Chapter 405 He Qiaoqian
That night.
Jiao Shun sent Shuan Zhu home to report the news, and came to the You family's new house alone.
According to the normal progress, even if it is just a renovation rather than a reconstruction, the new house will not be opened until the Mid-Autumn Festival in August.
But how can Mrs. You restrain herself?
It is said that the opening of the "Ghost Gate" on July 15th is unlucky, so you should hurry up and move here, just like July 15th is the deadline for moving.
So today Jiao Shun is here to celebrate the housewarming.
He was not the only one, Youshi also left her children and came to join in the fun.
Third Sister You and Jiao Shun lost their virginity for the first time. Even though the sisters slept together in Ningguo Mansion, they had nothing to worry about.
So my sister was welcomed in through the front door, and my brother-in-law was welcomed in through the back door.
The three of them held a banquet in the backyard and talked about men and women. As for the other guests who came to congratulate them, they were all left to Mrs. You to entertain them. She was happy to show off in front of others.
But she said that while Third Sister You went to the stove to serve the meal in person, Mrs. You told Jiao Shun what Mrs. Xu had begged for a while ago. Last time, Jiao Shun's Chinese Valentine's Day treasure presentation came and went in a hurry, and Mrs. You was anxious to comfort her lovesickness.
How can you care about others?
This time she made the matter clear and added: "She originally wanted to use your influence to protect herself, but she never thought that the one who suffered the plague would fall ill first."
The 'suffering one' is naturally Jia Zhen.
He didn't know why he contracted the cold, and he had been having it on and off for more than ten days without getting better.
"Then let's wait and see."
Jiao Shun sipped his wine and sighed: "I originally thought that what happened to the Qin family was something I had no choice but to do... Now it seems that we are just being sentimental. I'm afraid Brother Rong is just a bastard, no match for me."
It’s called a moment of great brightness.”
At this time, Second Sister You brought the pot and put a bowl of millet porridge in front of Jiao Shun. He hesitated to speak and seemed very embarrassed.
"What's wrong?"
You thought she had some thoughts about Jia Rong's wife, so she smiled and said: "There are no outsiders here, you can say whatever you want."
"me……"
Second Sister You, who was always in love with her, still hesitated to speak.
Youshi then said with a serious face: "When I was at my house, I didn't treat you as an outsider; why did you become alienated from me when I came to your land?
The second sister You hurriedly laughed and said: "What did my sister say? I, I haven't had time to get close to my sister. How could I be separated from my sister? It's really the third sister..."
"What's wrong with me?"
At this moment, Sister You's voice suddenly came from outside the door. She pushed the door open and walked in with a jar of wine.
Yindie followed closely behind with a grimace, rushing to report: "The third girl insists on coming in, I really can't stop her..."
In fact, it wasn't that they couldn't be stopped, mainly because Sanjie You had known about the adultery between the three of them for a long time, so Yindie didn't stop them.
Youshi waved her hand to signal her to leave, and Yindie hurriedly exited and closed the door.
Sanjie You seemed to have been drinking outside, her face was red and her hair was fluttering, her thin waist and plump buttocks were exaggeratedly twisting in her thin skirt as she walked, and she was even more flirtatious than she was before she was "congliang".
Bang~
I saw her walking up to the table, placing the wine jar in her hand heavily on the table, slightly bending her snow-white long neck and squinting at Jiao Shun, with a pair of red peach blossom eyes that seemed to be dripping with honey, and a smile on her face.
He said: "I know, my brother-in-law must be annoyed that I'm late, come on, let's have a few cups of it!"
As he said that, he picked up the wine jar again and staggered around to Jiao Shun's side. Because he thought the cup in front of him was too small, he simply poured the millet porridge served by Sister You all over the floor without washing it.
Gududu poured a large bowl and brought it to Jiao Shun's mouth.
Jiao Shun looked at the amber fruit wine with millet grains floating in it, and then looked at Third Sister You next to him, who was not sure whether he was really drunk or pretending to be crazy because of the wine. He took the bowl and poured it on the ground, and said with a smile: "Third Sister
If you have anything to say, I might as well make it clear. Today I am here to celebrate the move to a new house, not to attend the Hongmen Banquet."
"Hongmen Banquet?"
Third Sister You laughed so hard that she turned her back and leaned on the table. She tilted the top half of her hairpin in front of Jiao Shun. She then raised half a jar of wine to her face and asked with drunken eyes: "Brother-in-law, is it possible?"
Are you afraid that the wine is poisonous? Whatever..."
As he said that, he threw the wine jar with all his strength. There was a crisp sound, and pottery pieces and wine flew everywhere.
She herself used the opportunity to hold up her hands and sat on the wine table in front of Jiao Shun. She didn't care about the messy cups and plates bumping against her buttocks. She raised her hands to unbutton her lapel and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law doesn't want to drink, so let's try it."
Try something else.”
