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411 Holy Means

Niu Dameng said leisurely: "Look for a partner with equal interests and then carefully plan how to live, compare each other's income and status, and determine the appropriate family status through running-in... The two of them plan all the time and figure it out. The whole process of this union marriage is full of prevention and planning. Material logic may be successful, but the degree of happiness is still difficult to say."

"Many things are Xiaoxia who can never understand. It is easier to see others clearly than to see yourself clearly. If you identify Zhang Yifu, you don't have to think so much. Careful calculations may not necessarily lead to good results. Many girls just miss the life they deserve and drag them down."

Zhang Yifu was going crazy in front, and he never expected that Lao Niu was talking about a matchmaker to him in the back.

After pondering for a while, Xia Xue also replied leisurely: "It's not what you think. I'm just doubting myself. You know that I have a problem with this person. I have a changeable temperament and will not be with others. I'm afraid that simply agreeing to him and satisfying myself selfishly will hurt him. My fault has hurt many people, and I don't dare to speak randomly."

What I said here has hurt many people, but I definitely have not experienced many feelings, but just express my thoughts without thinking in a few words and unconsciously hurt others. Of course, many people have to fight back, so Xia Xue has been hurt a lot. Shutting her mouth and hiding her true self has become a wise choice for Xia Xue.

"Haha, Xiaoxia, what you really told them is like a hedgehog."

“…”

"Our factory has a good greening, but there are actually many little hedgehogs." Niu Dameng smiled gently, "Everyone actually likes little hedgehogs very much because they are full of thorns, not to pierce others, but to protect themselves. Therefore, many retired comrades will feed them with leftovers when they have nothing to do. After a long time, hedgehogs will not be afraid of people and will not hide. Everyone likes them even more when they see such hedgehogs."

"Two things, Uncle Niu." Xia Xue shook her head, "No one except Zhang Yifu, has ever liked me who tells the truth."

Niu Dameng asked back, "Isn't that enough to have a Zhang Yifu?"

Xia Xue raised her head and thrust at Zhang Yifu, who was jumping in front of her, said, "I'm afraid that one day, I'll stab him."

"He is more slim than you think." Niu Dameng laughed loudly. He stopped talking and shouted at the front, "Running over the head! The cafeteria is here!"

The three of them realized that they were addicted and ran through the cafeteria, so they ran back panting again.

In the leader's canteen, there was a big banquet for eating and drinking, but this time it was purely the kind of old friends who met each other. It was very refreshing and relaxed, and there was no need to worry about it. Even people like Zhang Yifu who were drinking with a restrained drink were eventually drunk. All the itineraries were gone in the afternoon, and they were carried to the power plant guesthouse for rest after the meal. Xia Xue finally understood. He then pulled him over to take care of the drunken man?

It was too late to regret, so I had to serve him with shit and urine. Xia Xue saw that her mother had a lot of work but very few things to do by herself, so she was clumsy when she did it. In fact, Zhang Yifu suffered a lot during this process.

In the evening, Zhang Yifu woke up in a daze and saw Xia Xue sitting in front of the bed watching TV. She was also confused, so she stretched out her feet and poked her butt: "What time is it?"

"Ah!" Xia Xue was startled and jumped up while covering her butt. "You want to scare me to death?"

"..." Zhang Yifu rubbed his head, "I have been drinking too much... Thank you for your hard work."

Seeing him like this, Xia Xue didn't care about being stabbed, she just sat down and continued to watch the videotape of the local TV station without copyright: "I really haven't seen you drink it like this."

"Are you happy?" Zhang Yifu squirmed and leaned against the head of the bed, "Come here and lie down together and watch?"

This statement just had a counterproductive effect.

"Stop dreaming." Xia Xue then stood up and said, "It's good that you're fine, I'll go back to your room."

"No..." Zhang Yifu wondered, "You are also a lesbian in your early 20s, so don't you have any demand?"

“…”

"Look, we have been together for so long, and I have never heard of you or something like that." Zhang Yifu thought about it and became more and more strange, "Did you never come?"

"Want to quarrel?" Xia Xue's face turned cold, "Can such a thing be used to promote it with a loudspeaker?"

"No, it's just pure concern." Zhang Yifu asked very sincerely, "If you really hate this, just explain in advance that I won't be tired of you."

"Have you discussed it before? Wait until I'm ready."

"Ah." Zhang Yifu hugged his head with his arms, "Men, you will get sick if you hold it in! "

“…I don’t have any self-control at all?”

"According to your logic, we don't talk about emotions, science. Animals have estrus periods, and hormone secretion instinctive courting, most males are the active party, because males have more serious hormone stimulation. It is always said that men use their lower body to think, but it is actually the pituitary gland and other secreted things that arouse men's instinctive reproduction, just like eating and sleeping. You always do this, how can I live? First of all, I am a male animal, and I am responsible for reproduction!"

