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Chapter 1056 Thank you

 Zhou Yilun is still nervous on the stage.

The main reason is that what he is saying now is An Ran's lines. Although there are not many, he doesn't remember too many.

In addition, the previous program was so effective, so far, it has actually been considered a success.

But the more successful he was, the harder the audience laughed, and the more nervous he became, fearing that he would overturn at this last point.

Due to this tension, Zhou Yilun immediately forgot his lyrics.

He was speechless and said nothing.

What's even worse is that everyone saw this scene.

It’s so embarrassing.

Do kings sometimes forget their lyrics?

If this is a concert or something, it doesn't matter, everyone can understand.

But this is a sketch, a complete story. You can't interrupt it and say "I'm sorry, I forgot the words"!

Li Xinying didn't forget her lyrics, but she didn't know how to get over it.

Now I only watch Enron.

An Ran pointed at Zhou Yilun and said: "Look, look, is there something wrong with his brain? He is just like the idiot next door to our village. He would never be like this without cerebral thrombosis in ten years!"

The audience just stopped laughing and started laughing again.

Hearing the audience laughing, Zhou Yilun breathed a sigh of relief. An Ran saved him.

"Let's do this!" An Ran said: "How much does your pair of shoes cost?"

Zhou Yilun said: "220."

"220, it's just like stealing money!"

Zhou Yilun said confusedly: "Where should I buy it?"

Li Xinying said: "Don't you understand yet? They just want to abduct this painting to you."

An Ran waved his hand and said, "You must be a woman's heart and try to make me a gentleman. I don't need any money. I'll give it to you!"

"Ah?" Li Xinying was stunned.

An Ran said with a serious face, "Stop talking, big brother, pick up the kidnapping..."

Zhou Yilun quickly waved his hand and said: "Oh, oh, oh, big brother! Big brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give you money..."

"Haha, give me money? This fool was deceived!"

"I took the cane myself, paid for it myself, and had to buy it back myself. I was completely fooled!"

"I guess there is something wrong with Zhou Yilun's brain."

"This deception is so powerful that even I could be fooled to death!"

"Haha, everyone is fooling each other, but An Ran is the better thief..."

By the time I picked up the kidnapping, the atmosphere in the entire studio had reached its climax.

At this time, An Ran said with a sincere face: "I know your character. I see that you are a shameless person. If I give you this, not asking for your money means looking down on you, right?"

Zhou Yilun nodded repeatedly.

An Ran said: "So I still have to ask for this money, but I don't want all of it. I'll give you half, one hundred!"

"Is this a big liar to conscience?"

"You know what, if you ask for too much at once, people will feel distressed. What if they react? Order less. Anyway, the things belong to others, and you will earn whatever you want, so you won't feel distressed. I guess you won't be able to react for a while.



"Damn it, you have experience, it seems you have deceived people a lot!"

"What are you talking about? I am the one who is often fooled!"

Sure enough, Zhou Yilun on the stage said: "Okay, okay, I'll give it!"

An Ran said from the side: "Don't give me too much. If you give me more, I will worry about you!"

Zhou Yilun said: "Okay, okay!"

Over there, Li Xinying wanted to speak, but Zhou Yilun waved her hand, "Stop talking!"

Then start paying.

After groping for a while, Zhou Yilun said "Ah!" "Brother, what's that? The two of my pockets only cost thirty-two yuan!"

An Ran reached out and took it, "That's a lot!"

"Brother!"

Zhou Yilun was just about to speak when An Ran said: "What... a watch? What kind of watch can I give you?"

Originally this place should have said "what kind of bicycle do you want", but it turned out that he rode the bicycle himself, so he almost said it, and temporarily changed it to "watch"!

Li Xinying looked innocent, "I didn't say I wanted to give you a watch!"

An Ran ignored him and said to Zhou Yilun: "Brother, I definitely can't take your watch. You have to take good care of your wife when you go back. Really..."

The audience below was laughing so hard that they almost died.

An Ran's inexplicable shout is simply too classic.

A good person did something, took away the thing, and put the blame on others.

Zhou Yilun said quickly: "Brother, don't be angry. What my wife said makes sense. You said people like me will basically say goodbye to watches in the future, right? I'll just give you the watch... Okay

No?"

"Hahaha"

In the studio hall, applause sounded like a storm.

Laughter came and went. This was the warmest applause and the heartiest laughter since the entire party started.

No matter in front of the stage or behind the scenes, there is no one who is not smiling.

Even Jiang Yu, who had always been serious, started laughing along with everyone else.

I even laughed to tears.

Why? Because this skit is almost over, and I finally don’t have to suffer anymore. An Ran, Zhou Yilun and Li Xinying, went through many difficulties and successfully completed the show.

At this moment, Jiang Yu couldn't help but want to shout to vent his excitement.

Teacher An succeeded!

At this time, laughter and laughter resounded throughout the studio.

On the stage, Li Xinying loudly said: "Big liar, he is deceiving you, this abduction is from us..."

Zhou Yilun interrupted her and said with a frown: "You are the one who deceived me. I am confused. I have lived with you for such a long time, why are you not as good as this elder brother? Why is there such a big gap between people?

?"

In one sentence, the people below almost died laughing.

This is because I would rather believe outsiders than my own wife. I have been deceived too deeply.

An Ran handed over the crutch, "Brother, grab the crutch!"

Zhou Yilun took the crutch, held An Ran's hand tightly, and said with an moved face: "Brother, what a fate!"

Audience: "Hahaha..."

An Ran said earnestly: "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate, you'll be fine in a few days!"

Zhou Yilun wiped away tears and said, "Okay, big brother!"

Everyone laughed wildly.

Only Li Xinying knew that Zhou Yilun was really crying and excited.

Damn it, this skit is finally coming to an end. It was so hard, but I finally got through it without letting this show drag me down.

I succeeded.

By this time, Zhou Yilun, who had never shed tears in concerts or performances, was really crying.

An Ran patted him and said, "It's over, it's all over!"

A pun.

"Then, I won't say anything else..." Zhou Yilun patted An Ran's hand.

Li Xinying said: "Hey, isn't this a bit too much?"

Zhou Yilun said angrily: "Shut up, that's too much? What's too much? I still have to thank my elder brother!"

"Thank you..."

An Ran was riding a bicycle, holding a watch and waving, "You're welcome!"

It's over.

After everyone left, Zhou Yilun walked a few steps with a cane and suddenly realized, "Huh? That's not right. Isn't this the crutch I intend to sell to him?"

"Hahaha!" The audience below all laughed like crazy.
Chapter completed!
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