Seeing her chanting and beating, Youshi just stepped aside and continued to watch on the sidelines with a smile, as if the matter had nothing to do with her.
The second sister You was a little anxious. She quickly stood up and tried to pull the third sister You up. She scolded: "Sister, what are you doing? If you are drunk, please go back to the house and have a rest!"
"Sister, don't spoil the fun!"
Sanjie You pushed her away with a look of displeasure on her face, pulled off the red rope around her waist, and peeled off her red silk gown along with her shoulders, revealing two pink arms like white jade pillars.
But seeing her holding her chest and head high, she said wildly and jokingly: "Since I invited my brother-in-law, I naturally have to entertain him."
As he said that, he took off another embroidered shoe, lifted up his stockings and put his toes on Jiao Shun's chest. He drew circles and asked with a smile: "Brother-in-law, please take a closer look to see if my dish is delicious."
Jiao Shun hadn't done anything yet, but Second Sister You was completely anxious. If Jiao Shun couldn't control it for a moment, it wouldn't end well if the three sisters got into trouble later!
She hurriedly picked up the small gown that Sister You San had thrown away, and while wrapping it around her sister's shoulders, she scolded: "Don't make any more trouble. It's Liu Lang who is responsible for you. What does it have to do with your brother-in-law? You are now..."
"What did I do?"
Third Sister You reluctantly pulled off her gown again, stepped on Jiao Shun's chest, and said with a sneer: "I am happy with my brother-in-law. He took the dirty money to keep us here as fans.
Isn’t that what you’re looking for? Let’s just let him have enough fun today!”
As he said that, he turned charming again and said in a sweet voice, "Brother-in-law, today we are very lucky. Our three sisters are dedicated to serving you. What is the word for it? By the way, you can taste it! Haha
Ha ha……"
She was laughing so hard on the table, but there was an inexplicable sadness in her laughter.
But before she could arouse people's sympathy, she suddenly darkened her pretty face, raised her foot and stepped on the door in front of Jiao Shun, shouting: "It's all talk but no practice, so hurry up!"
"uncle!"
Second Sister You screamed in surprise and subconsciously wanted to stop her, but Jiao Shun's quick eyes and hands caught Third Sister You's ankle.
Second Sister You breathed a sigh of relief and quickly explained like she was pouring beans into a bamboo tube: "This girl has been crazy since she came back that day. She insisted on risking her life to make a scene so that I could marry the uncle.
Master, please don’t be fooled by her!”
"Giggle..."
Youshi covered her mouth and said with a sweet smile: "This is really what we call sisterly love. Why didn't I take part in such a good thing and enjoy the fruits of it?"
At this time, the golden lotus hanging in the air was less than half an inch away from Jiao Shun's face. He could almost feel the warm breath close to his face, not to mention the exquisite appearance...
Jiao, who was somewhat in control of his feet, could hardly hold back for a moment and wanted to peel off the obstructive stockings.
But after hearing Sister You's words, he immediately regained his clarity.
Whether it's a show on the spot or a beauty hidden in a golden house, what he wants is for the red flag of the family to remain intact. If this causes trouble in front of Xing Xiuyan or even Shi Xiangyun, he will definitely not agree to it.
but……
This little hoof is almost riding on her face. You can't let her go so easily!
She must be taught a lesson to let her know that she is not someone to be trifled with, otherwise she will have to push herself further in the future.
"Hmph~"
At that moment, Jiao Shun snorted and pulled hard. Sanjie You only had time to let out a scream before she was pulled off the table. She was picked up by Jiao Shun and strode towards the Arhat bed under the north wall.
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"uncle?!"
Sister You was startled, but she didn't dare to step forward to stop her.
Sanjie You came to her senses at this moment, and immediately sneered disdainfully: "Huh~ man! Haha man, hahaha..."
The laughter was high-pitched and clear, but it was inexplicably filled with sadness.
At the same time, she reached out to wrap her arms around Jiao Shun's neck, but before she could close the loop, Jiao Shun threw her onto the Arhat's bed.
She involuntarily turned 180 degrees in mid-air, and when she landed, she was about to right herself, but unexpectedly, Jiao Shun pressed her lumbar spine hard again.
Sanjie You was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "It turns out that my brother-in-law likes this tune."
As he spoke, he prepared to arch his buttocks.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she raised her eyebrows, Jiao Shun rounded up her palms and greeted her fiercely!
Pa~
There was a crunching sound, which made Sanjie You feel a burning pain all over her body.
She was stunned and stunned, and soon received a second and third blow!
Only then did Sister You wake up. While struggling desperately, she raised her leg to kick Jiao Shun, and cursed: "Jiao, you dare to hit me, how dare you hit me!"
"You're the one I'm beating!"
Jiao Shun dodged while showing no mercy, and sneered: "It was Liu Xianglian who abandoned you, and you came here to plot against me? Do you really think I'm easy to bully?! Since you called me brother-in-law, I will teach you a lesson today."
