Chapter 57: Diving Cheats
The two-goal lead made Wimbledon Athletics players feel safe, so they can start helping Chu Zhongtian score and feast their eyes.
But to outsiders, Wimbledon's game after leading two goals was a bit weird... Joe Xilin dribbled the ball into the penalty area. He had a chance to shoot, but after drifting past a defensive player, he hesitated for a moment. The opportunity to shoot was fleeting, and this hesitation had no chance to shoot again. He was also forced by the opponent's defender.
"It should be shot directly!" Ingrich complained off the court.
Xilin, who was holding the ball, felt the opponent's defender kicking him in the back, so he immediately screamed and fell to the ground.
"Penal!!" Some fans in the stands who were unknown to the truth shouted excitedly.
"Punishment!" The players of Wimbledon's penalty kick also raised their arms and shouted to the referee, even Wimbledon's goalkeeper Andy Bale, who was 100,800 miles from the opponent's penalty area, also raised his hands and shouted.
"Penal!!" Wimbledon players on the bench all jumped up from the bench and shouted with fists waving into the field.
Eames and Ingrich both turned their heads and looked at them strangely. In the past, the team had never seen them so excited to get a penalty kick... But amid the shouts of "penalties", the referee just hooked his fingers to Xilin, who was sitting in the mud pond, and signaled him to get up by himself.
"Damn!" Xilin slapped the puddle beside him, and the splashed mud water spilled his face, and some of it almost splashed into his eyes - one of the tricks of fake falls: After the fake falls did not deceive the referee, you must pretend to be very angry and behave. Never smile with apology or embarrassedly, because in that case, you will basically have no chance of your fake falls in this game. You must be angry, and let the referee see your anger. Only in this way can it interfere with the referee, and make the referee doubt whether the penalty just now is correct, so that the referee can change his original position when you next time you fall, and instead support you. So remember that fake falls is an art of deception. Has anyone seen a liar showing guilt and apologetic expression to the victim during the fraud process? No.
"Ph!" He spitted out the mud and water in his mouth hard and got up from the ground.
Sometimes players will take advantage of the game, and fake falls and cheat penalty kicks are the most common one. So Eames and Ingrich did not doubt Xilin's approach. They were just a pity - even if they didn't pretend to fall, they had hope of scoring the goal...※※※ During this period, Chu Zhongtian had nothing to do except concentrate on defense. Everyone was scrambling to cheat penalty kicks one after another... Even the honest Andy Sullivan pretended to fall in the penalty area in order to see the naked beauty. However, he still did not deceive the referee's ignorant eyes.
Then the team's captain Kevin Cooper took the game himself. He suddenly screamed while fighting in the penalty area, lost his center of gravity in the air, and fell to the ground.
"It must be a penalty this time!!" Philip in the stands roared. Xilin fell in the penalty area just now, but the referee said nothing. It made him very upset. Still come?
"This is an unquestionable penalty!" The Wimbledon player on the bench jumped up excitedly again.
Eames glanced at them. He could see clearly whether the penalty kick was a penalty. Kevin Cooper was just pretending to fall, and it was very clumsy. The other party just put his hand on his waist. He seemed to be a little electrocuted, twisted his body, suddenly lost his center of gravity, and fell to the ground.
Eames sighed: "Coopers is an honest man. This honest man fell so well..."
The second trick for fake falls: The fake falls emphasize the fact that there are false among the real, there are true among the fake, true among the fake, false, false, false and real. This is the highest level of fake falls. Just like lying to lie, saying too much like true must be lies, and if you say too false, then there is no need to say it. Only if you add truth to lies, three-point lies and seven-point lies true, and the key part is in those three points, can you achieve the best deception effect. The same is true for fake falls. Some people fall too exaggeratedly, and a little physical contact is like being hit by a heavy truck, which will definitely not deceive the referee.
Additional Note: There are some considerations for screaming when you fall when you fall. If it is too miserable, it must be fake. Therefore, the louder the screaming, the better. The miserable scream is more suitable for other places outside the penalty area. The purpose is to let the foul player eat one more card. However, in the penalty area, sometimes it is much more effective than screaming miserably.
So Kevin Cooper, who had no experience in fake falls, also lost.
※※※After Borger dribbled the ball into the penalty area, the opponent's defender rushed up. This time he used a fake move, as if he wanted to make a cross, forcing the opponent to shovel his ball, then quickly pushed the ball away, then the ball was plucked over the opponent's defender's legs, dragged the support foot behind, hanged the opponent's shoulder, then lost the center of gravity and fell to the ground, and the football rolled out of the bottom line.
This looked like a successful fake fall.
The fans and players present also heard the whistle of the referee, and their hearts trembled at the same time - is it finally the turn to award a penalty?!
So everyone turned their eyes to the judge in black clothes, watching him running into the penalty area expectantly, strange... Is the gesture wrong?
