Chapter 219 The Best Director of the Hottest

At this time, there were crowds of people outside the Xuelan Theater, and the screams of fans from movie fans were one after another. Many people shouted their idol's names, and the cameras of the photojournalists were flashing. The celebrity guests who attended the grand event were dressed in fashionable and casual clothes, posing beautiful poses in front of the popcorn set board, laughing and communicating with the movie fans standing behind the advertising bar, and accepting interviews with reporters...

With the war between the US and Iraq War ending for a month, no one protested again. The 12th Film Awards, which were selected by fans, and the theme of funny and joy, seemed more lively than this year's Oscars. The celebrities and stars present were absolutely star-studded, including Toby McGuire, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Garner, Robert Downey Jr. and many other nominees.

There are Will Smith, new Oscar winner Adrian Braudy, Samuel Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz... Rapist Luda Chris, great director George Lucas, Harrison Ford... There are also it-girls such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and others, and David Beckham and Victoria, who are awarded the "Best Breakthrough Actor Award on the Ocean".

Victoria, with long curly hair, was wearing a low-cut tight-fitting white dress with shining diamonds, and was walking on the red carpet with "heartthrobs" Beckham. Beckham was wearing a white suit and a white T-shirt, an orange leather shoes, a blonde hair tied behind her head, and a humble and charming smile on her face. However, most fans knew Victoria but didn't know much about the man. In this "football desert" in the United States, "I Love Beckham" is more famous than Beckham.

There were noisy on both sides of the red carpet, and suddenly the fans screamed again: "Yang!!! Jessica--" Wang Yang, who had just arrived, waved with his hands and greeted them, and suddenly felt a dazzling flash of light coming. He was wearing ordinary jeans, a button-free gray suit jacket and T-shirt; Jessica next to him had a short-sleeved floral dress and sandals.

As a leader in the popular young audience, after the tenth session of "Juno", this year's "Magic Yang Movie" was nominated for a great harvest. The depressing "The Ninth District" has three nominations: Best Actor (Robert Downey Jr.), Best Virtual Performance (Christopher Foxson) and Best Action Scene (The Ninth District Mecha Battle).

The most popular R-level comedy in history in the world, "The Hangover", has 6 nominations in 13 awards, namely Best Movie, Best Breakthrough Actor (Zach Galifeannakis), Best Villain (Michelle Rodriguez), Three Best Comedy Performances (Zach, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms), The three were also shortlisted for Best Screen Partner, and Best Fight (Michelle Rodriguez and the Trio). "Sweetheart" also has one, Best Actress (Jessica Alba).

"The Lord of the Rings 2" and "Spider-Man" both have 5 nominations and rank second in the second place. In addition to the Best Breakthrough Actress, Best Breakthrough Actor Award and Best Kissing Scene Award, all of the Fire Movies participated in the competition, and the funny corps of "The Hangover" also came to the scene.

"Hmph!" Paris Hilton, who was wearing a blue chest and a navel, saw Wang Yang walking alone in this direction. She deliberately walked up, snorted disdainfully, and walked past with a proud look with her chin on her face. Wang Yang looked back in confusion and glanced at the swaying blonde back. He didn't notice who it was? Was he hummed? Wang Yang hummed and continued to walk towards Will Smith over there.

Because of the busyness, in addition to the power to celebrate the blessings, Wang Yang and Will Smith have not been together for a long time. This time, they took advantage of the opportunity to laugh happily. The summer vacation has already started this summer. "Jedi Men 2" starring Will Smith and directed by Michael Bay will be released on July 18. He is now filming the science fiction movie "I, Robot", which will not be completed in at least October.

Although he is not short of film contracts, Will Smith jokes about cooperation. He has not been nominated for the MTV award for a long time, and he tastes the taste of working with the Oscar Best Director. However, after careful consideration, Wang Yang found that the second collaboration may not be in front of him. There is no role suitable for Will in "Firefly". Unless he is a supporting role, he is just an actor of the level of Will, who will not play supporting roles, even if the pay is at the level of the star.

The friendly guest appearance in "Hangover" returned the favor, saying that "inviting you to play a supporting role" is a matter of being rejected and destroying a passionate relationship, so Wang Yang still laughed and said, "When you have the opportunity to join forces."

