Chapter 261 Are You Playing Cards?(1/2)
After being complained by two prisoners, Yu Feng, who had just taken a shower and was about to go to his good family to find his sister-in-law, was completely stunned. After thinking for three minutes, he slapped the two people to the ground.
"You two idiots are a magic trick! How could anyone in the world be able to do such a thing? If so, he would be caught by you two idiots?"
The two prisoners were stunned when they touched their faces. It was not impossible to think about it. They touched themselves again: "But... the injuries on our bodies... are not fake!"
"Idiot! You are definitely whipping each other after you got into the illusion! You can't understand this, how can you be a ninja!" Yu Feng snorted coldly, very dissatisfied with the beautiful plan of both of them disturbing them.
"Ah? Is that true?..." A man grabbed his head.
"The captain is really amazing. He can see through that guy's trick at a glance...but we really can't deal with him, so please ask the captain to take action himself..." Another person quickly flattered.
"Hmph, it's such a waste, disturb my plan!" Yu Feng snorted coldly, but had to go to the dungeon by himself to solve this problem.
...
The three of them returned to the dungeon again, and it was already midnight.
With a creaking sound, the rusty iron door opened, and Yufeng immediately saw Bai Mu sleeping on the bone bench, still wearing shackles.
"You guys are all looking at each other, everything is normal, right?" Yu Feng slapped the back of his subordinates twice.
"...Hey hey hey, that person from the outside village, wake up!" The two of them really didn't believe it, it was obvious that everything was so real.
Yes! Even the distorted steel nails on the ground are still there, it must be true.
"Hmm? Is it going to start again?" Bai Mu rubbed his eyes.
"That... can you do what you did just now?" the prisoner said carefully.
"Just?" Bai Mu looked puzzled.
"It's the kind you suddenly appeared behind us with a swish..."
"Is there any? I don't..."
"No, that's it, we whispered to each other..." The two of them funnyly simulated the scene at that time, and were suddenly pushed away impatiently by Yu Feng, smiling peacefully at Bai Mu:
"Haha... people from outside the village, how does it feel like being locked up here?"
"Well... it feels very good, but it's just that it's a shortcoming of food and drink. And these two guys look so stupid, it's better to find a queen to question me." Bai Mu stretched.
"Haha, it's impossible for the queen. Let's get some food for you here. Don't be so arrogant when speaking in the future. Staying here for one night is a lesson." Yu Feng looked like a good man again.
"Okay, I can't get used to drinking it if the wine is faded." Bai Mu grinned.
"go."
At the warning of Yu Feng, two punishment officers walked out of the cell and came to the guard room. They opened the wine cabinet, took out a bottle of red wine, poured half of it, and took out a bottle of purple venom.
"Pour a little more, a little more!"
“Too many!”
"He is so hard, of course he needs to add more poison. He also needs to add this poison!"
"It'll be tasted!"
"Go and go, let me do..."
Fine and tinker...
A bottle of red wine and two slices of hard bread were given to Bai Mu.
Bai Mu raised the wine bottle and shook it in front of her eyes. The red wine turned into black wine. The Eye of Void analyzed the ingredients and screamed in surprise:
"Oh! This is drinking wine into the poison!"
"Cough cough..." A prisoner coughed awkwardly.
But I didn't expect Bai Mu to drink it by picking up the wine bottle.
What kind of poisoning is that entering the blood circulation may also cause some trouble for Baimu, but for the stomach with a stomach full of empty acid, it is just delicious protein.
"Nani... Do you still drink it if you know it's poison? So self-conscious?" Yu Feng was stunned.
"The venom of the 1982nd year of Pepper Fish, coupled with a little poisonous frog and a green leaf snake... It's a very good idea, but it's a little too exciting in my mouth. My mouth is so awkward, brother!" Bai Mu threw the empty wine bottle into their arms.
"!!!" The two of them were almost scared and turned around and left on the spot, but because Yu Feng was still here.
Yufeng pulled the corners of his mouth, and finally believed what the two idiots said, but... how could it be! If he really had such ability, how could he be caught by himself?
Shouldn’t you just slapped yourself in the face in the tavern on the spot?
But no matter what, it is true that he can leave quickly.
"Ahem... This brother, there may be a little misunderstanding, why not come out and talk?" Yu Feng tried to find out the two of them opened the door.
"No, it's quite cool here, I'll stay here." Bai Mu crossed his legs.
"..." Yu Feng then remembered that Bai Mu had said that he would beg him to go out and perform something else? Lick/fart/fart on the upside down?
"Since you don't want to go out, then stay..." Yu Feng turned around and left as if he was calm. No matter how brave he was or how strong he was, he would not dare to cause trouble under the eyes of the demigod.
After a long time, if you can't stay, you will think about going out.
...
