Chapter 358: The color changes tonight, the tiger enters the forest, and the dragon enters the sea(1/3)
"Yinlin? Xuande refers to?" Cao Cao narrowed his eyes...
"This is already a 'secret' known to all the thirteen states of the Han Dynasty. Does Cao Sikong still want to hide it?" Liu Bei replied with a smile...
Secret? Concealed?
Haha...Cao Cao was immediately happy. What he concealed was never the secret of Yinlin in Cao's camp.
What he was hiding was Yinlin, who was Cao Cao’s son!
Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you only saw the second floor this time, there are three more floors behind!
Take your time to look and savor!
"Haha...hahaha..." Cao Cao laughed heartily, and then asked: "Xuande asked Yinlin if he was a hero? So Xuande doesn't know what a hero is?"
At this point, Cao Cao's tone suddenly became serious, and he sighed: "The so-called hero should have great ambitions and good plans, be able to understand the mysteries of the universe, and be able to grasp the opportunities of the world!"
"Cao Sikong said it well." Liu Bei smiled and asked again: "With such a high evaluation, I think Yinlin is slightly inferior..."
"No..." Cao Cao waved his hand and his tone became more confident, "Yinlin can be regarded as the number one hero. As for the reason, Xuande can't ask, and I won't tell you..."
"There are three heroes in the world. Apart from Yinlin, the only ones are Liu Shijun and Cao'er!"
Liu Bei was tasting the delicious food with his chopsticks, but when these words came to his ears, he was shocked. Why is Liu Bei talking about him again? The key is that Cao Cao actually regarded Liu Bei as a hero!
What does this mean?
He is compared with Cao Cao and Yinlin. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, let alone three tigers now. Is he the tiger that needs to be killed first?
Damn your sister, Liu Bei was complaining in his heart.
During this period of time, he kept his head down and dug the ground, and lived a low-key life, just to keep a low profile, low-key, and low-key so that Cao Cao would ignore him. Could it be that...all these days of farming have been in vain?
Thinking of this, Liu Bei's hands began to shake involuntarily, and the more they shook, the more violent they became. He accidentally dropped his chopsticks on the ground.
The sound was not loud, but it immediately attracted Cao Cao's attention.
Cao Cao's smile froze at this moment.
His eyes narrowed and he stared at the chopsticks at Liu Bei's feet...the killing intent in his eyes slowly condensed.
Haha, finally it was as Yu'er expected!
Is Liu Bei nervous? Did he understand Cao Cao's heart?
So...it seems that Liu Bei's pretending to be stupid during this period of time is deliberately to make people look down on him. This kind of talent is the most dangerous and must be eliminated quickly!
The atmosphere suddenly solidified!
Because of the difference in the time of "green plum cooking wine", there was no thunder or lightning in the sky...
There is no such thing as "thunder and wind will change, good things will happen!"
When Liu Bei reached for the chopsticks, his mood collapsed. He glanced at Cao Cao out of the corner of his eye, with a face full of murderous intent.
The current rhythm has completely gone off track...
Whether Yinlin is a hero or not is not very important at all. What is important is... Liu Bei is going to be in trouble.
"Gudong"
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Liu Bei closed his eyes with a determined expression... Just as he closed his eyes, a potion from Liu Bei's sleeve fell to the ground. Is that Five Stone Powder?
Liu Bei reacted very quickly...
In an instant, he thought of a way to deal with it. He picked up the chopsticks and picked up the five scattered stones at the same time. He smiled and said, "Oh, I almost lost this treasure, but it really shocked me. Cao
Sikong, look...this is a big treasure!"
Big baby?
Cao Cao was just confused when he saw Liu Bei placing a potion on the table.
"This is?" Cao Cao asked doubtfully...
Liu Bei opened the potion with a smile, revealing the powder inside. He did not forget to take out a straw from his arms and explained: "This is called Five Stone Powder. After smoking it, you will float like a fairy. To be honest with Cao Sikong, I took it myself."