After chatting with Smith and his son for a while, Wang Yang accepted another TV interview and was talking to Zach, Bradley and others. Jessica, who had signed the autographs for the fans, came over. Then, while he was greeted and being greeted, the two were met by Beckham and his wife. Victoria was very enthusiastic and talked about Wang Yang about his favorite movies, and praised Jessica's fashion taste. She was very looking forward to "The Demon Wearing Prada".

Wang Yang kept laughing and saying thank you. He had a good impression of this model couple, but he didn't have a senior understanding of the football world. He usually didn't have it on the sports page of the newspaper. He didn't pay much attention to European football news. Looking at Beckham standing aside and smiling, as if he had nothing to say, Wang Yang thought about it and praised: "David, I love your free kick to death! It can always create miracles!"

Jessica nodded. She vaguely remembered some news about the Korean and Japanese World Cup last year, and smiled uncertainly: "I remember last year's World Cup, in England and Argentina, David scored a penalty kick and won the game." As she said that, she looked at Wang Yang next to her, and looked at him with a questioning look, "Punishment is also a free kick, right?" Wang Yang replied with her expression "It should be." It actually understood even better than him.

"Thank you, that was my most honorable moment." Hearing this praise, Beckham suddenly felt a little overjoyed, and there was a little more pride on his smile. This is certainly not the first time he was praised for that goal, but every time he felt the joy at that time. As the captain, he avenged the red card of the French World Team in 1998 and made up for the regret. It was one of the most memorable moments in his life.

Victoria was a little surprised because among Hollywood stars, Fantastic Young and Jessica are well-known basketball fans and football knows it too. She smiled and said, "He always bragged about that ball." Beckham kept a charming smile.

"No, no, no, I know David has a lot of classics, it seems that that goal is super far-reaching and long-range shot..." Just now, Wang Yang was a little competitive, but he couldn't think of more, so he had to praise: "It's really a superhero of Manchester United!" Jessica nodded and said, "Well, there is no doubt!"

Manchester United's superhero... This sentence made Beckham's smile a little heavy, and a complicated look flashed through his eyes, and it was no longer possible. Listening to their sincere praise, Victoria finally knew that the couple did not really understand football, otherwise she would not say that. She smiled without any hesitation: "David is going to play football at Real Madrid Club in Spain, but in fact I want him to come to the United States."

"Oh!" Both of them were a little embarrassed, and the superheroes were about to transfer... but they came to the United States to play football? It seemed that the two looked at each other, just like Michael Jordan went to the UK to play basketball...

Next, Victoria changed the topic and talked about fashion with the two. Beckham continued to talk like a bodyguard. After a while, the four of them ended the acquaintance conversation. Wang Yang and Jessica continued to walk around the red carpet, being picked up and looking for old friends. The sky gradually became dark, and the celebrity guests began to enter the venue, and then the fans and audiences also entered the Selang Theater, and the award ceremony was about to begin.

The auditorium of the Sherland Theater is still fancy and lively, as if it was the scene of a children's program. All those attending the ceremony came with ease and happiness. All the stars also played with the host and the audience. Tonight's host is Sean William Scott, the actor of the "Hard Bar" in the "American Pie" series, and is partnered with Justin Timberlake.

As soon as the ceremony began, a spoof short film of the year was played. Bradley Cooper and two hosts disguised themselves as a copy robot in "The Matrix 2" and entered the future time and space to spoof multiple movies. The auditorium suddenly burst into laughter. Then, he joked about the humorous dialogue between the three heroines Cameron Diaz, Liu Yuling and Drew Barrymore, which also caused chuckles.

Wang Yang and Jessica sat in the front row in an area with Robert Downey Jr., Michelle, Zach and others in "The Hangover"; thousands of fans in ordinary clothes sat the second floor theater full, watching the two hosts on the stage making fun of each other and creating an atmosphere, and there were constant "haha" laughter, and the lights on the stage were also flashing.

"The one who won the Best Breakthrough Actor Award on the Over the Ocean is..." In front of the podium, Victoria, wearing a white dress, opened the golden envelope, and Beckham next to her said: "Colin Farrell, "Sniper Phone Booth." The scene suddenly burst into screams and applause from fans, and Colin Farrell happily came on stage to receive the award. At this time, the awards were awarded the Best Breakthrough Actress (Jennifer Garner, "Darry Devil"), and Best Fight (Yoda and Christopher Lee, "Star Wars Prequel 2").

