Chapter 302 Wanted Eunuch Author
After the two walked and announced their death notices to each other, the hall was filled with joy and everyone began to discuss work happily.
"Speaking of this, why do you Yiwei need to cooperate with us?" Leyu asked: "Or is this kind of cooperation between the fourwei very common?"
He sat on the side with the rua fat orange cat. His role in cooperation is obviously to be a mascot to inspire the team atmosphere, or he already knows that he cannot get the initiative in this cooperation, so he simply lets the secretary do his job.
Speaking of the secretary, Leyu looked at the sunny and refreshing loyal dog poem Huaifeng and felt that it was not very good; he thought about his younger brother, who was a ruthless tool, and felt that it was not very good.
The main reason is that the gender is not right.
After getting used to Qing Lan as a secretary, Le Yu always feels that if a man becomes a secretary, it seems like there is something more. Is this difficult to go from extravagance to frugality?
It was nothing before, but when I saw a beautiful girl in charge of holding a cat as a subordinate, Leyu suddenly became unbalanced. After all, they are all used as tool users, and Leyu of course also wants to have a good-looking tool user. Just like players who play games will pinch a character with beautiful lines, even if they can only look at the back, they can at least make themselves pleasing their backs!
Fortunately, Leyu did not show his envy on his face, otherwise the rooster would definitely sit in the girl's arms and strode cats, provoking himself with his eyes that looked like One Piece Momonosuke. At that time, the ice-blooded constitution would not be able to suppress Leyu's anger that burned through his belly.
But Leyu just thinks about it. If he really wants to change to a beautiful secretary, he is the first to object. If Qinglan finds out, he will probably go to Yanjing to confiscate Leyu's crime tool that day.
Zhao Ye Bai's head raised lightly: "In the past, there were very few cooperation between the four guards, but in recent years, after taking over the Statistics Department, the cooperation has been more than before. After all, the Statistics Department is very useful. The list matters are of great importance, and it is necessary for a court organization to stand up for it to prove its credibility. The Statistics Department is the best choice among the Four Guards."
"Actually, it's just here to take the blame." Zhang Chan Chenchen scratched the fat orange cat's chin and sneered: "But we don't have to worry about debt, and as long as we don't launch Yan Jing's list, will people from the outside area still dare to bite us?"
Leyu nodded. As for why Yiwei had to send the inspector who had a feud with him to cooperate with him, he would not ask - it was nothing more than the word "check and balance".
Moreover, the list is the first person to be responsible for by the Liwei. Yiwei is just an assistant, which is equivalent to drinking soup. However, if the rank of Chan Chenchen can suppress Leyu to obtain the initiative in the list, the position of the host and the guest will be exchanged at that time, and it will be hard to say whoever eats meat and drinks the soup.
"So, can we still call the information resources of the Statistics Department?" Le Yu sat up, picked up the iced honey pork tea and took a sip: "Even if there is no intelligence resources, at least we can entrust the Statistics Departments of each district to spread our list, right?"
Zhao Yebai nodded: "The Statistics Department is independent of each other and has no unity, but the publicity list is not harmful to the Statistics Department, and it can also strengthen the reputation of the Statistics Department. They should be willing."
"It seems that the Statistics Department can really help us a lot, so don't say I won't give you Yiwei face." Leyu extended his hand and greeted: "What are your Yiwei's requirements? Tell me, do you want to have a place on the list, or do you want to launch a list that will benefit you? For example, the 'Cuteest Young Girl List'?"
He wanted to have an attack, but the words "Li Yu" did not refer to it. Instead, he did not respond to his attack, so he had to lower his head and rub the fat orange cat's ears.
Zhao Yebai stretched out three fingers: "Director Xie has three suggestions."
"First, I'm absolutely not in a state of urgency. After all, this list was issued by Yanjing Statistics Department. Director Xie cares about the reputation of the Statistics Department - yes, although our Statistics Department kills people, sets fire and scatters, we have never broken our promises or spread rumors."
