Chapter 15 Uncle's Complex
Many girls have an uncle complex.
The so-called uncle complex is to like uncles and older mature men.
They have more or less Oedipus complex. Compared with the opposite sex of the same age, they prefer to push middle-aged men with successful careers and infinite charm on the bed. Even if they have no appearance, slightly fat body, and slightly small breasts, they are sweet loli in the arms of the uncle, a cute little pet, and a willful little princess. Their youth is a magic weapon, and naivety is also an advantage. More importantly, young people have to struggle for many years to have money and status, and choosing an uncle is a step in place.
The bad uncle is the little loli's poison!
Shuangshuang’s favorite movie is "This Killer Not Too Cold". She has watched it many times and shed tears many times. She likes the movie Uncle Lyon, wearing sunglasses, windbreaker, silent and charming smile. She drinks milk after killing people, and brings a pot of green plants every time she moves. Shuangshuang wants to follow such a handsome and cool middle-aged uncle to wander around the world and kill people and rob. She wears a campus-style skirt and boots, and always fantasizes about meeting her Uncle Lyon.
La Shi Yan said: Li Jufu’s uncle is a strange uncle. He asks me to wear school uniform every time he dates.
Shuangshuang said: Oh, my god, where is my weird uncle? I'm waiting so hard.
Shuangshuang’s weird uncle is a tall, rich and handsome father.
A middle-aged fat man wore a thick gold chain around his neck, a big belly, and an old man's shirt with a round neck. He prefers shirtless in summer. This man is called Gopifu, a nouveau riche. He won a huge prize in his early years by buying welfare lottery tickets. He should be the first person in China to wear a wig and a mask to receive the prize. Since then, there have been many imitators, and we can see the face of the winner disguised on TV. Gopifu is very creative and opened a restaurant with the bonus. Every Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, he will broadcast the program on TV on demand. He said in Mandarin with dialect characteristics: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, our seafood restaurant will thank the customers...
Shuangshuang called him Uncle Gao, and their acquaintance was purely accidental.
That day, Gao, Rich and Handsome celebrated their birthday, and many classmates gathered at his house. Dalizi, Li Jufu, Shuangshuang, Lashiyan, Zhang Daoxue, and other classmates in the class all held birthday parties for him at Gao, Rich and Handsome's home. The rich and handsome parents were not at home, and these children had a very happy time. They fought cake battles, drank a lot of beer, champagne, orange juice and yogurt, and made a fuss until midnight. Everyone was dizzy and slept in the living room. The rich and handsome dragged Zhang Daoxue to his room, and in the words of Gao, Rich and Handsome: I've done her, I've sex her.
That night, the tall, rich and handsome father also got the two.
The sofa in the living room was full of people. They yawned, patted their mouths with their hands, went straight upstairs to open a door, and she threw herself on the big bed and fell asleep - this is the bedroom of the tall, rich and handsome parents.
In the middle of the night, the tall, rich and handsome father came back. He was also drunk and muttered drunken words: Please pay attention to reversing, please pay attention to reversing. After he entered the bedroom, he saw a girl in school uniform sleeping on the bed. He burped and went up to hug her. Both wanted to refuse and greet her, but half-pushed and half-wrinkled. While shouting, "Uncle Gao, don't," he hugged Uncle Gao's neck.
At that time, Shuang weighed 80 kilograms, but in Uncle Gao's arms, he seemed to be dependent on others. He took off his school uniform and after the sound of slapping, they completed the process of exchanging body fluids.
Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, you bully me.
Uncle Gao said: I'm drunk. You are my son's classmate. How old are you?
Shuangshuang said: My name is Shuangshuang. He is only 17 years old, it hurts so much.
Uncle Gao said: Are you a virgin?
Shuangshuang is not a virgin, but she nodded solemnly. She pretended to be very similar, pouted, looked innocent, and her eyes were filled with tears, just like a beautiful girl in an anime. Uncle Gao wiped Shuangshuang with toilet paper, and Shuangshuang was squeezing. Uncle Gao bounced the paper ball into the trash can and asked: Are you not bleeding?
