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Chapter 1000 Where did you pinch?

"I say I only have one boyfriend, what kind of boyfriend?" Li Wan was so angry that she almost vomited blood, "Also, that's my boyfriend, his name is Fan Zijun!"

"It's really him. Actually, although I'm not interested in you, I still want to say that your boyfriend is not reliable." Xiao Ge was a little unhappy with Li Wanjiao. The root cause of the things in recent days was her, so he couldn't help but want to hurt her.

"Hey, what are you talking nonsense? Why is Fan Zijun unreliable? He is very nice to Li Wanjiao!" Mu Yu said angrily.

"If every man who is good to you is your boyfriend, then each of you must have a lot of boyfriends." Xiao Ge said lazily: "It is precisely because of this that there is something in this world called a good person card. That classmate Li Wanjiao, you should actually send a good person card to Fan Zijun and tell him that he is a good person, but unfortunately, he is an unreliable good person."

"Why is he unreliable?" Li Wanjiao asked angrily.

"He has two bodyguards, right?" Xiao Ge asked seriously.

"What's wrong with having a bodyguard?" Li Wanjiao continued to ask.

"With a bodyguard, it means that he needs protection, that is, he does not even have the ability to protect himself, which means that he does not have the ability to protect others." Xiao Ge said quickly: "Li Wanjiao, your boyfriend doesn't even have the ability to protect you, of course it's not reliable."

"What are you messing about? " Mu Yu said angrily, then turned to look at Li Wanjiao, "Don't pay attention to him, this guy says something messy all day long, and he is the most unreliable one!"

"Dear Mu Mu, at least I never need a bodyguard." Xiao Ge giggled.

"You don't have the money to hire a bodyguard..." Mu Yu originally wanted to say that Xiao Ge had no money to hire a bodyguard, but when she said this, she realized something was wrong. This guy found so many bodyguards last night, can he say that he couldn't hire a bodyguard?

"Mu Yu, I'll leave first. I have to go and see Fan Zijun." Li Wanjiao said at this time.

"Mu Yu, we're back too, and we won't disturb you two worlds." Chen Xue and several other girls also said goodbye. They originally wanted to stay for a while, but Xiao Ge made them speechless. Thinking about it, let's leave.

After all the four girls left, Xiao Ge and Mu Yu were finally left in the ward.

"I already know who is going to kill you, and the matter has been settled. You should be in danger next. Well, speaking, dear Mu Mu, should you agree to me now?" Xiao Ge said with a smile.

"Go to dream of yours!" Mu Yu glared at Xiao Ge angrily, then asked, "Who is going to kill me?"

"This, I think about it, you still don't know." Xiao Ge yawned again, a little sleepy.

"Hey, you yawned repeatedly. Did you go as a thief last night?" Mu Yu asked angrily.

"Swap the word "thief" to the word "love", thank you." Xiao Ge said lazily.

"Bad guy!" Mu Yu's pretty face suddenly turned red.

"Speaking of this, dear Mu Mu, do you want to be discharged from the hospital early?" Xiao Ge asked suddenly.

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Mu Yu said angrily: "Who likes staying in the hospital?"

"That's not the case. Some people like to stay in a hospital. It's good to stay in a hospital. Some people can take care of them, and some people can also make some money..." Xiao Ge talked there.

"Hey, don't be like a chatterbox. Can you let me get out of the hospital early?" Mu Yu couldn't help but interrupt Xiao Ge.

"Yes, in fact, if you really want to be discharged from the hospital, you can go out by yourself today." Xiao Ge said casually.

"Go out by yourself?" Mu Yu was stunned, then he had a disbelief expression, "Are you lying?"

"What's the point of cheating ghosts? Even a beautiful female ghost is still a ghost after all. I only like to cheat beautiful women." Xiao Ge retorted seriously.

"You!" Mu Yu was a little annoyed, "Is it fun to lie to me?"

"Not fun." Xiao Ge shook his head, "Dear Mu Mu, I didn't lie to you. I can really let you go out by yourself. If you don't believe it, let's bet?"

"Don't you know gambling is illegal?" Mu Yu snorted.

"Dear Mu Mu, you know that lying is wrong, but you are also lying to others. Now everyone thinks you really jumped off the building for me, why don't you explain it?" Xiao Ge asked back.

