"How does it feel?"

In the night wind, Yuan Ze asked Lin Hao, who was as deep as water beside him.

Lin Hao didn't raise his head and said, "Are you trying to deliberately destroy my views?"

"I just think you should wake up." Yuan Ze said earnestly, "I always think you are thinking about Yu Sha. Don't you feel that you have a loss? At our age, it's time to consider lifelong affairs."

Lin Hao said angrily: "Talk about it, you are one year older than me, why didn't you consider lifelong affairs?"

"Why didn't you think about it? I have been thinking about it since I completed the Bainiu kill last year. Over the past year, I have accumulated positive energy secretly and looked for a marriage partner everywhere."

"...I won't say anything, accompany me to watch a movie."

"What do you see?"

“Harry Potter 10.”

"If you don't go, I'll be very sad when watching this movie."

"This is not a romance movie, you're so melancholy!"

"I have different ages, and my mentality when watching this movie is different. When I watched Harry Potter before, the most intuitive feeling was: Hermione's squint was a little bigger..."

"What about now?"

"What I feel now is: I'm one year older..."

"So you're so sad?"

"Not only, when I saw Hermione before, I could beat me, and I could cum. Now, I saw that she no longer had the urge to beat me. I said that after thirty, I wouldn't have youth. When I watched this movie, I realized that I was an uncle who was infinitely close to thirty years old."

"Oh, I really can't tell. Brother Ze, you have such sad times."

"Nonsense, who can't have the feelings of a literary youth these days?"

“…………”

"Okay, that's it, you go to the movies, I'll go back to read books."

"You are the only one who still reads a book?"

"Read online novels."

"It's almost the same...What have you been watching recently?"

"As a man who has accumulated positive energy, I have read sports competitive novels recently."

"What does this have to do with accumulating positive energy? Do you still see the Olympic spirit after reading books?"

"You think about it, sports competition. This type of subject is very direct, pure, and refreshing. There is usually no vendetta or conspiracy, and you are born to be despised by others. Of course, it may be because of the lack of these plots. Most of the subjects of sports competition are very disappointing. Generally speaking, I feel not that tired when reading this type of novel, and my mind is a little pure."

"What else do you see?"

"I also summarized a rule that the protagonist in football novels must be Ji Li Hazel, and the protagonist in basketball novels must be Ji Jessica Alba."

“…………”

Two chrysanthemums bloom, one burst each.

Speaking of a magnificent hall, a Chinese man was tossing and turning with two naked girls, one white and one black, and those two girls were Ji Li Hazel and Jessica Alba summarized by Yuan Ze. This shows how clichéd the Chinese man is. He actually went to Japan, the two girls whose protagonists lived in Japan. This shows how sad the Internet authors are today. The girl who wants to be young and not only fantasizes about letting the protagonist go to Japan.

After hundreds of rounds of fierce battles, the two foreign girls disappeared mysteriously, and only the man with obvious oriental characteristics remained in the hall. Looking closely, the man is somewhat similar to Yun Mu ten years ago. In fact, the above are nonsense. Why not just say that this is Yun Mu? Because the master of water injection has taught experience that such expression can not only highlight the mystery of the protagonist, but also make up the words!

OK. The man with an evil smile, deep eyes, straight body, full of the protagonist's style, and a bit mysterious is Yun Mu. At this time, he took a deep breath and listened to the system prompt sound.

"Congratulations on completing the epic mission [Hundred Country Killing], successfully killing the beauties from one hundred countries to throw away their armor, and obtaining one [Epic Medal of Honor]. Use this medal. You can get a special title [Man in Europe, America, Asia, Africa, and Latin America]! With this title, the men in Europe, America, Asia, and Latin America will kneel as soon as they see you, and the women in Europe, America, Asia, and Latin America will get wet as soon as they see you..."

Yun Mu was very touched when he heard this.

Finally, he finally fulfilled a wish on behalf of Yuan Ze, which was a wish that Yuan Ze had since childhood.

It is said that legendary figures have extraordinary ambitions since childhood. This is not false at all. I remember when I was in elementary school, the Chinese teacher asked the students to use "if..." to make sentences. Yuan Ze's literary thoughts were pouring out at that time, showing his unique side.

At that time, Yuan Ze made a sentence like this: If I had a 30-centimeter **, then I must spend all the time in Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Latin America every day!!!

With this medal, Yun Mu felt relieved. This so-called [Epic Medal of Honor] could be given to others, so of course it would be left to Yuan Ze. With this medal, Yuan Ze's childhood dream would soon come true. As for Yun Mu himself, since he became a seventh-level nightmare master, he could freely enter and exit anyone's dreams, and even pull girls from different dreams into his dream hall to ravage. It can be said that he was a ten-step traitor who would not stay for a thousand miles.

"Congratulations on completing the strongest task [Qianniuzhe], adding one thousand points to the four attributes."

"Congratulations on practicing [Light and Darkness] to the realm of Great Perfection and becoming a ninth-level nightmare master!"

Without saying a word, Yun Mu flew out of the hall immediately, and took a few minutes to fly tens of thousands of miles, and reached the foot of a giant black mountain, bombarding the colorful halos in the mountains. The ninth-level nightmare master was invincible in the nightmare world. In less than a stick of incense, the colorful halos dissipated, and the seal covering the entire mountain also dissipated. When the dust settled, a little girl of seven or eight years old walked out.

"Ten years, nightmare time is one hundred years, you finally did it." The little girl's voice was exactly the same as the fairy sister. "You will be free after doing the last thing."

Yun Mu: "Finish that person?"

Sister Fairy: "Yes, the one who created the nightmare world."

Yun Mu: "Who is he?"

Sister Shen: "I don't know either, you can see it yourself."

While speaking, Yun Mu felt a thought appear on the alarm clock. In this thought, he saw many messy pieces of memory.

Suddenly, the prompt sound came again: "The last task [Replenish the old cow a little positive energy]. After completion, you will become the master of the nightmare world. If you fail, you will be erased. Will you accept it?"

"accept!"

Yun Mu was very calm, as if he had been waiting for this day for ten years.

Immediately afterwards, the pictures in my mind became clearer and clearer, and these scenes were all related to the man named Lao Niu. Yun Mu chose the longest clip and entered this clip's dream.

Time: January 2013.

Location: At the entrance of a city’s civil affairs bureau.

The people in the dream have always been outrageously honest. Yun Mu did not politely, glanced at the thirty-year-old's foresight, and then went straight to the topic: "Are you an old cow?"

The expectant uncle was indeed very honest: "Yes."

Yunmu: "What are you doing here?"

Lao Niu: "I am lamenting this dog-day life."

Yun Mu: "When you touch the scenery, you feel love? Have you been here before?"

Lao Niu: "Yes, I came in 2008."

Yun Mu: "What did you do that time?"

Lao Niu: "Get a marriage certificate."

Yun Mu: "What about this time?"

Lao Niu: "Get a divorce certificate."

...(To be continued...)
Chapter completed!