Girls pretend to be virgins, and they find excuses:
The bicycle is so bad, the seesaw is stumbled, the jump rope is falling, the sanitary tampon is poked, etc.
Most girls rely on bicycles and are shot while lying on their bicycles; some cunning girls will say they have masturbated; and some more cunning girls will deliberately choose to go to the two days before and after menstruation, which will make it easier to disguise themselves as a virgin.
Shuangshuang had many tricks, and her black eyes turned, looking pitiful. She shed a few tears and said with sobs: Actually, I practiced dancing in junior high school, and once the splits... the hymen broke and bleeding.
Uncle Gao said: Be good, don’t cry anymore, uncle hug you. Don’t tell others about today’s affairs.
Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, I won’t tell you. This is our little secret. Will I get pregnant?
Uncle Gao said: How could it be such a coincidence? Don’t think about it. For this 100 yuan, you will have breakfast at school tomorrow.
Shuangshuang was a little angry and widened her eyes and said: Uncle Gao, who do you think of me?
Shuangshuang left the room crying, but was seen by Dalizi. Uncle Gao chased after him and drove Shuangshuang home.
He is 42 years old and she is 17 years old.
Girls have an uncle complex, and strange uncles also have a virgin complex.
Shuangshuang didn't want Uncle Gao's money. After a few days, Shuangshuang ran to Gao's rich and handsome father's restaurant. She said that she lost her phone and wanted to borrow money from Uncle Gao to buy a new phone. Uncle Gao gave her an old phone with dual-slot and double-stay. He wanted Shuangshuang not to come to him in the restaurant in the future. There was a card in her phone and she would call when she needed to contact her.
In the following month, they dated several times and seemed to have really fallen in love.
They went to a hotel to check in together. Uncle Gao was rich, but he was very stingy. He chose a very cheap hotel every time. Shuangshuang jumped happily on the bed, thinking that the mattress was not very soft, so Uncle Gao asked Shuangshuang to lie on his stomach, and he called her a baby egg. Although the school uniform was ugly, the strange uncle liked it. Sometimes he would force her to do her homework and then carry her to the bed for a while. The sound of the strange uncle was accompanied by the roar of the strange uncle. He kept saying, Shuangshuang, calling him dad, calling him dad. The strange uncle sometimes also wanted to wear a school uniform to help Shuangshuang do her homework. He might feel like he was regaining his first love.
They went on a self-driving trip to other cities together, both of whom had the naughty and cuteness unique to underage girls. When they were queuing up to buy tickets in the scenic area, the little girl walked around her uncle, and muttered to her words: Uncle, I want to gush you, I want you to love you forever
I was tired of playing, so I acted coquettishly and shook my hands to ask Uncle Gao to carry her. The uncle smiled and carried the little girl on her back to watch the zebra and brown bear together. Others thought they were father and daughter, but the little girl said to a hawker selling candied haws: He is my boyfriend.
The middle-aged uncle sat on the flower bed and rested on the flower bed. He smoked, vomited smoke rings, and she blew bubble gum.
Uncle Gao said: I will eat bubble gum.
Shuangshuang glanced at him, spit the bubble gum into the palm of his hand, and used his hand to pull it into two pieces, and pinched the small piece with his fingers.
Uncle Gao looked at her for ten seconds in depression.
Shuangshuang pouted and said: Why use the word "divided"?
Uncle Gao smiled and wanted to take the piece of chewing gum, but Shuangshuang stuffed it into his mouth and said: Come and grab it.
Uncle Gao hesitated a little and looked around. There were so many tourists around him. I wonder if he would meet acquaintances here.
Shuangshuang closed his eyes, raised his face and said: What are you afraid of? No one knows us.
A middle-aged uncle kissed a minor girl, and the canna in the flower bed was blooming brightly. At that moment, they forgot themselves, and the beauty of the world lost its sound and color.
