Chapter 81 Kneading
Lin Kun admired his acting skills very much, and these were what he had explored when he was in middle school.
Middle school students are naughty and playful, so they often don’t want to go to evening self-study. Before Lin Kun feels fucked with evening self-study, he will find a piece of paper, roll it into a thin paper tube, and then poke it into his nose. The nose is very sensitive and almost sneezes with one or two. One or two are normal, but if you sneeze more than a dozen times in a row, you will naturally snot and cry. If you don’t have to wait for you to ask for leave, the teacher will take the initiative to ask you to go home to rest.
If you use this trick, the more ruthless thing is to tighten your throat and keep making nauseous and vomiting, which will look even more miserable. The teacher will not only ask you to go home, but also send a classmate to escort you.
This is all knowledge that cannot be learned in books. Unexpectedly, Lin Kun used practical knowledge again today, living until he is old.
Gu Xinran looked at Lin Kun again for a while. The more she looked, the more she became more and more confused she became. She simply turned around and left, and ran away without going far. She was so troubled that she frightened the girl.
"Second brother, are you okay?" Xu Cheng was still a little worried.
But Lin Kun suddenly jumped up, looking at the spirit, he could protect Tang Monk from the West to obtain the scriptures. One person could at least knock down seven spider spirits.
Xu Cheng and Zhang Xuemin were shocked, and Lin Kun patted their shoulders and said, "Good brother, stop saying anything, I hope I can live with you until I grow old..."
Xu Cheng and his two men were all black. Although they were saying that Lin Kun was fine, it might not be appropriate to use it until they were old.
"Oh, I understand, second brother, it turns out that you are pretending." Zhang Xuemin suddenly realized: "In this way, not only can you avoid Gu Xiaoniu's punches and kicks, but it may even make her feel guilty. If you have any requirements in the future, if you don't go too far, she will definitely satisfy you because you are in the near future."
"Smart." Lin Kun snapped his fingers and nodded with a smile. That's what he thought, but his purpose was not only to make a request for Gu Xinran first, but also to use Gu Xinran to get along with her father Gu Longteng.
Zhang Xuemin was extremely excited: "It's so good, my second brother, if you succeed in getting her, then you won't be rich."
"I hope so, but this girl is not easy to mess with. If my brother hadn't been good at acting, I would have been killed by him for a few more times." Lin Kun said with a wry smile.
My brothers laughed, but at the same time they felt the sorrow of life. In this life, people will encounter various situations. Many times, we want to stick to our own opinions and treat them with our hearts, but more often, we face the pressure of the situation and have to change ourselves and do things we don’t want to do.
Just like Lin Kun just now, he had no choice but to use it even pretended to be dead and sick, and this situation will happen in the future.
After chatting for a while, it was almost midnight and I had to go back to school, but Li Yongtai was still asleep. Everyone decided to take him back, but as soon as Lin Kun moved, his stomach was overturned and he vomited again. This time he really vomited.
People who drink too much are like this. As long as they vomit, they must vomit their stomachs completely. Of course, this is mainly due to the chain reaction caused by stomach discomfort after vomiting.
When Xu Cheng and the other two saw Lin Kun in such pain, they had to support Lin Kun and walked back step by step. Fortunately, the distance was not far.
Everyone walked into the campus with difficulty, but there was still a long way to the dormitory. In the middle, they passed by the woods that were known as the dating holy place. They happened to see a couple in disheveled clothes and their faces were flushed, and they were still getting together, as if there were no one else.
Lin Kun and the others happened to pass by, and the boy said, "Baby, am I your first man?"
The girl turned her head and looked at his face in the moonlight for a long time before saying, "It seems to be, quite familiar."
The boy was speechless, and Lin Kun and others were sweating coldly. Now this girl can't even remember the appearance of her first man. How many men did she have?
"Hey, this is our college life." Xu Cheng sighed. He was originally going to find a girl to have a relationship and completely get rid of the entanglement of gay men, but to be honest, a large part of the purity of girls in college is not as good as that of girls in bathing foot massage.
Nowadays, girls have had sex with many men at such a young age, and they always clamor for the lack of good men in the world. And from the perspective of dressing, young girls nowadays are increasingly fond of heavy makeup, shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-shoulder-s
I don’t know if it was nauseated by the girl just now or if she still had discomfort in her stomach, Lin Kun felt vomiting again, but he knew that his stomach was empty long ago and he should be hurt if he vomited again, so he immediately lay on the field, stretched his whole body to make his stomach feel more comfortable, and signaled himself to rest for a while and let Zhang Xuemin and the others go back first.
The two brothers were still unconscious of their personal affairs, and they went back when they saw that Lin Kun was fine.
