Chapter 0386 The ultimate joke
Chapter 0386 The ultimate talk
At first glance, the pattern of this small desert hill has lost its original harmony, with tooths and ravines, and the surrounding terrain is either sharp and uneven, or steep and cracks, withered and yellow plants and dry land. The most conspicuous thing is that there is a broken tree on the side of the large tomb in the center.
With the company of Mei Mei and Sister Chen, Tang Sheng walked up a higher hill overlooking the distance and looked around.
At this moment, the wisdom that Mr. Ning instilled in himself came into his mind. With the old man's wisdom, Tang Sheng quickly analyzed the situation and qi meridians of this land. In fact, he could not feel much "qi" existed, and it was leaking!
When Ning Xin was there two days ago, she accompanied Director Liu, the expectant mother-in-law, and reported Tang Sheng's inheritance of her grandfather's geomantic secrets. Liu Yunhui took his son's opinion very much at this time. Mr. Ning's words that day were amazing enough, but everything he said was fulfilled, and the disasters faced by the Liu family were basically gone. That was a strange disaster, but my son is so outstanding, God is helping him? It turned around in just a few days, and perhaps it was also true that Mr. Ning's words.
Mr. Liu also heard the second son Liu Yungang talk about some secrets in private. He knew that the Liu family's disaster was related to Tang Sheng, and he also knew that it was related to an old man surnamed Ning. He was not guided by others. What did the Liu family look like if they didn't point their fingers? How luck!
Several old men from the Liu Family Department, along with the other department also followed the old man. They were all in their sixties and seventies. Feng Shuang's faces were full of fingers and pointed from time to time, discussing the current situation of the Liu Family's ancestral tomb. After all, there were more worldly feelings. In the past few years, everyone in the family died, and they participated in funerals. They also heard too much from Feng Shui masters and had a good understanding of these.
"Brother, I think our Liu family's tomb should be moved. It is said that the feng shui takes turns, and the emperor takes turns to sit. The terrain is so dilapidated. The trees next to the grandfather's tomb have been sawed by others. It's really a sinister. Our brothers and others agree to move."
"Yes, brother, move, we are all old bones, we don't have many good days, but the children are still young!"
Mr. Liu looked slightly and said, "Well, the move is to move. Today, we will let the children come up to see it. The matter of tomb is related to the welfare of future generations and the virtues accumulated by our ancestors. Maybe there will be a big trouble. My grandson Tang Sheng has been given guidance from famous masters in the geography industry and has a little knowledge of geography and mystery. We old bones may as well listen to what he said!"
The old man looked at Tang Sheng on the hill, and everyone turned their eyes to look at him. At this time, everyone saw Tang Sheng standing on the hill, with a majestic figure and extremely majestic appearance. The outline of the side face was like a knife and axe chopping, giving people a deep shock to the soul.
At this moment, they found that Tang Sheng's bright eyes were like a pair of black gems, and colorful lights appeared in the flow.
Liu Yunhui shouted, "Tang Sheng is here, your grandfather is calling you." She called her son over, and the old father was about to listen to him.
In fact, Tang Sheng didn't really want to come. He couldn't do such things as Feng Shui at all. He was not very interested in this regard. Although he taught Mr. Ning's inheritance, he really was not going to be a charlatan. If you believe in this thing, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it. Many people don't care about it at all. Take the death of someone as an example. It's safe to be buried, but the others don't matter.
Especially the younger generation of children do not understand these gods and ghosts and strange things. Although they also know that Anling’s tomb is a big deal, isn’t he a Feng Shui master? We just spend money to make him mess around. What do we know about those things? It’s not what we should worry about.
At this time, when Mr. Liu said, "Tang Sheng was guided by a famous geography master", several people rolled their eyes. How old is he? How deep is he doing? How can he know nothing? What's wrong with these adults?
When Tang Sheng's eyes flashed through the faces of everyone, he saw through their disbelief and surprise. Maybe he could make them respect him when he pretended to be a little tail wolf, but when it comes to Feng Shui, I am afraid that they will not believe that they have that ability, right?
Do you think I want to say it? If my mother hadn't pulled me, what would I do as an outsider? I wouldn't have to carry the young master to this ruined tomb. No matter how i was idle, I wouldn't have to worry about finding one or two beautiful women to flirt with and have suffered this foreign crime?
"Birth, I heard your second uncle say something, and I admire the old man very much. Since he has taught you your secret art, Grandpa is near the water tower. Let's get a bargain from you first. You might as well give some advice to the younger generation so that they can understand these things."
Mr. Liu is still very kind and optimistic about his grandson. In fact, after Tang Sheng was eight years old, he often stayed at his grandfather's house. Although his cousins and sisters didn't like to pay attention to him, his relationship with the old man was still good. However, after traveling through time, he became alienated from his grandfather's house because he understood the truth. The whole family looked down on his father and his mother sometimes rolled his eyes. What is he?
Tell these younger generations? What do they know? Tell them that this is not just playing the piano for cows? I wasted my spit.
"Grandpa, I don't understand very much. Let me just say a few words. People will definitely be buried in the soil after a few thousand. Nowadays, society has improved, and the families of civil servants are not allowed to be buried in the ground, especially if they have to be cremated. Otherwise, the unit will not pay funeral expenses, but the regulations are not followed by everyone. Many policies are not implemented properly, and sometimes they have nothing to do with quality. In the face of the ancestors' teachings and the last words of ancestors, all qualities are bullshit. Who dares to disobey? People have selfish intentions, afraid of being unrighteous and unfilial, and fear that they have no face to go underground to pay their respects to their ancestors after death. Therefore, the national regulations are regulations, and I will do whatever I want, and no one cares about it!"
