【23】Crazy maniac, this has become normal!?
I ate chicken for two consecutive days, and Meng Xiaoqiao and Nini were almost tired of eating it, so Han Qingjun changed the flavors of Nini and Meng Xiaoqiao tonight and started a whole fish and egg banquet for them.
The reason why it is called the Whole Fish and Egg Banquet is because the dishes Han Qingjun cooked tonight are made of fish and eggs.
There are not many dishes, just three dishes and one soup, one scallion egg pancake, one braised fish chunks, one steamed egg, and one fish ball and vegetable soup.
After cooking, Han Qingjun picked up the rice bowl to feed Nini to eat, and said to Meng Xiaoqiao with a smile, "My wife let go and eat today, and finally, just leave some soup for me to make rice."
"The reason I finished all the fish that day was because you didn't give me meat for a long time, so I couldn't help but eat so much.
And I have made up for all the less I had eaten before in the past few days, so I won’t eat like that anymore.
So don't worry, I will definitely leave you the dishes, but today's dishes are so delicious, much better than what I cook, hehehe."
After pouting and explaining the situation that day, Meng Xiaoqiao, who could no longer resist the temptation of food, immediately took a spoon to eat fish balls in one hand and stuffed it into her mouth with chopped green onion and egg pancakes in the other.
What a guy, that momentum is like fighting to the death with the food on the table. He will never give up until he finishes eating them. As for the words he just said he wanted to leave vegetables for Han Qingjun, he probably had already been thrown away by her when she was stuttering.
Seeing Meng Xiaoqiao's eating behavior, Han Qingjun quickly handed the rice bowl to Nini, then bit her the fish balls in half, and after removing the bones from the fish, she let her eat them by herself.
After letting Nini eat by herself, Han Qingjun immediately picked up his big bowl that was like a washbasin, made a spoonful of soup without fish balls, and picked up Nini's head and tail that Meng Xiaoqiao didn't like, and then started to eat supper in big mouthfuls.
With Han Qingjun's addition, the food on the dining table immediately disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. In a short while, the food on the table was directly liquidated.
Most of the dishes were put into Meng Xiaoqiao's stomach, most of the rice was put into Han Qingjun's stomach, and Nini was just a person who made up the numbers.
Nini ate her small bowl of rice, then touched her belly and lay on the rocking chair with a pity, looking at Han Qingjun and the others eating.
After having enough supper, Meng Xiaoqiao first started to clean up the waste left by Han Qingjun’s rocking chair during the day, and then spread it on the open space on the side, preparing to dry it and use it for cooking. Han Qingjun went to fetch water and started to boil the bath water for the three of them.
During the process of boiling water, Nini and Meng Xiaoqiao and others had almost finished digesting it, so after the bath water was boiled, Han Qingjun directly started to bathe Nini, and then Meng Xiaoqiao went to the side to wash.
However, what made Han Qingjun a little helpless was that the little girl liked playing with bubbles so much that she took a bath and gave him a bun of bubbles.
He wanted to be lazy but not change his clothes, but he had to wash his own clothes again after taking a shower.
Just as Han Qingjun took a shower and clothes, Meng Xiaoqiao suddenly took scissors and pulled him to the stone bench to sit down, and then trimmed his hair and beard while saying to him angrily; "Although this is quite good, your beard always makes me itchy when sleeping, so in order for me to have a good sleep, hehe... cut it."
"I originally wanted to cut it out outside, but I didn't have time to find a barber shop when I went out twice, but you can actually trim your wife, so you can come here. This will save some money to buy delicious food for you and Nini, hahaha."
In my previous life, my girlfriend didn't even say she wanted to cut her beard or something, so now, Han Qingjun, who had the first time enjoying her hair and beard trimming her wife's hair and beard, just sat obediently on the stone bench to cooperate to trim Meng Xiaoqiao.
Seeing Han Qingjun so obedient, Meng Xiaoqiao looked at him with a funny look and then began to cut Han Qingjun's messy beard into a handsome green beard.
