.Chapter 325!

“What’s the difference?”, “ere-e-g.”

"In winter, this location is closer to the heating, so it is warmer, but it is not too close to cause sweating. In summer, the wind blowing through the window directly crosses here, which is the window here and there. When watching TV, the angle is right, it will not be too straight, which will affect the conversation with others, nor will it be too tilted, causing neck pain. I can continue, but I think I already understand what I mean."

A burst of laughter kept ringing from the TV and the living room. When Sheldon and Leonard were arguing, Penny sat down on the sofa and started lunch. Who knew that she had taken Sheldon's special seat. After asking, Sheldon was stunned. She had never seen such a weird person before. She seemed to communicate with her child: "Do you want me to move away?" Sheldon did not hesitate: "ye!" Leonard sighed helplessly: "Just sit down!"

So the body language that made the audience hilariously appear. Sheldon dodged and looked for a place to "sit down" uneasy. He walked around the living room and finally came to Penny. A close-up shot of the screen gave Penny to Penny, and Sheldon suddenly said fiercely: "I want my special seat!!" Haha, Penny closed her eyes and bounced away quickly. Sheldon quickly sat down and leaned back, showing a comfortable, stable, and satisfied expression.

In this way, Sheldon's habit was shaken out, and like Rachel, he had an experience of indulging in dramas and unable to extricate himself, or now he is a drama fan, and countless viewers who watch TV every day, laughing, they also feel intimate. People have habits and loves. When watching TV at home, they naturally like to sit in a certain chair or sofa. Who doesn't have a "special seat"?

The audience continued to laugh, Sheldon continued to mess up, and since his mean words also made Leonard continue to make a fool of himself, people who have watched sitcoms around friends and family, and listened to ordinary conversations about daily life. Now the joy brought by "bb" is really fresh.

"Kuslapari and Volovitz often come here. On Tuesday night we also play the 'Klingon Scrabble' until one in the morning." The audience also knew a normal entertainment activity for scientists, using the Klingon language of Star Trek to play the scrabble, which was very geeky. "Yes, we can learn that there are mass cultural delusions, which refer to the personality that may determine when born, the relative position of the sun's visual position of the sign may be determined." When Penny introduced her as a Sagittarius, Sheldon once again made a full-scale impact without ridicule than ridicule, Penny was stunned: "Oh... that's really cool, but what?"

The recording scene of this section was filled with laughter and applause. At this time, almost all the happy lovers of zodiac signs couldn't help laughing, and the mass cultural delusions were imagining!

"Hahaha! This guy is crazy..." Natalie smiled so hard that she was about to roll off the sofa, as if she had just heard Wang Yang say it in person, "I want to know what sign Juno is?" "Pisces, Pisces!" After getting familiar with it, the guy showed his true perfunctory attitude towards the sign, but he was an Aquarius man. In addition to a woman who loved her deeply and included everything, he also needed a "psychologist". Unfortunately, she was the psychologist, but it seemed that their relationship was a typical combination of Aquarius + Gemini, a very close brother between friendship and homosexuality. It was so cool! This Sheldon? With his personality traits, he should be a zodiac.

"What is Sheldon's sign?" Jessica asked with interest. Although Catholics actually do not believe in zodiac signs, it does not hinder the girls' gossip enthusiasm. Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders in reply: "Taurus." Jessica seemed to suddenly remember something: "By zodiac sign, I am also Taurus!" Wang Yang laughed out loud: "So Sheldon is like this. Sometimes the signs are very accurate, sometimes fart, maybe it is a psychological hint, maybe the comments are universal, maybe luck, maybe it may be real, I don't know." Jessica, who was also the first to watch, asked in surprise: "He is not a Catholic, right?" Wang Yang shook his head and said, "No, he is a person without religious belief."...

"I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish and occasionally eat steak... I love steak so much!" Penny continued to introduce herself, and the audience's big smile continued, but Natalie suddenly gritted her teeth and was a little angry! No wonder that guy sent a text message today informing her that she must watch it. "Prison Break" has not been broadcasted until the second season, so is this a provocation now! According to the helpless guy, he likes steak the most.

Penny is a waiter at a cheesecake shop and is still writing a script. He moved to Los Angeles from Omaha, Nebraska. He lived a good life until he fell in love with a bastard... "There are paradoxes everywhere in nature, like light. According to Huygens' theory, light is a wave, and the double-slit experiment proved this view, but later with Einstein, he found that light is also particle." Leonard's poor physics words to comfort Penny caused another laugh. Then, because the shower in the new apartment was broken, Penny wanted to borrow their bathing room to take a bath. Who knew that Sheldon's series of rules and regulations were made, and there was also the adjustment of the intermediary Leonard. After laughing, Penny got the borrowing.

