Chapter 9 The Strange Idol
I took a step back, but I didn't expect to hit Zhang Ying's chest. The huge elasticity made me feel endless aftertaste.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Ying covered her chest. Since the light came in from the window and could only shine about one meter under the window, I couldn't see Zhang Ying's expression at all.
It's over, I was treated as a pervert! I quickly explained, "Look, there is a public hall over there. I think something is wrong here. Why don't we change the house?"
Zhang Ying didn't agree and said that if she went out now, she would have to clean the classroom for one semester.
Yes, since it is a game, there will naturally be a lottery, and our lottery is a lost group that needs to clean the classroom for a whole semester.
Not only that, Zhang Ying also insisted on looking at the statue of the god. Since then, I have firmly believed in a sentence. The bigger the chest, the worse the brain is. When developing, the nutrition is used to increase the size, so the intelligence point will naturally not keep up.
The big-breasted beauty was in front of me, so I couldn't be afraid, so I had to bite the bullet and come to the prefecture with her.
It is said to be an oak, but it is actually a single table covered with a piece of red cloth, and there is a candle on each corner, which is burnt. There is a copper incense burner in front of the statue, which is actually square.
Later, after learning professional knowledge, I realized that there are still some sayings about the shape of the incense burner. The so-called gods and ghosts are square. The incense burners that worship ghosts are square. For example, the incense burner in a cemetery is not round.
And the statue of the god is even more strange. Although I don’t know much about these, I have seen Journey to the West and the List of Gods. This statue is inconsistent with any god, or it doesn’t look like a god.
When I went to buy paper burning, I saw statues of gods placed on shelves in the store. Most of them sat upright on the throne, dressed in brocade clothes, and had a majestic and kind face.
But the one in front of us raised his left foot, stepped on a coffin, with two skulls hanging on his waist, his left hand broke from his elbow, and his right hand lifted a ghost-headed knife, his red hair was scattered, his eyes were triangular, his nose was facing the sky, and his lips were still wide, but he was smiling, as awkward as it would be.
I was thinking about this statue when I suddenly felt someone hugging my waist behind me, and two large balloons pressed directly on my shoulder blades.
"Labor Day, what kind of god is this? How did he grow up like this?" Zhang Ying's voice came from his ears, and heat hit my ears, making me feel itchy.
Demonic, this is! I thought to myself.
"I don't think this looks like a god, but a monster. Let's stay away from him." I said.
As soon as he heard the monster, Zhang Ying quickly let go of my waist and retreated thud.
I also distanced myself from the statue, and I don’t know if I had read it wrong. Just when I said he was a demon, his hair seemed to have moved.
There is no window in the classroom, how could the statue's hair move?
To be on the safe side, Zhang Ying and we simply ran to the window in the back row of the classroom and sat down because it was the farthest away from the statue and there was a back door in the classroom, so it would be convenient to escape if there was any accident.
What I didn't expect was that there was a sound of um um ah ah ah through the wall. It was the classroom where Fei Long and Zhou Tong entered, and these two people actually got involved here.
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Zhang Ying and I looked at each other. Under the dim light, her face was very red. I don’t know if it was because of the drunkenness or something else.
In order to alleviate the mysterious embarrassment, we had to start chatting from elementary school to high school.
I don’t know how long I talked about it, but the next door finally became quiet.
"Ah!" Just as I was thinking about when this would be the end, a scream of extremely high decibels came.
The person who makes the sound has a sharp voice, with a faux feeling. I am so familiar with this sound that only two chairs can make it.
It's a sissy, could something happen to him and Li Sisi?
Zhang Ying and I didn't think much about it, and rushed out of the classroom through the back door.
However, there was not a single person in the corridor, and no one else responded. A feeling of falling into a trap rose from my heart.
Soon everyone else came out, and the sissy smiled treacherously. It was indeed they who planned to trick Zhang Ying and I together.
Zhang Ying argued with them, but it was ineffective at all. Everyone thought that we lost.
Zhang Ying said this was unfair. There was also a strange statue of god in the classroom where we were staying, and we both persisted.
When they heard about this, they ran into the classroom behind us curiously, and soon surrounded the public hall and pointed at it.
There are so many people, they are very powerful, and they are not afraid of being so weird.
Feilong came up with a bad idea, saying that he would light the candle and burn incense to the statue. Seeing his red face, he should have been very happy just now.
Youdao is the husband and wife follow him, and Zhou Tong was the first to agree.
I said that this statue of god looks evil, so don’t mess with it.
I was not like this before. Although I was not as unrestrained as Zhao Qitian, I didn’t believe in these things. However, what happened since I graduated from high school and today has begun to change my concepts.
It would be fine if I didn't say it, but after saying that, Zhao Qitian immediately agreed to Feilong's proposal, saying that it was just a mud doll.
He did it right away. Feilong first lit the candles on both sides with a lighter, and then pulled out three incense sticks from the incense bucket on the windowsill.