"Second, a criminal statistics reward list is launched, and the bounty is produced by the Statistics Department. This list is controlled by our Statistics Department, but you will be reviewed before each issue is released. If you have any objections, we can discuss it again."
"Third, no list can show the Statistics Department's figures."
Leyu nodded thoughtfully and asked, "Is Yanjing Statistics Department planning to whitewash?"
Zhao Yebai smiled without saying a word, and snorted coldly with a cicada Chenchen.
It also requires credibility on the list, launches the criminal reward list, and hides the figures of the Statistics Department. The Sima Zhao of Yan Tong's heart is obvious. They rely on being a cesspool to rise in the past two years. They are no longer willing to continue to be a cesspool in the court, but want to strive for higher fame and higher positions.
After all, the Statistics Department is a temporary work product. Huiyao's court has no position as the Statistics Department. Once the world is stable, the Statistics Department will be immediately cut off by the court because of insufficient KPI. I am afraid that the 35-year-old mid-life crisis will have to go to the sea to find a rich woman to support him.
If they want to completely fix the Statistics Department, their achievements are obviously not enough at present - who can't do anything like killing and setting fires - they need to make contributions and establish morality.
Leyu immediately understood that Yiwei was not just to assist Liwei, but Yiwei also wanted to help Yan Tong obtain this merit and reputation of "ruling the world".
Don’t underestimate the impact of the credibility of the list. List awards with a ruling nature, such as the Nobel Prize, TGA, and Oscar, will directly give a small group of people the power to represent the vast majority of people. Because fame and fortune are not divided, they can give fame, which will naturally be beneficial.
Once the list is really successfully promoted and spread, the supervisory unit Yan Tong will be equivalent to becoming the "referee of the world" and have the power to customize weights and measures.
Even if the Statistics Department is really eliminated in the future, the top leaders in it can still change their appearance and continue to cause trouble in the new organization of "ruling the world".
Moreover, in this era when information exchange is still lacking, the list will become a source of information that ordinary people believe in once it is launched. No one will doubt it. It also requires cultural heritage. After all, no one has eaten good food. Even if you feed the shit, customers will say it is really delicious.
Leyu was only concerned about framing Lan Yan, but he forgot how wonderful his idea was. He gathered the right time, place and people. Anyone with discerning eyes could see that this would become one of the wheels of history, so the Statistics Department was naturally unwilling to let it go.
"No problem." Leyu said: "By the way, if I want to offer a reward for someone else in the name of your Statistics Department, is that OK?"
"Yes, but you have to pay the bounty yourself." Zhao Yebai said: "And the reward price of those on the list must be at least fifty gold yuan, and you have to give a realistic and reliable reason to be wanted."
"Do you still have an enemy you want to be wanted?" Zhang Chan Chenchen suddenly showed a sweet and cute smile: "After all, I am a partner. Let me tell me that I will find him when I go to heaven and earth."
"Thank you, Li Nu, but I don't expect you to find someone." Le Yu smiled and said, "Actually, he is not an enemy. He doesn't even know me. He just disappeared halfway through his writing. I want to catch him and lock him up in a small dark room."
"Please tell me." Zhao Yebai took out the paper and pen.
Leyu said: "The wanted target - the tree man, price - 100 gold yuan, charges - the serialized banned book "Future Echo" disappeared halfway."
Shi Huaifeng said with an understanding look: "I understand your feelings. This kind of author who doesn't write halfway through writing is really angering. I didn't expect that there is such a trick - to catch people back and lock them in a small dark room to update, wonderful, wonderful!"
He cut the cicada and Chen Chen with a sound, "Bored."
Everyone thought Qin Leyin was just boring and rich, so they wanted an author, but they didn't know that Leyu was actually an advertisement for his old book that had collapsed after the late emperor's reopening.
Chapter completed!