"Look at this first!", "It's too strong, unbelievable!" The apartment door was knocked, and Jewish space engineer Howard Vorowitz and Indian astronomer Rajesh Kuslapari made their debut. Their clothes suddenly highlighted their temperament. Howard was wearing a bowl-shaped hairstyle and wearing a red dress similar to the 1960s style, and a pair of black leggings, which was very coquettish; Raje was a more rustic purple jacket and sweater.

The audience immediately shone, and their interest was once again impacted. What kind of characters will these two monsters be? What are their skills? Many fans of "Friends" feel that they are like Joey Chandler. Will this be a new popularity combination?

As soon as the two entered the door, they were eager to play the CD. Leonard just asked them to leave. Howard introduced the CD's good tool with his fingers and lips: "In 1974, Stephen Hawking's speech at Mi, he was not such a creepy computer sound at that time." He imitated the stiff and weird computer sound vividly, and developed a sense of superiority to Stephen Hawking, which made the audience laugh; many students from the Department of Theoretical Physics, Hawking praised the people laughed a few times: "This is not interesting!", "It's too much!"...

When he heard a lady in the room, Howard, who was casually and despicable, immediately bounced up from the sofa and immediately acted like a cool and gentlemanly, and his words and deeds were full of joy. He could not stop being in the entertainment family. Simon Herberg, who was only 24 years old, had a very mature acting skills. He played Howard, who was lustful and narcissistic, felt like he was a "love saint", alive. Although this was also due to Herberg's own temperament: "Is it to drive us away to have sex with her?"

"Haha!" Natalie smiled again. The word iu is really good. She likes these vulgar jokes, and her anti-critical personality formed by the disciplined education. But the more she looks at this Jew Howard Volovitz, the more she realizes that this is the joke that Wang Yang used the series to joke about her.

"I didn't want to have sex with her." Leonard was helpless, and Howard was excited: "That's she the available partner?" Leonard said in a angrily voice: "Can't we stop 'cosing'?" Sheldon next to him immediately interjected in an educational tone: "Strictly, it's a human breeding system that is both dirty, troublesome and unhygienic." At this time, Penny, who was wrapped in a bath towel, walked out while taking the shower and found Howard and the other two. She smiled deeply: "Oh hey, I'm sorry, ell~~!"

"Good luck! Charming lady!" Howard, smiling in the close-up, sat for a half-second, and suddenly greeted himself with charm. His funny tone made people laugh. He leaned against the pillars in the apartment hall with one hand and inserted his pants in the other, and introduced himself to Penny: "I am Howard Volovitz, from the Department of Applied Physics of Caltech. Maybe he is very familiar with some of my work functions. It is orbiting Jupiter's largest satellite, taking digital photos with high verbalism." His face as he begged for candy caused laughter again.

"Penny, I work in a cheesecake shop." Penny smiled and nodded, and introduced herself. Leonard walked to the bathroom speechlessly: "I'll take that shower head." When Penny turned around and walked, Howard suddenly shouted: "bnne-due!" Penny frowned and turned back in shock with anger: "What do you want to be embarrassed about?" Howard, who successfully attracted attention, quickly explained: "This is the French meaning of 'take a happy bath'. It is a beautiful blessing (enimen), I can use six languages."

Haha, the audience burst into laughter! However, for Natalie, the effect of the joke was more than 10,000 times. She sprayed it out, and couldn't help laughing wildly. This time she was really caught!

In French, bnne is like gd, like bidi, bnne-irée, bnne-nui, etc. Due means shower, so bnne-due can be "take a good bath"; but in English, bnne often expresses its other meaning, maid, maid, and due is not a good word. It has the meaning of rinsing and heavy "washing" and "washing device". "due-bg" originally refers to a bag containing a washer, which is then used to insult women, and then becomes a slang to scold anyone, meaning dirty, stupid, annoying, and is not separated from le.

So Penny's ears sounded that "bnne-due" was really not very good. Enjoying a slugging device or maid-style lavage was simply not a "enimen (sentimental, beautiful and sentimental)". Such a vulgar statement made girls angry when they heard it, which also revealed Howard's level of picking up girls, how poor the six languages ​​are, and often just feeling good about themselves, not knowing what they say and do, disgusting and vulgar personality.