"...Why is such a sacred thing? You feel so disgusting when you say it."

"There is nothing sacred, you need to liberate your mind." Zhang Yifu twisted his face and asked such a thing, "Look, I am just an animal. You think that something is too sacred, you have to think clearly before doing it. I understand, can you just do it for me before this? No sacred thing you have to pay."

"What's the busy thing?" Xia Xue asked simply and puzzledly.

Zhang Yifu was a little shy, but if he continued like this, he would be suffocated to death: "It is to help me... solve this need through some means or some means that will not affect your chastity."

"What... means?"

"That's it." Zhang Yifu reached out and gestured, "What's the means, the 'hand--' paragraph." Zhang Yifu said aggrievedly, "This is not an exaggeration... Just treat it as a comfort to a male animal. Also, if you need it, I will also help you with the means. If you want it, I can also give the 'verbal' paragraph,"

"Who...who wants your mouth..." Xia Xue couldn't help but feel a little...some...somewhat can't help but shivered all over her body.

The exciting skills and vulgar words that Zhang Yifu mastered were simply aphrodisiac saint's hand in this era.

"It is a gift!" Zhang Yifu said earnestly, "This problem has been solved, and I will not have any unreasonable thoughts in the short term."

Xia Xue blushed and muttered for a long time. Although she was reserved on her face, she knew that this relationship was almost maintained by Zhang Yifu's efforts. In order to be with him, he endured his father and his sister. Of course, what was even more difficult was to endure himself. In a few months, he was still as tired as he did at the beginning.

Then, just give a little comfort... He can't give everything.

"How... do it..." Xia Xue asked in a thin voice.

"Woo hahahaha!" Zhang Yifu laughed wildly. The first step of training and development was about to be achieved. His eyes were lit up and he immediately said, "Did you play the angrier when you were a child?"

"without……"

“Why cheer the bike up?”

"This has been fought."

"Yes, that rhythm is enough. Hold it in your hand and then go up and down." Zhang Yifu gestured carefully, "The purpose is to blow up the tires."

"Then... try." Xia Xue said vigilantly, "Don't be too tempted."

"No, I'm very content." Zhang Yifu said and unbuttoned his trouser belt.

"Ah! Wait..." Xia Xue immediately turned her head, "Can I not watch?"

"...Yes, then you can sit here first."

Xia Xue carefully moved towards Zhang Yifu's defense line: "Let me know soon."

"Okay, right here, lift your left arm... swing 35° horizontally counterclockwise 35°, and then go back 10°, that's this thing..." Zhang Yifu, who had been ascetic for a long time, just touched by the cold back of his hand, felt a numbness all over. "Yes... Then... the left hand is spiraled in a spiral rule to hold it tighter... tighter... Yes... Ah... you can start to move back and forth... Wait, not shaking, but the kind of air cylinder... Yes... Please ignore those sticky things. Before you get it in place, you can still get faster..."

Xia Xue was ruthless and listened to the vulgar sound effects made by Zhang Yifu behind her, and gradually became less embarrassed. Instead, she was funny. This guy was usually so crazy and so steady, and now he has become a male animal.

So she secretly turned her head and looked over. Zhang Yifu was closing his eyes, looking embarrassed as if he was about to fly. Xia Xue sneered again in her heart and looked down... Oh my God, let's stop looking...

She turned back in fear and listened to Zhang Yifu's enjoyment. She suddenly felt that this was the so-called feeling of giving. It was good to satisfy the person she liked through her own efforts.

At this moment.

"Yifu!!! How did Yifu wake up?!!!"

The sound of smashing the door and Niu Xiaozhuang's rough roar came at the same time.

"Get out!!!!" Zhang Yifu burst out with the most determined male anger in his life, "Get out!!!"

"Fuck..." Niu Xiaozhuang stood at the door and was stunned. He was both male. He quickly realized the origin of grief and anger in this roar, and quickly left in shame.

Xia Xue seemed to be frightened, so she wanted to snatch her hands.

"He got out! He got out! One minute and one minute more!!"

Zhang Yifu's vision has never been so strong, it is even stronger than meeting standards and energy-saving plans than overcoming Yuan Tiezhi.

In this situation where the male is full of excitement, Xia Xue had to follow and complete the last step for him.

...

After the matter was over, Zhang Yifu lay in a daze on the bed, smoked a cigarette stuffed by others at noon, and lit it on his own. He was a human being for two lifetimes, but he didn't believe that a man could make so many at once.
Chapter completed!
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