Chapter 34 The sad little white face

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Like thousands of thunder roaring, the entire hall exploded suddenly.

Li Dan, Princess Taiping, Wu Sansi, Wu Chengsi, Li Chengqi, Princess Shouchang, Zhang Shuo and others, as well as the busy eunuchs and palace maids, were all stunned, as if they were struck by lightning.

Even Li Longji was stunned, with his mouth wide open and his eyes wide open, looking disbelief.

No one expected that Zhang Changzong would say such amazing words, and they would not be surprised if they were not surprised.

"You..." Li Dan was not happy about this. Zhang Changzong patted his shoulder and said this. Can he bear it?

Li Dan's face was distorted, and his face turned purple.

Princess Taiping had a beautiful little mouth with a round face, and she looked shocked. She was known for her extraordinary courage, and she was also shocked by Mo Ming at this time.

Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi were also surprised. They were unhappy with Li Dan and wanted to step on Li Dan. However, they could not help but be surprised about Wu Zetian's reputation.

"Call me! Call me dad!" Just when everyone was shocked, Zhang Changzong held his head high, glanced at Li Dan with his eyes squinted, and urged him loudly.

"Lord Chunguan is drunk too much, you are joking, don't care." Zhang Shuo reacted quickly, and rushed in his head, with a smile on his face, and a smooth situation was smoothed out.

"Who said I'm drunk too much? I didn't drink too much." Zhang Changzong didn't appreciate it at all, and said with his tongue wide, "I've slept with Wu Zetian, and I'm his father."

"..." His tone was not high, but he had the power of thunder, which made everyone speechless and speechless.

Even Li Longji opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak for a long time.

Zhang Changzong's words were so shocking that Li Longji and the others were shocked to the point of being numb.

It was already shocking enough for Zhang Changzong to ask Li Dan to call him his father. This was even more shocking. He actually made it clear that if he had slept with Wu Zetian, was there anything more shocking than this?

"Shut up." Princess Taiping's face turned dark, and her beautiful face as beautiful as flowers was curled up, and she scolded Zhang Changzong.

This is related to Wu Zetian's reputation, so she, as a daughter, naturally needs to be maintained.

Moreover, she introduced Zhang Changzong to Wu Zetian. If this was heard by Wu Zetian, Zhang Changzong would be in trouble, and her referee would also suffer.

"Bang!" Zhang Changzong's right hand slapped the short table, staring at Princess Taiping with his eyes slanted, and said, "You are not big or small, who do you tell me to shut up? I didn't tell you that I've slept with Wu Zetian, and I am your father. You, call me father!"

"..." Princess Taiping pointed at Zhang Changzong, trembling all over, but she couldn't speak.

"Sir Chunguan, you are joking, just joking." Wu Sansi's face was filled with a smile, and he was so kind that he ran to Zhang Changzong as if he had seen his ancestors, and said carefully.

If he didn't stop this, he would not be able to escape from the fact that Wu Zetian's reputation was.

"You are Wu Sansi, right?" Zhang Changzong stretched out his right hand, and his white right hand slapped Wu Sansi's fat face, as if he was patting a puppy, saying, "Wu Zetian is your aunt, I have slept with her, I am your uncle. Hurry up, call him uncle."

Wu Sansi was covered in black lines. He was here to smooth things over, but Zhang Changzong took advantage of it.

"It's not impossible to call him uncle, he can't call him here." Wu Sansi is a flatterer. Don't even say he calls him uncle, even if he wants him to call him uncle, he will agree.

Of course, the premise is that the occasion must be correct.

"Sir Chunguan, let's change the fields and call again, okay?" Wu Sansi leaned into Zhang Changzong's ear, lowered his voice, and said softly.

"No." Zhang Changzong refused flatly, raised his head and thrust his chest, and said in a rough and generous voice: "Just call here. It's not good to change the place. Call here, it's pretty good."

brush!

Wu Sansi's face, which was thicker than the city wall, suddenly turned red, even redder than Brother Guan's face.

He had already put down his figure and promised to call Zhang Changzong the uncle, but you can't say it in front of so many people. It's too embarrassing.

"Master Chunguan, you..." Wu Chengsi felt embarrassed when he saw Wu Sansi embarrassed, but he felt secretly happy. However, after all, their surname was Wu and they were children of the Wu family. He had to help him to smooth things over.

"And you, call me uncle!" Zhang Changzong was really drunk, like a mad dog, and he caught and bites whoever he caught.

