Chapter 93 Smile from the Heart
Yakumo was angry. Seeing that Hinata had such a good psychic beast, she naturally acted coquettishly and complained that Jing Zang was biased. Jing Zang summoned the Chinese dragon bird, took out the psychic scroll, and let Yakumo try it. As a result, Yakumo also succeeded and became the third contractor. The type was the thief, which just made up for Yakumo's weak melee ability. Yakumo conducted an experiment, "Psychic Technique!" The first time she summoned was the legendary thief. The thief was the small thief in this category. It has four wings and can fly in the sky. It is also the only dinosaur in the thief.
Although the little thief dragon is small, it is also relatively high, and it is more than 2 meters tall, so it can carry Yakumo to fly in the sky. Jing Zang has long noticed this problem. Most psychic beasts have been magnified, such as toads, big snakes, and these dinosaurs, and small thief dragons are magnified to varying degrees. Of course, there are also unmagnified ones, mainly those psychic beasts that are already very small, such as Kakashi's ninja dog and Hinata's frog-mouth dragon.
Finally, in order to solve the problem of the disaster of the fantasy wolf beast [Enba], Sarutobi summoned the ape demon and used special tricks to get all the little beasts down. Tsunade sent Anbu to send all the cubs back to the mountain. According to Naruto's situation, Jingzang estimated that most of these little beasts would not be able to live to adulthood, because the larger the monsters, the fewer the number, which is a problem of ecological balance. These fantasy wolf beasts must have natural enemies, just like the goshawk that caught the little beast at the beginning, which is one of them.
Speaking of psychic beasts, Jingzang found that only Hinata and Yakumo could sign contracts with dinosaurs, and both Bai and Chia were both failed. According to Chinese zodiac speculation, this is not a coincidence. If you can summon dinosaurs to come, you must have a light-escape chakra that penetrates time and space. When Hinata opened her eyes, she had absorbed Jingzang's chakra, so she could sign a contract with a large variety of pterosaurs. Jingzang had used light-escape medical ninjutsu for a long time to treat Yakumo, so she also had a certain residual light-escape chakra in her body, but it was not as many as Hinata, so she could only use a fewer psychic chakra. Bai and Chia were not able to meet this condition, so they naturally failed. To prove this speculation, Jingzang found Axue and Liang Xiang to experiment, and it was indeed not possible.
Recently, after the incident of the Phantom Wolf Ferocious Beast, Sarutobi specially held a lecture on the psychic beasts for these geniuses. To sign a psychic beast, you must have three basic conditions. First, you have a certain ability to use space-time ninjutsu. Depending on individuals, each person has a different level at this level, and this ability is related to talent. Some people are very strong, such as the second-generation Naruto and the fourth-generation Naruto, who have almost reached the peak. Second, you must have a certain amount of chakra, otherwise you cannot summon powerful geniuses.
Spiritual beasts, like Jingzang, are special cases. The third and most important point is that they must be able to find spiritual beasts and be recognized by them. Like the ape-demon spiritual beasts of the Sarutobi family, Asma cannot summon them. Therefore, ninjas who can have spiritual beasts are very lucky. In fact, some ninjas do not need spiritual beasts, and there is no need to force them. For example, the Oil Girl family is a Zerg ninja, the Inuzuka family is a Ninja family, and the Pig, Deer and Butterfly family are also very special and do not need exclusive spiritual beasts.
One day, Naruto, Jingzang and Shino went on a mission together, serving as the guard of the funeral for the Fengyue family. Shino thought Naruto was not suitable, "Because your face is the most slick of Konoha." Naruto was so angry that "what are you..." Tsunade felt the same, but he had no other silence, so he had to tilt it and let Naruto follow him. Moreover, Jingzang was not suitable, because Jingzang not only talked a lot, but also liked to laugh, smile, laugh, laugh wildly, sneer, laugh bitterly, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, in short, all the words that can be used have happened to Jingzang.
Naruto and Shino performed the mission together, which was considered unlucky for Naruto, because Shino could always bring out a lot of big principles. But this time I went to attend a funeral rather than a wedding. If I always laugh, it would be very rude, so Tsunade let Shino be the captain, "This task is most suitable for you." Shinin said, "Jingzang, Naruto, you are responsible for the guard mission, Shino has a more important task." Tsunade said, "You will know after reading the suicide note."
