Chapter 2 The strange brain circuit
"Self-introduction? Teacher, you should first demonstrate this kind of thing, right?"
As soon as Kakashi finished speaking, Naruto was impatient to express his opinion. Although Haruno Sakura did not speak, the same thing revealed in her eyes. As for Sasuke...
Sasuke is still maintaining a cold look that he doesn't care about anything, as if he doesn't care much about everything in this world.
"Can I come first? Yes..."
Kakashi raised his eyebrows, thought for a few seconds, and gave a self-introduction that was perfunctory.
"My name is Haki Kakashi. I like a lot of things and hate a lot of things. I'm going to keep this secret for the time being, and I can't tell you!"
"So, Mr. Kakashi, you are introducing loneliness!"
Although I had read the script a long time ago and knew what Kakashi's self-introduction would look like, when I actually heard Kakashi's self-introduction, Haruno Sakura still couldn't help but want to complain.
"We still don't know anything except your name!"
"Well, don't pay too much attention to these unimportant details. Anyway, I've already introduced myself, and it's your turn next!"
Kakashi waved his hand indifferently and glanced at the three of them.
"Who of you three will come first?"
"I'll come first, I'll come first..."
Naruto, who has the most lively personality, raised his hand very actively and grabbed the first place to introduce himself.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My favorite thing is ramen, especially the ramen made by Uncle Ilro. I hate waiting for the three minutes to be brewed. As for my future dream..."
Speaking of this, Naruto first pushed the forehead guard on his forehead with his hand, and then said loudly: "I am the man who wants to be Naruto!"
Become a Naruto?
Looking at the sunny smile on Naruto's face, Kakashi couldn't help but feel lost for a moment.
This kind of sunny smile is really similar to his teacher!
"Naruto, are you sure this is your dream? If you are sure, I can provide you with some help!"
Just as Kakashi was in memory, Haruno Sakura touched her chin and asked Naruto thoughtfully.
"Sakura, what are you good at?"
Upon hearing this, Naruto couldn't help but lit up and looked at Haruno Sakura with anticipation.
"The method is very simple..."
Haruno Sakura suddenly raised a strange smile on her face and said, "Naruto, you just need to find a way to make the third generation of adults bend it, and then go to recommend yourself to the pillow mat, so that you can become the Naruto man immediately!"
Naruto & Sasuke & Kakashi & the third generation peeking remotely in the office:…”
So, in your eyes, what does it mean to be a man who is Naruto?
"Well, that's it, just kidding, don't mind!"
Seeing the speechless expressions of several people, Haruno Sakura couldn't help but smile and touched her nose, sat there pretending to be a good person, trying to quickly turn the matter over.
Seeing Haruno Sakura's appearance, the few people did not continue to focus on this matter. After all, this topic is related to the third generation of Naruto, so it is better not to talk too much about the leader's affairs.
Naruto's self-introduction turned over. Sasuke looked in the direction of Haruno Sakura, and then he started to speak out after finding that the other party showed no sign of speaking.
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I don't have anything I like, nor do I hate anything I particularly hate. As for my future dream..."
Speaking of this, Sasuke paused for a moment, and then continued: "Or it is called ambition. I want to revive the Uchiha clan and kill that man..."
At the end, everyone present heard a strong hatred from Sasuke's tone, and Naruto, who mistakenly thought that the man Sasuke was going to kill was his own, couldn't help swallowing nervously.
He just likes to talk to Sasuke on weekdays. There is no need to be so serious about this guy, right? He actually wants to kill him?
"Revitalize the Uchiha clan? I think you should give up this dream as soon as possible, after all, this is a very unrealistic thing..."
After pondering for a while, Sakura Haruno decided to persuade Sasuke. After all, everyone was a teammate. It was always not good to watch his teammates immersed in daydreams.
However, before Haruno Sakura finished speaking, Sasuke's face turned black like the bottom of the pot.
"What did you say?"
Sasuke looked at Haruno Sakura very angry. Revitalizing the Uchiha clan and revenge can be said to be his biggest dream in his life, but now someone commented on his dream like this? How could he not be angry?
"Don't be angry, listen to me and settle the calculations with you..."
Haruno Sakura didn't care about Sasuke's anger at all, but instead made up her mind with the other party with her fingers.
"I don't know how many people there were in the Uchiha clan before, but as Konoha's former wealthy family, the number of people is definitely not small. Let's give an example. If the Uchiha clan originally had 1,000 people, then if you want to revive Uchiha, you have to restore at least half of the population of the Uchiha clan. Even if you don't recover more than half, we will calculate according to half of it, which is still five hundred people. Now, you are the only one of the Uchiha clans in Konoha. In this way, if you want to revive Uchiha, you must give birth to five hundred children by your own strength..."
Speaking of this, Haruno Sakura suddenly showed a very emotional expression on her face.
"You can give birth to five hundred children with your own strength, and you may not be able to do it if you squeeze your kidneys dry..."
“…”
Why does this child always look at things so strangely?
Listening to Haruno Sakura's analysis, Kakashi's mouth suddenly couldn't help but twitch, and his forehead was covered with black lines.
It’s really a god who gave birth to five hundred children with his own strength. Is that what people mean by revitalizing Uchiha?
While Kakashi was complaining speechlessly in her heart, Sasuke was almost so angry that he vomited blood.
"I want to revive the reputation of the Uchiha clan, not to regenerate the Uchiha clan..."
Sasuke gritted his teeth and said that it was the first time he had such a huge emotional fluctuation since the genocide incident that year.
This feeling is really bad!
"Hey? Is that true? I'm really sorry, I actually misunderstood what you mean..."
Haruno Sakura blinked her eyes, said sorry without sincerity, and shook her head and sighed.
"But Erzhuzi, you are really good. Why don't you say it clearly? If you can make it clearer, you won't be able to make such a big mistake!"
Sasuke: "…"
Chapter completed!