Chapter forty-six old acquaintances(1/2)
Chapter 46 Old Knowledge
I want to teach Ditans how to pick up girls. However, we are the boss of the guild, so there is no need to go to everything in person. Open the guild communication crystal and contact the God of War. "Hey, Master Staff, please check out who is the person who is the best at handling female things in this guild."
"You mean to find someone who is the best at picking up girls, right? Needless to say, I can understand it."
"Yes, yes, please check it out."
"The person who is the best at dealing with female problems in this guild is the best in the world, and his profession is the Dark Knight. This kid currently has fourteen lovers. He has chased 170 girls in six months since he joined the association, with a success rate of more than 90%. Moreover, the girl is still reluctant to part with him after the breakup, and there is no jealousy or complaining at all. I judged that he is a master in this field. I just checked the national population management system and found that this kid is actually a student in the Department of Psychology of the Medical School."
"Psychology? No wonder!" I nodded. "Where is he now?"
“In South America.”
"Why did he go there?"
"It's not the kind of tourism route you're doing in South America. It's now in the expansion stage, and people like him are just right for this."
"Okay, I need his help now. When will you get him in front of me as soon as possible?"
"Where are you?"
"The Temple of Darkness in Europe."
"That's in Germany. If you are not in a hurry, use the teleportation array to turn around one by one, and you will be able to reach your side in 19 minutes and forty seconds."
"Okay, let him come right now."
The calculation of the God of War was very accurate. The number one in the world happened to enter the Dark Temple at the time the God of War said. The God servant, who had been notified, led him into the interior of the temple. As a result, when he pushed open the door, we happened to see the dark witch leading the way running away with a shy face. This guy is simply awesome. It's only a few steps from the gate to get here! I can get one of them. I really can't accept it!
"President, why are you calling me so urgently?"
I first looked at the world's number one. I have to say that his appearance is indeed very lethal. He has a high nose, big eyes, and handsomeness with a little evil taste. Usually, this kind of man is very lethal to women. Most men in the world attach great importance to women's appearance, but women are the same as men. His handsome appearance has won the favor of women. Adding his evil temperament can further stimulate women's curiosity and motherhood. It makes women unconsciously attracted to them. This is an innate advantage. Of course, this kind of advantage alone can only increase the advantages, but it is not a decisive factor. The key is to look at people's methods of dealing with things, which is the key. However, since this guy is learning psychology, this aspect is naturally not much worse.
After examining this guy, I reached out to Ditans. "This is Lord Ditans, the main god of the Dark Temple in Europe."
"I've seen Lord Lord God." The world's number one immediately practiced a knight theory. He knew that such a big boss-level NPC could not offend him.
I immediately said to him: "The best in the world, I heard you have some tricks to deal with women's problems, right?"
"Ah?..." The world's number one was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect me to ask this. He smiled awkwardly. "This... is barely OK! Is this related to calling me here?"
"Of course." I immediately pointed at Ditans. "Mr. Ditans fell in love with the European God of Love, but the God of Love reacted coldly to Master Ditans' pursuit, so I need your help and guide Master Ditans how to launch this pursuit offensive."
"Oh. So that's how it is!" The world's number one immediately circled around Ditans, then nodded and said, "Don't worry, President and Ditans, this should not be difficult. Ditans' appearance can be said to be very good, so there are no flaws in this regard. All you need is to make some adjustments in your techniques. I believe that since Ditans can become a main god, his intelligence should be not low, and he will learn quickly."
"That's good." Seeing Ditans's heartbroken look, I immediately patted the shoulder of the world's No. 1: "Then I'll leave it to you. After I leave, you will be responsible for guiding Lord Ditans here to pursue the God of Love." Speaking of this, I took the opportunity to stick to the world's No. 1's ear and whispered: "During this time, you can extort more benefits from him. No matter what you can knock, it's up to you. Don't start with it. This guy is very fat, and it's okay to slaughter a few more."
The world's number one looked at me in surprise immediately, and I gave him a meaningful look. Then he turned to Ditans and said, "I have also transferred my best people in this regard to you. You can't be without any expression, right?"
"What are you going to blackmail me again? Don't be too arrogant. Every time you bastard come over, the land here will sink three feet. Locusts are not as lethal as you pass through the border!"
"It's not about asking for something for you, but about working with you to fight a war."
"Who is calling you again?"
"Freedom Alliance."
"American?"
"They are just one of them. This time, maybe they will become a world war! But you are the Lord of Darkness. You know more about this kind of thing than me. When the corpses are everywhere on the battlefield are the day when you and I have a full warehouse of gold."
"May the whole world go to hell." Ditans stretched out a hand. I immediately held it with him.
