Chapter 732: You know shit
Su Han said this too domineeringly...!
If Lao Mei fails the inspection, even Su Han will have to stay and keep him in check?
Mr. Chen was stunned for a moment, thinking that Su Han was too impulsive, so he opened his mouth to persuade him, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say that since Su Han took action, there must be no problem!
When the director heard this, he laughed proudly and immediately said, "Don't worry, there is no 'bed' seat, I will also help you get one!"
As he said that, he immediately took Lao Mei and others to the examination room.
Su Han didn't say anything else and followed them over.
In the examination room, there were several doctors in white coats there. When they saw the director bringing people to do the examination, they immediately started the examination instrument.
"First check it out to see if there are any 'spiritual' diseases."
The director glanced at Su Han. This kind of examination mainly looked at chemical "characteristics" and detected the loss of internal nerve structures of the body, which is often the fundamental cause of "sperm" mental illness.
Several doctors nodded and immediately took Lao Mei into the examination room.
Su Han and others were waiting outside.
Mei Sheng was a little nervous, afraid that if the examination failed, his father would really stay in the "mental" mental hospital and stay for the rest of his life!
Not only that, even Su Han wants to stay, isn’t this going to make a big deal!
He glanced at Su Han, but Su Han looked calm and looked unworried.
"Young people don't act like a doctor like this. Too confident will often hurt themselves." The director couldn't help but teach him a lesson, and said 'kiss' with mocking words. "Don't think that if you have seen a few years of learning and seeing a few patients, you really think that you are a miracle doctor."
Su Han turned his head and glanced at the director: "I haven't studied and I haven't graduated from college."
When the director heard this, he was stunned. It seemed that he was overestimating Su Han?
If you haven't even graduated from college, do you have a professional qualification certificate?
He suddenly felt that Su Han was a 'sentient' mental patient, and was making a fuss here!
It can be seen that Mr. Chen from the National Medical Department is here, and the director dare not say it, otherwise it would have been said that even Mr. Chen was sick and was deceived by Su Han like this.
"Hmph, you're so funny!"
Do you treat patients as toys?
The director scolded.
Su Han ignored it anymore. He sat there calmly, without any worries, and even started playing with his cell phone, as if he didn't care at all.
Mr. Chen and others stood aside and waited quietly. Seeing Su Han like this, they thought to themselves that there must be no problem.
If others don’t understand Su Han, how could Mr. Chen himself not understand?
Even if Su Han just said it was 70% sure, it would be absolutely foolproof!
After a while, Lao Mei walked out and several doctors followed, their faces full of surprise and confusion.
“What’s the result?”
The director asked quickly.
"Director, no neural structure loss was found, no problems were found." One of his doctors said.
"Everyone said I was not sick, so I had to lock me up. I think you are sick!" Lao Mei was so angry that she pointed at the director and cursed.
The director's face looked ugly: "No structural damage does not mean that you do not have 'mental' mental illness. Some are pathological' and some are psychological'. You know nothing!"
He was a little dissatisfied and did not believe that Su Han's scammers could really cure Lao Mei.
Seeing Su Han sitting there, he ignored him, as if he was letting himself check, which made the director even more dissatisfied.
"I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer correctly, you can determine that you are not sick."
The director looked at Lao Mei and said.
"Quickly ask!" Lao Mei was already impatient and didn't want to stay in such a ghost place.
He felt that he was not sick, but these doctors must have psychological problems!
"The first question is that a bathtub is filled with water, with a spoon and a scoop of water. How can you keep the bathtub free of water in the shortest time?"
The director stared at Lao Mei and asked seriously.
As soon as his problem arose, several doctors were stunned and couldn't help but think.
"It must be a water scoop!" One of the doctors couldn't help but whisper.
The other nodded, why would the good director ask such a boring question? Isn’t all primary school students know how to choose?
Mei Sheng thought so in his heart. He looked at Lao Mei, worried that Lao Mei would not make a clear judgment and would choose a spoon, which would be done.
The old girl frowned, and the corners of her mouth twitched. She looked at the director, as if she was looking at an idiot.
"Is this a question?"
Lao Mei was so angry that she blew her beard, "Only fools can use water!"
As soon as he spoke, the director's face became proud. Without water, Lao Mei chose a spoon? There is no problem yet. This is not only a problem with "spinal" mental illness, but also an IQ affected.
The director was about to speak, but Lao Mei continued, "Turn out the plug! You still use a scoop? Use a spoon? Director, are you brain-related? Ask me such boring questions!"
When Lao Mei shouted, everyone was silent. Several doctors who had just chosen the water puff felt their faces blue and white. They didn't expect to unplug the plug and let the water diffuse it by themselves, and they also chose to use the water puff...
It seems that they are really sick!
The director's face turned red. Unexpectedly, Lao Mei reacted so quickly, and even mocked him, making his cheeks hot.
Just as he was about to ask again, Su Han had already stood up: "Director, don't be embarrassed anymore. Normal people wouldn't ask such questions. I see that the one who is the most ill here is you."
He stared at the director and said without hesitation, "You just want to prove that you are right, but you never thought about how the patient needs to recover and how the patient will develop a disease. You are not professional at all."
Su Han's words stabbed the director hard in the heart like a knife, especially the sentence "You are not professional", which made the director's throat dry instantly, and he was stunned for a long time and he couldn't speak.
"Lao Mei's symptoms are caused by qi stagnation and stuck in her heart. Moreover, because he lives alone, his mood is depressed, lacks the company of his children and relatives, and his living environment is not good, so he has unclear consciousness and loss of reason. What kind of mental illness is he? "
Su Han said lightly, "The disease that can be cured is nothing. If not, it is just because your medical skills are not good enough and your level is not high."
After he finished speaking, he ignored it and asked Mei Sheng to take Lao Mei to go through the discharge procedures, leaving the director standing there in a daze, and no longer daring to respond.
When Su Han and others left, the director did not dare to stop him anymore. Su Han scolded him repeatedly. How could he have anything else to say?
Especially when he was unprofessional, he was even more ashamed, as if he was poking what he was most worried about when others discovered.
Su Han took the people away, and Old Chen followed him and couldn't help laughing.
"You kid, you are really merciless. The director is afraid that you will be depressed by you."
"If you don't want to help patients solve problems, you just want to prove that your wrong understanding is correct. Such people deserve to be depressed."
Chapter completed!