The next day, Bai Mu was still sleeping, and the three poor worms were dragged away, taken to the tower, and even put on shackles, without even the chance to complain to the demigod.
The demigod tossed and turned all night, thinking about a lot of questions he wanted to know. He finally waited for Yufeng, but couldn't wait to absorb vitality with the reincarnation eye.
"Eternal life, I want the medicine that will make me immortal!!"
After thinking for a night, Hanzo finally knew what he wanted. He was old now and could clearly feel that his physical strength was declining. The beauty was in her arms, and her desire was getting lower and lower.
"Damn it, ask a secret recipe for a dead person to live for eternity? Are you fucking sick?" Bai Mu complained.
"Tusha's bangs"
"Naughter's soles of feet"
"Shuiying's Heart-protecting Hair"
"Fengying's Eyebrow"
"Leiying's butt hair"
"All the five cents with the strongest luck in the ninja world can be eaten together and never die."
"...Is it so troublesome? But I think the immortal medicine is not an ordinary product. Fortunately, it's just some hair. It's not about killing them. Which village can compare to my Yu Hidden Village?" Hanzo actually believed in the reply of the Cangyan. With an order, he immediately sent five teams to the five major countries to steal the hair of their strongest people.
The remaining two prophecies made him take another look at the beauty that did not exist and the traitors in the village.
"lsp!" Bai Mu cursed, imagined a picture for him, and then pointed out a three-person team he had met in the tavern.
Yu Feng then went out and the three of them were arrested, and they were tortured and accused of bribery.
After tasting delicious food, how could I be willing to taste the plain white buns? I used up three prophecies early in the morning, and Hanzo seemed a little bored.
Suddenly I thought about something: Should this samsara be absorbed by vitality or chakra? If ordinary people were asked to install the samsara, would they also accept predictions?
Thinking of this, Hanzo looked up at the maid who was pouring wine for him, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, as if there was a maid attacking him in the prophecy of his death?
"Ahhhhh..." A shrill scream resounded over the top of the tower again. This time it was different. Many people heard it. The scream came from a maid.
Soon someone dragged the maid's mummy down, and everyone he saw along the way was heartbroken.
"Demon Eyes... Tell me what cards are the most interesting..." To be honest, Hanzo was tired of playing poker and flower cards. The main reason was that none of his subordinates dared to play cards with him seriously. He lost his bad temper, and he won too easily and felt bored.
"Damn it, where are you here with me? Give you some expression, will you go find a dog to perfunctorily treat me later?" Bai Mu cursed, and sent Hanzo a beautiful photo of himself playing cards.
In fact, civilians are killed for no reason, which is more likely to arouse inner resistance, because every ninja is ready to sacrifice at any time, and their mission is to protect their families.
"Well? It's this bold guy. By the way, his card skills are really good... He can play bad cards with a lot of cards, and it's really not easy to win him." Hanzo nodded and called Yufeng.
"Is the guy who made the deal with me still in the village? If he hadn't walked away, bring him here."
"Uh..." Yu Feng never said a single nonsense to execute the order, but today he could only pluck up the courage to ask more: "Sir Demigod, I don't know what's wrong with finding this person..."
"This guy is playing cards well, so he comes to play cards with me. Why? Can you kill him?" Hanzo frowned and looked at Yufeng.
"No...no, he was drinking in the tavern yesterday, so I'll bring him here!" Yu Feng rolled and crawled back to the dungeon.
Before he could express his purpose, Bai Mu, who had already been waiting for him, crossed his legs and picked his teeth: "If you don't go, you won't go no matter what you say."
"Oh, my uncle, the little one has offended you without any eyes. If the little one knows that he is wrong, just be fine. Come out." Yu Feng is really a real man who can bend and stretch, and begs Bai Mu with a slap.
"Look at what I said, he will come and beg me out later." Bai Mu said to the beloved man tied in the next cell.
"Woooooooooooo..." The good man was wearing a shackle and couldn't hear what he was saying, but his bloodshot eyes showed that it was definitely a swearing person.
"Have you heard that he said he wanted to put your head in the toilet and eat shit every day." Bai Mu helped the translator.
"...I really know that I'm wrong. Why should I be angry with someone like a dog like me? Come out quickly, the demigod is waiting for you!" Yu Feng clenched his fist, but still didn't dare to move.
"What am I saying? What are you performing?" Bai Mu shook his eyebrows.
"..." Yu Feng's eyes twitched wildly, and he stood there for three minutes, watching the time pass by minute by minute, and after waiting for a long time, he should get angry.
Finally, I took off my pants unwillingly, tried my best to fold my waist, stretched out my tongue and licked my butt...
"Good guy, your unique skill! Work harder, you'll get it soon!" Bai Mu applauded with a big laugh.
The rain that broke her body was so painful that she was sweating heavily, her spine clattered, and she was still trying hard to curl her body.
To be continued...