"Uh." Wu Chengsi made a sound of grinding his teeth and couldn't speak.

"You slept with your aunt, of course you are your uncle. Although you are not as old as me, it is appropriate for me to call you uncle." Wu Chengsi said in his heart: "But you can't call me here. I can't call you so many people."

Wu Chengsi is also a boneless flatterer. Not to mention calling him uncle Zhang Changzong, it is okay to ask him to call him ancestor.

"Si." Zhang Changzong picked up the wine glass, drank it all, and said happily: "You think it's great if Wu Zetian is so arrogant? She's nothing. She's just a woman, a very unrestrained woman."

"..." Zhang Changzong's tone was high and excited. However, Li Dan and the others were all thundered and were so stupid that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so stupid.

Some people even had pale faces, without a trace of blood, as if they had been buried in the soil, with a look of horror on their faces, covering their ears with their hands.

Zhang Changzong is exposing Wu Zetian's scandal. This is a huge news. If Wu Zetian finds out and becomes angry, the consequences will be too serious. Who can not be afraid?

"You don't believe it, right?" Zhang Changzong stood up, shaking his body, raised his head, thrust his chest, pointed to his crotch, and said, "She squatted down, sucked for me, blowed for me, and screamed..."

brush!

Li Dan, Princess Taiping, Li Chengqi, and Princess Shouchang suddenly turned red and their faces were full of shame.

Wu Zetian was so exposed that as children and grandchildren, they felt ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it.

Even Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi also had their faces turned purple and their faces were full of shame.

As nephews, they also feel shameless to meet people.

"So Wu Zetian is so rude." Li Longji looked ugly, but he was thinking a little bit wolf.

After all, Li Longji is a modern person, and his thoughts are more open to this kind of thing.

Although the Tang Dynasty was unrestrained, it was not as good as modern people, right?

"I want Wu Zetian to pose a very pose." Perhaps because of the emperor's sleep, Zhang Changzong felt particularly accomplished. As soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't stop and said, "I want her to lie down and she lie down. I want her to lie down while she is lying high. The fragrant grass is fountain, and my blood is boiling. I put my gun on the battlefield, galloping on the horse, she is gentle under my crotch..."

The more Zhang Changzong spoke, the more he became more and more distorted, and he spread all kinds of details. Later, his voice was sharp and sharp, similar to the eunuch's voice. Moreover, he was excited, his eyes were red, and he aimed at the beautiful Princess Taiping, and an alternative look appeared on his face.

It’s really not a thing! I also want to cut bamboo and get bamboo shoots, so I ate it together.

"Shut up!" A shout sounded, from Li Dan, Princess Taiping, Li Chengqi, Princess Shouchang, Zhang said that they were talking.

Even Wu Sansi and Wu Chengsi shouted in unison.

The two of them were flatterers. In order to please Zhang Changzong, they did not hesitate to put down their figure and lead the horse and put the stirrups on him. At this time, they had to be angry.

"You want me to shut up? Dream." Zhang Changzong not only did not shut up, but became even more proud and said, "I just said, just say..."

Inadvertently, I saw Li Longji, glared at Li Longji, and pointed at him, "Your name is Li Longji, right? I tell you, I am your grandfather. You, call him grandfather."

"You guys." Li Longji had been angry, and was named by Zhang Changzong. He rushed to the door with anger. He grabbed a bowl of dishes and was about to smash it.

"Third brother, no." Li Chengqi hurriedly grabbed him next to Li Longji and whispered: "No. Third brother, you are too reckless. Although this matter has made Your Majesty lose face, no one can tell what Your Majesty will do. Think about Xue Huaiyi, burned Mingtang with a torch, and Your Majesty ignored him. No matter how big this matter is, it is not as great as Xue Huaiyi's burning Mingtang."

He was right. Although Zhang Changzong exposed the fierce news, Wu Zetian was blind, it was much lighter than Xue Huaiyi's burning Mingtang. When Xue Huaiyi burned Mingtang, Wu Zetian didn't ask, and no one could tell how to deal with this matter.

If Li Longji smashed Zhang Changzong, it would be a leak.

"Brother..." Li Longji muttered in Li Chengqi's ear.

"Yes." Li Chengqi's eyes shone, he grabbed the cup on the short desk and shouted: "I'll kill you, this bastard!"

"Huh!" Zhang rushed towards Zhang Changzong with a strong wind.
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