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Chapter 232: Going against the decision of the ancestors (seeking the moon)

"Hello, everyone, I am the host, Ma Bianren."

The fat male host, who was wearing a simple and honest look, was wearing a suit and tie, holding a microphone, stood in the center of the stage, happily greeting the audience sitting in the audience.

Slutty sex...

There was not too warm applause from the audience with a "very tacit understanding".

This is the shooting scene of a health program on a certain TV station, and it is a live broadcast format that keeps pace with the times.

"...The new audience in front of the TV and mobile phones may not be familiar with our experts, but it doesn't matter. Because today, they will gather together to bring you a healthy lecture that will not be exchanged for thousands of dollars!"

The host used both voices and postures. At the end, he held the microphone in one hand and reached forward with the other hand and looked forward heavily.

"If you invite our special guests and experts, please come on stage!"

Slutty sex...

There was another burst of applause, accompanied by solemn background music, some people walked up from behind the stage.

The common characteristic of these people is that they are all very old.

Then the host began to introduce:

"The person in front of us is the successor of Miao Doctor who specializes in rheumatism. Master Miao Laoqi, who is respected by the medical community as the "Miao Hand Strange Doctor"!"

Slutty sex...

The audience applauded, the old man wearing glasses and unique ethnic costumes smiled and gestured to the audience and waved his hands twice.

"And this person is the descendant of Tibetan medicine who focuses on hypertension and gastrointestinal diseases. He treats gastrointestinal diseases with prescriptions. He is respected as the King of Tibetan Medicine on the Plateau and Master Solangcie, a miracle doctor and living Buddha!"

Slutty sex...

The audience applauded again, and the middle-aged and elderly man, who was also wearing glasses, wearing unique ethnic costumes and long beards, nodded to the audience.

"This is the descendant of the Mongolian doctor who focuses on various types of cardiovascular and asthma diseases. Master Qinggeerli, who is the saint of grassland medicine and the god of Mongolian doctor!"

Slutty sex...

The audience then applauded, and the old guys wearing felt hats and nomadic costumes smiled at the audience.

"...The ancestors of seven generations were all Chinese medicine. They have been in medicine for more than 30 years. The main clinical focus is on the human kidneys. The "secret method of living kidneys" has been passed down for seven generations. They use ginseng, sea dog kidney and other kidney tonic materials as major medicines. They do not need to take medicine indiscriminately or make formulas. They can achieve the function of a 70-year-old kidney at least in one month and the age of 20. His half-life experience was included in the "Catalogue of Famous Doctors". He is Master Li Chihei, who is loved by countless patients!"

"... Focusing on treating various diseases such as rheumatism and bone pain, with more than 3,000 disciples. Not only are they famous in the medical field of our dynasty, but even foreign patients come to ask for it. He is the Master Xiong Fengshui who is respected as the "modern medical hero"!"

"...When the patient was in the most dangerous situation, he quickly used Danshen Pain Relief Pills, and the patient immediately escaped from his life-threatening state. This is how he was, saving the world without seeking fame and fortune. He was respected by countless people. The magical effect of taking three medicines to treat coughing phlegm saved countless people who were tortured by illness. Master Wu Renxiang of the 'Renxin Weiyi' is well-known!"

"...Is it really worth it to leave my family and stay in my business every day? Is it really worth it to do this? I think his answer must be worth it! It is precisely because of the Three Gods’ calm breathing, and because of him, many families can be healthy and happy. I really thank you, Master Agusu, 'Sage Returns to the Medical Hospital'."

After introducing all these "masters", the host sat down and the masters also sat down.

Then a sleepy health lecture began.

The masters spoke and spoke generously, describing how difficult the diseases they had encountered were to deal with. They finally managed to overcome them after much hardship, which made the patients cry with joy and so pleased to see such a scene.

Anyway, they almost took out their own consciences to the audience in front of the TV and mobile phones, indicating that they are very majestic and upright.

