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Chapter 22 A cornice hero with a watted brain

"Everyone should be calm for today's class meeting, especially the female classmates."

Fang Yuqiu was watching the students in the classroom with breathing and concentration at this time, as if facing a great enemy, and he was already very regretful: He really shouldn't put the six classes in the sixth grade together for class meetings.

"Teacher Fang, this is a grade meeting. We are teachers and the language should be accurate."

The grade leader next to her was also sitting upright. She never expected that the 12-year-old young child would have emotional depression no less than adults.

"Yeah, I'm a little nervous, a slip of the tongue!"

Fang Yuqiu immediately covered her mouth and said softly, and after a moment of silence, she took out the teacher's majesty again. "Okay. I announce that the grade meeting has officially begun!

Students can exchange prepared farewell gifts or cards with each other.

Or are there any classmates who are willing to come to the stage to read aloud?”

Before he finished speaking, the atmosphere in the stairs classroom began to become hot.

A few minutes later, a petite girl with a bun on her head and a blushing face was the first to be pushed onto the podium.

As she looked at a fat fat man sitting on Class 2, she finally spoke:

"Hello, all the sixth grade students, my name is Xiaoli. What I want to say is: I am 12 years old this year and have been severely depressed for 20 years."

"Okay. Please return to your seat."

Fang Yuqiu interrupted the speech in time and invited the delicate little girl back to her seat.

[No, no, such a girl cannot be invited. Fortunately, I am smart and didn't invite parents this time. Otherwise... I guess I will be depressed too.]

Fang Yuqiu wiped the sweat in front of his forehead, looked at the students below with entanglement, opened his mouth slightly and said, "Is there anyone else who can speak for this?"

At this time, another girl with a pretty look raised her hand. "Teacher, I want to talk about it."

Afterwards, a girl with delicate eyes as delicate as autumn water walked onto the podium, smiled brightly, and began to speak:

"Some classmate, I like you, from joy to devastated. I saw the light, thought I was self-righteous and hopeful, and thought I could get rid of bad luck. But in the end I realized..."

"Okay, thank you for your speech!"

Fang Yuqiu rushed to the podium as fast as possible and moved the microphone aside.

[If this happens, I will definitely get ten years older. Oh my god. Are these all the things that elementary school students say? Can't find girls anymore!]

Fang Yuqiu glanced at the senior team leader who was also trembling, nodded to each other, and felt a little calmer. After clearing his throat, he said again: "Let's find a boy! The man also came forward to say a few words."

"Teacher, I'll do it!"

As soon as Fang Yuqiu finished speaking, a boy stood up and raised his hand high.

"Okay, classmate, you're the one! Please come up!"

Seeing this, Fang Yuqiu ignored the row of girls who were raising their hands desperately in front of her, and directly called the brave boy.

"What I want to say is..." The boy looked around proudly, then stopped his eyes on the "robin male god" and his voice began to tremble. "Actually, Li Dai from Class 62, I... I too..."

"Bang! Sisi ~"

The microphone was knocked to the ground by a swift blackboard wipe, making a noisy electric sound.

"This classmate, the microphone is broken, so let's not talk about this speech. I'll talk about it next time I have the chance!"

Fang Yuqiu's quick-witted performance was praised by the senior team leader. It was her turn to come forward to resolve this embarrassment.

"Yes, right, let's do it. We won't come to give a speech today. After all, it's enough for everyone to pass on some gifts to each other in private."

Fang Yuqiu cooperated with the senior team leader and shouted openly.

At this moment, something that surprised Fang Yuqiu and the whole grade all happened.

Li Dai stood up and walked straight to the podium. When everyone was anxious and confused, he pressed down with his hands slightly twice, and the entire staircase classroom stopped.

Then, Li Dai slowly began to fiddle with the projector placed in the staircase classroom, then turned on the computer that Fang Yuqiu brought in advance, plugged in the USB flash drive, connected the projection, and put down the curtain.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes, and twenty minutes later: the projection was successful!

[At this last moment, I just want to tell all the classmates and teachers I love that are extremely important to me.] The first text with colorful special effects appears in the subtitles.

[I am destined to be an extraordinary one.] The second one rolled up one after another, and some discussions appeared in the classroom.

[I, Li Dai, don’t need feelings!] The broadcast of the third item has already caused crying sounds to begin to come from the classroom.

