Chapter 37 Thousand-hand Guanyin(2/2)
"Is it them? The damn Buddhist sect!"
I quickly said, "Because it was a single line contact, Tathagata did not know about this. It seemed that Guanyin had secretly received a report on the way to come. Although he knew the situation, Guanyin was not prepared enough, so I blocked her while she was not careful. It would be even more troublesome if she told Tathagata about it. I could only take the two harms together in parallel!"
"You did a good job. If Guanyin told the Tathagata about it, it would be troublesome. But at least you should tell me first, and it would be almost inaccessible."
"We can't inform you that you have been with Tathagata! Besides, didn't your surprised expression increase the credibility?"
"Yeah. This makes sense."
I looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Now that Guanyin has occupied this magic pearl, Vermilion Bird has no way to control it. Can the Heavenly Court find a way to help me get another seal?"
"This is the place." The Jade Emperor suddenly remembered something and said, "By the way. Please release Guanyin quickly."
"Why?" I was startled: "It may be a bit troublesome for us to deal with her!"
The Jade Emperor snatched the bead and released Guanyin, saying, "Don't you know that Guanyin is a delicate body?"
As soon as I finished speaking, Guanyin in the bead was released. But I was stunned. "Where is Guanyin?" The place where I came out was indeed a woman, but she was not Guanyin. Guanyin was a middle-aged beauty who looked nearly forty years old and well-maintained, but in front of me was a young girl of eighteen years old. Although their clothes and distribution were exactly the same, their appearance was a hundred and eighteen miles apart. The two of them not only had a different age, but also had completely different appearances. Guanyin I sealed looked very gentle and easy. Almost people from the Buddhist sect had such an appearance, but now this girl is closer to a witch. She exuded a scent that makes people want to commit crime.
"Haha, there are only a few people who know this secret Heavenly Court, don't be surprised." The Jade Emperor patted my shoulder and said, "You should understand the saying that people should not behave like this. Not a ferocious god or evil person must be a villain. Look, isn't the Marshal of the Heavenly Palace just growing a pig's head?"
"Marson of the Heavenly Pan? Didn't he go to the Buddha Sect to be the altar envoy?"
The Jade Emperor knocked me: "Didn't you tell you that it was made up by the Buddha Sect to deceive mortals? I told you that Sun Wukong was deceived and exchanged to the Buddha Sect. Tang Sanzang's real numbers monitored Sun Wukong's prison officer. Since these two are fake, how could there be any other things like the altar purifier, all of which are lie. The Marshal of the Heavenly Shed is indeed named Zhu Bajie, but that is his own name, not a name given by Tang Monk."
Li Jing also said: "When Tianpeng was the commander of my 100,000 naval army, Tang Seng didn't know where to stay? When was it his turn to give the name to Tianpeng?"
I nodded: "I understand."
The Jade Emperor continued, "The people in my heaven are ugly and beautiful. But they are kind-hearted and have the same kind heart. Therefore, they are not right to judge people. How could the Buddha sect be kind and kind? You can't think of it!"
I suddenly understood: "The Jade Emperor means that the Buddha Sect is good at changing appearance? Guanyin is actually not the true form? Then should this girl be...?"
"Haha, you finally guessed it." The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Guanyin was originally the third princess of the South China Sea. She was born with a fairy of the Dragon Clan. She was born with a delicate body and naturally tempted all masculine things. Simply put, it is particularly easy to attract the opposite sex. It is an attraction regardless of race. The legend of the legend of the Thousand-Handed Guanyin is actually a god and the word was misled by the human world. The first one was said to be the Thousand-Handed Guanyin, and the head was the head of the head, which was not the human hands. She said that her thousand songs were not a thousand heads, but described her good at changing her appearance and having a thousand faces. So it became a thousand songs. What you see now is the true appearance. This is the basic form of the Linglong body, which is her true appearance."
What a funny mistake. Thousand-armed Guanyin turned out to be Thousand-armed Guanyin. If you misunderstand a word, the meaning is completely different. "Thousand-armed Guanyin! I got it this time. I didn't expect that Guanyin was so charming."
"Erotic?" The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's not just enchanting! Since the Pangu Shangshen opened the world, he has produced three exquisite jade bodies, one Guanyin, one Chang'e, and one purple bamboo."
"The Purple Bamboo Fairy is also a delicate body?"
"Yes." The Jade Emperor explained: "Although Linglong's body changes its appearance, it can block the charming aura. The natural attraction will not be blocked. If the Buddha Sect wants to promote itself to gather a large number of believers, it needs such friendly characters to win over mortals in the world. There are so many Buddhas in the Buddha Sect. Who did you hear of the people who preached in the world? All of them are Guanyin running around because she is naturally attractive because she is Linglong's body."