"I won't explain!" Mu Yu snorted, "Next time I don't need to jump off the building. Just stand to the top of the building and you will be drowned by the spit of tens of thousands of people in the school!"

"You can choke me to death with your spit." Xiao Ge looked at Mu Yu very seriously, "Why don't we discuss the feasibility of choking the other person with spit. If you want to choke the other person with spit, the most feasible way is to exchange mouth to mouth first..."

"Hey, bad guy, are you disgusting?" Mu Yu glared at Xiao Ge fiercely, his pretty face flushed, and then she changed the topic, "Do you really have a way to get me out of the hospital early? I really don't want to stay in the hospital."

"It's true." Xiao Ge nodded, then smiled brightly, "But, my dear Mu Mu, it doesn't seem to be of any benefit to me if I asked you to be discharged from the hospital early."

"After I was discharged from the hospital, I told you that I didn't jump off the building for you, okay?" Mu Yu snorted.

"Well, okay." Xiao Ge thought for a moment, nodded, and then got up and walked out of the ward.

The reason why Yun Wuxue didn't let Mu Yu completely cure her yesterday was mainly because he wanted to cure Mu Yu by the way. But now, he feels that continuing to do this is to cure himself. He doesn't want to come to the hospital to take care of her from time to time. Since this is the case, it's better to let her be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible.

A few minutes later, Xiao Ge walked into the ward again, and there was an extra fairy beside him, Yun Wuxue.

Half an hour later, Yun Wuxue left, and Mu Yu was like a fool, unable to believe that he was really that good. Isn't this really a dream?

Ten minutes later, Mu Yu, who was a little more awake, ran to the doctor and began various examinations.

At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Mu Yu left the hospital and really came out by himself. Mu Yu's doctor decided to start believing in Buddhism from now on because he discovered that there are really miracles in this world that science cannot explain.

"Prip me." At the entrance of the hospital, Mu Yu was wearing a man's suit, looking at Xiao Ge with a little bit of silence. It seemed that she had not been able to get out of this incredible thing so far.

Xiao Ge really pinched Mu Yu, but this pinch seemed to wake Mu Yu up. Mu Yu screamed and glared at Xiao Ge, looking angry: "Xiao Ge, you bad guy, where did you pinch?"

Chapter 1001 Mu Yu broke up with you?

"Dear Mu Mu, you just asked me to pinch you, but didn't say you pinched anywhere." Xiao Ge had an innocent expression on his face.

"You!" Mu Yu's pretty face turned red, "You are just an absolute hooligan!"

"A real man never offers discounts." Xiao Ge said seriously.

Mu Yu stared at Xiao Ge hard. What can’t this hooligan pinch? He actually pinched her delicate butt. He was so hooligan!

"Dear Mu Mu, do you want to have a meal together first?" Xiao Ge asked again at this time.

"No!" Mu Yu said angrily, then ran towards a taxi. She quickly got into the taxi, and closed the door without waiting for Xiao Ge to get on, "Master, go to Tiannan University!"

The taxi started immediately and soon disappeared from Xiao Ge's sight.

"It's such a waste of money. You can take a taxi at such a distance." Xiao Ge said to himself, and continued to walk forward calmly.

Tiannan University Affiliated Hospital is indeed very close to Tiannan University, just about one kilometer. Of course, for a patient, it is not close. If you continue to walk to the girls' dormitory, it will be even further away. So to be honest, Mu Yu takes a taxi back is not a waste.

Xiao Ge did not follow Mu Yu to her dormitory. In fact, he walked to the gate of Tiannan University and went directly to his kitchen, and then had lunch with his baby Yingying. After lunch, the two of them got tired of dating together until after five o'clock, and then Xiao Ge left reluctantly.

On the football field, the team of freshmen's military training had just disbanded, and when Luo Feifei turned around, she saw Xiao Ge looking at her with a bright smile.

"Husband, why are you here?" Luo Feifei hurriedly walked to him, "We have military training tonight."

"I know." Xiao Ge laughed, "I'm just here to have dinner with you."