[Born as a human being, I'm sorry!] The appearance of the fourth item completely made the scene out of control. Many girls started to wipe their tears while shouting.

[You can go to M78 Nebula to find me in a few days.]

[Or wait until I ascend to you later and come down to find you.]

[If we are particle-like, we can meet again!]

The sentences on the screen continue, one sentence is more incredible than the other.

"Is this kid driven crazy?"

Fang Yuqiu once again did the work of a firefighter and turned off the projector with a snap.

All the students looked at the sunny boy standing on the podium and were already grinning, and the atmosphere inside the teacher became strangely quiet for a moment.

"Oh, I've said it a long time ago. This Li Dai has a little brain problem. You girls are all sick!"

A faint male voice came out, and the spark could start a prairie fire, and instantly received support and response from many people.

"Xiaoli, I said it a long time ago. How could a normal man not like a girl as beautiful as you? Now that I discovered it, this guy is indeed a problem."

Xiaoli's best friends chattered and persuaded her.

Within just a few minutes, Li Dai's reputation suddenly changed drastically.

"He's a fool, right? His brain is watt?"

"No, this is a great wise man."

"Who can write that thing is not a fool?"

"He, he is the most, just a little bit, a middle school second."

"Okay, is this a second-rate guy worthy of your favorite?"

"It seems to be true!"

"It's okay, it's okay. In the last semester, I finally saw the face of this guy."

"He didn't pretend on purpose, right?"

"If it were you, would you pretend to be a fool in public? Are you stupid too?"

"Oh! You're right!"

The chaotic scene lasted for a few minutes. There were many sixth-grade girls who covered their faces and cried bitterly, as well as many sad young men. Of course, there were also some warm men who watched the fun and took advantage of the situation to gain the trust of the goddess.

"Students, the time is almost over. Let's do this. You can exchange the cards or letter papers you have written to each other to leave a beautiful memory for this last elementary school life."

Fang Yuqiu tried his best and finally slowly controlled the scene.

"Student Li Dai, you are the target of public criticism now. It's useless to run away from me."

Fang Yuqiu looked at Li Dai, who was hiding behind him and holding his cell phone to shoot "good memories", and said timidly.

[Congratulations to the host, the task of "Flying Heroes" is completed: Before graduating from elementary school, cut off all ambiguous relationships with one knife.]

【Random Ability Reward: Psychic + 2】

"Oh, you're not talking yet! System Brother, do you know how much I have paid to complete this task?"

[Spiritual communication, also known as the art of secret communication, can communicate with ghosts and gods in a simple way.]

"Haha, ignore me, right?"

[Host, with multiple new abilities, shouldn't you be happy?]

"Happy and happy, I just want to be able to speak now."

【I can't help! You can try to challenge new tasks again.】

Li Dai wiped the sweat off his forehead, looked at the stairs classroom that had stabilized, and sighed secretly.

Unexpectedly, he went so hard that he forced himself into a fool, but in the end he still couldn't get the ability to speak, so Li Dai was still a little unwilling to give up.

Although, the task was indeed completed beautifully.

After many successful and failed tasks, Li Dai gradually figured out some tricks.

"Task to do everything you can do. This seems to have nothing to do, and it is even a bit inexplicable. It is actually a barometer of seeking good fortune and avoiding bad luck."

Li Dai secretly recalled all the tasks he had experienced. As long as he successfully completed the task, his life would move forward in a dull way.

If the task fails or simply fails to do the task, there will always be some unlucky things that will come to him.

Moreover, the more difficult the task is, the more unlucky the matter will be, and even danger will occur.

For example, when he was a child, he did not complete the [Shuttlecock Kicking Master]. He just didn't play shuttlecock with a little girl, so the little girl reported it to her parents.

He failed the task of [Football Young Player]. During a school-wide "football exercise" performance, he sprained his ankle and broke his bones. He was injured for a hundred days before he finally recovered.

The day after the mission time of [Anti-beating sandbag] expired, he met a professional boxer who was confused. Seeing that Li Dai was very talented, he wanted to test it.

Unexpectedly, the professional boxer whose boxing gloves suddenly burst out directly knocked Li Dai out of the way.

Just because of this, Li Dai's parents and the professional sports club almost went to court.

"Okay! Although I still haven't gotten it, just listen to the resounding title of [Heroes of the Flying Eagle]. If my mission is ruined, I don't know what horrible things will happen."
Chapter completed!
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