The three of them set off on their way, from morning to evening, Naruto was yelling that he was tired and wanted to rest. Shino said lightly, "If you can still say you are tired, you can still leave because you still have the strength to complain." Naruto was dissatisfied, "It's still a bunch of fallacies." Jingzang laughed, "As long as someone who can speak is speechless, it's just right." Naruto said, "I can't stand it and I'm still the captain." An old lady with a white scarf came over in front. Naruto stepped forward to ask for directions. The old lady told her that after passing the road ahead, she would go to Yuanyi Village. When the old lady left, she reminded the three that the dead people in Yuanyi Village would laugh.
On the way to Benji Village, they met a strange old woman. The old woman told them to be careful on the way, because everyone in Yuanyi Village would laugh.
The three of them arrived at the house where the funeral was held in Yuanyi Village and first expressed their condolences to the deceased. The mourning master was named Hua Yue Fengta, who was the client, and showed the suicide note of his father Hua Yue Tengtai to the three of them. The suicide note said that the eldest son Fengta would let the family property be inherited, but if Fengta laughed out loud at the funeral, he would lose the right of inheritance and would distribute the property to other tribesmen. The task was related to Hua Yue's family. This time the task was mainly Shino's work on funeral security. Moreover, if Fengta smiled at the funeral, his inheritance right would be cancelled, so their task was to ensure that Fengta could inherit the inheritance smoothly.
Naruto was dissatisfied, "The inexplicable suicide note." Jingzang laughed, "So that's it, Mr. Fengta. It seems that Lingzun doesn't want anyone to laugh at his funeral. That's really rude, understandable." Fengta explained that the Huayue family has rich herbs on the mountain and will never worry about money in their lifetime. So Fengta is worried that if he laughs out loud at the funeral, everything will be gone. Tomorrow the relatives will definitely make Fengta laugh. Fengta said, "I really don't have the confidence to hold it back."
The suicide note did not state that it was not allowed to find an agent to attend the funeral, so Fengta took advantage of this loophole and found Konoha Ninja. Fengta shouted, "Let me find someone who doesn't laugh." Naruto also laughed, "I understand, this task is the most suitable for Shino." Jingzang laughed, "Yes, since I went to school, I have never seen Shino laugh happily." Fengta was very happy and asked Shino again and again. Shino expressed his understanding. A delicate woman came in, "Brother, it's time to eat!" Fengta introduced that this was his little sister Hua Yuewu, the only person who saw his father die at the end.
During the meal, Shino stopped Naruto and Jingzang, "I'll try if there is any poison first." Feng Tai frowned, "Although they want to get the inheritance, they are relatives after all, so they won't poison me." Jingzang supported Shino, "It's necessary to be aware of others, because some people take risks to get the inheritance." Hua Yuewu asked, "What should you do, Mr. Shino?" Shino said it's okay, "Even if you are poisoned, the worms in my body will suck out the poison." After Shino, Naruto asked what was going on, and Shino smiled softly. Naruto smiled, "That's all right!" As he said, he was about to eat. Jingzang hurriedly grabbed him, "What's wrong!" Naruto also woke up, "Shino... did you laugh just now?"
Shino couldn't help laughing to the sky anymore. Feng Tai thought it was okay, so Jing Zang hurriedly stopped him, "It's a big deal, Shino has never laughed like this before." Naruto was anxious, "It's definitely weird!" Jing Zang smiled bitterly, "I'm afraid I'm hitting the legendary smile half a step!" Shino also pushed down the food and said with a loud laugh, "There is indeed medicine." The food was made by Hua Yuewu, and according to her, there should be no problem. Jing Zang guessed that it must be a relative of Feng Yue's family who came in secret and put medicine in the food, with the purpose of making Feng Tai laugh, but he accidentally got the deputy. Jing Zang asked, "Shino, let the insects suck the medicine out!" Shino smiled, "No, the insects were all caught, and they laughed in my body." Jing Zang sweated on his head, "The insects would laugh too!"
Feng Tai asked what to do tomorrow's funeral, Jing Zang said, "Naruto, even if you ask the village to send someone to support me temporarily, it's too late. I am used to laughing when I accidentally did. So, you can only be the agent tomorrow." Naruto's head was full of sweat, "But I was worried that I would laugh..." Jing Zang smiled, "It doesn't matter, you will be a mute tomorrow, don't say a word, the chance of laughing out loud will be greatly reduced." Feng Tai was very happy, so he asked Naruto again and again. Naruto was also very distressed, "I will do my best." Shino still laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth.
