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Chapter 277 Hey, Judy

He slowly played the Tai Chi practice routine and said: "Every story type has its limitations. Sometimes I have to do its balance point instead of extremes, because this is the best method, and the audience will prove that "tdwp" is an excellent light comedy! So now is not a sad time, and it doesn't need to." After that, he practiced back to Bajiquan again in a burgeon.

"Yeah!" Jessica smiled. His attitude was the same as she thought, and he had to be more calm and confident, without any surprises or discomforts. But I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but she felt that his boxing speed was more intense than before. "I'm a little depressed!" How could he be happy?

"Ok, let me see what they say." After the morning shift ended, after breakfast, Wang Yang turned on the computer and looked at the New York Times today. The female film critic Christie Lemir, who scored 4/5, wrote: "Entertainment, relaxed, lively, sexy, beautiful. Your eyes cannot leave the screen at all, you have to watch it! It can burst out with powerful forces, controlling your attention until it ends."

Wang Yang whispered, shook the newspaper in his hand, and smiled proudly at Jessica next to him, "Did you see it? Christie loves "tdwp", what a great audience!" Jessica nodded and smiled, "Obviously!"

"Tdwp" makes people feel that this is a real story. It has a wonderful ending and a lot of fun, and a very pleasant and relaxing movie viewing experience." - 3/4, Mick Russell, The San Francisco Chronicle; "It's impossible to change anyone's life, or even anyone's dress, but Tdwp brings an absolutely pleasing irony, and a few Meryl Streep starring wonderful performances." - A, Tom Long, The Detroit News...

"Haha, they are praising us too!"

But soon he was drowned out by criticism. The Rotten Tomatoes page on the computer screen showed many comments, a few red tomatoes, and green rot. Seeing Roger Albert's sarcastic reviews, Wang Yang frowned and said disappointedly: "Yes, I just want to tell everyone how beautiful my sweetheart is! But Roger, you were really wrong this time, its box office will be good... This reason, haha!"

Jessica saw him disappointed and angry, knowing that he was not that "Amitabha", but who would not have these emotions when encountering this situation? She frowned and thought about ways to make him happy, and suddenly thought of something, got up and ran away: "Yang, look first! Wait for me for a while, soon!"

"Oh!" Wang Yang did feel a little disappointed and angry because of these reviews, but not sad. Why is he angry? Look at the poor review of Jeffrey Westhoff's rating of 2.5/4 in the Northwest Herald: "Andrea's mentality is gradually clear, and she didn't even realize it happened. Although these may be more real people, it won't make the drama interesting."

If you were drinking the milk from your previous breakfast now, Wang Yang would definitely spit it out in one bite. This review is definitely a very casual bullshit. Because Andrea's mentality changes have caused the movie to be "depressed", so it is not good to watch? Why don't you ask those who have "shallow" comments about what are you thinking?

Like many other film critics, Jeffrey Westhoff is simply skeptical and negative about the type and structure of "TDWP". It can be said that he watched it with prejudice at the beginning, and he felt that human changes were not interesting. This only means that this type is not suitable for you to watch, and it does not mean that it is a garbage type! It seems that many people don’t like to watch horror movies. Can it be said that horror movies are garbage?

Ordinary audiences can express their opinions at will; film critics who have the right to speak in the media and have the influence of the masses cannot be so irresponsible.

"If the story focuses on the process of the heroine Andy being tempted and then saving herself, then there will be shockingly profound changes in its spiritual level. But now, there is no suspense in its narrative style." - Allen Dell, critical.org.

"Yes, yes, maybe it's best to let Darren Aronovsky direct it, and Natalie Portman starring." Wang Yang couldn't help but spread his hands. This was really the review he expected! Another review with prejudice, and it was exactly the opposite of Jeffrey Westhoff's thinking direction. One thought that the film was not suppressed at all, and the other hoped that it would be from beginning to end, and they all gave rotten comments.

Which drama are these critics really singing? Movies are like color cards. Do they only love big red or big purple, and they can't tolerate lighter colors?

He thought that was the interest of the audience. Roger Albert said that "tdwp" was not clearly positioned, but it was not. The same as the 06 version, his first positioning was female audiences, and most female audiences wanted to look at fashion. Those famous brand supermodels and celebrities were just an atmosphere, without excessive or lack, he gave it to meet their needs; and some common sense in the fashion industry operated like a card count, which was what they wanted, and he gave it to them.

The 06th edition even felt that no one cared about Andrea's mentality change, so it was simpler and superficial; but he cared, so he had to discuss it in a gentle atmosphere.

But now it seems that the audience's reaction is good; but the critics who tend to be "completely light comedy" feel even more annoyed. In addition, the "magic Yang" is really intolerable; the critics who tend to be "degenerate, dark, human nature" see some hope, turn their heads and laugh and make a name brand, intermittently uncomfortable, it is really shallow and profound! In addition, the "magic Yang" is not tolerated! So the rotten tomatoes fly around, which is not as good as the 76% of the 06 version.

