Chapter 287 Netizens are too boring
"Are there any big brothers alive? This million cannot be taken by Ji Yunbai."
"I haven't laughed yet."
"Brother, I didn't even laugh at me."
"Nonsense, my thighs are pinched purple. If I smile, I'm sorry for my thigh."
"It's over soon. Brothers are ready to get the money, and we'll be happy too."
"Hehe, we are happy together."
The man smiled shyly and was stunned in place the next second.
When he looked up, the cameraman beside him looked at him with jokingness.
"That probably didn't count just now, right?"
The photographer rolled his eyes.
"Damn, my legs hurt even more!"
The movie ends, and the production team list rises at the end of the credits.
Director: Zhang Meng, Yan Fei, Peng Damo.
Starring: Ji Yun.
After passing through the starring actors, the following is a list of friendly actors.
Liu Dehua, Bao Guoan, Sister Jin, Feng Xiaogang...
"The starring cast of Ji Yun is not very luxurious, and the friends are all big names."
"His current influence can indeed attract so many seniors to stand for him."
With the melodious singing of King Liu Tian, the video ended in a noisy situation.
"Smack!"
Applause came one after another, and Ji Yun led the leading actors back to the stage.
The host caused a conversation, "Do you think this movie is good?"
"nice!"
The voices in the audience were very unified, and the enthusiasm was almost overturned by the roof.
"Are there any friends who have never laughed throughout the whole process?"
Everyone in the audience looked at me and I looked at you. In fact, they themselves didn’t believe that someone would not laugh all the time.
After searching for a while, no one stood up to meet this honor.
The host was not surprised by this result. There are usually only three types of people who can get tickets in the premiere.
The first type of people are rich people, and they don’t care about the 1 million bonus.
The second type of people are film critics and media. Their focus is on the context and highlights of the movie, so they naturally have to watch it more carefully than others. Such dedication naturally does not care about the management of expressions. In addition, this movie is indeed full of jokes, so they naturally break the defense.
The third type of person is Ji Yun's fans. They don't care about the pros and cons of the script, but Ji Yun's bonus has already laughed happily.
Excluding these three types of people, the remaining small group of people were also pulled by the laughter of others and laughed out loud involuntarily.
"Since no one has ever laughed, then this game will be Ji Yun's victory."
Ji Yun took the microphone and showed joy on his face unconsciously, "I won't take back this money. I will donate it in the name of everyone present. Everyone is a witness to this charity action."
"Bababababababababa." These words immediately received another round of applause.
Wen Dong, who was in the audience, also felt relieved. He was worried just now how the matter would end if no one really came on stage to receive the award.
If three or two people come on stage to receive the award, then this film will not cover up the merits, and it will naturally be hyped up.
But if no one receives the prize, Ji Yun will directly take back the prize? The situation will be too low.
"Director Zhang? How much box office do you think this film can get?"
Zhang Meng took the microphone and seemed a little cramped.
Ji Yun poked him? Motioned him to say boldly.
Zhang Meng smiled bitterly? “I think it’s almost 400 million.”
He personally checked this film, but he did not interfere with the screenwriter content.
Unlike the steel piano made by hand? His expectations for this film are not as realistic as the steel piano.
Even so, he still threw out numbers that could break the box office record again.
Ji Yun smiled? Take Zhang Meng's microphone? "Zhang Meng is a little modest."
He patted Zhang Meng on the shoulder, "Now many viewers focus on the movie's star lineup and pay little attention to the behind-the-scenes team. Zhang Meng, the richest man in Xihong City, has also directed Gang's piano. If you have something to say, please tell me these two masterpieces? If I remember correctly, Gang's piano has just broken the box office record of domestic theaters."
Now it is different from when the piano of steel was released.
At that time, Zhang Meng had not become famous yet, and the promotion of the movie could only rely on Ji Yun's own influence.
But now it’s different. The company’s reputation has been made, so he is ready to package everyone in the company as a big shot.
Zhang Meng is very talented? If he is always behind the scenes and is not recognized by the audience? It will be difficult for him to go further.
"This film director Zhang Meng adheres to his usual standards. I think this film can win at least 600 million yuan in box office."
......
"The premiere of the richest man in Xihong City? Ji Yun transformed into a boy with money."
"There is no one present who can hold on with a bonus of 1 million yuan? How funny is this movie?"
"Premiere? Ji Yun made a bold statement? The box office is expected to be 500 million!"
...
Various news filled the Internet, instantly arousing enthusiasm for discussion among netizens.
"One million bonus? If I saw my legs on the spot, I would be unable to laugh at me."
"It's so exaggerating. Didn't everyone present have a fan of money?"
"I see that these audiences are invited to do so. No normal person is just holding back their laughter? I can hold back for a year!"
"Let me clarify, I'm one of the witnesses of the premiere, this movie is really funny. And the jokes in this movie are different from other movies. How to say it, it's like watching a horror movie, you don't know when ghosts will appear.
The same is true for this movie. It keeps setting off this atmosphere, but the jokes suddenly pick out and poke your ribs fan. It's really hard not to laugh."
"Agree upstairs, my legs are pinched and it hurts now. I was about to go on stage to receive the prize, but in the end I was broken by a saying that you should call me a mistress."
The camps on the Internet have divided into two factions, and the discussion of issues is gradually moving further and further towards the development of human nature...
The school believes that joy can be controlled by humans, and as long as the heart is sad enough, then no matter what scene you see, you won’t laugh.
Another school believes that as long as you immerse yourself in the plot, you will forget the sadness at this moment.
Regardless of whether the two sides have fought for the truth or not, the happiest ones are undoubtedly Ji Yun's group of people.
Wen Dong lay peacefully on the recliner, as if the cells all over his body were whispering cheerfully, "This time it's really a big hit. Your idea is really good. Now the online discussion is the best. Under this popularity, the box office will definitely surpass the steel piano."
Ji Yun smiled slightly, "Are you satisfied now?"
Wen Dong suddenly sat upright and grabbed Ji Yun's shoulder tightly, "Do you have any other way?"
"Of course there is." Ji Yun exhaled a smoke ring, "Is it an exaggeration to say the 600 million I said on the spot?"
"Speak quickly."
Ji Yun looked around, but there was no feather fan that suited his temperament at this time. "In this way, you go and find the navy to bring a wave of rhythm online."
"What rhythm is used to bring? What is the rhythm?"
"Well, just go and provoke the relationship between these two factions, make them irreconcilable, and make them all challenge them in the cinema. It is best to arrange a group of people to post online after the first day, saying that they have never laughed before. Then find a group of people to slap them in the face, and say that they are laughing and their intestines are squeezed out."
Zhang Meng listened to the conversation between the two big bosses, and couldn't help expressing his opinions, "Boss, will they still do such boring challenges if they don't have money?"
"Don't worry, netizens are much bored than you think."
Chapter completed!