You're a good boy, so you don't get into trouble because of your indiscretions!"
"Let me go, let me go..."
Third Sister You was still struggling desperately, but two hands suddenly pressed down on her legs. At the same time, she heard Youshi greeting with a smile: "Second Sister, come quickly, we have some revenge today!"
Second Sister You hesitated for a moment, and when she saw Jiao Shun looking sideways, she gritted her teeth and stepped forward to help Jiao Shun hold down her sister's waist.
outside the door.
Yindie listened carefully, and at first she could hear Sister You's scolding and scolding, but after a while, only the heart-rending wails were left.
…………
at the same time.
Inside Xiaoxiang Pavilion of Grand View Garden.
Zijuan used scissors to pick off the candle flowers. She turned around and saw that her girl was still distracted. She couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong with you these days? I haven't seen you like this in a while."
In the past, Daiyu often worried about Baoyu, but now that we have completely cut off all contact with her, there are fewer things that make her sad, and her spirit is much stronger than before.
But recently...
"nothing."
Lin Daiyu said casually: "I just have half of the words, but I can't think of the next part, so I'm a little worried."
"Then let's wait until tomorrow to think about it, otherwise if it hurts our mind..."
Just as Zijuan was persuading, she suddenly heard someone calling the door outside. She hurriedly went out and bolted the door, only to see Shi Xiangyun coming with Cuixi.
"young!"
Zijuan said happily: "Why is Miss Shi here at this time? It's a coincidence that our girl is worried about half a dozen new words. Please help her solve it!"
"Banque Ci?"
Shi Xiangyun smiled when he heard this: "It's easy to open the solution, but how can I make a meal without rice?"
Before Zijuan could figure out what this meant, she stepped into Daiyu's boudoir. Seeing that Lin Daiyu looked a little haggard, she covered her mouth and joked: "Tomorrow our article will be published in the newspaper, I knew it."
You are the smallest person, so you must be worried!"
"Bah~"
Daiyu spat angrily: "It's obviously your lover who keeps you awake at night, so why do you still rely on me?"
Both of them prided themselves on being as talented as others, but they only entertained themselves when they could. They seriously published articles and spread them widely. This was the first time that Jia Baoyu had some crooked poems published, and there were many more.
Follow the trend and praise his smelly feet.
Therefore, it is inevitable to feel a little uneasy, fearing that my articles will not be judged by scholars, or that they will not meet Jiao Shun's expectations.
But they said that the two of them were bickering and playing around, and someone outside the courtyard shouted: "Don't close the door, wait until we get in!"
As soon as he heard the sound, he knew that Jia Tanchun had arrived.
When the three girls came in from outside and saw Shi Xiangyun also in the room, they were stunned for a moment, and then they couldn't help but smile at each other.
Shi Xiangyun clapped his hands and said happily: "It's great now that everyone is here. How about we just recite poems and stay in Sister Lin's room until dawn, and ask someone to buy the newspaper early tomorrow morning!"
"You have rough skin and thick flesh, but I'm not afraid of you."
Tanchun shook his head and said, "But how can Sister Lin's body and bones hold up?"
Shi Xiangyun smiled and said, "If you can't hold it any longer, just sleep. If she's not afraid of getting dirty, we can change it to a shared bed for night chat."
"I'm in much better health now, so it's not necessarily who was the first one who couldn't hold on!"
Lin Daiyu didn't want to spoil the fun, not to mention she couldn't sleep well now because she was so worried, so she ordered Zijuan and Xueyan to get pens, inks, paper and inkstones, and then sent all the maids to rest in the side room to avoid spreading what they heard.
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After the scene was cleared, Shi Xiangyun asked: "Should we recite poetry or couplets?"
"Let's make couplets."
Lin Daiyu said: "If my mind is not in my right mind today, I'm afraid I may not be able to write a poem."
Shi Xiangyun then asked: "Then what should be the topic?"
"this……"
Lin Daiyu hesitated for a moment and then said: "How about the four words 'true, true, false, false'?"
"This is good, this is good!"
Shi Xiangyun's eyes lit up, and he knew that this was because of the sentiments of those praising articles, so he clapped his hands and said with a smile: "This situation and scene are exactly the topic!"
Then he asked: "Who starts first?"
Lin Daiyu was still hesitating, but Tanchun, who had been silent for a while, suddenly said, "I already have it!"
The two women said in unison: "Come quickly!"
Tanchun walked around the crane candlestick and chanted: "When the fake becomes the real, the real is also fake, there is nothing but nothing..."
"When falsehood becomes true, truth is also false. Where does nothing exist and nothing exists?"
Lin Daiyu murmured and repeated it, as if she thought of something, and suddenly she became a little confused.
After Tanchun said this couplet, he himself seemed quite touched.
Chapter completed!