I can't quit after this. I feel uncomfortable if I don't take a few puffs every day. In my opinion... being a hero is very boring. I might as well take a few puffs of this. Haha, this baby fell to the ground and it scared me.
A jump?"
Huh...are the five stones scattered?
Cao Cao was doubtful, but Liu Bei sucked up the five stones in front of him.
After taking the drug, he stopped talking or drinking, and just sat there in a daze.
After a while, the drug took effect...
Liu Bei actually untied his upper body clothes, which really shocked Cao Cao.
Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, who have always been gentle, humble and courteous, were actually... naked from the waist up. As that was not enough, he took off his pants... and started shouting and talking nonsense, as if he had completely let go.
He stood up suddenly, wearing only a pair of shorts...
Seeing this, Xu Chu took a step forward, but was stopped by Cao Cao.
Cao Cao wanted to see how powerful this five-stone powder was and what it could turn a benevolent and righteous gentleman into.
Liu Bei's roar has already been heard. He raised his head towards the void and couldn't help sighing.
"Cao Sikong, actually... heroes and unheroes are just farts. The world is empty. You and I are just illusions!"
"But, the question is? Where did we all come from? Or maybe we jumped out of rocks!"
At this point, Liu Bei turned around in a circle and looked completely intoxicated!
His words continue...
"Hahahaha... I think the chicken comes first, then the egg! No, no, how can there be a chicken without eggs? Haha..."
"The sky is round and the earth is round? Fart...Cao Sikong, let me tell you, the world is round! The world is just a ball, it is never square!"
metaphysics…
Liu Bei's mouth has begun to chant metaphysics. He is like a person who took drugs in his previous life. He forgets everything and seems to have fallen into a state of climax and intoxication alone!
This look directly confused Cao Cao...
Cao Cao even suspected that Liu Bei was a fake, right? This change made him incredible!
Who would have thought that Xu Chu on the side reminded: "Mr. Cao, I think Liu Bei looks a bit like He Yan after taking Five Stone Powder!"
At this point, Xu Chu paused and added: "It's exactly the same!"
Hey…
At this time, the suspicion in Cao Cao's heart was greatly reduced. Looking at Liu Bei's image of "Wushan Yunyu", who was about to run naked, the murderous intent in his eyes gradually dissipated.
Shaking his head, shaking his head again and again.
At this moment, Cao Cao felt that he looked down upon Liu Bei?
Hero? Liu Bei? Joke!
How could a hero look like this, like a madman, naked, trampling on the face that scholars value most...
There was even a moment when he felt that Yu'er looked down upon Liu Bei. How could a man with a true mind for the universe, a good plan, and a great ambition take poison like Wu Shi Powder? How could he fall into his own world and throw away
All ideals and ambitions.
"What a pity..." Seeing Liu Bei running out of the pavilion looking crazy, Cao Cao shook his head again. "I thought he was a respectable opponent, but in fact, he is just... haha...
hehe…"
Cao Cao smiled slightly and waved his hand.
"Zhongkang opens the door of the palace and lets Liu Bei go back. If he returns to his suburban residence in this condition, then remove most of his eyeliners. There is no point. Let him continue to degenerate in Xudu City!"
this…
Xu Chu rolled his eyes. "Then... what if he puts his clothes back on after walking out of Sikong Mansion? Then he changes back to his original appearance?"
call…
Cao Cao narrowed his eyes.
"That's not that simple. There can be a fire at Merlin tonight!"
Speaking of this, Cao Cao stood up suddenly, not forgetting to take one last look at Liu Bei and Liu Xuande who looked stupid and still wondering whether the chicken laid the egg or the egg laid the chicken!
Haha, for such a self-destructive opponent, Cao Cao actually regarded him as a hero!
Ridiculous, ridiculous!
…
…
Is Liu Bei faking it?
Yes! No!
Five Stone Powder is as terrifying as the "Crow, Pian" and "Poppy" in later generations.
To be continued...