Next, amid the laughter and applause, several golden popcorn trophys were given out, the best action scenes (Helms Deep Battle, Lord of the Rings 2), the best kiss scene (Toby Maguire and Kirsten Dunster, "Spider-Man", the best virtual performance (Gurur, "Lord of the Rings 2", the best villain (Devi Chess, "American version of Midnight Bell"), the best breakthrough actor (Rumor Eminem, "8 Miles"); and the performance projects such as Alesha Moore sang the theme song of "Charlie's Angels 2".

It was soon awarded the Best Comedy Performance. Among the 5 nominations, "Hangover" accounted for 3, which is also the most likely award to win the popular "Hangover" tonight.

"Please be magical-Yang!" Justin Timberlake, a red suit jacket, shouted, and the orange lights on the stage passage in the space-time tunnel shape flashed quickly. Wang Yang walked out with an envelope in his hand and smiled. The audience immediately screamed "Ahhhh!" from the audience, and many guests were thunderously applauded. The camera swept the audience everywhere, Jessica clapped with a charming smile, and Donnie shouted "Ahhhhh" with a loud trumpet, and Will Smith and his son over there were laughing and saying something...

Wang Yang came to the podium, and the applause gradually stopped. He was about to speak to the microphone, but suddenly a sudden laugh sounded from the audience. Wang Yang stopped immediately and looked at the countless audiences in front of him, looking a little confused: "Hi." There was a soft laugh in the Xuelan Theater for some reason, and most of the guests and fans looked interested.

Many media magazines praised Shen Qiyang as "the most funny best director in history" and "the most humorous director", etc. Not only because of "Juno" and "Hangover", but also because he was smart and humorous, dared to play and speak on interviews, talk shows and stages, and did not have the seriousness and boredom of the old guys; he almost always stole the host's limelight, so that "Variety" magazine commented that "If he is not a director, he can go to a talk show to earn tickets, of course it's OK now."

Now everyone chuckled, it was because Shen Qiyang had accumulated a sense of joy after all. Now, whenever they saw him standing on the stage, everyone's hilarious mood would unconsciously improve. Perhaps this is also the reason why the organizer invited him to present this award, and hoped that he would have a talk show without paying attention to the time. If he performed as usual, then this is also one of the promotional highlights of the June 5th ceremony video.

"When I..." Wang Yang just opened his lips, and someone in the audience interrupted his serious look with a laugh: "Haha!"

Wang Yang impatiently wiped his hair with his right hand, and held it heavily on the podium, and his shoulders were exaggerated and breathed. Amid the chuckles of the audience, the screen shots of the live screen scanned the guests again. The new actor Adrian Brauddy was overjoyed, and the old Harrison Ford smiled, and nominees such as Zach, Bradley, Adam Sandler also looked at the stage.

"When I received the invitation call from the organizer that day..." After everyone's laughter stopped, Wang Yang was about to start talking about the talk show he had prepared two days ago. Suddenly, there was another sound of "Haha!" in the audience, "Haha!" the female laughed. He frowned and said very strangely: "What's going on! Is my butt growing in front?"

"Haha--!" The audience in the Xuelan Theater burst into laughter, as if the energy that had accumulated for a long time burst out, and the decibels of laughter rushed straight towards the record tonight. Wang Yang on the stage held the podium with both hands in confusion, looked ahead with his feet, and continued to wonder: "Even if it is, you can't see it!" Everyone's laughter continued, and the people who were smiling just now were already so happy that they opened their mouths wide.

On the big screen behind the stage, Wang Yang raised his eyebrows slightly and widened his eyes, saying strangely: "And on the screen, when I saw the heroine, I felt 'what?'..." The guests who guessed what he was going to say had already burst into laughter. Wang Yang continued to wonder: "Mom! Why is her butt growing in front?" He pressed his chest and said: "Growing in this position? It's really strange!"

"Haha!" Xuelan Theater burst into laughter again. Although the decibels were not as high as the peak just now, they were still deafening. The female celebrities who were joked laughed without anger. First, this was not a name, and second, there was nothing to annoy.