Generally speaking, if it is a penalty kick, the referee will definitely run into the penalty area after whistling the whistle, pointing his finger to the penalty kick point, and telling everyone clearly that this is a penalty kick. Although many referees' movements are not standard now and such important gestures are perfunctory, you can roughly know whether it is a penalty kick.
Now the black-clothed judge's hand was obviously not pointing at the penalty spot, but at the goal area!
Although the gestures of the penalty kick and the kick-off ball are the same, they are raised forward and downward, but the directions pointed are completely different... Pointing to the goal area means the goal ball.
The referee pointed to the goal area and signaled North Glenford United to kick off the goal. Then he walked towards Borger, who was still lying on the ground, with an angry and disbelief expression on his face, and took out a yellow card from his chest pocket... "This is a warning, boy. Don't try to play tricks under my nose!" After giving the yellow card to Borger, the referee lowered his head and wrote down his team name and number behind the sign, while saying to Borger, "In addition, his acting skills are slightly worse. If you don't hang your legs up, but are really shoveled and supported your feet, I think I should give you a penalty."
After saying this, the referee put the sign and pen into his pocket, then turned around and ran away.
"Damn it! If I really get hit by him, why would I call it a fake fall? I'll go down by myself..." Borger got up from the ground and complained, "In order to see a beautiful woman running naked, the price is really fucking great!" Because of this yellow card, he had to miss the next game - the accumulated number of yellow cards reached the standard of automatic suspension.
The third trick to fake falls: I can’t bear to let my child down and can’t trap the wolf. Fake falls are just a means. The essence is to actively create a penalty kick, and the fundamental purpose is to get a penalty kick. Sometimes, in order to achieve the goal, you have to pay a little price and sacrifice it. In order to make all this more realistic, the trauma on your body is also indispensable. However, experienced fake falls masters know how to minimize the trauma caused by the impact and avoid real injuries. They are often just a little bit of pain from being hit. They are a flaw and will be healed automatically after a while, without even the sequelae. It is a real risk-free and profitable deal.
Someone asked: What is the difference between fake falls and real falls?
This question is good. Everything in modern football is developing. The scavenger tactics that were popular decades ago have basically disappeared, and the rules are getting stricter. Therefore, the boundaries around fake falls and real falls around penalty kicks are actually becoming more and more blurred. In many cases, it is not easy to say that it must be fake falls, or that it must be a penalty kick. Therefore, when media and commentators talk about a controversial penalty kick, they will say that "can be judged or not", the key depends on the scale that the referee himself grasps.
Therefore, the highest level of fake falls is that there is real in fake, and there is fake in real. If it is fake, everyone thinks that it is a real fall. The party who was awarded a penalty deserves bad luck, and he is secretly happy in his heart. By the way, not only should the opponent be awarded a penalty, but he also needs to find a way to make the foul player be sent off by a red card. Not only can he score a goal, but he also can one less person on the opponent. The role of fake falls is considered to be exerted to the extreme.
Additional Note: You can't bear to let your child down and you can't catch the wolf. When using this trick, you must pay attention to the standard. Be careful not to make mistakes. If you steal a chicken, you won't lose the rice... Although the penalty kick is cute, if you are really tackled by the opponent because of cheating on the penalty kick, it will be a loss.
※※"The team is a little strange..." Ingrich murmured, "There is no penalty in the tactics, right?"
Eames shook his head: "I didn't mention the penalty kick, nor did I let them cheat the penalty kick."
"Why is this?" Ingrich couldn't figure it out. "Why do you care so much about penalty kicks?"
Several substitute players who were closer to the coaching seat had complicated expressions on their faces. They shrank their necks and remained silent. They dared not protest against the referee's good things that had ruined their times. You should know that although the beauty was tempting to run naked, the boss was even more terrifying... The referee obviously had seen that Wimbledon wanted to get a penalty kick. He didn't know why, he was already leading two goals, and there was no need to use penalty kicks to expand the score. Only when one side fell behind and there was little time left in the game, would he continue to do so, scrambling to fall in the opponent's penalty area... But no matter what reason he had, fake falls would not work! Fake falls were a huge insult to the referee, because it not only insulted the referee's IQ, but also insulted the referee's personality, so this was absolutely not possible!
In this way, Wimbledon did not get a penalty until the end of the first half.
After the first half, when he walked off the court, Xilin walked to Chu Zhongtian and patted Chu Zhongtian on the shoulder with a little dejected look: "It's so unlucky, I'm having such a referee! This is our home court!"
Chu Zhongtian shook his head: "It's not feasible to cheat the penalty kick by fake throws..."
Xilin glared: "Then do you think there is any way to guarantee that you can score in this game?"
"Let me get a few more long shots..."
"Don't mention it, there's no chance." Xilin interrupted him without mercilessly.
