Student Union President Liu Jiannan walked onto the stage in a daze, shaking it one step at a time, as if this world could not hold him, and his sunny smile was full of despicableness. As soon as he came on the stage, he immediately lit a cigarette, full of ruffianism.

More than 10,000 people below suddenly burst into booing and laughter. Some boys were whistling, and some girls were emitting their eyes. Such unruly men were the most likable to women.

Lin Kun finally pushed the big black girl away and looked at Liu Jiannan on the stage and smiled bitterly. The king of the town, Liu Yinan, is his sister. This brother and sister are vulgar and coquettish. What kind of talents are they cultivated by people!

Liu Jiannan held a cigarette in his mouth, laughing on his face, picked up the microphone, and did not speak, but stroking on the microphone. This action immediately attracted greater booing and laughter. After the atmosphere was slightly relieved, he spoke: "What is Longteng like? I think you already understand it, right?"

"Understand..." Tens of thousands of people called in unison. From the simple speech of the leader just now and the despicable actions of the student union president, everyone understood that it was indeed free and open.

"Okay, since you understand, I won't say much. Please feel it carefully in the future, the future will be long." Liu Jiannan said: "However, I want to say something to all the boys in our sophomore on behalf of me and all the boys in our entire sophomore year on behalf of me, that is, the senior sister is ours, and the junior sister is ours, so don't even think about it. If anyone can't help it, just make do with it!"

"Wow..." There was an uproar in the audience, and laughter and boo sounded in a film, turning into a sea of ​​joy.

Liu Jiannan threw away the microphone, took off the stage with a cigarette in his arms, and then a girl walked onto the stage, her long hair dyed burgundy, permed with big waves, and in a suit, she looked like a white-collar beauty, mature, charming, sexy and enchanting, not like a student at all.

She picked up the microphone and also masturbated as Liu Jiannan, saying, "Hello everyone, I am the director of the Propaganda Department of the Student Union. My name is Shen Dongxue. You boys should not look at me anymore. You can't worry about it because I am already a senior and will leave Longteng in a short time. This is my last time to fulfill the duties of the minister. In addition to welcoming you, I also have to give special instructions to the girls and juniors here. Remember the words of the senior sister, you should seize the time to find a partner from now on. Don't think that time is the case. If you are not careful, good resources will be taken away by others. As long as the conditions are suitable, you can consider having children out of wedlock. Don't wait until the senior year, and like me, squeeze your chest, reveal your legs and twist your butt to please those middle-aged bald interviewers in big companies!"

Let’s talk about experience! Although Long Teng is all elite talents, society has social rules, and the workplace has rules, especially the unspoken rules. No matter whether you are an elite or a talented person, without an uncle, no woman can succeed at will...

"Okay, we have said everything we should say. You will have to take care of these four years." The senior sister ended her speech and left a sincere summary of her experience: "According to the convention, you should also choose a freshman representative to say a few words."

Everyone looked at each other. This was indeed a routine, but their 18-year life has been arranged by parents and teachers. Now no one makes arrangements, and they are completely at a loss.

At this moment, Lin Kun suddenly rushed up and shouted: "I'll go!"

Tens of thousands of people at the scene looked here together, and immediately recognized him as a mysterious man who was dealing with the four beauties. Everyone immediately started to make a fuss and wanted to take the opportunity to understand him and confirm various speculations about his identity.

Lin Kun actually didn't want to show off, but was just being entangled by the big black girl around her. After several blows, she not only did not suffer any setbacks, but became more and more bold and even attacked Lin Kun's magic weapon directly.

Lin Kun really couldn't stand it anymore, so he could only get rid of her in this way.

Pushing away the big black girl, Lin Kun rushed to the stage quickly, everyone's eyes were like chasing lights, always following him, going on stage, picking up the microphone, and following the convention, joking and joking, laughing out loud from the audience.

Looking at the crowds of dark people in the audience, Lin Kun was very calm. After two years of life in the forest, he had been away from the crowd, and even became unfamiliar with the feeling of being a human being. Now that he is back, the more lively he is happier. He is used to similar big scenes. Just last summer, in the mountains and forests, a cluster of bees came collectively, at least hundreds of thousands of words. Lin Kun handed them over to play the game of two little bees in front of hundreds of thousands of bees...

"Hello everyone, I think everyone knows me, right?" Lin Kun said with a smile with a smile on his face.

"Meet." Many people shouted like a cheer.

Lin Kun smiled shyly and said, "I've become a hero of eternal sensation."

Everyone laughed, and even Liu Jiannan and Shen Dongxue looked at him with a smile. Liu Yinnan and He Ping were also smiling at each other. Only Tao Linna was looking around to see if there were any weapons such as darts, daggers, and red bricks to throw them up.

Someone below started to cheer: "Let's talk about you first, who is your last name, and where did you come from..."

Lin Kun glanced at the corner of his eyes and said, "I came from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu and came here to give up the blood!"

The laughter broke out again, with booing and the contempt of women. When someone asked someone, the following became messy and asked Lin Kun one after another. Someone asked him where his home furnishings were, what position his parents held, how many industries and deposits were there in the family, and some even asked, who did he choose the four women just now?

Seeing that the atmosphere on the scene was about to get out of control and someone even wanted to rush to the stage, Lin Kun naturally would not answer one by one. The most attractive thing about women is the mystery, which makes you impatiently want to uncover her mysterious veil layer by layer, and by the way, you can uncover her clothes.

The same is true for men. The more mysterious the woman wants to know you in depth, the deeper the result is.

Therefore, Lin Kun did not reveal anything about himself, but just held the microphone and said, "My name is Lin Kun, who is strong and strong, gentle and polite, and has a kind attitude. He is a current hourly worker and takes on all the commissions, such as laying a bed and folding quilts, buying vegetables and cooking, feeding chickens and dogs, chasing pigs into the pen, writing love letters on behalf of others, doing homework, helping to deliver oral messages, confessing to you, pretending to be a boyfriend, pretending to be a parent... In short, my service purpose is to help others solve their worries, solve their problems, and have suffered. If you need it, please call 3838438, the price is negotiable, If you are the one you must!

Lin Kun ended his speech on behalf of the new student. Although it was just an advertisement, it represented a new look of a new generation of college students. He worked part-time, was self-sufficiency, was willing to work hard, and was innovative, and supported himself with his own hands.
Chapter completed!