When the millionaire drove a luxurious extended Lincoln car by a village, he saw two beggars pulling weeds and eating on the side of the road. The millionaire immediately stopped the car.

"Why are you eating grass?"

"We really don't have money," a beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children in my family," a beggar muttered.

"Call them! The rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call your family."

"My family has a large population, and in addition to my wife, there are five children." said another beggar.

"It's okay, call me, go quickly!

In this way, the two beggars and their families got on the car, but fortunately they were lengthening the car. During the process, a beggar's wife said gratefully: "Boss, you are so nice. You can even invite poor people like us to your home."

The millionaire replied: "It's nothing. I just came back from abroad and no one has taken care of my family. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high. You can eat enough.

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A man and a woman having dinner

The girl kept asking the boy: Do you love me?

The boy looked at the girl and continued to have dinner

The girl was very angry and asked again: Do you love me?

The boy finally said: Love

The girl asked again: How do you prove it?

Suddenly the boy took thirty dollars out of his pocket.

Let’s ask the girl: Do you have ten yuan?

The girl gave ten yuan to the boy

The boy puts forty dollars on the table

After a while

The girl asked the boy very angry: Do you want to prove that you love me

The boy said I have proved it!!!

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Teacher: "You are finally here! Why didn't you come to class yesterday?"

Student: "Because my mother fell down the stairs"

Teacher: "Oh! So that's it. Mom was injured so you didn't come."

Student: "It's not that my dad was injured"

Teacher: "Why did your mom get injured when he fell off the stairs?"

Student: "Because my dad has a woman outside"

Teacher: "What? What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs?"

Student: "It's okay for them to fight my mom fell down and my dad was injured by my mom."

Teacher: "Oh, so because you took your dad to the hospital, you didn't come to class?"

Student: "It wasn't the woman outside who sent my dad there."

Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class?"

Student: "Because I overslept"

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs!"

Student: "No, I just mentioned it by the way."

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Electrical appliances hold jokes competition,

It is stipulated that every appliance must tell a joke.

And it made every audience member laugh,

Otherwise, I will be arrested and went to Aruba. The first thing I played was the washing machine.

As soon as he finished the joke, the audience burst into laughter.

Suddenly I heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold~~~"

So the washing machine was caught and went to Aruba. The next thing that came to play was the smartest computer. After his jokes were finished, all the appliances were laughing.

I heard the rice cooker say again, "It's so cold~~~"

So! The computer was also arrested and went to Aruba.

The third one is the most humorous desk lamp.

The desk lamp confidently finished telling the joke, and everyone laughed so hard that they rolled on the ground.

The rice cooker said again: "It's so cold~~~"

Just when the desk lamp was about to be arrested and went to Aruba,

The rice cooker stood up very angry.

Turning his head and facing the refrigerator sitting behind him, he said:

"I'm fed up with you and laugh, don't open your mouth so big, it's very cold."

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Once upon a time, a fox was walking on the street. One day, the fox met a wolf. He went over and slapped the fox on the head and said [three words] Why don’t you wear a hat?``The fox didn’t dare to speak and got a hat and put it on. The next day, the fox brought a hat and went out. When he met a wolf on the way, he slapped the fox and said [three words]

Why do you wear a hat and fox dare not say anything? I think in my heart that I will complain to the tiger tomorrow. The next day, the fox went to the tiger's house. As soon as I reached the door of the tiger's house, I heard the tiger saying to the wolf.

You can't bully the fox like this. He always asks me to complain about you. I'm not easy to do. I'll make a prank. I'll tell you something. Next time you meet him, ask him to find something for washing clothes for you. If he takes soap, slap him and say you want laundry detergent. If he takes laundry detergent, you slap him and say you want soap or ask him to find a beauty for you. He slap him and say you want thin. He slap him and say you want fat. He slap him and say you want fat. He can't complain.
Chapter completed!