"As long as your Dark Temple can stand firmly on my side, I promise that your hell will have enough souls for you to lead."
“Happy cooperation.”
The world's number one shivered next to him. "I finally know why you are the bosses of the side, but I can only give it to others now!"
Distans and I looked at him and smiled: "Because you don't have the kind of cruelty to take human life seriously."
"I'll just be my playboy honestly."
I looked at Ditans again and said, "I will send someone to discuss the specific content of the battle with you. Now we will confirm it for the time being. I have something to do, so I will take a step first. Even if you have any questions, he will help you if you have any questions."
"Come on, get out of here! I feel sore when I see you. You vampire!"
I was coaxed and driven by Ditans and threw it out of the Dark Temple, but at least I got a promise to support me in combat field and a lot of benefits from him, and I also got a magic pet egg. However, I made a lot of money this time.
After leaving the temple, I had to go to several places continuously and read the task list given by the military god. It seemed that I had to go to Egypt to negotiate with the European Temple of Light. This bastard, the warrior, wanted to exhaust me to death! Fortunately, there was a negotiation team in our bank who helped me get out with a lot of tasks, otherwise I would have to faint from running alone.
Compared with Egypt, the Temple of Light in Europe is of course closer to the Temple of Light in France. But considering that the situation in the Temple of Light is too chaotic, I decided to go to Egypt first. Now our guild still has no power in Egypt, so it is more troublesome to go there. Fortunately, the Iron Crusader had an enclave next to Egypt. I borrowed the Iron Crusader's teleportation array and first passed to the other side, and then rode a bird across the border and entered Egypt.
It was already late at night when I arrived in Egypt, but this time I was looking for NPC, not a player. Time doesn't matter. The problem is that I suddenly remembered that I didn't know where the Egyptian gods live! To be honest, there are many temples in Egypt, but that is not the residence of God, it is just a place where people sacrifice gods, and it has nothing to do with God himself. I think there should be only one god that I can find directly after thinking about it. That is Horus.
Horus is the god of the city in Egyptian mythology, and the Egyptians believe that the Pharaoh is the incarnation of Horus on the earth, so Horus is a bit similar to the Chinese imperial star, which directly controls the earth god on earth. Since we need to control the earth, we cannot always stay in other places, so even if other gods are difficult to find, Horus is probably in the earth.
I was about to find someone to ask where I could see the Pharaoh, but the ring of love suddenly rang out. "Husband, I've received the three of them."
"Then bring them to Aisinger to get to know the environment, and I'll go there halfway."
"OK."
After I cut off the contact, I teleported to Cairo first, which is much deserted than when I came last time. I remember that the terrifying abortion I encountered when I arrived in Egypt last time was terrifying. Although there are many people now, it will not affect normal walking.
After leaving the Teleportation Hall, I directly found the guard outside the gate. "Hi! Do you still remember me?"
"You are the golemn man riding on the last time on God's Chosen Day?" The guard obviously still remembers me.
"You have a good memory! Ask you something about it."
"What's up?"
"What do I do if I want to see Pharaoh?"
"Not everyone can see Pharaoh. Is there anything important to you when you find Pharaoh?"
"I actually have something to do with Anubis, but I don't know how to contact him, so I want to ask if there is any way to contact him." In fact, the city of the guild has a communication magic item connected to the Great God Palace in Egypt, but that thing is an alarm line that prevents people from robbing the ring of the guild. Only the alarm ability cannot be called. As long as I touch that thing, all Egyptian gods will take the guy to the city of the guild. This is a bit like a fire alarm button. You can't call the fire alarm to see someone in the fire alarm squadron? Therefore, although that thing can be contacted by the Egyptian earth god, I can't use it.
When the guards heard that they were looking for Anubis, they immediately looked me up and down in surprise. Then one of the guards said, "If you want to see Lord Mummy God, you don't have to find Pharaoh. We also know how to contact you."
"Oh, really? Then please help."
"Come with me." The talking guard took me all the way through the city streets before reaching a very inconspicuous building.
“Where is this place?”
“Slaughterhouse.”
"What?"
"Slaughterhouse." The guard repeated. "There are a large number of creatures dying here every day. So the Mummy God will send special servants to watch here. If you have a way to find a psychic, you can see the God servant. As long as you ask the God servant to help, you will definitely find the Mummy God."
"Then there is no need to worry about it, I can do spiritual skills myself."
"Then you go in by yourself, I'll leave first." The guard turned around and left, and I walked into the slaughterhouse.
This place has to slaughter a large number of creatures every day to meet the needs of the entire city. In "Zero", the city's free NPC life is completely simulated according to reality, so the free NPC and the food consumed by the players are not directly refreshed, but animals or plants are first produced. Then they are processed separately. To be different from the real world, at most, the program is simplified a little.
