Chapter 1042 All cracked(1/2)
In other words, An Ran knew that these few words would have a good stage effect. Although the laughter was not enough, the stage effect was great.
What a mistake!
Li Yun covered his head, this... is simply unbelievable.
Awesome!
And he is the only one who dares to bully a young man so openly.
"It's interesting. Teacher An really dares to say it."
"Yeah, I guess those little freshmen are going crazy!"
"It's me and I can't sit still. Teacher An never seems to have any scruples when saying this!"
"It's all the truth, no worries!"
Several patients seem to understand Enron particularly well.
In fact, most people quite understand what An Ran said.
Let’s continue reading.
Yu Jie put on her clothes, "No, no, big brother!"
An Ran: "What?"
Yu Jie said quickly: "No, general affairs..."
"Huh? General affairs?"
"President..."
"President?"
"Haha!"
Yu Jie made a few slips of the tongue, which made everyone burst into laughter. This old lady was too funny.
Niu Xiaofu next to her reminded: "It's the director!"
Yu Jie said again smoothly: "What is the eunuch in charge?"
"Ah?"
An Ran was stunned!
"Hahaha..."
"Chief eunuch, is this too much?"
"No, the old lady's words are too embarrassing!"
"Look at Teacher An's face, it's almost turning green."
"Damn, this skit is interesting."
Several people in the room burst out laughing.
This sudden sentence made several people laugh almost crazy.
This is crazy...
Li Yun was a little dumbfounded. This... line was a bit too much.
Teacher An Ran is getting himself involved.
A good sketch can easily create a meme trend, and this sentence is extremely easy to be quoted by netizens. In the future, people may call An Ran "the eunuch in charge."
This name is not pleasant.
While he was thinking about it, he heard a few "bang bang bang bang" sounds coming from several laughing patients.
What's going on?
Li Yun wondered, did Le Le come to the end? But your voice is a bit too weird.
And if you come together with a few of us, you are really fellow patients.
Li Yunyi frowned.
As a result, the faces of those people showed pain at the same time.
"It's open!"
"Yours is also open?"
"It's open!"
"Mine is open too!"
"Me too..."
What do you mean? Li Yundao: "Are you guys...what's going on?"
"Threads!" One of the patients said with a painful look on his face, "The threads used to suture the surgical wound just fell apart when I smiled!"
As this man spoke, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Li Yun couldn't help but tremble. How could he be so cruel? He didn't even need to look at it. Just listening to the few sounds just now made him feel horrified.
"Brother, are you okay!"
"Is everything okay? You said it's okay?" The man stretched out his hand and rang the bedside bell.
Soon, two nurses came in chatting and laughing.
“Teacher An’s skit is so funny!”
"Yeah, I didn't expect Teacher An to be so good at acting in sketches!"
Two pretty little nurses came in while talking.
At a glance, he saw the mobile phone on the bedside table. A nurse smiled and said: "Oh, you are also watching the Mid-Autumn Festival Party. Teacher An Ran's skit is so good... Who told you to watch it?"
When the nurse said this, she suddenly reacted and roared: "Do you want to die?"
One of the patients said with a sad face: "Sister nurse, our lines... are all broken!"
Nurse: "..."
Several people slowly got up and lay on their own beds.
Then I saw blood seeping out of my clothes.
It's so miserable to look at that.
Li Yun was speechless. He had just finished the operation. You are watching a sketch here. If you don’t do it, who will?
A nurse looked at several people speechlessly and went out.
Another one lifted up the clothes of one of them and took a look, only to see a cut on his lower abdomen dripping with blood.
Tsk!
"Bear with it!" the nurse said, "I'll remove it later and try it again."
The four of them just wanted to cry without tears.
"Put your phone away!" the nurse said to Li Yundun.
Li Yun quickly took the phone over and kept the volume to a minimum. He didn't have any surgery, so it didn't matter if he looked at it, but he couldn't disturb a few people, lest something happen to them later.
"You said you guys were not honest even after having your appendix cut out. It's better now. You'll have to suffer a lot!"
Appendicitis is a minor surgery, and the wound is not too big, just a few injections.
Another nurse brought needles and thread and alcohol, applied alcohol to several people, cut and removed the original threads with scissors, and began to suture the wounds.
During the whole process, Li Yun heard several people gasping for air.
Although it's not a big deal, it still hurts when the needle sticks to my body.
Not long after, the nurse finished suturing and left.
Before leaving, a nurse said: "Don't watch it anymore. Teacher An Ran's show is very good. The skits are funny and the songs are touching. It's not suitable for you to watch. If you collapse, you will still suffer..."
Li Yun: "..."
What you said is that if you don’t say you look good, it’s over. Before you leave, you still tell others that you look really good. Isn’t this embarrassing?
As expected, several of them looked regretful, quite a bit itchy.
After the nurse left, several people groaned.
One of them asked, "Teacher Li, where is the skit?"
"..."
Still remember the skit? Aren’t you looking for trouble?
"It's almost over!" Li Yundao said: "Let me tell you, don't worry about this. Haven't you suffered enough?"
"Hey, after watching half of it, I feel so nervous."
To be continued...