Chapter 187 Untitled! Three in one(1/2)
The first day on Konoha passed like this.
Until the sun goes three times...
"Well, the tatami sleeps so hard that it makes people feel sore in the back... I miss my palace..." Bai Mu stretched and felt so bad about sleeping on the floor.
Nonoyu, who was standing by, had already prepared all the toiletries, and the breakfast prepared by the hot spring restaurant was also set on the table.
"Puff..." Bai Mu spit out a mint-flavored mouthwash: "Go to ginger next time."
"But rinsing your mouth with wine... it's not good, right?" Nonoyu hesitated a little.
"I also know that the effect is not good, mainly because it is expensive." Bai Mu poured the pastries on the table and peanuts into his mouth. These people from the Fire Country who have lived well in small days like to make the pastries small and exquisite, but they just don't eat them.
"The days for applying for various activities will take about three days before officially starting. So today's itinerary..." After being inspired by Shimura Danzo, Nonoyu, who was working hard again, began to earnestly fulfill his responsibilities as a secretary.
"I always wanted to come to Konoha for a walk, but after I came, I realized that this place is still much different from my hometown, and I don't even have a computer, and I don't know when I can play with butter..." Bai Mu murmured with sleepy eyes and incomprehensible words.
"I think Konoha is much better than Loulan. Although Loulan is prosperous, it always feels less lively." Nonoyu thought that the hometown Baimu was talking about was Loulan.
"I don't know where to go... I'll just go to the hot spring here to play cards. Well... the things here are really indifferent. Give me ten bowls of Yile Ramen takeout." Bai Mu had already eaten the breakfast on the table, but his stomach was not even full.
"How can you open a ramen shop early in the morning... Besides, there is no way to deliver ramen." Nonoyu pulled the corner of his mouth.
"The goal suddenly became clear! Let's go and buy Yile Ramen!" Bai Mu slapped his thigh.
"No... we don't have much money anymore. Yile Ramen is just a street stall. Do you want to buy it?" Nonoyu was stunned.
...
"Sorry... Ramen is just a fun for me. What I like most is the happiness of everyone after eating my ramen, buying or something... I won't sell it no matter how much it costs." The boss of Yile Ramen slammed the master and shook his head.
"Please open your eyes and take a look! So much money! You can buy any happiness." Bai Mu roared.
"No need, I've already opened my head to the maximum. I can't make so much money in my life, but I can't buy happiness no matter how much money." He still squinted his eyes and smiled slightly.
"Okay... there are people in the world who are immune to Golden Escape. If I invite you to host the Big Eater Competition, I wouldn't refuse? This is an event that makes the whole village happy." Baimu was a little frustrated.
"Well... I was about to apply for this event, but I didn't expect it to be funded by the young master. I believe that the village will regain vitality because of these activities. To express my gratitude, please enjoy the ultimate ramen I provide." The master of hand-dressing brought a bowl of thick ramen covered with thick char siu.
"Then I'm not polite!" Bai Mu had long been curious about the legendary Yile Ramen.
Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
The thick turtle bone soup base has a very strong taste. After five hours of cooking, all the flavors of the bone marrow were forced out, just like the charm of the immortal flower in the desert. Every ramen is so powerful, like a queen's whip whip on herself, leaving a hot pain.
"Yeah~~~" Bai Mu felt as if he had been drugged, and his whole body was hot, tore his clothes open, as if he was in the harem, wrapped in soft cellulite.
"Isn't it just a bowl of ramen? As for this..." Nonoyu looked at Baimu tearing open his clothes, holding something in his void, looking vulgar, and taking two steps back nervously while covering his chest.
"You haven't eaten it before... I'll give her a bowl of seafood noodles and add more octopus legs!" Shiraki pointed at Nonoyu.
"No, don't...I've had breakfast." Nonoyu touched his stomach. Although he had heard that Yiluo ramen tasted good before, he had never had the chance to try it.
"Please experience something like happiness!!!" Shiraki grabbed Nonoyu's shoulder and pressed her on the chair.
"No problem, please wait!" The master immediately turned around and started to be busy.
In just five minutes, a bowl of seafood-flavored ramen was served, filled with red squid beards.
"Gudong..." Nonoyu seemed to resist this kind of food.
"Eat quickly! Eat quickly!!" Shiraki pinched Nonoyu's shoulder and almost picked up the bowl and fed it.
"Okay... Then I'll start..." Nonoyu carefully raised his chopsticks...
"Yeah~~~~"
The soup base made of delicious shellfish seemed to take her on the blue sea, wearing a cool bikini, and the refreshing sea breeze blew across her blonde hair, bringing her body and mind to the clouds.
Take another bite of the squid legs.
Nonoyu instantly felt that he was dragged down from under the sea by an octopus leg, and the slippery tentacles swam across every inch of the skin. The rows of suction cups were like lovers' kisses, sucking the skin fiercely.
“Doesn’t the taste beauties?”
"It's Ne..." Nonoyu murmured with his eyes closed.
"Does it feel like you are at the bottom of the sea..."
"have……"
"Does it feel like you're wrapped in tentacles..."
“…!!”
The effect of the medicine suddenly passed, and Nonoyu suddenly opened his eyes and looked down. He was actually wrapped in tentacles and exploded into the Golden Lion King on the spot: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The screams almost lifted the Yile Ramen stall.
