Chapter ninety-seven [Wait! I stroke it(1/5)
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Chapter Ninety-seven [Wait! I’ll just wait and see...]
There is a kind of person in this world who drinks very strangely.
At first glance, it doesn’t seem like it’s drinkable.
Just keep drinking, and you'll be almost seventy percent drunk by the look of it, and you're only two to three points away from the critical point of being drunk.
If others look at it, they will have an illusion: If this person has three more cups, he will definitely pour them!
So, three cups after three cups, three cups after three cups...
Seeing that another bottle was consumed, he was still drunk, still 70% drunk.
But it just doesn’t fall down!
Moreover, this kind of person can often drink until the banquet is over, and can still stand up and walk...even if he is already staggering, but he will not fall down!
Would you say it's irritating or not?
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King Laohu fell into the pit.
In the beginning, he was trying to make people drink with all his heart.
How much alcohol can a woman with a sweet voice have?
There is a saying: If a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance.
But in fact, the probability of this situation is generally relatively small.
Generally speaking, most women do not drink. The few women who do drink are more introverted than men. Even if they drink, they do it in a controlled manner. There are also only a few who really drink and get drunk.
Therefore, for men with ulterior motives, it is not that easy to get a woman drunk at the wine table.
The biggest problem is: how to get the other person to drink it.
As for this problem, Lu Xixi took the initiative to solve it for Wang Laohu from the very beginning.
"You can drink as much as I drink. No matter who drinks a drop less, it won't matter! If anyone dares to drink a drop less, I will kill him~"
Deadly?
Wang Laohu was so happy that he just thought it was a woman chatting and teasing, so he winked and asked with a smile: "Sister, why do you want to kill your eldest brother?"
Lu's thin and charming voice said with a smile: "Yeah~~ I'll throw you down from the upstairs~"
Wang Laohu laughed loudly - this beauty also has a great sense of humor!
Then before pouring the wine, Lu Xixian was dissatisfied again.
Holding the ordinary two-cent white wine glass on the wine table in front of him.
"So small? Is it for mice?" Lu Xianxi was dissatisfied.
Wang Laohu was so excited! His face was red and he waved his hand: "Exchange the big cup for the big cup!"
One or two wine glasses were immediately sorted out.
Then start drinking!
Lu Xixi did what he said, and the wine was dry!
Regardless of whether it was Wang Laohu, Xiaoyong or Gu Kang, if any one of the three respected him, Lu Xixi would just tilt his neck and drink it without saying a word!
After less than three or five glasses of wine, Lu's slender face turned as red as a begonia flower.
He looked drunk in his eyes.
Wang Laohu is very encouraged!
I just feel like this mouthful of fat is going to come to my mouth tonight!
Less than twenty minutes.
Four people, three men and one woman, drank and drank two and a half bottles of Jian Nanchun.
Gu Kang is the worst drunk and his eyes are straight. Xiaoyong is better and has started to talk a lot.
Wang Laohu has the best drinking capacity...but he is also a little drunk.
This woman in front of me... looks like she is seven or eight points drunk, but she is swaying but won't fall down?
Moreover, drinking a glass of white wine is just like drinking water?
Wang Laohu can actually drink well, but in less than twenty minutes, he drank more than half a kilogram of liquor in such a violent manner. He drank so fast that his head began to feel dizzy.
Instinctively, I felt that I couldn’t drink any more - if I drank any more, I would delay the important event of eating fat meat tonight!
But... Lu Xixian smiled and opened another bottle of Jian Nanchun, and then directly filled the glasses of Wang Laohu and the other two men.
Wang Laohu took out a breath and felt his throat beginning to churn. He looked at the deer again, and his body was swaying. His cheeks were bright red, and he looked very drunk.
It seemed like he was just about to take his last breath.
But it didn’t fall!
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In another small room next door.
There was a separate table of dishes here, and Chen Xiaoye and Song Qiaoyun were sitting here eating.
Before the meal, Wang Laohu was afraid of delaying the matter, so he had the mother and son taken out, with the excuse that the adults were eating, drinking, and smoking, and the children were not good.
So Xiao Zizi and Song Qiaoyun were asked to eat in another private room next door.
But after the food is brought in, the door is locked.
Chen Xiaoye sat at the dining table, holding a stewed tiger skin elbow in his hand, chewing it until his mouth was full of oil. At the same time, he pulled Song Qiaoyun's sleeve: "Godmother, dad and those uncles and the big brother
Sister, they are drinking next door!"
Song Qiaoyun looked at Chen Xiaoye with straight eyes, and suddenly frowned: "He has murderous intent!"
Xiao Zizi poked Song Qiaoyun's arm: "Godmother, I'm not murderous, your cell phone is ringing."
Song Qiaoyun lowered his head.
In fact, she had already forgotten that she took her mobile phone with her when she went out.
At this moment, a mobile phone in my pocket was ringing.
Song Qiaoyun picked up the phone and answered it.
Lao Jiang's anxious voice came from the phone.
"Honey! Qiaoyun! Where are you? Why aren't you here when I get home?
Oops, where have you gone? Have you taken your medicine? Oh no, no, no! I looked at your medicine box and today’s medicine has not been touched!
Where are you! Tell me where you are!!"
After Song Qiaoyun listened quietly, he pondered for a moment: "Coming general, please give him a common name!"
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Lao Jiang stood in the living room of his home, holding the phone, shouting in his heart that it's over, it's over, it's over...
"No, Qiaoyun! It's me, me! Me! Old Jiang! Your husband! Listen to my voice...listen carefully!"
"...Well, it sounds a bit familiar. You can sing a few lines and I'll listen."
Lao Jiang: “…………”
Fortunately, a familiar crisp voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone.
"...Godmother...is this your godfather's phone number?...Hello...hello? Hello godfather! I'm Xiao Zizi~"
Lao Jiang almost shed tears immediately: "Yi Zi? Oops! Zi Zi! Oh my god! Are you and your godmother together? Where are you? Tell your godfather!"
"We are in... Zhefeng Hall." Xiao Zizi said, "Daddy, are you coming? We are having dinner."
Lao Jiang was relieved at first!
My wife is with Xiao Yezi... Doesn't that mean that she is also with Chen Nuo?
If you are with these siblings, there should be no danger.
Then suddenly I felt something was wrong!
Damn it? Zhefengtang??
Huh?...Well, that's not a paradise for men to have fun...
Bah! Is that a place where serious people go!!!
To be continued...