Chapter 4 Pick Up Girls Experts
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"Sister Nan Lian, I see that 'she' will not appear for a while. Let's listen to the little brat muttering to us behind the back." Guan Nuo lit the car control audio. After two sizzling noises, Wang Yan's voice came from the car audio, "Uncle Cao, it turns out that you took me to the hospital yesterday? Thank you so much."
"Xiao Nuo, have you installed a wiretap device on him?" Nan Lian's face turned slightly cold.
"Sister Nan Lian, that brat suddenly appeared to harass us. I have reason to suspect that he is a 'her's' accomplice." Guan Nuo said seriously, "You don't educate me often, the enemies are all very cunning and cruel. You must be bold and careful, and you cannot let go of any clues?"
"I think you were taught a lesson and were unwilling to give up. I wanted to find an opportunity to take revenge." Nan Lian glared at her coldly through her sunglasses.
"I'm not revenge, I'm trying to expose his hypocritical true face." Guan Nuo hugged his hands and snorted coldly, "I was wrong before, and I was scolded by him to recognize me. But I don't believe that this brat is a good man. I don't take off his hypocritical skin. I'm sorry for the name of "Yansha" in the "Cold and Love Double Evil"."
"I said, I reject such a tasteless nickname!" Nan Lian's mouth twitched slightly.
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"Xiao Yan, the uncle admires you very much. He dares to help the fallen old lady with such a resolute resoluteness." Cao Dapao held half of the cigarette in his mouth and shook his palm fan and said with emotion, "This sense of justice, this kind of man's bloodiness, is not inferior to that of my uncle when I was young."
"Uncle Cao, you're joking. I'm just graduating from college and my childishness has not faded." Wang Yan also lit a cigarette. After breaking up with his first love girlfriend, he became a habit of smoking.
"Xiao Yan, you feel that you are very close to each other at first sight. Everyone likes to pick up girls." Cao Dapao touched his chin's vicissitudes of beard, and said hoarsely, "Fate, this is fate."
Wang Yan's face turned dark and almost choked by cigarettes. What's this? Uncle, where did you tell me that my brother likes to pick up girls? I only had one girlfriend in my life. I broke up for three months, but I never thought about picking up girls.
"Pretty, what's the best thing to do in front of the uncle? Ordinary people are so frightened when they see that luxury car." Cao Dapao hooked his shoulders and squeezed his eyes with understanding. "And when you saw the two women driving sports cars, you only took a resolute action after 0:5 seconds. This courage, courage, and determination are not something that ordinary masters can do."
"Uncle Cao, you misunderstood." Wang Yan explained with a lot of laughter, "They are the people who almost knocked Old Mrs. Zhang down yesterday. I'm going to scold them. I hope they will be careful when driving in the future. If something happens, it will be bad whether it is the victim or the perpetrator."
"Haha, pretend, just pretend to be strong in front of your uncle." Cao Dapao touched the slut on his chin and patted his shoulder inexplicably and said, "I just glanced at him from a distance. Those two girls are both top-notch. They are rich, young, beautiful, and elegant. Women of this level must be lined up with a few streets of people who usually pursue them. What kind of suitors have never seen before? How can you be moved by listening to a few good words of flattery? You play this trick very well, which is called doing the opposite."
"Uncle, I really don't mean that." Wang Yan shook his head with a sarcastic remark, "What qualifications do I have to go to have a poor boy like me who can't even support me? No, bah, go chase someone?"
"That's why the uncle said you are so smart." Cao Dapao looked like a peerless love expert who saw the world and people's hearts. He vividly dismantled and analyzed, "Girls of their level, their ears were calloused when they heard good words and soft words. They had long built a high psychological defense against their suitors. They scolded her and humiliated her. The more fierce and cruel the better. First, they invisibly relieved their defense psychology, and second, they suppressed their noble and superiority.
The more you are. Third, you leave them with an extremely profound, fresh and exciting impression. Fourth, they will hate you, think about you, and even want to take revenge on you, so that both parties will have a chance to contact further. Five, your righteousness will plant a seed for their psychology. This young man is essentially a good person, leaving a huge reason for the final comeback! To sum up, Xiaoyan, you have reached the level of expert picking up girls!"
"Uncle! I'm convinced!" Wang Yan was stunned by the theory, and he couldn't even explain it. He was so impressed. He simply went up and cursed, and he could actually analyze such a big truth. Awesome, really awesome! This uncle is really an extraordinary master who is hidden in the city.
"Just take it. With your skills, you want to pretend to be garlic in front of the uncle. It's still a little short of it. Haha~" Cao Dapao looked proud and patted his shoulder and said, "But you are still young, so you will be hard-working. One day you will reach the highest level of picking up girls like an uncle."
"This, uncle. What is the highest level of picking up girls?" Although his intention was distorted, Wang Yan couldn't help but ask curiously, "Give us some popular science and experience?"
In fact, it was not just Wang Yan, but Maseratiri's pair of "cold and beautiful two evil spirits" who also looked at each other. Where did such a top-notch vulgar uncle come from?
The theories that were drawn out are really set up. If you think about it carefully, there are some truths.
Guan Nuo was even more cold and frightened. Fortunately, he installed a wiretap. Otherwise, he might have given a guide to the expert who picked up girls.
After anger, Guan Nuo was also pissed off a strong curiosity. I just heard the slutty uncle's analysis that the "expert in picking up girls" level was already incredibly powerful. The "highest level of picking up girls" that sounded like a domineering name, how awesome is it?
Guan Nuo, who was gritting his teeth just now, even pricked up his ears and turned up the volume of the eavesdropping speakers. "Sister Nan Lian, we must learn more about the enemy situation and increase our knowledge, so as not to be accidentally guided by those experts. Nowadays, men are really one by one."
Although Nan Lian, a woman with sunglasses, still had her face cold, she unknowingly raised her ears. She was obviously quite interested in the so-called supreme realm of picking up girls.
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"The highest realm!"
Cao Dapao shook several cracked palm-leaf fans, his eyes slowly closed, and he stood there in a slight manner. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and his large trousers swayed gently with the wind.
The scorching sun shone on his face, as if it was a face that was slapped with a shiny glory, dazzlingly making people unable to look directly.
"It's very simple, three words!"
Chapter completed!