I walked into this building alone, and after I opened the door, a bloody smell came to my face almost smoked me out. "Wow... so big!"
"If thousands of animals bleed in your house every day, the taste would not be much better than here." A butcher with blood all over his body stood in front of me with a machete and shook his sword and asked me, "Then what are you doing here?"
"I'll meet Anubis's servant."
"The servant of the mummy God? We don't have a servant here. If you want to worship God, there will be an statue of the God of the Underworld in the backyard."
"Can I let me go and see?" As soon as I finished speaking, the guy opposite was about to open his mouth and refuse, but his expression quickly fell over because I was holding a small piece of gold in my hand. "I believe you are a very hospitable person."
"That's that's it. Who doesn't know that I, Goffsta, are the most hospitable person in this area. Just watch it if you want." He almost grabbed the gold and took it over. Although this kind of free NPC has no combat power, killing them for no reason will attract the city defense team, so it is best not to cause trouble.
For the sake of gold, the butcher politely sent me to the backyard and went back to work. Anyway, there was no valuable thing here, and it was not worth watching me from the side. In fact, as soon as he brought me in, I was shocked by the scene in front of me. I saw a stone statue of Osiris, a small square-like stone tree in the middle of the yard, and six tables were placed under the stone statue. Behind each table was a monster with a wolf head. I knew this monster, and this thing was all in Anubis's Legion of Death. In Egypt, few people do not recognize this creature with a jackal head, because Anubis himself also has this shape. However, unlike Anubis' Legion of Death, although these guys looked terrible, they were holding quills and quickly recording something there. They were completely like a civilian.
Compared to the monsters sitting behind these six tables, the scene in front of the table is even more shocking. The entire yard is filled with all kinds of animals, or the souls of animals. These poor little things either have no heads or have been cut open. Anyway, they look scary. But at this time, they are all lined up in an orderly manner, walking to the table one by one and saying something.
I walked to the front of the team curiously. Anyway, these souls themselves do not take up space, and even if I overlap with them, there is no big problem. Because my dark attributes include psychic abilities, I can clearly see what these little things and those monsters are doing.
The target I am now focusing on is a sheep. Its head seems unstable to hang around its neck. It always feels like it is about to fall off, and there is a long piece of internal organ under its belly. At this time, it happened to walk to the first table. Then the monster behind the table took out a card, and asked without raising his head: "Name, race, cause of death."
"Baba, the race is goats, and the cause of death is slaughter."
"Next." The monster on the first table recorded these and put the floor cards in a long wooden groove on the next table. This wooden groove looks like the box used for playing cards in the blockade, but it is a bit simpler. The monster sitting behind the first table puts the card in from one end of the box, and the monster on the table draws a card from the other end. You can see that there are a lot of cards in the box lined up, and there are obviously many animals waiting. Just now, the goat saw that the card was sent to the second table and immediately ran to the back of the queue in front of the table to queue.
At this time, the monster on the second table was asking a cow. "Do you have any grievances?"
"Yes, I was killed by the butcher. I helped the master work. But now I am old. The master sold me to the butcher. After the butcher killed me, I also sold my meat to others for food. I was so unfair."
"You are a cow in your life, of course you are killed and eaten meat except for working. What an injustice is this? Go to the next table to queue up." The card was stuffed onto the third table again.
The cow was half-processed on the third table at this time. The monster took a piece of crystal and pressed it on the cow's head, then took it back and took it back to look at it. "The good intention index is 74, the bad intention index is 3, OK, I'll queue up at the next table."
These cards were passed down all the way to the last table. The monster finally got the card and checked it, then used a piece of crystal to cover it like a stamp, and handed it to the animal in front. "Hold this." As soon as the animal took the card, it disappeared from the spot with the card.
At least I am also known as the King of Hell, the 11th Hall of Yama in China. If I can’t understand what I am doing, I’m going to be an idiot. They are obviously sorting the souls of the deceased. The Hall of Yama in China uses similar office methods, but they serve much better than us. The souls of the dead creatures on our side walk to Fengdu City by themselves, and then from the Yin-Yang Road of Fengdu City to divert the souls of the dead to different Halls according to the busy conditions of each hall, the staff in Egypt actually came to the door to serve and opened a registration point directly in the backyard of the slaughterhouse. I have to admire this guy Anubis, he is so dedicated!
"Hey, do you guys know me?"
The six monsters who were working with their heads down suddenly looked up at me, and then one of them suddenly recognized me. "Are you... the God-Choose?"
"Fortunately someone knows me." I nodded and said, "It's me. Can you help me contact Anubis?"
"Mr. Anubis is not here now."
"I know he is not here, I mean contact him and I'm going to see him."
To be continued...