The most heart-warming encounter is the saddest parting!
This middle-aged fat man has allergic skin. He had a lot of herpes on his chin, such small yellow blisters, and white dead skin on the edges. His wife asked him in wonder: You are over forty and still have acne? He didn't reply, but made a naughty move - sticking out his tongue. His tongue was also covered with herpes, dense, yellow and transparent. He felt itchy and scratched his tongue hard with his fingers. Several herpes were scratched and yellow pus flowed from the corners of his mouth. When his wife left and he was the only one in the room, he spitted and said: Damn, athlete's foot is also contagious!
Both have athlete's foot. This girl doesn't pay much attention to hygiene, and her feet are extremely smelly.
Once, the drunk Uncle Gao licked her feet, and herpes grew on her chin and tongue. He began to feel disgusted and no longer contacted her. Men were fond of the old and old, and Uncle Gao quickly hooked up with the waitress wearing cheongsams in the restaurant and became a gangster. Both fell in love. During that time, she began to give up on herself, overeat, gained a lot of weight, and became very manic, and often quarreled with classmates in the class for no reason.
Li Jufu said: Let’s rate the fungus in the class, it’s not connotation.
Dalizi said: Goddess Zhang Daoxue, seven-point black fungus, two-point black fungus, three-point black fungus, three-point pink fungus.
Li Jufu said: It’s too good to be happy, I feel that I have successfully quit masturbation, and Zhang Daoxue can’t tempt me at all.
Dalizi said: Your sister, quitting masturbation is like quitting drugs.
The rich and handsome guy said: You two, who will help me practice the number of Warcraft?
Li Jufu said disdainfully: Negou (online language, referring to people who play "Warcraft" game), get out.
The rich and handsome man said: zombies dare to scold Wower (wower, the same meaning as above)?
Shuangshuang said: Hello, what are you doing just now? Who are you giving me a score?
La Shityan said: Please, don’t mention my name behind the scenes.
Shuangshuang said: It’s so disgusting, it’s really disgusting.
Dalizi said: Your sister, why? Have you stopped stinging successfully?
Shuangshuang said: You go and eat (online language:??, that is, feces).
Li Jufu said: She asked you to eat a bowl of Rexiang (Internet language, meaning of hot shit).
Zhang Daoxue said: What are you quarrels about? Class is coming soon.
Shuangshuang said: Zhang Daoxue, they just said bad things about you.
Zhang Daoxue said: It’s enough if the tall, rich and handsome guy doesn’t say bad things about me.
The rich and handsome man said: Xueer, don’t pay attention to them.
Shuangshuang said: Oh my god, I'll go find your dad tomorrow.
Gao, rich and handsome: Are you looking for a draw?
Shuangshuang said: If you dare to touch me, you will try it. You will have no charm and no demeanor!
Li Jufu used his fingers to make a gun-shaped body. He frowned and farted loudly at everyone, and everyone pinched their noses and spread them.
Shortly after that, Shuangshuang sent a text message to Uncle Gao: I'm pregnant, uncle, I think this matter is a big deal.
Shuangshuang instigated La Shi Yan to rent a house and have children, with the purpose of borrowing her urine to blackmail Uncle Gao. This black-bellied girl is very smart and knows that Uncle Gao will definitely verify the authenticity, so she put the urine in a voodoo doll and carried it with her. Uncle Gao asked Shuangshuang to a small hotel and asked her to use pregnancy test strips for testing.
Shuangshuang said: Look, I can't pee.
Uncle Gao said: Then go to the bathroom.
Shuangshuang secretly put the urine of Shit Yan into a paper cup in the bathroom, then took it out, and inserted the pregnancy test paper into the urine in front of Uncle Gao. After a while, the result of being pregnant was shown.
Shuangshuang lay on the bed, holding her face, crossed her feet and said: Oh my God, I didn’t expect that I want to be a mother, uncle, do you like boys or girls?