"So my mother was very embarrassed. She could only keep smirking and reconciling the atmosphere. Haha, haha..." Wang Yang pretended to be a fake smile, looked at the chuckling people, spread his hands, imitating his mother's smile and sighed: "Hey! The child is really, I don't know anything...Winnie, he is just a child, he is just a child. Suddenly my mother pointed at my head..." He took a deep breath into the microphone.

Jessica's eyes were full of curiosity. What he had prepared before was another draft. She naturally had never heard of the improvisation now. What did he want to say? The audience in the entire theater also knew that the laughter was coming, and subconsciously opened his mouth wide and wanted to laugh.

"Son!" Wang Yang roared in a rough voice, pointed to the podium, and asked loudly: "Your Aunt Winnie's butt is also growing in front!? Can't you see it??" Everyone who was ready was still laughing "ahhaha". Wang Yang pointed to his head and cursed fiercely: "Can't you see it!?ass!ass!ass!ass!..."

Hahaha laughter continued to resound throughout the auditorium. Wang Yang let out a helpless breath, then wiped his forehead and said, "Everyone, I was scared, I was scared! I was just stunned, and I said, 'Oh, I saw, I saw, Aunt Winnie's butt really grew in front.' My mother was very satisfied, but Aunt Winnie seemed a little dissatisfied."

"The biggest gain from this incident is that I finally understood a sentence that men and women are different." Unable to stop, amid the chuckles, Wang Yang suppressed his smile and pretended to be serious, stretched out his index finger to hold it up, and said to the microphone: "In fact, humans have two ass, men's here and here." He pointed to his head and behind him, and the laughter suddenly increased. As expected, his fingers moved downward and pointed to his chest, saying: "And women, here and here."

"Haha!" Another burst of expected but still funny laughter sounded, followed by a thunderous applause that was quickly loud. There were also many celebrity guests. Fans and fans stood up to applaud, whistling and shouting! Seeing the rare "sorrowful respect" all night, I'm afraid Justin Timberlake and Sean William Scott were both angry. How did they host the next one?

This is no longer an ordinary vulgar joke. It makes people laugh at the label characteristics of humans. Men think about the little things about their butts all day long, and they can also be said to become stupid and idiotic for their butts; while women with big breasts are often brainless and lack connotations, and "bimbo" in slang.

Listening to the admiration and applause around him, Jessica also stood up and applauded vigorously. Looking at Wang Yang who was also smiling on the table in front, she smiled proudly, and her butt was said by him... so many tricks... His mind was full of idiots with butt!

"And I also understand why a bathroom has to be divided into two sides." Wang Yang said again in front of the podium, and the laughter that had not stopped ended. The Xuelan Theater gradually returned to calm, but the audience smiled one by one. Seeing that the time was almost over, Wang Yang could not think of a new discussion about the butt for a while, and said with a smile: "Can't say it anymore. Besides, I will receive a complaint from the women's organization, but everyone knows how much I like women!"

Everyone immediately smiled and sent him a whistle of applause and cheers. Of course, no one would think in the direction of complaints, just a humorous and funny joke. The screen camera on the scene scanned Jessica again, and she smiled and stretched out her fingers to make a V-shaped gesture, as if she was showing off, "I'm very proud!", and as if she was saying "two ass."

When the auditorium slowly calmed down, Wang Yang pointed his palm at the audience and said seriously: "That is the comedy method that we often see. The greatness of the comedians is because they are all... Ohoh! I have already said that word tonight." The audience who thought they were not to laugh immediately chuckled again. Wang Yang pursed his lips and said with a smile: "They are all full of comedy cells and dared to show it out, so we have those gloating laughter."

Amid the audience's chuckles, he finally picked up the golden envelope with the results, opened it and read it: "The one who won the MTV Movie Award for Best Director..."

"Haha!" Everyone laughed so hard that their face muscles were in pain and laughed again. Wang Yang curled his lips and looked at the audience in front of the stage, saying helplessly: "I once again protested that popcorn has no director award, so we are looking forward to this opportunity to show up! Doesn't anyone know how to vote for the director? OK!" He looked at the envelope and laughed loudly: "The one who won the best comedy performance is fat ass! Zach Galifianakis!"
Chapter completed!