The next day, the funeral began. Jingzang and Naruto changed into black clothes and accompanied Fengta to attend. The first person to come was another sister, Yueta, who had moved outside to set up her own business. Fengta introduced Naruto to her sister, "I was overworked, so I hired a funeral agent." Yueta understood and said a few polite words, "Be careful!" and went in. Shino hid in the big tree outside, smiling and observing. He found that the old woman who was guiding the way was wandering nearby.
The funeral began, and Jingzang accompanied Fengta to hide behind the screen, and Naruto was replaced. The first item was the monk's salvation. An old monk with three hairs on his head was almost laughing out loud, "Which monk is this?" Fengta said that this was not a monk from the Huayue family, but the other party deliberately found it.
Everyone attending the funeral hoped that Naruto would laugh out loud. Naruto endured it very hard. The monk made a few more funny actions, and Naruto couldn't help laughing out loud. When Jingzang saw that it was not good, he used a flying sword to shoot down the wooden barrel outside. The sound of the wooden barrel falling to the ground covered Naruto's laughter. Under the cover of Hua Yuewu, Naruto barely passed. Although Yuezi was angry, he was not in a hurry. "The funeral has just begun, and I have a chance. The opponent is just an idiot."
Next, when a man burned incense, he deliberately showed his butt, which almost made Naruto laugh again. The second man was also a relative named Hanyu Yoichi. He was unique and sprayed a red rose from his nose. Naruto tried his best to hold back his laughter and sniff his thighs hard to stop the pain from laughing. The third man danced on his hips.
Outside, Shino found that Hua Yuewu had come out of the funeral and saw the old lady. The old lady gave Hua Yuewu a bottle of medicine, and there was a smile in it, let Hua Yuewu put it in everyone's tea. Shino walked out with a smile, and he finally understood.
At the funeral, Naruto survived the first time, and he held back many of the funny moves. The funeral was about to end, and Naruto thought it was about to be done, so he thanked Yuezi. Fengta and Jingzang behind him were relieved. Yuezi used his killer move, letting his agent go forward, take off his clothes, reveal his funny face and belly dance.
Behind, Jing Zang and Feng Tai both covered their mouths and laughed. Naruto's mouth pouted, and he was almost unable to help it. Jing Zang whispered, "I want to write sad things quickly..." But Naruto remembered Jiraiya's funny ugly pick-up girl and complained. Yuezi stepped forward, tear off the hair of the agent's man, and showed a more funny bald map.
Just when Naruto couldn't help it, an old man suddenly came in and laughed. Yuezi was stunned, "Dad!" Fengta ran out, "Dad, are you still alive?" Jingzang was also confused, "What's going on?" The old man was Hua Yuetou Hei. He found someone to pretend to be Fengta, Yuezi and Wu when he was a child, and took the lead in dancing the funny dance "Golden and Good Words", which made everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
While talking, the real Fujihi and Hua Yuewu came outside, and the old lady was Fujihi. The funny four-person group on the field was Shino, who pretended to be Fujihi. He used the transformation technique, and the three children were clone techniques. Shino removed the transformation technique and clone techniques, and then everyone understood.
Tengping said that the Huayue family used to be very poor, but they were very happy, and often heard laughter. Later, he discovered the medicinal materials on the mountain. The Huayue family became rich, and everyone ran for money and no longer laughed. "I want everyone to know what is the most important thing, that is the laughter of their relatives." Tengpingping deliberately pretended to die and left a last word to make everyone laugh, "Happiness does not mean money, but everyone lives together happily." Finally, Yuezi and Fengtai both recognized their father's words, told cold jokes together, and everyone laughed together.
The matter ended successfully. Before leaving, Fujihide took out a smile and half a step to show the three of them. It was him who asked Hua Yuewu to give Shino to the medicine. Fujihide was worried that no one would laugh at the funeral, so he planned to let Hua Yuewu take medicine to everyone's tea. But Shino said at the time, "The laughter made with medicine is meaningless. It is not the real laugh in my heart, but on the contrary, it is crying. Hahaha... Just like me now... Hahaha..."
The mission was over, and the three of them waved goodbye to Huayue Teng Hei, and Huayue Wu and his daughter waved goodbye. On the way back, Naruto asked Shino about the jokes and dances about "Kimyu Good Words". Shino suddenly got angry and grabbed Naruto, and his sunglasses glowed, "Forget it! You must forget it!" Naruto sweated on his head, "I understand."
Chapter completed!