Chapter 144 The cat's balls can't be touched!(1/2)
Jiang Bai has been working on important things these days.
Take a short video for the fish cat.
Didn’t Jiang Bai shoot a video of Fish Cat’s house demolition before? Jiang Bai thought about it and couldn’t post it on the large number.
The duration is not enough, but the video is quite interesting.
It’s a pity to eat it if you don’t taste it.
So Jiang Bai decided to release this video on his small account "Jiang Baibuge".
Speaking of which, this small account Jiang Bai has only posted two videos, but it was posted during the military training last semester.
One is a first-person long-distance running.
The number of views is close to 100,000.
The other is the vlog for military training, with a playback volume of 200,000. Although the video content is OK, it does not have a fan base.
If this video is released using Jiang Bai's account "I can bring wind when walking", it will be broadcast in a million.
This may be cognitive bias.
So it is reasonable to say that the fans of the account "Jiang Baibuge" have only reached 500.
Jiang Bai's video of destroying the fish cat's house "[Jiang Bai] I suspect I have a husky"
After the release, the number of views of this video increased steadily within a few days.
That's it, it just exceeded 500,000.
Jiang Bai thought that this theme might be very interesting. If this video is fermented, it will probably be played within millions.
The most important thing is this, but...
The system that hasn't appeared for a long time and has no sense of presence at all has finally released the task!
"Advanced Mission"
Task requirements: Create a new 100,000 fan account from scratch in a very short time (within one month).
Task reward: Turn on the main line mode of the system.
"Mainline mode?" Jiang Bai scratched his head. What the hell is this?
Originally, Jiang Bai didn't care much about it when he saw this, but later he saw the punishment below.
This should be the first time the system has received a task punishment, and Jiang Bai was a little nervous.
Mission penalty: 20% dementia.
"Twenty percent of the probability of dementia?" Jiang Bai was stunned.
He didn't dare to gamble at all!
"Damn, this task must be completed! Let me think about it, maybe I can use the large number to attract traffic to the small number."
As a result, the system seemed to be able to predict Jiang Bai's words and directly patched it.
"Other methods are prohibited to cheat."
"Driving traffic is considered cheating?" Jiang Bai complained.
It's a hot topic now, because it's April 1st, which means the account of this 500 fans before May 1st.
Jiang Bai needs to achieve the achievement of 100,000 fans through hard work.
"April's Day... April Fool's Day?"
Jiang Bai dared not bet, if he had dementia, his life would be ruined.
"The most important thing now is to find the idea of increasing fans. My original idea of increasing fans is good, so I can take advantage of the popularity of other UP owners." Jiang Bai thought.
"But if I take advantage of the popularity, I will definitely expose my identity. Exposing my identity may be considered cheating." Jiang Bai thought hatefully.
The fish cat beside him smiled when he saw Jiang Bai's frowning face.
"A human with fish lips, it turns out that there are troubles every day, unlike me who are carefree..."
What the fish cat doesn't know is that its good days this month are over...
Jiang Bai glanced at me and said, "Isn't this a fish cat?" I haven't seen him for a few days... Cough cough."
The corners of his mouth curled up.
It seems that I have thought of some good method!
"Hehehe, fish cat, my good fish cat~" Jiang Bai grabbed the fish cat and flew to the fish cat!
The video of Yumao's house-breaking was played almost 600,000 yuan! Jiang Bai thinks it has great potential!
This task is probably to be spent by fish cats. Jiang Bai did the cat selling to the fullest!
Jiang Bai has temporarily decided to shoot short videos, and there is also a huge market for short videos that have broken the site recently.
It’s so serious that young people are getting older, and there are all kinds of birds in the forest.
The fish cat trembled all over his body with his back to Jiang Bai, feeling something was wrong.
"The four-legged monster is going to cut me again?" The fish cat turned around and ran away.
As a result, Jiang Bai grabbed it with both hands and raised it high as soon as he turned around.
"Fish cat~My good fish cat~" Jiang Bai held the confused fish cat around.
"What's the nerves about the four-legged monster?" The fish cat looked at the silly Jiang Bai with cold eyes.
“duangduangduang~” Someone was knocking on the door.
There is no need to guess Jiang Bai also knows that it is Lu Gu at the door, but I don’t know why she knocks on the door.
There is clearly a key.
Maybe it’s the damn ritual sense of girls. Gifts require ritual sense, kissing requires ritual sense, and marriage requires ritual sense...
Jiang Bai quickly put down the fish cat. When there was no one (the fish cat was not a human), it was okay to get nervous by himself, but it would be a little embarrassed to get nervous in front of his girlfriend.
It was indeed Lu Gu who opened the door and brought her golden "black cat" over with her family.
As a result, when Lu Gu entered the door, he was not Jiang Bai but the fish cat in his arms.
"Wow, fish cat!" He grabbed the fish cat from Jiang Bai's arms and hugged it in his arms.
The sky is blue and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window.
I was wearing a green-looking hat by a ragdoll cat.
The fish cat rubbed in Lu Gu's arms, and acted cute in his chest!
The fish cat originally thought it had escaped Jiang Bai's claws, so it was too terrible to sing it high.
Unexpectedly, he fell into the hands of a bigger demon.
The fish cat rubbed and suddenly felt a chill under his crotch...
Classmate Lu Gu, what are you touching? Hello!!
The cat's balls are furry and feel very good. Don't ask me how I know.
Discard him!
"Hey, why are your fish cats and balls still here?" Lu Gu asked curiously.
The Jiang Baihai Fish Cat went to castrate her naturally told her hostess Lu Gu.
"Didn't you go to the pet hospital for sterilization last time?"
"This matter is a long story."
"Then let's talk a long story."
"The fish cat ran away." Jiang Bai looked at the fish cat angrily.
"It's really a long story, hahahahaha." Lu Gu suddenly laughed as he said.
Girls' funny things are so strange.
"Meow!" The fish cat was angry, why are you kidding someone's balls?
This is something you can joke about!
"Sound down." Jiang Bai knocked the fish cat's head.
The fish cat lowered his head aggrievedly and gritted his teeth.
"Live under someone else's roof, and rely under someone else's roof..." I silently think in my heart.
"Thirty years from Hedong, thirty years from Hexi, don't bully the young man poor!" The fish cat looked at Jiang Bai, his eyes full of fighting spirit.
"The Return of the Fish Cat in the Sky"
The fish cat ran away, leaving two young couples in private conversation.
The fish cat was about to run out of the gate to find the little flower Fenghua Xueyue she just met next door.
To be continued...