After all, many film critics are selfish, and most of them rely on their own ideas and sensory feelings, and cannot be objective; then they also have their own ideas, and commercial films also have to take into account the idea of ​​positioning the audience, so that's how it is now.

"Hi! Man, I just remembered you." Wang Yang was continuing to browse these increasingly funny movie reviews, and his phone suddenly vibrated. He picked it up and saw that it was Natalie Portman, and then he laughed and said. Natalie over there was stunned: "yeah? Why?" Wang Yang said uh, "Because my phone has a caller ID function, ha! Isn't it amazing?"

"It's amazing, you look in a good mood..." Hearing his cold joke, Natalie laughed a few times and said seriously: "It's nothing. Yesterday I watched "tdwp", and then many people scolded it today. Do you know? I just want to comfort you. You know, from psychology, although you have an Andrea and love, you also need the care of friends and friendship."

Wang Yang leaned against the back of the chair and smiled at the phone: "It's totally correct. I'm really a little sad. OK, you can start." Natalie's voice was delicate: "You know! It's indeed a little bit dull, no attraction, and there is no urge to make me yell. I don't know. Overall, it's okay, better than "Singing and Dance"." Wang Yang said in surprise: "Hey! Are you here to comfort me or hit me?" Natalie's tone was casual: "Maybe I'm here to hit you."

In front of the phone, both of them couldn't help laughing and rolling their eyes. Natalie shouted and said loudly: "No matter what, be yourself! Because in this world, there are many media critics, but you are the only one." Wang Yang smiled: "Yes, you are right, be myself." Natalie said: "Oh! I blurted out! What does this mean? I remembered this line, this is a good movie."

"Thank you." Wang Yang thanked him. Natalie said, "There is Jessica very hot and she acted very well." Wang Yang laughed and said, "Thank you", Natalie said, "There is Emily very hot and she acted very well", Wang Yang said, "Thank you", Natalie said, "There is Streep very hot and she acted very well", Wang Yang shrugged: "Thank you, what a good director!" Natalie said, "There is also off-topic, Natalie is also very hot," Wang Yang said, "I'm not--Thank you very much!"

The two of them said a few more words and ended the call. Wang Yang shouted loudly: "Sweetheart, Natalie asked me to tell you that you are very hot and have a good acting!" Jessica's voice came from the bathroom: "I know! Thank her!" Wang Yang shouted in confusion: "What are you doing? Did you have a bad stomach?" Jessica shouted: "No, I'm fine, soon!" Wang Yang was about to get up to see what was wrong, but Jessica shouted again: "Don't come here!"

However, Wang Yang was immediately entangled by the comforting phone calls from the best friends circle, good friends, colleagues, and text messages from ordinary friends circles, as if his image turned into "poor Yang" overnight.

Zachary said, "I laughed so hard when I watched it with Irene yesterday." Robert Downey Jr. said, "Don't pay attention to those critics. I will go crazy when I hear these sarcastic voices at your age and numb myself with drugs; what's so great about them now? You can't hurt yourself because of these people." Joshua said, "It's definitely a good movie, needless to say!" Will Smith, Michael Pete, Fat Harry...

"There is no exact box office data for the 12th yet, but you don't have to worry, the situation of the ending investigation is very good!" Mark Slunt had no comfort. They have already talked about this possibility, and box office is the key to the success or failure of "TDWP".

"I'm not worried, this is a very popular subject." Wang Yang looked at the screen of the film review and wrote, "The story is full of deception. Prada is one of the sponsors of "TDWP". These huge industry advertising expenses have affected its criticism of fashion." In other words, it's not too much or too cruel to scold the fashion industry. He shook his head and sighed: "These film reviews are so funny."

Everything has a degree, and crazy cursing and laughing at the fashion industry, regardless of whether the views are right or not, the influence of this strongly inclined commercial film will never be as good as the objective evaluation now, because the former's box office base will not be high, but the latter can make tens of millions of viewers start to think: "My choice is the most fashionable?"

"Hi, Yang, I watched "tdwp" yesterday..." When he heard the opening remark of Rachel on the other side of his phone, Wang Yang immediately slapped his forehead and interrupted her, "It's coming again! Rachel, do you want to comfort me, right?" Rachel laughed and immediately responded, "No, no, no! To be honest, are there any evening dresses and clothes from Paris? The awards season will be in a few days, and I need a few."

Wang Yang uh, almost said, "There are no ones from paris, there seem to be a few from penis", but this joke is definitely not suitable! It is only suitable for the first draft of the script that was originally more fashionable. Now he joked with these good friends that he was fine and could not stop. He smiled and said, "well, there seem to be a few, but my number can drown you. But to be honest." He said, "What happened?! Why do everyone think I need comfort?"

