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Chapter 95 Selling ear scoops

Yang Kexin shouted in surprise: "Cleaning your ears? Why do you need to clean your ears?" Han Ming hurriedly said: "It's comfortable! Come here and lean your ears towards me."

Yang Kexin didn't know what Han Ming was going to do, so she had to lean her ear towards Han Ming. Han Ming whispered: "Now I'll help you to take it out, don't move it!" Yang Kexin said "happy". Han Ming gently slid into Yang Kexin's ear, and Yang Kexin couldn't help laughing and said: "Hehe, I'm so itchy."

Han Ming said angrily: "Don't move!" Yang Kexin said "Oh" and let Han Ming tweak it. After a while, Han Ming smiled and said: "Okay, now you feel it. Are your ears much more comfortable?"

Yang Kexin smiled and said, "Yeah, it's very comfortable. Charcoal, would you give me one in the future?" Han Ming said happily: Hehe, it's better to soak in a different world. Street stalls worth a few cents can be given as gifts. He hurriedly said, "Okay, I will definitely bring you ten or eight after I go back. Didn't you say you want to use it to scoop things? Then you can use it to scoop rice and eat soup after you take out your ears!"

Yang Kexin gently gave Han Ming: "Disgusting!"

The two of them immediately walked into the pawnshop. The pawnshop's staff looked at it for a long time and exclaimed: "What a trick! Such a small spoon!" Han Ming asked hurriedly: "Then how much money can this thing be used as?"

The guy thought for a while and hurriedly said, "Young master, I can't tell what kind of material this kind of spoon is made of. Please wait a while and I'll call the shopkeeper." Han Ming hurriedly said, "Then go quickly! I'm in a hurry to use the money!" The guy responded and hurriedly called the shopkeeper.

After a while, the guy brought a fat guy with big ears. Han Ming immediately lit up the ear-clearing spoon and asked hurriedly: "Shopkeeper, I have a treasure here, do you want to take a look?"

The shopkeeper looked carefully, took the ear-clearing spoon and weighed it over and over for a long time, and said strangely: "I have never seen such a material before, I don't know what it is?"

Han Mingxin cursed: Damn, you definitely don’t know about stainless steel! He hurriedly said: “This material is made of alien stone. There is only one in the world today. The shopkeeper. If I weren’t short of money, I wouldn’t be anything I said!”

The shopkeeper's eyes lit up and he hurriedly said, "Okay! Young Master, please offer a price." Han Ming asked Yang Kexin in a low voice, "You say!" Yang Kexin was already angry, and said angrily: "Just treat it as a 350-liang, and you can come and get it!"

Han Ming was startled and thought he would say at least 30 taels or something. He immediately said anxiously: "What? Only 30 taels?" The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "I said, "Young Master, you must be short of money now, right? I am the one who takes helping others as the basis of happiness! I bought it for one hundred taels!" Without waiting for Han Ming to speak, he hurriedly said: "My man, hurry up and get one hundred taels of cash for this young master!"

The guy nodded and bowed quickly, "Yes, the shopkeeper." Han Ming hurriedly, "Shopkeeper, I, I didn't say I wanted to sell!" The shopkeeper hurriedly, "Didn't you say it just now? OK, okay, that's it." After a while, the guy hurriedly took out a bag of silver, and the shopkeeper stuffed it into Han Ming's arms without saying a word, and hurriedly, "My man, take the guests away!"

Han Ming was amused, grabbed Yang Kexin and walked out. After walking dozens of feet out, he couldn't help but look back at the shopkeeper and the guy at the pawnshop. The two guys were still watching the ear-cleaning spoons there! The most ridiculous thing was that the shopkeeper even put the ear-cleaning spoons in his mouth and licked them. The guy asked hurriedly: "Shopkeeper, what have you found?"

The shopkeeper said in surprise: "It's indeed made of foreign stone! The taste is different. Have you tasted scented metal?" The guy shook his head and said in a hurry: "No?" The shopkeeper said in a hurry as if he had discovered a treasure: "This spoon has a taste, a bit bitter and salty."

The guy hurriedly said, "Really? I'll try it!" The shopkeeper said angrily, "Go and stay there." After that, he happily put the ear-cleaning spoon into his mouth and allowed him to suck it greedily...

Han Ming held a bag of heavy silver and said happily: "Kexin, look, we can spend whatever we want now!" Yang Kexin turned his head slightly and refused to answer. Han Mingqi said: "Kexin, what's wrong with you? Are you unhappy?"

Yang Kexin hummed, as if she was angry. Suddenly, a wail sounded behind the two of them: "Miss Young Master, be fine, please do it, please pity me, old man..."

