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Chapter 20 The Sacred Sewer

After a storm, a 38-line veil was drawn between Wang Chen and the cucumber spirit. The cucumber spirit knelt in front of Wang Chen and looked unhappy.

"What the hell are you going to do? It was you who brought Gua Master, you who signed the contract, you who used the knife, you who was fucking or you who were the individual?" Cucumber Spirit said contemptuously.

"Shut up, otherwise you will be sliced ​​tonight." Wang Chen smiled awkwardly and threatened with a tough look on his face.

"Get out, if you weren't worried that your broken knife would defile my pure and flawless body, would you think this thing could hurt Mr. Gua? Little brat, do you know what your Mr. Gua is?" The cucumber spirit glanced at the knife in Wang Chen's hand and said disdainfully.

"Then tell me, what is your identity? Is it a human or a demon? Where is your home? How old is it?" Wang Chen raised his eyebrows and asked a question he was very concerned about.

"Ha, I'm not afraid of scaring you to death when I say it. I'm the romantic Hunyuan Continent who is loved by all the spring girls. The romantic and handsome Gua Ye, who is born to grow long and short, is the best. I live in the No. 3 vegetable garden No. 8, the nameless land of Guazi Hutong, Twilight Land. As for age... According to your human algorithm, I'm all because of my loss." Cucumber Spirit said with two thin arms on her hips and said arrogantly.

After saying this, Wang Chen was very thundered. It was indeed not a serious thing, but it could be long or short. Do you dare to be more obscene? When you think about taking this thing with you in the future, Wang Chen felt that it would be better to have a cold meal for his own sake.

Seeing Wang Chen looking at him maliciously, the cucumber spirit curled his lips and said, "Mr. Gua knows that you are jealous of Gua's beauty, but Gua doesn't care. But if you want to eat Gua, be careful that I will die with you."

After seeing through his mind, Wang Chen raised his sword a little embarrassedly and said, "Okay, if you don't want to become a fertilizer from nature, then honestly tell me what you can do? If you can still use it, I will be very compassionate and play with it."

"What's the use? If you are a beauty, I'll be very useful. Unfortunately, you are a man and have no eyes. This way, we don't like each other anyway. Why don't we terminate the contract? We have dreams in the world and each have their own wonderful things?" The cucumber spirit spread his opinion.

"What does it mean? You still discriminate against gender?" Wang Chen asked with a frown.

"Get out, Master Gua, I am such a superficial Gua, but Master Gua is so kind of suitable for finding a beauty to make a contract instead of a person who doesn't know how to scatter and eat it every day." Master Gua explained with his expression that you don't understand me.

Wang Chen thought about it for a moment and figured out what this guy said, but he felt that he was too dirty. He shook his head and put the knife on the cucumber spirit and asked with a smile, "Do you like garlic or sesame oil?"

The cucumber cut out, but instead sat on the knife and said, "Master Gua, I said, this thing can't hurt me. I've been born to raise it and practiced for so long. You, a small broken knife, are considered a ball."

When Wang Chen heard this, he didn't believe it, so he grabbed the cucumber essence and rubbed it with a knife twice, not to mention that there were not even scratches.

"Can you stop touching me with your rough broken hands? I am a normal gender and only love beauty and not a staple!" The cucumber spirit disliked and spread Wang Chen's hand and stood on the bed.

Seeing that his knife really couldn't hurt this thing, Wang Chen was a little difficult to do. This dog-good guy seemed to be really not afraid of his own threat.

"It's quite strong, let's talk about it. The contract has been signed. I can detect the restrictions on you. Although it is not big, you don't want to live a bad life, right? It depends on your appearance and your cultivation is quite high. If you can help me, I wouldn't mind finding you a female cucumber." Wang Chen said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"Who is the mother cucumber? I used to be with queens, saints and other geniuses from all over the world, and you are just a weak cock. Gua Ye is not a hit. Although I don't know what method you used to get Gua Ye, to be honest, you can't go far with your talent." The cucumber spirit sat on the bed, knocking her legs crossed her legs and said carelessly.

"Since you are so powerful, then it would be a great pleasure to take off as a weak cock. When you go out to brag with others in the future, you will have the capital, right?" Wang Chen was not angry. He was telling the truth. His talent was just a low-end.

"Hmph, why should Mr. Gua help you? I slept well in the vegetable garden, but you signed a contract when I woke up. If I had known it, I would not have been so heavy." The cucumber spirit muttered. It seemed that the contract with Wang Chen was difficult to accept.

"Then there is nothing I can do. Although I can't hurt you, I can limit your movements. Just as the toilet in the dormitory is a bit blocked, can you grow and break? Why don't you give in and make some contributions?" Wang Chen said quietly.

"Uh, I will never give in until death!" the cucumber spirit shouted.

Wang Chen grabbed this guy without saying a word and walked to the toilet. While walking, he used a contract to control the guy to grow a lot. He aimed the cucumber sperm's butt at the toilet. Wang Chen said with a smile, "I have to make some contributions in my life. Don't worry, I won't dislike you whenever the toilet in any house is blocked in the future, I will take you to play with you."

A few drops of juice suddenly slid down from the cucumber essence's forehead. Although he was still gritting his teeth and insisting, Wang Chen had already started to hold him and slowly lean against Wang Chen's toilet.

"My body and even my body and mind are sacred! I will never surrender!"

"The holy body is about to enter the sewer."

"Drafting uncle! Move away quickly!"

"A little more~"

"Damn, be careful, I'll explode!"

"I can definitely stuff you into the toilet before you self-destruct!"

"You fucking..."

"You're talking nonsense and it's really going on! I'll count three times!"

“3!”

“2...”

“..1…go…”

"Damn it! Stop it! I'll take it aside! I'll move it away quickly, otherwise I'll die with you even if I'm really involved in Gua Master's cultivation." Finally, the cucumber essence was really fragrant. Wang Chen was also very conscious of the cucumber essence. He put down the toilet lid without saying a word and threw it on the toilet.

"Tell me, if you talk nonsense, you will have no chance." Wang Chen asked with a smile.

"I didn't fool you. What I just said is true. As for what I can do? To be honest, although I am a spiritual medicine, I have already been spiritual. After you take it, I will not say that you can't stand the retribution of "people", let alone you can't digest my Yuanli at all." Cucumber Spirit said with annoyance.

"Then you are just a decoration? Then you should use it as a toilet stick." Wang Chen frowned and said in confusion.

"Get out, I dare to threaten me with the toilet again. It's ugly to make you die. I just don't want to break the contract. It doesn't mean I can't do anything to you? Master Gua, I have lived for tens of thousands of years. Do you really think Master Gua, I'm sleeping a lot?" Cucumber Spirit said angrily.

"Haha, don't say so much. I have learned about the contract. Although I don't know what you can do, I have to provide you with a certain amount of spiritual herbs every month. Do you want to eat rice?" Wang Chen glared. The reason why he was so anxious was because the contract was really a bit scam. Who knows how many herbs this thing needs to eat in a month.
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