The hair also cut his long hair similar to Brother Cialis into a sunny short shatter.
You know, after being trimmed by Meng Xiaoqiao, Han Qingjun really turned into a clean and neat handsome man.
"Beautiful, so much more beautiful. It turns out that my husband is also a handsome guy, hehe... Go and wash your hair and wash your face. I'll coax Nini to sleep, hehehe." After taking his masterpiece with satisfaction, Meng Xiaoqiao asked Han Qingjun to wash his hair and face, and she herself took Nini who had already started dozing off and went back to the house to sleep first.
After a funny look at Meng Xiaoqiao who was jumping back to the house, Han Qingjun obediently went to wash his head and face.
Then, after Meng Xiaoqiao coaxed Nini to sleep, he quietly went out with her for an original marriage that lasted for more than an hour. After that, the two of them helped each other back to the house to sleep exhaustedly.
After sleeping until around 4 o'clock the next morning, Han Qingjun got up early and washed up. Then he pulled a cart to the orchard to pick longans, bayberry, yellow skin, star fruit, and then he called the bulls and started going down the mountain to sell fruits.
At around 8:30 in the morning, when he came to the town again and almost arrived at the village next to the county town, Han Qingjun was stopped again at the entrance of the village where he sold things for the first time.
However, not many people stopped him this time. Just two aunts saw that his bayberry was beautiful and called him, hoping to buy some to go back and drink.
Moreover, they didn’t recognize Han Qingjun yet. “Young man, where did you come from? Your bayberry is pretty. How much does it cost per pound? If it’s cheap, we’ll buy it and go back to make wine and drink.”
"Auntie, I just cut my beard, changed my hairstyle, and put on new clothes. Why don't you recognize me anymore?
Auntie, it’s me, the one from the scale hook pond, and you want bayberry, right? If you want it, I’ll give you six dollars per pound. Anyway, they are all acquaintances, so they’ll sell you cheaply.” Seeing that the two aunts didn’t know him anymore, Han Qingjun immediately smiled and told them who he was.
Hearing Han Qingjun's words, seeing Han Qingjun with such a big change, both aunts said a little incrediblely; "You are really the one who came down from the Scallop Hood Pond. Your changes are a little too big, and who can cut your hair for you? You won't tell us that you have actually been selling things these days, right?"
"I want to support my wife and children, so I don't have to go out and sell things to make money. I also went to the county town yesterday to sell longans. I bought a lot of things for my wife for more than 1,000 yuan, and then my wife cut my hair when she was happy.
By the way, aunt, please open a card. I will sell you for 6 yuan per pound. How many pounds of bayberry wine will definitely be good when you buy it. If you don’t lie to you, I’ll have some at home now. When I go home later, I will bring a bottle of wine to make bayberry wine for drinks…” After smiling and saying that he often came out to sell things, Han Qingjun immediately smiled and asked the aunt again whether she had bought bayberry.
Hearing Han Qingjun's words, he felt that he was like two normal aunts. After looking at each other, he nodded to Han Qingjun and said, "Okay, let's take it all. Look at how much the bayberry you have here is. Let's give you the money first. After that, we can go home and share it slowly."
"Okay, I like big customers like you, Auntie, you are so happy... Auntie, there are 21 pounds in total, and we can count 20 pounds, and there are 12 quick money in total. Do you give cash or Alipay?" After smiling and weighing the bayberry, Han Qingjun immediately asked the two aunts happily that they asked for money.
After taking out 120 yuan of cash and handing it to Han Qingjun, the aunt looked at Han Qingjun's figure pulling the ox cart away, and muttered in disbelief, "This world is really wonderful. A Kun's wife was originally fine, but she couldn't think about it because she lost money because she was gambling, so she just thought she was crazy.
But this guy who was originally crazy has suddenly become normal now... By the way, is it because the doctor in the mental hospital has been messed up, or can heal itself if he is mentally ill??"
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