While lighting incense with the flames of candles, he said he wanted to make a wish, and if it could be fulfilled, he would bring the statue back to the dormitory to offer it.
Zhao Qitian sneered at this, but didn't say much.
Compared to these, what I am more curious about is who placed the statue of God here, and what purpose is it?
Nowadays, many people worship gods and Buddhas at home, which has become a trend. Why should you install a tuition here?
Feilong had already lit the fragrance, but I don’t know what material the fragrance was made of. The flame was very big. When Feilong blew out the flame, a stream of black smoke came out, which was very choking.
"This...god god, if Zhang Ying can take you back to the dormitory for a meal within ten minutes, I will take you back to the dormitory to offer you."
Feilong bowed to the statue and said seriously.
Everyone was shocked, especially Zhang Ying and I, who looked like you were teasing me.
After Zhao Qitian and others reacted, they all laughed loudly, saying that Feilong's wish was so weird. Not to mention a statue of a god, it would not be reliable even if the god came.
Zhang Ying and I have only known each other for a day. There are so many audiences here. Even if Zhang Ying is open, she can't do such a thing as a relative in public.
Zhang Ying, who was angry and embarrassed, gave Fei Long a few sticks and said that if he dared to talk nonsense again, he would tell him what he and Zhou Tong had just happened.
Feilong's laughter came to an abrupt end, and Zhou Tong was also stunned, looking embarrassed that his private matter was exposed.
Everyone is smart, and they instantly see through the mystery and smile meaningfully.
Seeing that the matter was exposed, Feilong stubbornly said it seemed like you had never done it.
I didn't participate in the fat dragon fighting against the heroes, but I kept paying attention to the time on my phone and the changes in Zhang Ying beside me. My intuition told me that it would be better to be careful.
Sure enough, Zhang Ying, who was so aggressive that Feilong was beautiful just now, suddenly stopped talking, and five minutes had passed.
I leaned over to her and asked her what was wrong. However, Zhang Ying lowered her head and her hair blocked her face, and she ignored me at all.
Damn! I cursed in my heart and began to slowly retreat.
But don’t make any trouble. It is a good thing to have a beautiful woman send a fragrant kiss, but if it is because of the effect of the statue, it will make people feel disgusted.
However, before I could move a meter away, Zhang Ying suddenly moved.
She pounced on her like a predator female leopard, so fast that I had no time to react. She just vaguely saw that the eyes under her hair seemed to have a strange red light.
I was directly thrown to the ground by her and pressed under her body. Her hair was spread out and she wrapped my head like an octopus. The next moment, her lips fell on my face.
Quiet, dead silence, through the gap in Zhang Ying's hair, I found that everyone seemed to be struck by lightning, and was stupid.
I wanted to push Zhang Ying away, but she had fainted and was so sank that I pushed her twice without pushing her.
After a long time, the others realized that Lin Qingcheng and Li Sisi set up Zhang Ying with all their might, and Zhao Qitian pulled me up.
I looked at the statue of the god, then at Feilong, and had already greeted all his ancestors and eight generations in my heart.
Lao Wang came up to smooth things over and said that Zhang Ying must have drunk too much and was getting drunk.
Everyone said yes, especially Feilong. This matter was too strange. His eyes were incorrect when he looked at the statue of the god. Now that he was beaten to death, he probably wouldn't fulfill his promise and take the statue back to the dormitory to offer it.
Even if he wants, we won’t agree. This statue of god is so evil. Isn’t it okay to take it back and find trouble!
It was about twelve o'clock, and something happened again, and no one wanted to stay here, so they just went back to their own houses and found their own mothers.
Lin Qingcheng, Li Sisi, Zhou Tong and Sissy carried Zhang Ying back to the dormitory like carrying a corpse. When Sissy came back, we turned off the lights and went to bed.
This was my first night in my college dormitory. I was very unhappy. I dreamed of that strange statue of god. In my dream, he came alive and chased me from behind. No matter how hard I ran, I couldn't get rid of it.
It was already ten o'clock when I was awakened. Zhao Qitian and Sissy didn't know where they went. I opened a large group and added Zhang Ying's friends, and she agreed in seconds.
Before I asked her, she had no impression of what happened last night. Today, when Lin Qingcheng and the others laughed at her, they realized that they were sorry and invited me to dinner another day.
The beauty said so, what else can I say? I had to say that it was my honor to get her sweet kiss.
After chatting with Zhang Ying for a while, I suddenly felt very hungry and ordered a takeaway.
When I put on my clothes and planned to wash my face, I noticed that Feilong was still asleep. I was very moved when I was putting on my clothes just now, and he didn't wake up.
When I got closer, I realized something was wrong. Feilong's face was so pale that there was a black line extending upward from his chin, passing through his lips, the middle of the human nose, the bridge of his eyebrows, the Yintang, and all the way to the hairline!
Chapter completed!