When Wang Ye was introduced into the room, Meng Lang found that everyone except Xiao Zizai who didn't drink alcohol was there, and even Guan Gu Shenqi, who recently joined the gang, was no exception.

At this time, everyone was sitting around a flying chess carpet bragging and drinking.

"Master, are you here? Come and sit down! You have been keeping your position C for you." Seeing that Mr. Meng enter the room, Zhang Chulan quickly waved to greet him.

"Here you guys, come! You guys can do it~ It's not long before Dali organized a girl party? Is it time to save up now?

Zhuge Qing threw him a can of a can and bravely traveled to the world: "Why do you talk so much nonsense? It's rare to have a day of free time. When you come to do it, you're all in the wine!"

Meng did not refuse, and pulled the pull ring open with a click, raised his head and poured it.

"Gudong...gudong-hiccup-"

After drinking a cup of cold beer, I felt refreshed and the feeling of being kicked out of the house by my wife suddenly dissipated.

Men are a very wonderful creature. When they gather together, as long as there is wine, they can generate infinite nonsense and fun.

Meng Lang was infected by the atmosphere in the room and naturally joined in and bragged and fucked everyone. After a while, he was drunk and fell asleep in a deep sleep without using Qi to suppress the alcohol...

It's amazing. That night, Meng's dream was again. Not only did he dream, but this dream also followed the previous plot of Meng Tuzi wandering around the country of Women and turned into a TV series.

Seeing that the scorpion spirit of the Gua Po-Magic Scorpion stopped the marriage team and wanted to rob the bride in the street, the irritable national teacher of the Kingdom of Women, who had just recovered his youth, immediately stepped forward to fight, and the two women fought together.

For a moment, the streets were dark and sand and stones were flying. The wedding team took advantage of the chaos to carry the bald waves into the queen's updated excavator bedroom.

"Holy Monk, you are here~" The queen of big and small eyes lifted up Meng's red veil.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself." Meng Tuzi retreated shyly.

"Holy Monk, today is a happy day for you and me to get married. Why does the husband and wife come from the saying that "respect for the family is important?"

"Okay, your majesty, please do it automatically."

There is no need to explain the subsequent plot in detail. In summary, you can basically summarize it in a short poem.

I and the master disguise the monk's robe, and the lotus tent warms up to spend the spring night.

Lightly tie and slowly twist and rub and pick again, and the king will not go to court early from now on.

In this way, Meng Tuzi was trapped in the Kingdom of Women, and was squeezed every day, living a life of deep and hot water.

Not only that, he also heard that his squinting apprentice found a beautiful girl who could cook in the Kingdom of Women, and the third apprentice of Finance and Misfortune also found a blue-eyed loli with abnormal minds in the Kingdom of Women, and the two got married one after another.

The second apprentice of the long-haired lazy ghost is even more excessive. He directly learned women's clothing in his daughter's country, perfectly interpreting what true self-sufficiency is.

Seeing that all his team members fell, Meng Tuzi, who was disheartened, stopped talking about the great cause of obtaining scriptures. He was flirting with the Queen of Big and Big Eyes every day, and lived a life that the TV station would not allow broadcasts.

It was not until the third month after the marriage that the queen, with a blushing face, walked out of the bedroom for the first time.

Not far behind her, her husband was following her.

Meng Tuzi regretted not being the first.

‘Amitabha! Why didn’t I practice martial arts at the beginning? Even if I just learn the iron-headed qigong! Uh... It doesn’t seem right. If I practice the iron-headed qigong in the wrong way, I can’t deal with the embarrassing situation now.’

Just as Meng Tuzi was thinking about it, he heard someone coming to report it outside the palace.

"Report—! Your Majesty! The national teacher fought with the Scorpion Demon for three months. He was captured just now and the Scorpion Demon broke in!"

"What!?" the queen was furious and looked at the ministers and said in a solemn voice, "Who will capture this beast with me?"

All the ministers were silent.

Just kidding, the national teacher’s combat power of the can can cannot beat the scorpion spirit by hand. Can they go up and deliver vegetables?

Just when the civil and military officials in the court were at a loss, there was a rumbling sound, sand and gravel filled the outer wall of the palace, and a huge piece of the outer wall collapsed.

"Tread!Tread!Tread..."

The heavy footsteps sounded from a distance, and as the smoke gradually dissipated, a graceful figure with a sturdy shoulder-resistant shovel gradually appeared.

The big-breasted scorpion spirit waved the shovel and pointed at the queen: "Dare you dare to compete with labor and capital to fight against men? You will buried them all!"

...

In reality, it is noon.

"Stop! Don't beat the spicy food again!"

Meng Lang shouted, sat up suddenly, and opened his eyes to see that the bad friends in the room looked at him with a look of fools. He blinked twice and smiled embarrassedly.

"What, brothers are there?"

Zhuge Qing came over with interest, squatted beside Meng Lang and raised his hand to hook his neck:

"Old Meng, everyone is very curious. Your Majesty doesn't want to stop now, and Your Majesty doesn't want to stop later. What dream did you have last night?"

Meng Lang:(￣ー￣)…

"Be your sister!"

"Why are you still cursing?"

"I didn't scold anyone, I'm telling the truth. Why are you not convinced? Well, now we will assign a new task today. You can inform Neon, who will fight Guan Gu and Yagyu to September 27 in advance, and whoever has any objection will beat him."

Zhuge Fox was covered in black lines: "...Okay, then who will go with me?"

"Aren't you very brave just now? Of course you should go by yourself!"

Zhuge Qing:(' ⌒′メ)!

"Men's surname, don't overdo it! Even if our country does not have a labor law, at least there is an animal protection law, right?

Penglai Island is so big, even after yesterday's incident, there are still more than a dozen left in those neon kendo sects. If they make trouble together, would you let me take the lead?"

"Okay~ Then I'll send you two more people. Apart from Zhang Chulan, you can take two of them away. There are no experts on Neon now. If the three of them go together, even if they can't beat them, it's still okay to run back and shake people."

"I'm just waiting for your words!"

Zhuge Fox agreed and pulled Wang Ye, who was still dozing beside him, and pulled him out of the door with a confused look on his face.

"Asheng, come here too. Aguan has changed his way of fireworks now. There are only three of us left in the house, so I will take you to Xiaolan Keshan to open your eyes. That's a treasure land!"

Watching the three of them go out, Meng twisted his sleep until his stiff neck and stretched leisurely: "It's not too late, so it's time for me to go back and take a look."

As he said that, Meng Lang stood up and walked out the door.

"Oh by the way, Chu Lan, come with me. While I have time in these two days, I, the master, will teach you the first class first."

"Okay Master! No problem Master!"

Zhang Chulan smiled and followed Meng happily, and was completely blinded by the joy of "the best master in the world to teach" and did not notice the gradually corner of his unscrupulous master's mouth.

The two returned to Meng Lang's original residence. Meng first glanced at him with a domineering attitude, and then confirmed that there were only two people inside and then pushed the door open.

"Baby! Didn't you say your hands were itchy recently? I brought you the sandbag!"

Zhang Chulan:∑(o_o;)???

"What?"

...

ps: First update.
Chapter completed!