Looking at the serious Yuan Ze and Lin Hao, Yun Mu was unmoved.

Yuan Ze advised earnestly: "Listen to me and tell you first, and then make a decision after listening."

After listening to it, Yun Mu nodded and said, "Okay, you said."

Yuan Ze: "Do you still remember Sun Qiang? It was also from dawn."

Yun Mu: "Remember."

Yuan Ze: "That kid has a lot of acne on his face. Now he is all cured. Do you want to know why?"

Yun Mu: "Have you gone to the hospital?"

Yuan Ze looked mysterious: "No."

Yun Mu suddenly realized: "Oh, have you used that super secret recipe?"

Yuan Ze: "Bingo, you have learned to learn from one example and apply it to others!"

Yun Mu: "Do you think I should believe it?"

"San brother, you must believe it, this is true." Lin Hao came over and interrupted. When he was in the dormitory, Yun Mu ranked third by age. Lin Hao, the youngest, called him third brother very aggrievedly. Later, the name of the third brother gradually became famous, and many people in Shuguang Middle School called him Yun San brother.

Yun Mu: "What secret recipe is so powerful, and it is Chinese medicine?"

Yuan Ze: "Wrong, that's not medicine."

Yun Mu: "What is that?"

Yuan Ze: "It's a man!"

Yun Mu was stunned when he heard this and reacted quickly: "Oh, do you mean that person can cure diseases? Acupuncture?"

Yuan Ze quickly shook his head: "No, as long as it is a woman."

Yun Mu was confused: "What does it mean?"

Yuan Ze moistened his voice: "Xiaomu, I will tell you a story first. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Sun Qiang..."

Seeing Yun Mu glaring at him, Yuan Ze said seriously: "Sun Qiang had been fighting for acne in his first year of high school, and had a girl who was also fighting for acne in his second year of high school. This pair of dogs and women are quite unrestrained and went to check in a room not long after. What do you think? It's only been less than a few months, and the faces of both of them have been well!"

Yun Mu was surprised: "Is it true or false?"

Yuan Ze focused on it: "It must be true. Look, acne is commonly known as 'sausage seeds' in our place, also called 'sausage beans', which means that there is a commotion in the heart and something will grow on the face. As long as you vent that sausage, you will be done."

Yun Mu: "Are you turning around and scolding me for being slutty?"

Yuan Ze was righteous: "You are already sexy, but your eyes are a little high. Don't look at me like this. Come on, I'll show you the truth and reason with you. Today, I must convince you... First of all, I will tell you a phenomenon. In our school, anyone who has gone out to do a room will not have acne. Why is this? I went to check the medical book, and the book said that the lonely yin does not grow, and the alone yang does not grow. This is called harmony of yin and yang!"

Yun Mu almost fell off the hospital bed. He could not imagine what it would be like if a ignorant guy like Yuan Ze was holding a medical book.

Yuan Ze was very serious: "Don't think I'm joking with you. Think about it yourself, who would have acne for those who have had 'real man experience', such as me? I said a long time ago that when you were in junior high school, you should have Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia to have a triple-man tour, otherwise how could it be as miserable as it is now?"

Yun Mu: "You are encouraging young people to steal forbidden fruits. They are not harmonious and will be criticized by the defenders."

"No matter what the mother guard said, can't we be realistic?" Lin Hao looked angry and then introduced new evidence: "I didn't discover this secret before. If you think about it carefully, it's really like this. For example, my cousin was full of slutty face when he was in his freshman year, and later played with a girlfriend. In fact, the woman mainly liked the money at my cousin's family. This is not the point. Anyway, not long after, my cousin's face became smooth and slippery, like a little white face."

In fact, Yun Mu was a little moved. When he thought about the people around him carefully, it seemed that this phenomenon did exist. Unfortunately, his temptation was just like an opportunity and task. It was useless to just move his own heart, and someone had to cooperate. Now Yun Mu didn't plan to pick up his sister, so it was purely a demand for inferiority.

Yuan Ze also saw that Yun Mu was moved and took the opportunity to throw a bombshell: "Brother, among our group of brothers and sisters in distress, you were the only one who passed the First Middle School entrance exam. Everyone hoped that you would be willing to give us a sigh and have a few more No. 1 Middle School girls. Look at you now, are you worthy of our expectations?"

Lin Hao followed suit and stirred up the flames: "That's right, when I first entered No. 2 Middle School, I brag to my friends in the dormitory, saying that the class flowers of No. 1 Middle School are all floating clouds. As long as we, Brother Yun, will we take them all without any effort. But... Brother San, after seeing your situation in the past two years, I will no longer believe in love!"

Yun Mu was confused. Judging from the meaning of these two animals, it seemed that he had become a national sinner?