Dizzy! In this way, Guanyin is not quite as cool as those who wear stimulating women outside the mall? I feel that their work seems to be similar in nature, just to use their own attraction to gather popularity.
Guanyin in the field is now standing there unable to move, standing there honestly looking around in panic, but she is completely powerless. "Why can't she move so well?"
Li Jing said: "Did you forget what my land tower is called?"
"Linglong Pagoda? Is it related to Linglong Body?"
"The Linglong Body belongs to Yin, so it attracts the qi of Yang Steel. The Linglong Baota uses locking the Yin energy to prevent the flow of Yin and Yang to achieve the sealing effect. It is the most easily controlled attribute of my Linglong Baota. This is when a mouse meets a cat and encounters a natural enemy."
"What if I go out?"
"Go out? That's a problem. The three of us may not be her opponents when we go together. The cultivation speed of Linglong Body is ten times that of normal people. Except for Chang'e, the other two of the three Linglong Body are masters among the masters. The strength of Zizhu Fairy and Guanyin are comparable."
"But what are we doing now? Keep her blocking?"
"Hehe." The Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing: "Taibai, please tell me."
"What? It's so strange?" I saw the people around me all looked strange, as if they were laughing.
Taibai Jinxing coughed first before speaking: "The pure Yin attribute of Linglong body will attract all masculinity. To be vulgar is particularly attractive. But this is a physical problem, not a personality problem. Any Linglong body is particularly dedicated because of its extremely Yin attribute. If you can find a fairy partner, you will definitely follow it for life."
"I understand. As long as you find a man for her, she will definitely obey this man, right? But will she love her lover like this and we arrange for her?"
"Don't fall in love with it." Taibai said: "The pairing I'm talking about is that."
"Rape?" I realized in surprise what the eyes around me meant. "Don't look at me, you won't do it if you beat me to death. I have a wife, so I want to rape you yourself."
Taibai immediately said: "The Linglong Body is a natural spiritual gathering array. It can improve your power level a few times, which will be beneficial to you."
"Then what are you doing?"
The Jade Emperor shook his head: "There is that jealous jar at home. If I had made Guanyin that, she wouldn't have turned the sky over?"
I immediately looked at Erlang Shen, and Erlang Shen quickly shook his head: "My name is Xiao Cui and finally agreed to date me. If she knew about it, I would be finished!"
"Xiao Cui? Can the immortal fall in love?"
The Jade Emperor immediately said, "Nonsense, otherwise how do you think the Queen Mother came from? Do you think there are so many fairies in the Heavenly Court? The immortals pay attention to the principle of Tai Chi, and only by harmonizing Yin and Yang can they regenerate and cycle. How can two people come from practicing together? Do you know why Sun Wukong is nothing but better than Zi Zhu's exquisite girl?"
"Can't it be because of his strong ability?"
"You will know when you go to his Huaguo Mountain. The little monkeys are all over his home."
"Since dual cultivation is so good, then Taibai, King Li, you two are the ones."
Taibai quickly shook his head: "Laojun, I don't like this, it's better for me to practice alone. Besides, you are too tough at my age, right?"
Li Jing shook his head violently: "I have given birth to three sons for me, so I can't be so inhumane."
"Everyone of you knows how to take care of your family, just think I am a beast?"
"Aren't you a romantic?" Li Jing quickly flattered and tried to solve the problem.
I suddenly clapped my hands: "I have it."
"Do you agree?" Li Jing asked impatiently.
"Agree with you. I've come up with a solution."
"How?" Li Jing looked at me in confusion.
The Jade Emperor also looked at me and said, "What are you going to do?"
"Hehe, although I can't be sorry for my wife. But I have a regular army composed of twenty-one guardian knights and thousands of Tyrannosaurus knights."
"Hey, hey! You don't want to use her as a military prostitute, do you?" Erlang Shen said something that almost made me choke to death by saliva.
"Ahem! Can't you make me think brighter? I mean to find a husband among these people. Can't I choose one who is worthy of her? Although the Tyrannosaurus Knight has no physical body, I haven't poured all the black crystals in my hands. Once the gathering can be completed, I will definitely evolve into the physical body. Whoever takes her on me will make me the general of the Tyrannosaurus Knight. If it really doesn't work, I will have a million city guards. By the way, the commander-in-chief of our army is good. He is the younger brother of Vina, the goddess of chaos and order, is he worthy of her?"
"This method is good." The Jade Emperor nodded immediately: "You should hurry up and ask for marriage after you go back."
"It's not that I'm a soul-sighting, but that I'm a marriage for Guanyin."
"Anyway, if you find someone to get her on, we will be safe. She must have never seen her appearance. After all, the transformation ability of Linglong Body is born and will not be easily shown. As long as she does not appear in the image of Guanyin in the future, no one will recognize her."