Lin Kun lay on the grass, looking at the moon in the sky, exhaling the sour air in his stomach, slowly recovering his body. Behind him was the small forest. Obviously, there were other couples inside, and there were a large number of people. From time to time, he would hear depression moans. I don’t know whether they were in their own formation or a group melee.
Lin Kun took out a high-end cigarette given by Huang Shiying, immersed in the bright moonlight, and lit a cigarette quietly, warm and peaceful, silently and attentively listening to the every move of the couples in the woods.
Suddenly, he felt that the darkness in front of him seemed to be covering the moon. When he looked up, a pretty face as beautiful as a flower appeared in front of him.
Lin Kun didn't know how to smoke, and suddenly he saw a face, and he coughed so much that he was heartbreaking.
Gu Xinran looked at him, and the more she looked at him, the more she felt that he was really terminally ill.
"Are you okay?" Gu Xinran is a very kind girl. Even though she was hit by her chest and slapped on her butt today, she always felt a little sad and felt that Lin Kun was hurt by herself. So, even though she returned to the campus, she still walked around in a panic and worriedly.
Before she knew it, she walked to the woods, not knowing whether it was destined to be in the dark or her fate with Lin Kunzheng. As soon as she arrived, she saw Lin Kun lying on the grass and saw him lying for a long time before litting a cigarette. Her lonely look seemed to be desperate for life and was waiting for death.
Gu Xinran finally couldn't help but walk over. Looking at his painful cough, Gu Xinran couldn't help asking with concern.
Lin Kun didn't expect to meet her again here. He thought she was still in a state of gloom and took advantage of the fact that no one around came to cause trouble for her. However, seeing her nervous and concerned expression made Lin Kun not only relieved, but also felt a dazed in spirit.
He couldn't remember it himself for many years, and he hadn't seen such a caring look at him in many years. His parents were always busy with research and were not at home all year round. No matter what happened, Lin Kun was alone, but after all, he was only in his teenage years and often felt powerless. Although he gritted his teeth and persevered, he also needed someone to contact him.
At this time, he saw the long-lost concern on Gu Xinran's face, which immediately made his heart warm. Although this concern was obtained because of his deception, if he could relive the feeling of being cared for, he would rather deceive him to the end.
Moreover, in this year, people are full of deception. Eight of the ten sentences are lies, especially between men and women. Many couples and couples mostly start with deception. I love you, I don’t care about your poverty, I don’t mind you having a boyfriend... These are all deceptions.
Although Lin Kun couldn't bear it for a moment, he still held it back. After all, there was Gu Longteng behind this girl, which was Lin Kun's ultimate goal. In addition, the girl's skills, strength and ruthlessness also made Lin Kun have to tell this lie.
He put out the cigarette, coughed and supported his body hard, looking at Gu Xinran with bright night stars, pure and shiny. The girl felt a little embarrassed, and then spoke and apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, miss, everything I'm wrong today. I shouldn't be able to do things unscrupulously because I have a terminal illness. I sincerely apologize to you."
Lin Kun said he had a terminal illness. Even if he didn't have money, what could Gu Xinran say, but Gu Xinran's next words shocked Lin Kun and heard Gu Xinran say: "It's okay, I can fully understand your feelings. When a person's life is about to end, he is always full of resentment and regret, hating God's unfairness, and regretting that there are still many things in this world that have not been done... But you are really weird. If a normal person suffers from a terminal illness, he either goes to kill people and set fire to revenge, or finds a woman. In short, he does something that he usually dares to think but not do, but you actually go to peek at the women's bathroom. Is that?
"As for!" Lin Kun nodded seriously, looked at Gu Xinran's unparalleled and gorgeous face, and said, "Because I watched you go in, I followed in at all costs."
Gu Xinran was slightly stunned, then blushed, with a hint of joy on her face. This was obviously praising her beauty. In order to peek at her, she did not hesitate to go into the women's bathroom. Although it was very vulgar, Gu Xinran felt it was very helpful.
She was a little embarrassed by Lin Kun's burning gaze. Gu Xinran lowered her head and said, "Actually, you don't have to be sad at all. Death is not necessarily painful. For some people, it may be a pleasant experience and a happy relief. You don't have to apologize to me, but I should be sorry. I don't understand your situation, but I hit you hard. I know that although I can't cure your evil disease, I can make up for what I have done..."
As she said that, Gu Xinran's face turned redder, as if the fire clouds in the sky could illuminate the night sky. She glanced at Lin Kun's legs and said with a sound like a mosquito: "Does it still hurt there? If it hurts, I can help you rub..."
Chapter completed!