Mei Mei and Sister Chen lowered their heads and wanted to laugh, while Liu Yunhui also rolled her eyes on her son, saying that what are you doing? Why do you like to teach people a lesson?
Even Mr. Liu smiled bitterly, but it didn't matter to Liu Daliu San. They had no public office, but Liu Er smiled bitterly.
"Don't talk about this gossip. Let's talk about the ancestral grave. This funeral is a major event for every household. If you don't understand it normally, you dare not deal with it by yourself when you encounter such a thing at home. The Feng Shui master will definitely hire someone. As for whether they are genuine or fake, no one cares about it. Thinking about how others do this, how can they not understand it? In fact, there are too many people who are just a mess. They are deceived because everyone can't tell the authenticity. They can do whatever they like. Anyway, just bury people for me."
Puff, our second-generation ancestor is so irritable. Is this the matter with the ancestral tomb? Do you mean the serious business? Mei Mei dared not laugh.
Why didn’t Tang Sheng talk about these things? Because the children of the Liu family despise him, I will also mock you. Not only that, I will also fool you into understanding these things in the future, so as not to destroy the harmonious Feng Shui of the Liu family.
Tang Sheng took his hand and made a gesture. Liu Yunhui was so angry, but she wanted to laugh in her heart. Her son is such a treasure!
"First of all, the cemetery of the Liu family must be in no way Feng Shui. Everyone can see it at a glance. Look at the surrounding ravines and deep pits and cracks, and look at the hill facing the right, and the original hill on the left collapsed. This is a sign of great danger. The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the vermilion bird on the front, and the black womb on the back, everyone should understand it. There is a saying in the Feng Shui of Yinling Tomb Ying. It is better to let the green dragon be thousands of feet high than the white tiger looking back; but now the Liu family Tomb Ying is just right. The dragon hill on the left collapses, the right
The tiger hill is towering at the edge of the edge, which is a bad omen. This is one of them. Looking at the front case of the direction, there is actually no case at all. There is only a ditch. The small tomb hill is called Chaoshan. The front case of the imperial tomb is called Chaoshan. If there is a mountain, then the family will be officials. The case collapses and the official disaster will be caused. I just observed the small river ditch around it. It has dried up. If the water is dry, it will be destroyed. The big tree next to the main tomb is also the main tomb, and the Xuanwu Hill behind the tomb has also been trapped. This is a sign of losing dependence. All signs indicate that the ancestral tomb will not be moved here again, and some situations may come true one by one."
The hairs of the people around him stood up, so serious? Oh my God, everyone looked at Tang Sheng again, wow, charlatan!
Tang Sheng was too lazy to pay attention to them, and said, "After the grave is finished, let's talk about 'burial'. People will die. If they get angry, they will die. If they are dissipated, they will die. If they live, they will die. If they live, they will die. If they have air, they will die. This land has air, which is a good place. If they have no air, they will die. How long should they be kept? The bones of ancestors are the fundamental source of blessings for descendants and descendants, and are closely related to those born in later generations. Everyone's life is the continuation of parents. The bones of ancestors are buried in a lucky place with endless vitality. The gods will be at peace. Otherwise, they will have resentment. There is a saying in geographical Feng Shui: Qi and emotions are in harmony, and Yin blessings are the people; whether it is the house we live in or the tomb we buried after death, we should "take advantage of the air to avoid death." Qi is the root of life and should not be ignored!"
"Grandpa, I won't talk about how to observe 'qi'. Anyway, everyone doesn't understand. I have chosen the right place there. My second uncle knows it. Just find a geoscience master from the provincial capital to choose an auspicious day and time to move. I really don't understand that, so I dare not say much!"
Tang Sheng really can't see any auspicious time and auspicious day. It's too profound and needs to compare the birth dates and horoscopes of many people. What conflicts and restrains, and avoids obscure things. It's not that professionals will be confused after a while. He can only look at the terrain in general.
But just to get this effect, Mr. Liu was very satisfied. In the car he came back, Liu Yunhui asked his son, "Are you talking nonsense?"
"Uh, my mom, I'm going to see geography for my mom's father. How many heads do I dare to talk nonsense?"
"Well, that's good. In short, you don't care about such a magical matter in the future. If you don't have good things, you will be able to test all the bad things. I don't know how many people hate you. Have you heard it? Let me know if you pretend to be a charlatan and see if I will break your legs!"
Yes, if you say it well, should everyone like it, if you say it bad, should everyone hate you to death, it is difficult to be a charlatan!
"My mom, please rest assured. Although I am a great charlatan, most people really can't invite me. This time I've been talking about it at the end. I have enough money to spend and sleep. I can help me see Feng Shui when I'm idle? I'm too lazy to do it. By the way, I'll go back to Jiangling in half a day."
"Well, go back, Mei Xiang has to deal with the affairs here for the time being. Establish a branch and recruit a lot of trivial matters. You can live in our house normally. I can also help her with many ideas and recommend some talents. There are many unsuccessful but talented young people in the Provincial Finance Department. You can dig it up and save you from being piled up in the information room to waste your life." Director Liu is really cruel.
Tang Sheng laughed, and Mei Mei thanked him. If you should be polite, you have to be polite. When he came back at noon, Tang Jin quietly told Tang Sheng that he wanted to take leave.
Chapter completed!