Chapter 415 Feng Baobao's love anti-kill secret skills!
On the dining table, Meng smiled gently and served rice to the two girls.
"Come on, baby, try this snakeskin cucumber!"
"Give it, Dali, try this tiger-skin eggplant!"
"Eat more, it's not enough to have it in the pot~"
While greeting the girl to eat, Meng raised the rice bowl that was big in front of him like a show and started eating wildly.
His slightly deliberate posture and movements easily attracted the little girl's attention: "Meng Lang, have you also started practicing "Sixku Immortal Thieves"?"
Here comes! She finally asked!
A calm smile appeared on the corner of Meng's mouth, and his tone was humble and calm: "Well, "Liuku Immortal Thieves" is a very good auxiliary technique. I was too busy a while ago and had no time. This afternoon, I was free and I accidentally started practicing it."
When Zhuge Dali heard this, his eyes were filled with a light of seeking knowledge and said excitedly: "That's great! I'm systematically studying the eight wonders recently, and the progress is just stuck to judging what kind of person is suitable for practicing "Six Ku Immortal Thieves". You can be my observation target!"
Meng Lang:(O_O)…
"What?"
Seeing that Mr. Meng was confused, the little girl smiled and explained: "Didn't you say before that Sister Baoer was born to know "Liuku Immortal Thieves"? It just so happened that I was also very interested in this kung fu that can make people stay young forever.
So~ I conducted scientific observations and data comparisons on all the players in the Haoqi League who have practiced "Six Ku Immortal Thieves".
Zhuge Dali became more and more excited as he spoke. He took out his cell phone and started talking: "Based on my observations and inquiries about the parties involved, I found that if I wanted to get started with the practice of "Six Ku Immortal Thieves", the requirements for the qualifications of practitioners do not seem to be very high.
During the practice, another strange mind will become the biggest help for the introduction of "The Six Cu Immortal Thieves".
"What a weird mind?" A ominous premonition appeared in Mr. Meng's heart.
"Menglang, think about it carefully. Who are the people in the Haoqi League who have trained the Liuku Immortal Thief into the door so far?"
Mr. Meng looked up and recalled—Zhang Wei, Zhang Chulan, Lu Ziqiao, Du Jun, Zhuge Meng, Fu Rong, and Curry Sauce. It was probably these people.
"It seems you've already thought about it, so have you discovered what these people have in common?"
Meng Lang nodded silently, and it seemed that there were real commonalities.
That is to be able to eat...or be forced to eat.
Needless to mention the talented girls like curry sauce, Zhuge Meng and Fu Rong are also two foodie girls who are hidden.
In addition to them, other people who have learned about "The Six Ku Immortal Thief" are basically beaten by the society and have eaten the last meal for many years. These people generally have a better understanding of food and digestion than normal people.
Seeing that Mr. Meng was deeply in thought, Zhuge Dali smiled and picked up a crispy fried silverfish, opened his mouth and bit it, showing a cute and satisfying look on his face.
"Meng Lang, it seems you have already thought of it, right?" The little girl licked her rosy lips with unfulfilled desire and said excitedly, "I suspect there are two ways to get started with Liuku Immortal Thieves."
"One is to love food and be willing to fully understand the meaning of food, and then stimulate the reaction of the digestive system; the second is to simply practice to make yourself more able to eat, and the stronger the digestive system is, the easier it is to get started."
"Speaking of this, the requirements for practicing the Eight Tactics are really weird.
"The Strange Sect of Fenghou" requires practitioners to have strong computing power, "The Hundred Refinings of Gods" requires practitioners to have superb scientific creativity, and "The Six Cu Immortal Thieves" requires practitioners to have a foodie heart...
I always feel that after these eight-strange techniques meet some strange preconditions, even a fool without cultivation qualifications can easily learn them~”
Some fool who has no qualifications to cultivate by using plug-ins: ‘Thank you, I was offended!’
"Da Li, the future is long. You don't have to hurry up and study the eight-strange techniques. Let's have a meal first. If you don't hurry up, the baby will 'help you' again." Meng Lang waved his hand politely but embarrassedly, and decisively changed the topic.
"Oh!" the little girl agreed, and started to squeeze the rice. At the same time, the tangle and shyness flashed across her lowered little face.
After hesitating for a while, Zhuge Dali took a deep breath and finally made up his mind to fire the first shot of the "Battle of Defending Love".
She took off her little feet under the table from her slippers, trying hard to recall the angle of attack of the heroines in the bloody TV series, stretching her legs and gently exploring them...
"Hmm!?" Meng Lang on the opposite side instantly felt something was wrong.
Although the weather has turned cold, Meng relied on his deep skills... and was still a good idea to hell easily in the cold and heat, so he has always been accustomed to wearing convenient vests and shorts at home.
At this time, he found that there was a cool and smooth touch on his calves.
He looked up in confusion and saw Zhuge Dali's shy face slightly hanging.
"Menglang, I can't reach the red beef brisket."
"Ah? Ah... Oh!" Mr. Meng quickly picked a piece of beef of moderate size and was about to hand it to the little girl's bowl.
The little girl was not satisfied, but saw her gently lifting her delicate chin and opening her mouth slightly: "Hey, please! Ah~"
The girl's cute and cute face cleaning almost made Meng Lang's brain crash. She handed the chopsticks to her little mouth and her heart beat faster.
"Ao~Woo!"
Zhuge Dali took the beef and took the opportunity to bite it gently on the chopsticks. With his charming eyes that seemed anger and joy, he hit Meng again.
The visual impact on the table echoes the smooth touch under the table, making Meng's heart beat faster again, and he secretly said that he couldn't bear it.
I don’t know where the little girl learned the knowledge point, but if this continues... Meng Lang feels that he is afraid that he will lose his chastity at any time.
[Ding! It was detected that the host's heartbeat speed was accelerated independently to the critical point, and the passive causal law halo emperor engine was activated, lucky 999, lasting for five minutes.]
Meng Lang:( ̄ー ̄)…
‘If I remember correctly, this nonsense skill that wasted a high-level lottery before I got it, has never been activated since I got it. Now it has finally taken effect once, but it is still at the dining table?
What's the use of increasing luck during meals? Will I be blessed to avoid getting stuck with fish bones?’
Meng was silently complaining in his heart. Feng Baobao, who had been silently serving since the beginning, was reminded by a force in the dark. He tilted his head and remembered what Xu Si had told him on the train to the Magic City.
["Baby, Lao Meng is now a hot item. More than one girl has targeted him. Although you are not smart in this regard, fortunately your foundation is pretty good... Next, I will teach you a killer move. As long as you learn it carefully, I guarantee that Lao Meng will not run away with other girls!"
"Yeah, like the four elders, I'll listen!"
"Hmph~ Listen! My trick is called 'Use his way, and he will give his body', and the key is..."]
The next second, Meng Lang, who was obsessed with Zhuge Dali's beauty, was shocked to find that there was a soft and slippery touch on his other leg...
PS: Second update
Bow off the stage
Chapter completed!