"I can't do this work anymore. How about Danzo Shimura? I can't stay with this person for a minute. Yes, it's just the witch pharmacist Nonoyu, Konoha's strongest spy, who has the courage to kill me!" Nonoyu almost revealed himself on the spot.
But professional professional qualities still suppress impulses.
"Master Yile... What did you add to the noodles? This feeling is too wonderful, right? Please be sure to sell me the recipe!" Bai Mu smiled and leaned back and forth.
"Love, I poured my love for ramen, so the noodles are so delicious. Love can only be felt, and there is no way to trade it." The master squinted his eyes and smiled slightly.
"Okay, then I'm looking forward to your big eater competition." Shiraki touched Nonoyu's little head, "Don't recall it, let's go, go to apply for the event."
"Remembering you, a big-headed ghost!!!" Nonoyu wanted to yell like this, but he could only follow behind with grievances like a poor secretary who was stingy by an unscrupulous boss.
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In front of this tall building with the badge of a large table tennis racket, a large number of businesses are applying to hold events.
Normal fishing enthusiasts apply for a "explosive fishing competition". Within an hour, the largest and heaviest fish caught can receive a bounty of one million taels.
If you are a little bit off, the owner of a candy shop is applying for the "Licking Lollipop Competition". If you lick the lollipops at the most in an hour, you can get a bounty of one million.
The most bizarre thing is that there are people applying for the "Nose Piggy Competition". Whoever can pick out the most boosters in the nostrils can win, and the person in charge even approved it!
Feelings are not about spending your own money, don’t you feel sorry for it?
There were too many people queuing up in front, Uchiha Fugao was not here, and Shiraki was too lazy to talk too much, so he simply turned on the effect of the Frost Heart, and his whole body emitted a bone-broken cold air.
Most of the businesses queuing here are civilians, so they can't stand the freezing of this thing, so they all hide away. Just as they were about to curse, someone recognized him as Mr. Bai who spent a lot of money yesterday, and they pointed at him, hoping to come up and marry his daughter to him.
"What activity to apply for? Fill in the form yourself." The person in charge of the event application pushed a form without raising his head, and there was a detailed information on it.
Shiraki hugged his arms and told him orally, and Nonoyu came forward to fill out the form very professionally.
"The most beautiful cute girl's clothing brand."
Nonoyu's hand froze, and he continued to write.
"Boys from 1 to 88 years old can participate..."
"What is an 88-year-old boy? Is he 8 years old?" Nonoyu didn't understand what he meant.
"You know a hammer. Men love girls' clothing until they die. You can write whatever I say!" Shiraki continued: "Women's clothing is provided by our store. You can take it away after completion. Free photo services are provided. Select the most beautiful boy, and the bonus is one million taels."
Nonoyu sighed, filled the table and handed it over.
"Is one million taels? There is no big problem." The person in charge waved his hand and approved it.
"One more." Bai Mu didn't even plan to leave, and brought two more pieces of paper.
"Hey, no one can apply for activities, you must have a store." The person in charge frowned.
"Half of the commercial street belongs to mine, what are you talking about?" Bai Mu spread his hands. Although his identity could not put the store in his name, of course, under the power of Jin Dun, he could just buy the boss together. The store was still in his name, and the income was 37%.
“…what activities.”
"The most beautiful swimsuit brand for girls, girls aged 1 to 60 can participate, and the championship is 5 million taels!" Bai Mu directly reached the age of Xiaochun, but her chance of participating in this competition was not high, because she was afraid that the girls would be shy and the prize money was even more generous.
"Old snake skin..." Nonoyu muttered, thinking that Shiraki actually wanted to see his thighs, so he filled it up.
"I'll get another one, the reading competition, if you can finish this book in the shortest time and answer the organizer's questions at any time, you can get one million taels." Shiraki made up his mind this time and wanted to make a fortune in Konoha.
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Organizing the event is very troublesome. Although the store owner helped, the conditions set by Shiraki were too harsh. Nonoyu was busy all day long, so he prepared the outline of the three activities and asked someone to start distributing leaflets.
The entire Konoha atmosphere was revitalized, and almost everyone of Konoha found an activity that suited them and began to practice in advance.
Bai Mu, who is loyal to the concept of "Secretary Doing If You Have Something" crossed his legs and tasted the food from the entire food street like a real emperor, and didn't have to buy it in person. Some of the owners held their own food and brought it up like a flowing mat, begging him to buy his own store.
It’s a pity that one billion taels have already spent seven or eight, otherwise it would be nice to buy half of the food street.
As dusk approached, Nonoyu dragged his tired body and his light suitcase, and the walking corpse followed behind Shiraki, just wanting to go back to soak in the hot spring immediately to eliminate his fatigue.
But... Bai Mu didn't seem to want to go back to the hot spring museum, but walked towards the edge of the village.
"No, right...whether else is going to go?" Nonoyu almost collapsed.
But as I walked... this road... looks so familiar...
Come to the edge of the village...
"This is..." Nonoyu's eyes gradually brightened.
"Oh, don't you know? This is Konoha Orphanage, it's really a bit unrestrained." Bai Mu looked at the wooden houses connected together, which were even simpler than the pig farm in the countryside.
How could I not know that this is my home... Nonoyu's nose felt sore and he almost couldn't hold back his tears.
To be continued...