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Chapter 236 "My Chairman Father"

"Reading comments? It's not that simple." Jiang Bai smiled slightly.

Recently, there is a very popular hot topic on the Internet, called the Poetry Appreciation Conference, which is an event jointly released by several highly-known Chinese writers' associations.

As a crab walking sideways on the broken station, would you still walk sideways without interrupting the poetry tasting conference?

Jiang Bai resolutely decided to hold a "Breaking Poetry Appreciation Conference".

Right, that’s right! At the Pokémon Tasting Conference, Jiang Bai planned to appreciate the poems of Pokémon netizens.

As for how these poems are to be taken, let me keep it a secret first.

"Oh, it's not that simple? Why isn't it simple?" Lu Gu narrowed his eyes.

I still read a comment so fancy, I really deserve to be you.

"You'll know when the time comes." Jiang Bai didn't answer, holding a 100,000 fan tag is the same as holding a black and white photo of a married woman.

He took Lu Gu home excitedly.

This hot spot has not been dug out at the broken station, so I have to go back and get it out as soon as possible.

When he got home, Jiang Bai posted a breaking website news on his mobile phone.

"【Poetry Call】The first Poetry Appreciation Conference of Pointing Station! The talented people from Pointing Station are welcome to contribute to this update, and I will read every poem carefully!"

"Poetry Appreciation Conference?"

"Isn't this something that has become popular recently? It's still good for students from famous universities to participate."

"Submitted by netizens on the website?"

"Not blowing or dark, I feel that this wave of video playback of the wind may fall from the altar. To be honest, this subject is not very good."

"The ones upstairs may not be able to play, but the reputation is hard to say."

Jiang Bai looked at the barrage and was very happy at that time.

Who wants those particularly beautiful and gorgeous poems? There is no highlight at all. Netizens who have broken the site will probably only say that they are awesome after reading them. If you read them too much, they will have aesthetic fatigue.

What you need is to break the work of netizens in the website, so that you can get traffic. Add one or two decent poems, tsk.

Jiang Bai ignored these comments that advised him to give up, but posted a lilac poem to remind netizens of the direction that the poetic style of the website should be closer.

"I know

You're all very talented

but

Don't just write ancient poems

Qu Gao

Poorly combined

A very modern poem

The more funny, the more outrageous, the more silly

The better

otherwise

No playback volume

--"flow""

After typing, I closed the broken station with satisfaction and enjoyed the quiet visit to Shanghai at midnight.

This kind of thing needs to be fermented and will not be able to produce good works in a short while. Jiang Bai decided to start recording this video a week later and prepare to open a box.

Jiang Bai, who had already lying down, just closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep. Suddenly he remembered something, a carp beats him up!

Wow! What a guy, he was flashing.

Jiang Bai held his waist and opened his phone to talk about the rewards for the top two people in this call for papers.

In fact, he himself didn't think about what to use as a reward, and the order did not prevent him from sending it while thinking.

"I forgot to say that this time the reward is, the top three people who call for papers will receive..." Jiang Bai put a quote here, which seemed to be a silence, but in fact he didn't even think about what to use as a reward.

Jiang Bai glanced left and right, and took a look at a few pieces of clothes. The last time he went to participate in an offline event on the broken station, the packaging had not been removed.

There are several cultural shirts, only white background, and the patterns of the clothes need to be designed by yourself.

If the top three people should be creative talents, then Jiang Bai decided to allocate these cultural shirts to the top three.

"A style-bringing art and cultural shirt! Winners please send a private address~"

Yes, that's right, the shameless Jiang Bai has already claimed to be a cultural shirt with a wind, but he only signed his online name on the cuffs of the shirt.

I can walk with wind.

I hope you can walk and get the wind after wearing it.

Soon, a week passed, and Jiang Bai was fiddling with the camera to prepare for the shooting. Next to the sofa was a selected broken website netizen contributed.

There is also a big box that was unboxed today.

"Hello, dear audience friends, I'm the wind~"

"My friends who clicked on this video must have noticed the words "Poetry Appreciation Conference". I noticed that these words were flooded with the screen on my social networking website a few days ago."

The popularity of poetry appreciation conferences has become increasingly popular in recent days, and masters from Chinese departments of major universities have actively signed up.

There are even some poems that are comparable to Jiang Bai's college entrance examination essays. Jiang Bai can only say that many capable people emerge.

CCTV has prepared an official poetry appreciation conference...

But it's nothing to do with Jiang Bai. Jiang Bai just wants to take advantage of the popularity.

"I smelled the traffic, so I decided resolutely! When a wave of followers, the stitching monster."

"So I posted a press conference last Friday! Everyone is welcome to contribute actively~ The so-called reward must be a brave man. I have set up an award, which is the style-wearing art and cultural shirt!"

The shameless "Reward".

"This dress is not blown or black. If you wear it, no female guest will turn off the lights."

Because it hasn't been lit at all.

"Soon, I received nearly 30,000 submissions, and my level was very high without exception. As expected, you still covet my style art and cultural shirt."

"High Level"

"But Biaofeng is here to talk about it first~ After all, the video is limited in length, and it is impossible to include all the poems, so you can only select them from the best."

"Okay, let's enjoy the first work."

Jiang Bai discovered that netizens in the broken website were really talented, at least these poems were written in a very good way.

There is something, and there is even a few sentences in Jiang Bai who thinks it is a bit of internal flavor.

"ah!

Choose me!

I will be three consecutive!—"Insider"

"This poem, tsk, is vivid and refined, and has the style of Li Du, I think it's full mark (bushi)"

"The following song..."

"Writing modern poetry

First, you must know how to use the Enter key

Secondly, we must meet

Use it randomly

Car Key——"Creation of Modern Poetry"

"What a good poem, what a good poem! If you add a little bit of shit, pee, you will probably be able to keep up with the level of an associate professor in the Chinese department of a certain college."

Recently, a scandal broke out in the literary world. The poems written by an associate professor in the Chinese department of a certain college are nonsense but have been unanimously praised by the literary world.

Her poems are characterized by random segmentation and combination of shit, urine and farts. In this way, they are even praised wildly, and even exaggeratedly become the "successor of the postmodernist style."

That's outrageous? I don't know who gave her the courage.

Later, netizens discovered that the chairman of the Writers Association was her father...

Good guy, "My Chairman's Father"?

Are you the contemporary Yuan Hua?

Jiang Bai was about to read the next poem, but he didn't expect that the name of the author of the poem "Creation of Modern Poetry" just now made Jiang Bai a little sad.

"No, brother, to be honest, there is a big problem with your name. It is recommended to use six coins to change the name!" Jiang Bai's face turned black.

It's really because this name is too ungrateful.
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