"I said, Jeep. The others are so excited because they don't know the truth. You know that there are no naked beauty at all, why do you care so much?" Chu Zhongtian didn't understand this problem throughout the first half. What's the point of helping him so enthusiastically?
"Do you want to score?" Xilin turned his head and looked at him.
Chu Zhongtian nodded: "Of course I want to score a goal, but my first ball at Wimbledon didn't want it to be scored by a fake fall." In fact, another very important reason is that this was presented to Emily as a birthday gift. If it was a penalty kick obtained by a fake fall, it would be too insincere... It was like buying a gift for Emily but buying a fake and shoddy product, which would only backfire.
Xilin looked at Chu Zhongtian with a serious look and laughed: "What should I say about you, Chu?"
Then he shook his head and walked away.
※※※Eames asked this question during the break: "Why are you so obsessed with creating penalty kicks in the first half?"
A group of people looked at each other, of course most of them looked at Chu Zhongtian.
Eames followed their gaze and turned his eyes to Chu Zhongtian: "You must have something to say, Chu?"
Chu Zhongtian, who was named, stood up and looked around, his teammates were all looking at him.
"Uh... that's it, boss." Chu Zhongtian scratched his head and said, "They all want to help me score the goal, it's that simple." He clapped his hands. He didn't mention anything about running naked, because he was not a fool, and knew that some things could be said, and some things would be better not to say. As for what to say, such as giving Emily a birthday gift, he couldn't say them.
"It's that simple?" Eames asked.
"It's that simple, boss." Chu Zhongtian replied.
Eames accepted his statement. He knew the fact that Chu Zhongtian had weak scoring ability and was also popular. If everyone wanted to help him score, it would make sense.
"Well, I'm happy that our team is so united. But I think your approach is too naive. Are you still three years old?"
The players thought the boss would criticize their behavior of cheating penalty kicks, but Eames said: "A intensive fake fall like you can only have the opposite effect! And they are also changing people. Isn't this clear telling the referee: 'We want fake falls! We want penalty kicks!'? Use your brain, guys!" Eames pointed to his temple and said, "If you are the referee, what would you think when you see such a situation? Will you let them do what you want? If you can cheat a penalty kick, the referee's IQ is not worthy of being the referee! You are an insult to him! And it is the biggest one! You have been playing football for so many years, don't you understand this principle yet?"
A group of people did not expect to be scolded by the boss in this regard. Although they were surprised, they did not dare to speak out.
"Don't play in the second half." Eames waved his hand after scolding him, "It won't be a good result if you continue playing. Your goal is destined to be impossible. I honestly play for me. I don't want to see you practice fake falls on the court in the rain. I warn you, this team is not weak. At their home court, we almost capsized. If you still have the mentality of playing, I can't guarantee what will happen in the second half."
One sentence makes everyone's hope of watching the beauty run naked.
Xilin gave Chu Zhongtian a sorry look: I can't help you, man!
Chu Zhongtian shrugged at him. He no longer wanted to rely on fake falls to score penalty kicks. If possible, he hoped to score this memorable first goal with his own efforts, give Emily this birthday gift, and then make Philip, who dared to look down on his scoring ability, give him a clown... ※※※At the break, a cafe called "Fat Boy" outside Kings Ranch was in a very good business, especially when it was cold, fans who had been frozen for forty-five minutes in the rain rushed in to ask for a steaming cup of coffee or buy a donut and a sweet belly.
Philip raised the disposable cup in his hand to avoid being touched. He squeezed out in the crowd with difficulty, and saw Kenny turning his back to him, bowing his waist, and his right shoulder kept shaking... Philip looked around and found that no one noticed their corner. "I said, Joseph, you can't stand it and go to the toilet..."
"What?" Kenny turned around and asked strangely. Taking advantage of this gap, Philip saw a piece of white paper placed in front of Kenny, with a row of hollow words written on it. Several letters were filled with black, and the rest were only black outlines. Kenny held a black marker on his right hand.
"What are you writing?" Philip approached, trying to see clearly.
"If you run naked, I think it would be better to hang this thing around your neck. I promise you will become famous by running, ha!"
Philip saw the paper saying: "Hi, I am Charles Philip. After my research, I found that running naked can strengthen aphrodisiacs!"
"Joseph Kenny—!!"
"Ah hahaha! Put down the coffee and be careful to burn you..."
"Don't worry, I will throw it on your face before it burns me!"
"Oh, it's so good to be young..." Colin John sighed like this while pointing his dv at two young men who were in a mess.
"If...I mean if." Old Bente, who was standing next to him with a coffee cup, said, "If Philip really ran down and ran naked, would you also take a photo of Emily as a birthday gift?"
John waved his hand indifferently: "What are you afraid of? Just code the key parts. Maybe I will use my later technology to write 'Happy Birthday, Your Highness' on Philip's back, hahaha!"
Chapter completed!