Chapter 33 Queen Cao Xi
Outside the brothel, the madam couldn't help but lit up when she saw Yang Xiu and hurriedly went up to meet her.
"Oh~, isn't this Mr. Yang? You haven't had a day or so, but Xiaohong, Little Green, Xiaozi thinks about you every day and night. Do you want two or three today?"
Yang Xiu smiled awkwardly, coughed deliberately, and said, "Don't call me a young master, call me a county magistrate. This county is chasing a thief recently. There is information that he is hiding here with you now. Come on, search for me!"
While talking, more than ten Xu Duwei had already rushed in and kicked each other at the door. Looking at the pair of jealous figures in the room, they laughed out loud.
Yang Xiu was young after all, and he was a little frivolous. In addition, he had a good father to protect him, Xu Duwei had become more and more unscrupulous in his recent behavior.
The madam was also frightened. They could open a brothel in Xu County, so they naturally had backers behind them, but what kind of backers could be better than the Yang family? The madam thought that she had offended Yang Xiu without taking the time to do it, so she kept talking to him softly, giving money and girls.
But Yang Xiu took the money with his left hand and hugged the girl with his right hand. He was not polite at all, but he had no intention of letting Xu Duwei stop.
Xiahou Wei on the second floor naturally knew about such a big noise. Seeing this, he put on his pants and fled over the window.
As both second-generation ancestors, of course he was not afraid of Yang Xiu, but today everyone knows that he was married to Xun Yu's daughter.
As a result, he just jumped from the second floor when he suddenly had a big stick covering his head and face, and he discounted his nose and fell to the ground after a big horse lying on his back.
"Beat me, beat me hard. This person jumped into the window and escaped. He must be the thief in the city. Beat me." Sima Yi shouted loudly.
"Oh, don't hit, don't hit, don't hit, I'm not a big thief."
"Why did the thief climb over the window and escape? Ignore him and break his legs."
"I am Xiahou Wei from the Xiahou family, I am not a robber."
"Fuck! How could Mr. Xiahou be in such a lush place when he is married today? You thief dare to speak irresponsible and beat me!"
"I'm really, I'm really Xiahou Wei. You take me to see Yang Xiu. He knows me, he knows me. Oh, stop hitting, stop hitting."
"Bold, dare to call the county magistrate directly! Come on, take him to prison for me!"
Then Sima Yi really threw Xiahou Wei into prison.
It was not until the next morning that the Xiahou family found him.
Yang Xiu was beaten to death and had spent the whole night in prison. Xiahou Wei was still happy to pick him up: "Oh, blame me for me. Zhongda has just arrived for Xu, but he didn't know the major general, so he made the major general suffer. Oh, who would have thought that the major general was newly married and actually kept his beautiful wife at home and went out for a romantic and happy life?"
Xiahou Wei was so angry that his teeth itched.
This incident soon spread throughout the city. Yang Biao actually openly apologized to Xiahou Dun on behalf of Yang Xiu, saying that it was all the children who were so angry that Xiahou Dun had a painful eyeball, while Xun Yu's face looked ugly.
Xiahou Dun thought that this time his son had done something wrong, so he planned to set up a banquet to apologize to Xun Yu, and beat Xiahou Yan again.
As a result, the frontline reported that it was Liu Bei who snatched Lu Bu's horse, causing Lu Bu to attack Xiao Pei. Liu Bei could no longer resist and asked Xu Du for help.
Lu Bu must be beaten, and Liu Bei must be saved. When Xiahou Dun heard that, when he beat Lu Bu, Xiahou Dun's one-eye was in a state of igniting, a small flame of hatred ignited. He immediately ignored his son and daughter-in-law's bullshit matter, so he directly found Cao Cao and asked to go to war.
Then Xiahou Dun took his troops to the front line.
Without Xiahou Dun's education, Xiahou Dun blamed Xun's head on Xun's head. When Xun became more and more indifferent, he would even beat her after getting drunk. Xun's nose and face would be swollen every now and then.
Not long after the emperor got married, Xun took the excuse to go back to his parents' home, and then lived in his parents' home and never went back. Xiahou Wei even went to smash the Xun family's door in the middle of the night, trying to pick up his wife. As a result, Xun Yu, who could not bear it, finally ordered his servants to beat him up again.
This incident became a well-known joke in Xudu City. Both Xun and Xiahou were very unhappy. If they failed to get married, they would become enemies.
After a two-day wedding, Liu Xie finally met his new queen, Cao Xi.
It feels like an arranged marriage.
And to be honest, a little disappointed.
Logically speaking, the Cao family has been officials for many generations. After the genes have been improved from generation to generation, there will be no ugly people.
But Cao Cao was not good-looking, the key is that he was very short.
Cao Xi is Cao Cao's eldest daughter, and she looks...it can only be said to be not ugly, and she is an ordinary person's level.
In a more intuitive comparison, in her harem, Guiren Dong is at a level of about 2,000 per night, and Guiren Guo is at a level of about 8,000 per night, and Meiren Guo is at a level of about 8,000 per night, but considering that she is underage, she may double and sell to more than 20,000 or be sentenced to three years.
Cao Xi, well, eight hundred and one night, there can be no more.
Most of the palace maids in the palace look better than her.
He is not very good-natured. Relying on Cao Cao's relationship, Cao Xi was also a little domineering in the palace. Therefore, after Liu Xie symbolically slept with him for a few nights, he could not help but feel restless and went to find Queen Guo.
What does Xiahou Yan's wife sleep? He doesn't even know who Xiahou Yan is, or is it that Cao Pi's wife feels asleep?
On this day, Cao Xi despised the sultry and asked the close-fitting palace maid to bring him some ice. Only then did she realize that there was not even an ice cellar in Xu Du's palace.
So Cao Xi asked him to go to the Taifu Mansion to get an Ice Archive. Well, because he married his daughter, Cao Cao has been promoted to the Taifu.
After a while, Bingjian was delivered. Cao Xi couldn't wait to breathe a cold and cold breath at Bingjian, and took another iced fruit to eat. After thinking about it, Cao Xi asked someone to pick up a small piece from the Bingjian and put it in his house, asking someone to put the remaining ice in the Bingjian and deliver it to the emperor.
"Does the emperor like it? He also said that this thing should not be called Bingjian, what should it be called...a freezer, air conditioner, and dual-purpose machine."
Cao Xi couldn't understand the strange words that the emperor said, but in short, it would be fine if the emperor liked them.
Cao Xi was satisfied and planned to take a nap, but before she could fall asleep, Queen Guo came and... she also brought the Bingjian she had just sent out.
"Sister Queen, are you sleeping? The emperor just gave me an ice clerk. I thought, you are the lord of the harem, how can I use this thing? I've sent it to you. Look, where is the right one?"
Cao Xi's face turned green when he heard this.
"Are you here... specifically humiliating this queen?"
"Ah? What?"
Cao Xi had been unhappy with Queen Guo for a long time. In a hurry, new and old hatreds surged in his heart. He could no longer bear it and shouted: "Come on, please give me a handle on her mouth! Slap this fox charmer."
Chapter completed!