"..." On the TV screen, Penny opened her mouth and pursed her lips without any expression, controlling the address of not scolding people. Leonard was so angry that he didn't want to know them, and turned around and sarcastically said, "Let's stay on the blog, Howard!" The two walked a few steps, and Howard behind him shouted in Chinese unwillingly: "Take a good bath!" He screamed like a eunuch, and didn't know if the audience understood the recording at that time, but almost everyone laughed.

Hahaha——”! That guy is so hateful! Natalie collapsed on the sofa and couldn't stop. Is her six languages ​​so bad? Although her level of "picking up girls" is so bad, she likes to shit and pee! She was fooled by the "girl" again! She had to be in front of at least 20 million American audiences, how could he do that! Natalie smiled tremblingly and learned: "It hurts to take a shower~~~! bnne-due..."

After laughing, some ancient memories suddenly surged up. On the day when filming "Juno", she asked, "What do you think about marriage?" That day, her answer was in German: "nrr!" Wang Yang also had a childish laugh: "nrr? What does it mean? It's better not to tell me! But I'm also a 'language master' in English, Chinese, Cantonese... Maybe there's German, nrr? So, a book idiot." She was also smiling happily: "I know what the book idiot means now, and I've learned Chinese systematically!" Then she used German, English, Chinese: "nrr, fool, stupid!"

The young face that couldn't help laughing, pretended to be gritting teeth was so clear, and the swearing laughter: "I've been fooled, ma'am, be careful, I'll get it back!"

"It's obvious that there is plenty of time, but don't let me hit two combos." Natalie smiled and muttered her words at that time, and shook her head helplessly. Later, she really hit him at a very high number, but she had never played such a big game! This time she lost all of them in one breath, damn bastard! But her good brother is quite charming. Natalie took care of the hilarious TV screen while picking up her phone and sent him a text message: "nie!nrr!" She quickly responded: "n,n!"

Not only Natalie Portman was hilarious, Rachel, who was once teased about "Chinese is messy", was also laughing. The audience who could understand and could not understand had their own reasons to be happy. Countless people subconsciously imitated Howard's words: "Take a good time, bath~!" After reading it, Jessica laughed crisply and raised her chin with a full sense of pride: "Baby, I have more standards!" Looking at her cute appearance, Wang Yang couldn't help but feel

He hugged her and kissed her, and asked with a smile: "Of course I'm a genius! Is there any 187?" Jessica raised her eyebrows, imitating Sheldon's tone and language style, and said arrogantly: "187? Can I understand this is a joke?" She raised her open left palm: "When I was 5 years old..." Wang Yang shrugged: "ere-e-g."...

"Tonight! eue-me, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper." After Howard completed his gorgeous debut, the NB channel on the TV screen entered advertising time. Although "The Big Bang of Life" has not proved itself to the advertiser that it could not sell "Friends" for 500,000 US dollars per 30 seconds, it still sold an expensive 300,000 yuan per 30-second advertising based on its magical and time-season ratings. NB also left a place for "BB", which broadcasts two consecutive episodes tonight to promote the next episode.

However, the second episode was naturally very interesting because NB was so willing to spend a lot of money. This wonderful trailer made many viewers and fans who saw it for the first time excited. The three of Shen Qi Yang and the Hangover were all here! Sheldon and his group met Shen Qi Yang and others at the Chinese restaurant. Sheldon looked very serious: "Mr. Wang, I must, the film has a very big problem." Wang Yang, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms were stunned. Wang Yang was confused and confused, and his innocent eyes were hilarious.

"I am Dr. Bradley Cooper." All the shots, the handsome and handsome Bradley Cooper said, and Ed Helms, who was sitting opposite the table, also grinned: "I am Dr. Ed Helms." Bradley raised his hand and smiled: "Don't joke, it's just a dentist." The screen flashed quickly with other scenes of the episode. Sheldon was angry, comic shop, i cafeteria... Finally, he suddenly stopped at the puzzled Wang Yang, and he looked at Bradley Cooper: "Brother?" The audience laughed and narrated: "E-big-bng-ery, tonight, must-see nb!" Sheldon Cooper's indignant quick voice: "Pardmei Amidala shouldn't have let Padmei play childish poker with a ridiculous belly."

"Hahaha... I've made me negative, but I still refuse to let me go! due-bg!" Natalie rolled off the sofa with a smile, flew into the void and kicked it at the TV screen. This bastard!
Chapter completed!