"Don't be sad, okay?" Rachel's tone was very gentle, and Wang Yang said helplessly: "The problem is that I don't." Rachel chuckled softly: "Unless you are a robot, I don't believe you are not sad at all. Do you know how I did when "Transformed Hot Girl" was beaten up by "Hangover" last year and everyone said 'stupid Rachel'? I covered myself with a pillow and then cried."

Wang Yang said in surprise: "Oh my god, I'm sorry, really?" But she seemed to have nothing to do at that time, and she was very happy!

"It's not like a child crying like a child. I mean I was very uncomfortable at that time, right?" Rachel smiled. Sometimes his emotions suddenly surged and it was difficult for him to control himself. She smiled and said, "So I'm sure you're sad too." Wang Yang scratched his forehead and said, "Is it sad? The more angry they are, they are too unfair." Rachel comforted and advised, "Don't think about it, you can't satisfy everyone. This is an unbearable burden! No matter what others say, you keep yourself, this is what I want to say to you."

"Ok, I will! Thank you, Rachel!" Although she couldn't see it, Wang Yang nodded heavily, feeling moved. These old friends and good friends who have been together for many years have helped him trust him and even liked him, and have shared laughter and joy, and common struggle. Just like Rachel, many things are not about interests or anything, but friends. It's just that there are so many good friends who care about him, and this feeling is good!

After hanging up Rachel's call, Wang Yang looked at the computer for a while. After so long, what was Jessica doing? She was closing the review pages and was about to ask her if she wanted to go shopping for wedding supplies. Suddenly, she heard the bathroom door open, and then with a "hey", he turned around and looked, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Wow, wow! Hahaha..."

Jessica was standing by the door, her hair turned into a Beatle's bobo-hair style, and a ponytail was tied behind her; but what made him hilarious was that she was holding a "guitar"! No wonder there was a strange sound. She removed the white toilet cover inside and removed a mop rod, and used something to fix them into a "toilet guitar".

"Hahaha! How are you?!" Wang Yang laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth, unable to stop talking at all. She often had such weird things. Now this one is comforting him and teasing him again?

"I'm going to sing a song for you today." Jessica smiled brightly. Seeing his reaction, she was very happy and sweet. She gently knocked on the toilet cover, looked at him with her eyes, and walked over slowly while singing "hey-jude" gently: "Hey, Judy, don't be depressed. Sing a sad song to soothe your mood. Remember to let her enter your heart, and your life will start to be beautiful..."

Listening to her loving and tender singing, although the guitar clattered in rhythm, Wang Yang's smile gradually stopped, and he was full of the urge to hug her. He stood up and chuckled softly: "You have always been in my heart."

"I don't know what to say." Jessica smiled and stopped singing, reached out and touched his face, and laughed at herself, "You know I'm a Texas guy who only knows beer, I don't know how to tell you 'No matter what, be happy!' And I always support you and love you." She raised her left hand and showed off the ring, and continued to tap the toilet cover: "Hey, Judy, don't be afraid..."

"You are destined to chase her and get her..." Wang Yang felt a hot current in his eyes, and then sang softly. Seeing her shaking her body gently, he couldn't stand the touch! He reached out and smiled, "Please give me the guitar! I'll sing."

"Whenever you feel pain." Jessica's singing stopped abruptly, and she hurriedly walked away with her guitar: "Why do you want to give it to you? I sing well! Hey, Judy, patient!" Wang Yang smiled and reached out to chase after him: "I know the reason why you became Avril! That's because this guitar is a legendary treasure. If I get it, I can surpass Paul McCartney! Yes? Give it to me!"

"No! This is what I discovered! Don't carry the whole world on your shoulders--" "Okay, don't give it to me, right! I'll carry you on your shoulders!"

From the bedroom to the living room, there were bursts of laughter and screaming sounds.

More than half of the voices in the film critics said that "The Demon Wearing Prada" is a mediocre and bad movie, and it will not become a top-notch work. Magical Yang suffered reputation, and the box office double Waterloo is just around the corner. However, among these doubts, the box office data of the 12th, the box office data of the 13th, and the 14th... The box office rankings for the first weekend of the Christmas period are out. The performance of "tdwp" really makes people unable to see any signs of box office Waterloo.

"What!! What happened? Didn't it mean that Wang Yang is going to be finished?"

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Note: The film reviews are all real. It is said that Andrea's mentality changes to destroy comedy, and focusing on discussing depravity will be better. All film reviews are not nonsense. In addition, Wow Li reminds everyone that *** has now enabled a system that limits consumption (accounts can only be consumed on ***), which is considered to have destroyed the account stolen account and play games! You can set it up! Seeing everyone leaving messages saying that they can't subscribe and support after being stolen, Wow Li is very sad!
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