"Well, let's go to the cafeteria." Luo Feifei showed a sweet smile on her pretty face, hugged her arm, and walked towards the nearby three cafeteria together.

Ten minutes later, the cafeteria.

"Husband, it seems they are talking about you again." Luo Feifei, who was having dinner, couldn't help but whisper.

"I know, ignore them." Xiao Ge looked like he didn't care at all, although he was a little puzzled about the content of these people's discussions, because these people were discussing about him and Mu Yu again. But this time, these guys seemed not to be jealous of him, but to gloat about what he deserved.

"They seem to be saying, Mu Yu broke up with you?" Luo Feifei was a little curious.

"She and I have never started." Xiao Ge said casually: "Dear, don't worry about these things, we can just have a safe meal."

"Yes." Luo Feifei also decided not to pay attention.

Because there was military training at night, Xiao Ge and Luo Feifei stayed together for less than an hour. After Xiao Ge accompanied Luo Feifei back to the military training ground, he teleported back to the dormitory.

There was no one in the dormitory now. He lay on the bed, took out his cell phone, and finally logged into the Tiannandibei Forum. Then he finally understood why the people in the canteen were talking about him and Mu Yu.

Mu Yu issued a statement, but this statement did not mean that she had nothing to do with Xiao Ge, nor did she say that she did not jump off the building because of Xiao Ge, but that she and Xiao Ge had officially broken up.

This statement made Xiao Ge quite depressed. Mu Yu's girl was so unkind. She asked him to continue to take the blame and made him unable to take advantage of her. It was obvious that she was cheating him.

Xiao Ge immediately called Mu Yu, and what made him even more depressed was that Mu Yu seemed to have known that he would provoke a lawsuit, so he refused to answer the phone and did not answer his phone at all.

"It's not that easy to cheat me." Xiao Ge murmured to himself, and then disappeared from the dormitory.

One hundred meters to the right of the south gate of Tiannan University, there is a bar. This is also the only bar near Tiannan University. The name of the bar is nothing special, it is called Nanda Bar, but the business of this bar has always been very good.

Today is Saturday. On weekends, there are always more people in the bar. Although the freshmen are still in military training, hundreds of people can be gathered out of tens of thousands of old students to fill the bar.

In fact, the bars are not all students from Tiannan University. Some students from other schools, or social personnel who have already started working, will come here to visit bars. It is said that white-collar workers in some companies have a clear goal of visiting bars here, which is to find a female college student to play one-night stand.

Tonight, there were also many female college students in this bar. At this moment, many men stared at the same direction with their green wolf eyes. In that direction, there were several beautiful girls who were the best, especially one of them dressed like a boy. They were even more the best among the best, making many men eager to move and look for opportunities to get close.

This beautiful girl is Mu Yu. Mu Yu miraculously recovered from the hospital a few hours ago and then announced his breakup with Xiao Ge. The one with her is Chen Xue and two other girls, both of whom are from Mu Yu in the same dormitory.

"Mu Yu, drink less." Chen Xue was persuading Mu Yu at this moment. Mu Yu seemed to be stimulated. After entering the bar, he poured many bottles of beer in one breath.

"It's okay, I'm not drunk." Mu Yu's face flushed, but she was still awake. She was indeed stimulated today, but it was not because others mistakenly thought that they broke up with Xiao Ge, but because of the strange things that happened to her, which made her feel like she was drunk and urged to stop.

What happened in the past two days made Mu Yu feel like he had a dream, and everything seemed so bizarre, but it would be fine, but it was not a dream. So Mu Yu, who still couldn't figure it out, wanted to get himself drunk directly in the name of coming to the bar to celebrate his recovery.

"Mu Yu, don't be sad. A fickle guy like Xiao Ge is not worthy of your appearance. Breakup is a good thing, otherwise you will definitely suffer more grievances in the future." Chen Xue was persuading Mu Yu. In her opinion, a boyfriend like Xiao Ge is definitely unreliable. He knows too many beauties. Although Mu Yu is beautiful, he has no advantage compared to the nurse Luo Feifei and the nurse he saw today.

"I'm really not sad!" Mu Yu was a little depressed. He wanted to explain, but found that he couldn't explain either. This made him even more depressed. So she picked up another bottle of beer and poured it all into her stomach.
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