Chapter 205 Ancient vines, old trees and crows, air-conditioning WIFI watermelons.
"There is a god in the future, and the god of the sun is smoking in the opposite direction."
"Do I have the chance to join forces with this UP host?" After watching Jiang Bai's prank video, Sao Zhu thought this young man was quite talented.
"Dream linkage?"
“Baifeng is absolutely welcome.”
"I can see if I can contact him at that time. I don't know what to do. I will see if I can arrange it at that time." Sao Zhu said hard.
I don’t know if I can connect and just magnify the words. I’m really a slut!
After watching this video, Sao Zhu was about to click on the ghost animal area to fulfill his promise to his friends - watch ghost animal.
After refreshing it casually, I found that the UP master in this prank area has been updated again.
"Devil Uncle's Homework Gift Pack"
"Damn it, this UP master will update the next day?" Sao Zhu was shocked and updated it after just after watching it.
Just now, Saozhu was still paying attention to the release time of this UP host, but it actually played millions in less than a day.
He was still sighing that he was so popular that he didn't expect another video to be updated.
When the fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked when they heard the question from Sao Zhu.
"Dogs bring wind and sun updates?"
"Damn it, no, Old Pigeon's Day update?"
"This is not the first time. Why did the video that has only been played in the market for 100,000 yuan? It has been restricted?"
"Incredible, the past weekly updates were not necessarily the same as the wind, but it was actually updated for three days a day. Is it a moral decline or..."
The pig decided to watch this video after watching the ghost beast. After all, there is no barrage on it just now.
The same sentence is still the case, the barrage is the soul of the broken station!
At the same time, Jiang Bai was accompanying Lu Gu around.
Recently, a new gravel road along the river was built in the neighborhood nearby, and there are various fitness equipment on the roadside.
Everything is for green environmental protection. After all, Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou are the leaders of China.
The two of them were tired of walking and saw the vending machine on the side of the road.
"What do you want?" Jiang Bai scanned the code and asked.
"Coca Cola."
"Don't you drink Pepsi?" Jiang Bai was puzzled.
"You remembered it wrong." Lu Gu said calmly.
Originally, Jiang Bai wanted to cheat Lu Gu, saying that this was a new vending machine and he would only sell the drinks he wanted.
But after thinking about it, he still didn't want to face Lu Gu's look like he looked at the fish cat, so he had to give up.
Jiang Bai pressed the payment button, and a bottle of Coca-Cola fell off by the vending machine, but...
"...This situation has only been heard online." Jiang Bai looked speechlessly at Coca-Cola, which was stuck between the partition and the shelves, and could not fall.
It's just right, Jiang Bai called him an expert.
The most mentally retarded thing about this kind of machine is that when used, it may cause the fallen drink to be stuck and it cannot be shaken.
Well, Jiang Bai was trying to shake the Coke down just now, but it was fruitless.
Although I am mentally retarded, I still have a lucky mentality. It is not my turn to have such a small probability.
No, no, no.
"You can drink Coca-Cola too." Lu Gu wanted to use the second bottle to smash the stuck Coke down.
"OK."
The other drinks were on the other side, with only a lonely Coca-Cola on the snack shelves.
If you order other drinks, you can't smash Coca-Cola, and it doesn't matter what Jiang Bai drinks.
Jiang Xiaobai is not afraid of meat and vegetables.
"What if mine falls down too?" Jiang Bai scanned the code again and prepared to buy a second bottle of Coca-Cola.
"Generally speaking, luck will not be so bad." Lu Gu analyzed rationally.
Then……
The two of them were silent at the same time, and then stared at them with big eyes.
Suddenly he laughed out loud, for no reason, after laughing, Lu Gu looked at Jiang Bai: "African Chief?"
"African chief is Jiang Bai." Jiang Bai nodded and accepted the title with a hint of humiliation.
After all, that situation, well, it is very rare for two bottles to get stuck together.
"Another bottle?" Consultant Lu said.
"Isn't that a waste?" Jiang Bai frowned.
"Student, it's summer now, we can put it in the refrigerator." Lu Gu rolled his eyes.
After Lu Gu said this, Jiang Bai remembered a poem:
The sky is pure sand and summer thoughts.
Ancient vines, old trees, crows, air conditioning, WIFI watermelon, Ge You's same sofa, sunset, I lie there, and then I have money to spend~
"good!"
Jiang Bai was about to have another bottle, but he remembered something: "What if it gets stuck again?"
"Then call the fault and ask them to come over to repair it. It's nothing to do once or twice. What we Chinese people pay attention to is that we only have three things to do," said Lu Guru.
Jiang Bai pressed the payment button randomly. This time, the vending machine might have heard Lu Gu's words and was timid.
One bottle smashed two bottles of Coca-Cola that were stuck together in one fell swoop.
"Clang clang clang clang clang" two bottles fell down together.
Lu Gu reached out and grabbed a bottle and opened the cap, feeling the carbonated drink exploded on the tip of his tongue.
"Cool!"
Coca-Cola is simply the greatest invention in the world!
The greatest invention in the world is changing at any time. If the weather is very hot, I come home and blow the air conditioner, then the air conditioner will become the greatest invention in the world.
People will change, and love will also change.
"By the way, the top 100 awards ceremony will be aired tonight."
"It will be broadcast tonight? I know."
Jiang Bai had already told Lu Gu that he had a video to shoot when the 100th broadcast was broadcast, so she would like to remind her.
"Go home with a cup of milk tea?" Jiang Bai looked at a popular milk tea shop in front of him and turned his head to look at Lu Gu.
"I want Oreo milk cover, what do you want?" Lu Gu had already taken out his cell phone to prepare for payment.
Love is mutual, and one party cannot always give.
"Just like you."
It doesn’t matter what you drink, the key is that women are to please themselves and have a beautiful meal.
After a while, two cups of milk tea were obtained, um... a paper straw.
This is why Jiang Bai hasn't drunk much milk tea recently. Paper straws are particularly annoying to Jiang Bai, a person who likes to bite straws.
How could anyone invent such a boring thing? Hello! How did you make me like to bite straws live?
"Go home?" The two of them walked to the entrance of the cinema holding hands.
"It's still early." Jiang Bai was obviously preparing to watch a movie.
Although he felt that he was not as happy as watching movies at the cinema at home.
You can't talk or talk, and you can't be covered in darkness around you, you can only see the big screen.
Jiang Bai once thought this was not good for his eyes...
But isn’t it the kind of atmosphere you want to go to the cinema?
"Go home." Lu Gu was obviously not very interested because she also felt that going to the cinema was not as pleasant as she seemed at home.
"OK."
The two reached an agreement and went home.
When two people are together, they always have to accommodate each other's little thoughts, such as Jiang Bai wants to go to the cinema.
Find a movie that no one watches and sit in the back row.
Where can a couple go to the cinema to watch a movie?
Moreover, Jiang Bai still has something to talk to Lu Gu today, but I will talk about it when I get home.
When the two of them talked about home, even if Jiang Bai rented a house near Shangyin, although Jiang Bai took a lot of money from the incentive plan of the broken station.
But you still have to consider carefully when buying a house.
Chapter completed!