Yuan Ze said indignantly: "Don't you want to recover sooner and then take revenge?"

Lin Hao also said: "The losses in the past two years cannot be eaten in vain. Third brother, you must cheer up. When you recover from your illness, you will be beaten up by Lu Renjia Qian Mengru!"

The so-called "turnover" is a multi-functional word in local dialect, which is about the same as knocking down, falling down, and overturning. It has a wide meaning and sometimes it also means fainting. Usually, throwing a man overturns means knocking down the other party. And throwing a woman overturns means pushing down the other party.

"Dump? How can it be that simple!" Yuan Ze got involved in the role and said indignantly: "You must not let go of those two mistresses who turned against each other. If I were you, they would make their stomachs bigger. Then go to the old military doctor for the abortion that was so painful that it was, and then break up with them!"

Lin Hao was afraid that the world would not be in chaos: "Yes, let's burst their chrysanthemums again!"

Yun Mu was covered in black lines: "Have you finished speaking?"

"I'm done, may you be moved?" Yuan Ze was very excited. He reached out and dug out in his pocket. He took out a few wrinkled notes and handed them to Yun Mu: "I and Mouse have a hundred and fifteen to support you in your business!"

Yun Mu was confused: "One hundred and five?"

Yuan Ze was very understanding: "I know that with your temper, you will definitely not pick up girls now. Mouse and I thought of a way to get the best of both worlds. You don't have to pick up girls, you can get rid of acne!"

Yun Mu was very curious: "What's the magical way?"

Yuan Ze's mouth pulled out a curve: "It's very simple, go for a job!"

Yun Mu almost got out of bed. Is this the best of both worlds?

Lin Hao struck while the iron was hot and fanned the flames: "San brother, I went to the 'Second Sister Hair Salon' to inquire. There are 30 planes, 80 fast food, and 150 full sets. You go and make a full set!"

Yuan Ze followed and said, "Well, the effect may not be obvious at one time, so I will do it a few more times!"

With a huge cold sweat hanging on his forehead, Yun Mu felt sad and sighed that his experience of acne removal was too bumpy. He had transformed from a medical level to a romantic level. This cross-domain jump is unbearable.

"Hahaha, this kid is moved, I'm a genius!" Yuan Ze suddenly burst into laughter with a neurotic laugh, like Sakuragi Hanamichi, and it's endless: "Who can come up with such a great way except me? Hahahaha!"

Lin Hao smiled at Yun Mujian: "Third brother, it's better to act than to be moved! Let's go, get on!"

Yun Mu was amused and crying by these two tampers. He took a deep breath and said seriously: "If I want to say that I am a good person, you will definitely spit my saliva on my face. I may look for a lady in ten or eight years, but now I don't have that idea. At least, I won't hand over the first time to the lady."

As soon as he finished speaking, silence fell into the ward.

Yuan Ze restrained his smile and looked at Yun Mu very seriously: "Young man, congratulations, you passed the test!"

Yun Mu's face changed slightly. When he heard the word "test", he instinctively thought of the fairy sister. At this moment, Yuan Ze suddenly became mysterious, almost making Yun Mu suspect that his best friend also came from the nightmare world.

"I knew for a long time that someone who is so picky will definitely not just find a female general." After Yuan Ze said this, he looked mysterious and snapped his fingers at Lin Hao: "Mouse, go and bring her up."

Lin Hao also looked mysterious and left the ward without looking back.

Yun Mu: "What the hell are you doing?"

Yuan Ze: "Let me find a suitable partner for you."

Yunmu: "Do you help me find a partner?"

Yuan Ze: "I have thought about it seriously. If you don't have sex with a baby, you can only find a girl who is willing to sacrifice herself."

Yun Mu: "The little girl you met in an Internet cafe? What benefits did she give?"

"Am I such a person?" Yuan Ze snorted and said seriously: "Didn't you say before that there is a girl who likes you when you have acne on your face. Do you just have a serious relationship? Congratulations, I won the prize. I found a girl who has liked you for more than two years."

Yun Mu: "Your No. 2 Middle School?"

Yuan Ze: "Yes."

Yun Mu could see that Yuan Ze was not joking, but he regarded the girl's like as a joke and said sadly: "Two years? What she liked was me two years ago, right?"

Yuan Ze: "You are wrong, she knows your situation."

Yun Mu was stunned and unbelievable.

Yuan Ze: "Actually, you have seen each other several times in the past two years, in an Internet cafe."

Yun Mu couldn't describe his current mood, with some emotion, confusion, and curiosity about the unknown girl. In the end, he inevitably asked: "Who?"

Yuan Ze spit out two words with difficulty: "Liuya."

Bang……!

Yun Mu punched Yuan Ze on the shoulder and said angrily: "Your sister, isn't that the girl you like?"
Chapter completed!