Han Ming was shocked: What a familiar voice! When he turned around, he saw that it was the beggar just now! The old beggar was crying: "Miss Young Master, okay! My four sons just now owed others a lot of debts, and they all came to the door! Please give me some taels of silver to save my four unfilial sons. I am so old, I can't have no son! Wow..."

Yang Kexin hurriedly said, "Old man, how much gambling debt do your four sons owe them?" The old beggar said, "It's a whole hundred taels! Oh my god, I can't afford to repay the day I beg until my death!"

Yang Kexin thought for a while, snatched the silver in Han Ming's arms, and hurriedly said, "Old man, this is one hundred taels, you should pay off the debt quickly! Remember to ask your four sons to be a good person in the future!"

The old beggar was shocked and cried, "You are my savior! I, I knelt down for you..." After that, he was about to kneel down. Yang Kexin hurriedly helped the old beggar up and said, "Old man, don't take this big gift, you can leave quickly!" The old beggar hurriedly carried a hundred taels of silver.

Han Ming hurriedly said, "Hey, why are you so easy to cheat?" Yang Kexin said angrily: "Hmph, how about I like being cheated?"

Han Ming hurriedly said, "Then you should also consider ourselves. Why did you give all 100 taels to that old beggar? At least three or five taels left are enough for us to have a night of sleep!" Yang Kexin said angrily: "This is the punishment for lying to me!"

Han Mingqi said: "When did I lie?"

Yang Kexin angrily said, "You are still pretending to be stupid? Why did you tell the shopkeeper of the pawnshop just now?" Han Ming smiled and said, "Hehe. No business is a businessman. I thought there was something big about it! Think about it, if I didn't tell you what the ear picker was made of, what kind of alien stone or strange man, would it be that high price?"

Yang Kexin suddenly became much angry, but she still said angrily: "Then you said there is only one in the world. Why did you lie to me and say you have dozens of them?" Han Mingqi said: "Hey, when did I say I have dozens of them? Why do I need dozens of them to clean my ears? I'm sick!"

Yang Kexin said angrily: "Why do you say you have to give me dozens of them?" He was angry and turned around and left. Han Ming cursed in his heart: This pig has a short-circuited brain! He hurriedly said: "Kexin, I don't have one now, but I can buy it for you!"

Yang Kexin was stunned for a moment and turned around quickly and said, "You said it is true? When did you bring me dozens of ear-clearing spoons?" Han Ming hurriedly said, "I will bring you as soon as I return to the mortal world!"

Yang Kexin immediately turned anger into joy: "One word is certain!" Han Ming replied: "It is hard to chase thousands of horses!"

Han Ming hurriedly said, "Pig Head, Pig Head, now we have to go hungry." Yang Kexin said angrily: "Who made you angry? Otherwise, how could I give that old man a hundred taels of silver?"

Han Ming said in his heart: Crows are as dark as the world! I think what my mother often said to her father when she was at home was: Who told you to take me or something? For example, my mother cooks (Brother Han has a nanny at home, but Brother Han’s mother prefers to “show” her cooking skills. Whenever there is such "enjoyment", Brother Han’s appetite will be greatly reduced, so Brother Han often says that his mother indirectly supports the country’s food conservation plan! Hush, this is Brother Han’s home

Don’t say anything about it.) It’s either that salt is cheaper or that it’s expensive. Anyway, it’s always so unpleasant. Then my mother kept saying, “It’s all you bastard, you made me unpleasant before!” Then my father always said innocently: “What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with you?” Then my mother said, “Look, you just talked to me in this tone. Do you think I’m in a good mood? Can cooking be good if I’m in a bad mood?………”

Han Ming knew that nothing was useful to say, so he had to imitate his father's tone and said, "It's my fault, it's all my fault. Don't be angry, let's think of a solution now."

Yang Kexin snorted and hurriedly said, "Charcoal, think about it again, what other guys have not taken it out?" Han Ming hurriedly said, "Do you think I am a treasure chest! I just got the chance to pick up the ear-cleaning spoon because you took it away carelessly. There are treasures, but they are heirlooms and cannot be used as a family heirloom."

Yang Kexin said curiously: "You have a family heirloom? Who gave it to you? Show it to me!" Han Ming was shocked: "I don't know who gave it to this. It should be considered that my parents gave it to you."

Yang Kexin became even more curious and hurriedly said, "It means you have two? Let's take them to show me!" Han Ming was speechless! Seeing that Han Ming was still moving, Yang Kexin thought Han Ming refused and said angrily: "Stingy!"

Han Ming hurriedly said, "It's not that I'm stingy! Yes, it's something you can't watch. And it's not that you can't be." Yang Kexin hurriedly said, "Hmph. If you don't show it, you'll find so many excuses!" Han Ming angrily said, "Do you really want to watch it? I'll let you see enough when you find a place where there is no one!"

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