I pointed at the top of my head: "What should I do with the one above?"
"Use this first." Erlang Shen threw me a small belt, and it seemed a little shorter, and the baby couldn't use it!
"What is this?"
"The first round of orders was ordered. In the past, Xiaotian Dog used land. Now he is obedient and doesn't need this."
"Isn't it just a dog's neck ring? How to use it?"
"If you hold this circle with you, the other party will not be able to resist your direct order. It is similar to the seal before, but it has a stronger function."
"It's really good." In the past, the restriction of seals was just to prevent Zhuque from doing anything, such as not moving, but this could control her and not disobey her direct orders. That means she could directly order her to do something. "I'll go up and put it on her." I was stunned as soon as I ran to the second floor. I quickly retreated. "King Li Tian, why are you breaking the tower?"
"Ah? What's wrong?" Li Jing looked at me in confusion.
"You come up and see it yourself."
Li Jing ran up and shouted immediately: "Ah? What's going on?"
When Li Jing called everyone to run up. He saw a golden rope on the floor of the second floor of Linglong Pagoda. There were several broken joints in the middle of the rope. There was a big hole in the wall on the side, and the edges of the hole were still smoked. You could tell at a glance that it was a burned hole.
"How can she go out? Can't anyone lock your Linglong Pagoda?" the Jade Emperor asked.
I slapped my head: "I understand. This tower can only lock in negative substances and use the principle of complementary yin and yang to block positive substances. However, the Vermilion Bird is a pure fire element that has no yin attributes at all, and does not require yin and yang circulation. She circulates with fire by herself. Your tower is no different from ordinary towers for her."
Erlang Shen turned around and crawled out of the hole: "Catch her back first."
I quickly jumped out, and the Jade Emperor and Taibai had to leave first. Li Jing put away the tower and repaired the big hole for the time being. The magic weapon's ability to repair itself is pretty good.
There were guards outside our tower, but at this time they were lying all over the ground. The guards were all facing away from the tower. Who would have thought that someone would attack behind them? But she alarmed several guards. All the soldiers nearby were led over. As soon as we left the tower, we could hear the sound of fighting.
Following the sound, I soon discovered the escaped Zhuque. She is no longer as fierce as she used to be. Seven or eight god awards and a group of heavenly soldiers blocked her, and no matter how she rushed, she couldn't rush out. Li Jing and Erlang's god-like addition instantly had an overwhelming advantage, and he immediately put the Zhuque down. Two gods pressed her down, one left and one right. I went over and put the collar on her and let them let go.
As soon as Suzaku got free, he immediately jumped up and punched him. I said without dodging or dodging: "Don't hit me."
Her fist stopped inch in front of me, as if it hit a wall. She looked at her hand in surprise and then used force again, but she couldn't push it.
"Stand up." I said softly, Zhuque immediately straightened up. She wanted to struggle, but her body was completely disobedient and anxious. Her tears were almost falling.
"Turn three times in place." After I said this, she immediately started to turn around in place, and accurately turned three times in and she returned to her erect posture.
I looked at Erlang Shen: "If you don't contribute such a good thing early."
"Isn't this for you?"
"Suhuque. Listen." I said to Suzuque: "This thing on your neck can control your movements, so don't try to resist or escape. I just have one word to make you live and die. I said, don't make me angry. As long as you are obedient, it will only benefit you and not harm you."
"Ph." Zhuque actually spat on me with a saliva on his face.
My face turned cloudy in an instant. "You start laughing now. When do you think you are willing to be obedient, stop by yourself." As soon as I finished speaking, Suzaku started to laugh and the more I laughed, he became more and more powerful. Finally, he rolled around with his stomach covering his body.
Don’t think that laughing is just a simple and happy thing. Although people laugh when they are happy, sometimes it is painful to laugh. When laughing, people’s facial muscles, chest muscles, and abdominal muscles will enter a state of intense convulsions. If you laugh for a short time, it’s nothing. If you laugh a little longer, you will feel the abdominal muscles even more. This is the origin of the stomachache that makes you laugh. But once your stomach starts to hurt, it will still stop. Laughing will gradually turn from good things to bad things, and excessive muscle contraction of the whole body requires physical energy to be consumed. At the same time, due to the confusion of breathing frequency when laughing, it will lead to hypoxia, and excessive chest muscle contraction leads to difficulty in breathing. Continuous laughter can eventually lead to death. This way of death has not happened before.
I turned around and said to the Jade Emperor who had just arrived: "Jade Emperor. I think the plan is almost done now. Heaven should withdraw the large army as soon as possible and establish a division belt between the Cangmang Mountains and Wanxian Mountains. At the same time, relax the management of the demons and compress their sphere of influence into the Wanxian Mountains. After the Buddha Sect rebuilt the temple, demons are our first means of attack."
Chapter completed!