Uncle Gao hugged her, lay beside her, and said softly: You are still a child.
Uncle Gao tried his best to coax Shuangshuang to have an abortion, but Shuangshuang tug her cheeks and kept shaking her head. Uncle Gao told Shuangshuang: It is impossible for him to divorce. The child will not have a father at birth and will not be able to register for the household registration. There will be countless troubles in the future. If he cannot give his child happiness, why should he come to this world?
Uncle Gao asked tentatively: Have you ever had sex with someone else?
Both jumped up, put their waists on their waists, and said angrily: Then be born and have a paternity test, and you will know if it is your species.
Uncle Gao began to please Shuangshuang in every way, saying that drug abortion is the simplest and most convenient, and it does not delay going to school. After taking medicine for three days, your stomach hurts for a while, and all your worries will be gone. If you pass the 49-day deadline, you can only choose an abortion. Lying on the cold operating table and spreading your legs, the abortion will be particularly painful.
He said to Shuangshuang: Do you know what cervix is? You just give the fetus a poison injection first, then put your hand in, and use a small spoon to dig out the dead child... It's better to choose a drug miscarriage.
Shuangshuang was frightened and her expression was stiff. After a long time, she said: OK, I'll go buy medicine.
Uncle Gao took out 200 yuan from his wallet, and he said: Drug abortion doesn’t cost much.
Shuangshuang frowned and said in great disgust: I don’t want your money. I will ask my mother for money and I will go buy medicine tomorrow.
Shuangshuang thought to himself: Damn, it costs 200 yuan
I want to send me away, wait, you're in my hands this time!
After Shuangshuang returned, Uncle Gao kept sending text messages to ask, but Shuangshuang ignored him for several days. Uncle Gao had to go to the school gate to find Shuangshuang. Shuangshuang said that her mother would not give her money, and she didn't know how to tell her mother. Uncle Gao pulled her into the car and took out the abortion pills she had bought. Shuangshuang reached out to abort and cried and said: Uncle, I want to give birth. I really like children. This is the crystallization of our love.
Uncle Gao was helpless and had to tempt her. He gave her money twice, the first time was 5,000 yuan and the second time was 30,000 yuan.
The first time, both promised an abortion, but they went back on their word. This willful little girl said a lot of hypocritical words.
The second time, Uncle Gao gave her 30,000 yuan, and she promised to go to the hospital with him for an abortion. When registering, Shuangshuang ran away. Uncle Gao was anxiously looking for her in the hospital. After a while, he received a text message that made him laugh and cry. Shuangshuang said: I hope this farewell is not a farewell forever. I still love you. Uncle, I am a little sad to be so bad to you. I am afraid that I can't extricate myself from your obsession with you. Goodbye, Uncle, I will give birth to the child and raise it alone. I love you, I love my baby.
Uncle Gao finally tore his face apart and replied to the text message saying: Even if the child is born, he will never admit it.
During that time, the students had summer vacation, and Uncle Gao could not go to Shuangshuang's house to find her. The relationship between the two was in a cold war. Uncle Gao left all kinds of dirty words in the text message, greeted her parents and the 18th generation of ancestors, and threatened to find the underworld to kill her whole family, but Shuangshuang would not reply. A few days after school started, Shuangshuang knew that Uncle Gao would not give up, so she took the initiative to attack. She tried every means to find Uncle Gao's wife's phone number, and then forwarded the text message record and the photos of the pregnancy test paper to his wife.
Behind each weird uncle there is a weird aunt.
Both underestimated the woman's jealousy and hatred, which was enough to kill a person.
Uncle Gao's wife is a fat woman with a ruthless face and a ruthless heart. She once beat the waitress in the store who had an affair with her husband to death.
The next day, Uncle Gao sent a text message to Shuangshuang, saying that his wife was furious and overturned several dining tables in the restaurant. After a night of trouble, the two of them would definitely divorce. Uncle Gao deliberately eased the relationship and became gentle and considerate. He encouraged Shuangshuang to give birth to the child and promised to marry Shuangshuang after the divorce.