Then, the topic was directed to their exclusive recipe, secretly written by ancestors.

During this period, one thing in common was that they said this together: "We have been fighting over and over for a month, and after careful consideration, we made a decision that violated our ancestors..."

"Okay, thank you all the masters for their free contribution to the country, thank you... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

Halfway through Ma Bian's words, his face suddenly changed, one blue and one white, one red and one purple, like a face-changing master, his face was distorted and finally frozen in the disgusting expression that seemed to have eaten shit.

He was lying on the ground and vomiting wildly.

"Wow..."

"vomit..."

Immediately afterwards, before the "masters and experts" could figure out what was going on, their faces suddenly changed drastically and they also vomited wildly.

The audience was in an uproar, and the hosts and masters in the stands were not sure what was going on.

A sharp-eyed audience went to see it and found that their vomit seemed to be shit!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

“Ahhh…”

Another burst of explosions resounded, and the master and host on the stage were blown away by the explosives, and they let out screams.

Suddenly, the entire recording and live broadcast scene was in riots.

...

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"Hmph, keep your ancestors talking every day, and fight to violate them. This is the retribution of your ancestors to you!"

Qi Feng saw it clearly. This time he caught the heads of a group of "Bricks' Beasts Are Wet". Although he didn't cheat Ying Jiang, he was not looking for the wrong person.

The attribute column gives a tip: [Exchange to the secret recipe of the miracle doctors]

"It turns out that the most unfilial profession in that world is a doctor, it's considered a good experience... But am I losing a lot? I don't have to buy firecrackers?"

Qi Feng's eyebrows were twisted into the character "Chuan", and he was speechless about the things he had drawn.

"Can't it be the equipment on site? No matter how poor the mineral water that is not drunk on the table is, it's okay. What kind of treasure is this? Alas..."

He sighed and looked at the specific introduction:

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【The secret recipe for miraculous doctors】

Zhuangfeng and damp patch, blood pressure surge pill, bleeding and cough soup, kidney failure and dysfunction, bone fracture gout pill, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, elixir of the elixir, el

Each secret recipe is a way of liberation. If you use the seven directions together, it is hard for gods to save them!

The attribute column gives evaluation:

There is no disease that can leave that universe alive.

Friendly tips for the attribute bar:

The best way to treat is to have no patients.

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"The best way to solve the problem is actually to solve the person who asked the problem? The same feeling of déjà vu?"

Qi Feng realized something at this moment.

"So, these are indeed treasures, but they are used in places that are not treatment, but to send them to the end? Then don't I use my suona technique? If anyone is unhappy, I will give you a medicine, and then a song will be included, and I can also charge a funeral fee. I'm so fucking genius, I..."

Browsing these seven "secret recipes handed down by ancestors", Qi Feng's face became darker and darker.

"You guys have coded it. If I had known it, I would have brought you little pineapples and missiles. I would have killed you, such a group of unworthy descendants on your ancestors!"

He shook his head suddenly, Qi Feng didn't think about these messy things.

‘Let’s take a look at them and relieve your mood.’

His divine thoughts swept away, looked behind the manor's main residence, and found that six pets were working hard.

Uncle Ge stood nearby meticulously, and the curly wig on his head was replaced with a white hard hat, holding a big stick without saying a word.

Tom got a small excavator from somewhere and was sitting inside and driving and controlling it intently. The excavator had already dug a considerable pit.

Jerry created three robot rats that were no smaller than excavators, and used the remote control to control one of the robot rats to dig the soil, allowing the other two robot rats to carry the soil.

Only Spike led the three cats, Dahei, Dahong and Xiaohuang, to move their claws and digging the soil with a shovel, sweating profusely, which seemed very hard.

"Well, Tom and Jerry are smart."

Seeing this scene, he felt much better because of his disgust.

At this moment, his eyes suddenly froze.

A guest came from his clone.
Chapter completed!
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