Chapter 1053 Honest Man
Li Xinying and Zhou Yilun's performances here work well together.
Otherwise, he is a king-level player. He has no stage fright at all. Let’s not talk about whether it is good or not. In this scene, both of them can let go without any hint of novice.
Backstage, Jiang Yu and others are always thinking about it.
They were not so nervous when they were doing "Packaging Like This" just now.
That skit was at the front, so people’s expectations weren’t that strong.
But as soon as "Packaged Like This" came out, everyone's demands on Enron must have been higher. If this sketch was even remotely interesting, it would definitely be scolded.
What's even more terrible is that this is a sketch created by three king-level artists, and the audience's demands are even higher.
Even if there is a slight flaw, it will be magnified for people to see.
In "Packaged Like This", Yu Jie's biggest role is actually to control the market!
As an old artist, everyone's view of her must be tolerant, and at such an age, it is her first time to perform in a sketch, so any problems can be forgiven.
These three are different. They are all very famous people, and they attract a lot of attention. Any problem is an unforgivable sin in everyone's eyes.
Do you think everyone can stop being nervous?
Jiang Yu looked at An Ran who was preparing in the back, and a feeling of admiration emerged in his heart.
This kind of party is not done by humans at all.
On the stage, Li Xinying said contemptuously: "I don't know what your strengths are? I heard that people who buy horses sell bicycle covers, I heard that people who buy motorcycles sell helmets, I heard that people who have insomnia sell sleeping pills..."<
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"Stop!" Zhou Yilun raised his hand, "Stop talking, this is the market, and this is called seizing the lead!"
Li Xinying said with disdain: "Pull him down!"
Zhou Yilun sighed: "It's hard to live in today's society, and there are times when mistakes are made in advance!"
Li Xinying said: "I heard that Erzhuxi broke his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He woke up early and stayed up late to make this crutch. As a result, the damage was severe. After he was discharged from the hospital, he directly used a wheelchair. This crutch was not sold..."
"Huh?"
The audience was stunned at first, and then applauded wildly.
You are such a talent.
But where is Teacher An?
In fact, many people have already guessed that Teacher An should be the one who was deceived.
With Teacher An's ability, cheating versus cheating, it is estimated that there will be a battle between dragons and tigers, which will definitely be exciting.
While everyone was watching the two people talking on the stage, they saw An Ran coming up on a bicycle.
The audience said nothing and burst into cheers.
At this time, I saw Zhou Yilun touching Li Xinying hard.
Li Xinying opened her voice and shouted, "Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it..."
"Huh?" An Ran was riding his bike. After hearing this voice, he started to go off track and seemed a little unsure.
The audience burst into laughter.
“Wait, turn, turn, turn…”
An Ran stopped his bicycle, stared and said, "What are you talking about?"
As soon as his words came out, everyone was stunned.
His tone is neither urgent nor slow, but his words have a slight drawl, and... Why does Teacher An look so well-behaved in this outfit?
This is inconsistent with other people’s designs!
Zhou Yilun said: "What are you shouting for? Shouting for sale!"
Li Xinying shouted, "Sell, sell!"
Zhou Yilun: "What to sell?"
"Hua?"
"Together!"
"It's been kidnapped..."
Damn it!
"Hahaha!"
"What the hell... only Teacher An's imagination can come up with such a joke!"
"Not to mention, even if a beautiful woman like Li Xinying is kidnapped, I would be willing to..."
"But don't even think about people like An Ran. He is the only one who kidnaps others, and no one kidnaps him. I guess he is just pretending to be stupid, and he will have to trick someone else when the time comes!"
"There's nothing wrong with it. Considering Teacher An's level in the entertainment industry, no one has been able to trick him!"
On stage, An Ran said, "What's going on? Who wants to abduct you? Oh, don't tell me, I want to abduct such a beautiful girl too!"
"Hahaha, Teacher An spoke his mind!"
"Nothing wrong, he expressed what we all feel!"
“It’s so strange that Queen Li could be abducted and trafficked!”
This is also a line that is not in the script, and An Ran performed it on the spot.
An Ran's performance made Li Xinying and Zhou Yilun a little confused.
But the two played smoothly.
Zhou Yilun said: "What do you look like? Abducting? Can I be kidnapped like this? I don't know that Gu Qingyin is kidnapped? She looks young and beautiful, and has youthful vitality..."
An Ran said: "Your eyes are not very good. Can you abduct Gu Qingyin? It would be better if you don't abduct someone who is neither a boy nor a girl. It's hard to tell the difference between male and female stars in the entertainment industry now!"
Damn it, this is killing everyone and making fun again.
But these words speak to everyone’s thoughts. It’s good to have a lot of young people wearing earrings.
Not to mention, some of them wore heavy makeup and their faces were painted whiter than those of older girls. It was really hard to tell the difference between men and women.
There were bursts of cheers from the audience.
Zhou Yilun is almost sweating on his forehead. Brother, please don't act casually. I can't keep up.
You must not hesitate at this time, otherwise it will be a cold scene, "No, my eyes are not that bad!"
"Yes!" An Ran said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if there is no distinction between men and women. Anyway, men look like women, and women are similar to men. It doesn't matter what you like!"
Damn it!
It was so exciting that the audience laughed "haha" and applauded wildly.
This is so sarcastic that it really hurts my heart.
"Nima, An Ran's mouth can kill people!"
"It doesn't matter what God likes, it doesn't matter anymore."
"Damn it, now the feud between An Ran and Xiao Xianrou has been forged."
"Strictly speaking...Teacher An himself is also a fresh person!"
"But he's not a mother..."
Everyone was surprised by what An Ran said. Many people clapped their hands and applauded, but some fans were not happy.
But Enron doesn’t care about this.
It's over soon.
Zhou Yilun was led into a mess by An Ran on the stage.
Brother, stop playing, you are having fun, what should we do?
Not only him, but also Li Xinying was a little confused.
Didn't Teacher An go a little far?
Li Xinying had no choice but to glance at the teleprompter and said, "We are a couple and we are playing here!"
Strive to bring the program back to normal.
An Ran said: "You two are so interesting. If you don't go home for a reunion during the Mid-Autumn Festival, are you selling your wife here for fun?"
"Hoo!"
Zhou Yilun breathed a sigh of relief and was finally back.
Brother, racing with you feels like racing a car, it’s so exciting every moment.
An Ran said: "I think you two are a little abnormal!"
"What?" Zhou Yilun was confused. This sentence was not found in the show.
"Wait a minute, what do you mean?"
An Ran said: "What are you doing with a cane?"
"This... is going to be sold!"
An Ran stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it to me and take a look!"
Chapter completed!