Shuangshuang replied to the text message and said: Uncle, you finally figured it out.
A few days later, Uncle Gao said that he was going through the divorce procedures. He asked Shuangshuang to have a picnic in the mountains and gave Shuangshuang some money to buy nutritional supplements. Shuangshuang thought about it and went with him happily.
The dishwasher in the restaurant confirmed to the police that that afternoon, the boss and his wife drove to the wild barbecue. He helped to carry the grill into the car. There were grilled forks, lamb skewers and various barbecue ingredients in the trunk of the car.
Uncle Gao tricked Shuangshuang into the mountain. His fat wife hid in the gravekeeper's cottage in advance. The cemetery was usually deserted and was very suitable for killing people. No one knew about Shuangshuang's pregnancy. Uncle Gao's wife had murderous intentions. After conspiracy, they planned to kill Shuangshuang to eliminate future troubles. In that cottage, Uncle Gao inserted a barbecue fork into Shuangshuang's neck, and Shuangshuang was scared. Uncle Gao's wife had a blue face and inserted an iron tag into Shuangshuang's belly, swearing while slogging.
Shuangshuang struggled desperately, pulled out two iron tags from her belly and tugged them hard at Uncle Gao's wife's arm. She ran out of the cottage crying, and was dragged back by her hair. Finally, she was brutally killed by the couple. After Shuangshuang's death, Uncle Gao's fat wife still did not stop. She stuck the remaining iron tags on Shuangshuang to vent her hatred. She brought the two iron tags on her arm back home, which was also the reason why the police did not find them at the scene.
Uncle Gao took away the cell phone he gave to Shuangshuang and threw the bag into the cemetery.
Afterwards, the police found these two important physical evidence in his home.
According to the clues provided by Dalizi, the case was quickly solved and the truth was revealed. The special case team did not understand what happened to the children nowadays and what they were thinking every day. Perhaps, they lived in a depressed environment for a long time, and were confused inside, and could never find their own answers to the future. As they mocked themselves, if they could not get into college, the boy would have to move bricks on the construction site, and the girl would work as a reinforcement worker on the construction site.
On the day the special case team left, when the national flag was raised early in the morning, two students carried their bags and left the school forever.
The teacher stopped Li Jufu and Da Lizi at the school gate.
The teacher asked: Where are you two going?
Li Jufu said: Let’s go around.
The teacher threatened: Go back and raise the flag, otherwise you will be fired.
Li Jufu shrugged and said: It’s up to you.
The teacher said: Are you crazy?
Li Jufu said: Anyway, I have to go to move bricks after graduation, so I won’t go to this shit.
The teacher said: Don’t regret it.
Dalizi said: Tell you, we are leaving this damn school, as well as dog days textbooks and homework. We are going to Tibet, Lijiang, Shennongjia, and we are going to hike the whole country...
Professor Liang said: Oh, it’s so good to be young, I really envy them.
Bao Zhan said: I suddenly like these two children very much.
Hualong shouted: You two are cut by letter.
Su Mei said: Hello, wait, do you need a police car to take you away?
Li Jufu waved his hand and said no, big leopard raised his middle finger at the dragon, and they whistled an English song and set off.
The red flag fluttered over the school, and two teenagers left the campus amid the national anthem. They carried their luggage, faced cold eyes and ridicule, embarked on a vast unknown journey, heading towards the distance, and their figures gradually drifted away...
That English song is called "Light-dressing"—
There seems to be double the pressure and burden on my shoulders
Feel like I am carrying a load every day
Walk through the road of setbacks and cross the river of pain
Keep picking up pebbles on the road
I swayed, moving forward with bumpy straits
There is a path full of troubles in front of you
I dragged these loads and pain hard
And every step I feel like my back is going to be crushed
Until I found it
Removed all my load
Walking on the river beach
I've removed the load
Now I'm moving forward with lightweight
My spirit is rising
Chapter completed!