Chapter 582: The Most Pretend in History~ Forced Out
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"Huh? Meteor, good omen, make a wish." Yingying Yanyan's beautiful banshees stared at the meteor that ran across the sky, and cheered inexplicably in surprise.
The Si Bujie, no, maybe the girls called the right one. Now the little monk who is drunk, hugging left and right, and opening up a new world should be called Wu Bujie.
His whole body was like gold cast, but he glanced at the meteor with drunken eyes: "Isn't it just a meteorite? Many meteorites fall on our earth every year, ~ Let's continue to drink and drink."
"Brother Wubujie, you are so unromantic. Wow, this meteor is so beautiful." The bikini beauties exclaimed.
After drinking more wine, Shentu Tianlu had already seen a rosy appearance in his original metallic skin, and even the tentacles were blushing.
He lay comfortably on his chair, burping, and said to the dozens of girls: "Why don't you make wishes to the meteor?"
"With Brother Tianlu, we have no wish to come true."
"That's right, our lives are already perfect if we can be with Brother Tianlu."
"Watching meteors, how interesting is watching Brother Tianlu."
Zhang Weidao, not far away, looked at Shentu Tianlu with resentment. Suddenly, all his popularity was stolen by this guy. Isn’t it just a metal tentacle monster? What’s so great about it?
This evil mutant guy, in ancient times, was definitely an object of being killed and eliminated.
"Zhang Lang, are you also envious of Shentu Tianlu's love luck?" Bao Caier really adhered to the style of not being disgusted and not abandoned. The bird leaned against Zhang Weidao's arms like a leap of charming eyes and soft voice, "If you want, Caier doesn't mind having more sisters."
"What's the matter? Cai'er, I'm satisfied with you in my life." Zhang Weidao looked at Bao Cai'er affectionately, "You are my treasure, you are my sun."
"Zhang Lang, meeting you is the greatest luck in my life." Bao Caier's pretty face was covered with a hint of redness, and she said shyly.
"Brother Tianlu, let's have another drink."
On the other side of Shentu Tian Road, it was even more lively, with a coquettish smile and a surging wave.
"The new world is really beautiful." The little monk was drunk and his eyes were blurred, his cheeks were red, and he was snuggling with willows, and he was not free and happy. He whistled to the sky and said, "From today, I will change my Dharma name, called Wu Bujie."
"It should have been like this long ago."
"Sisters, applaud."
"Five Bujie, brother, I would like to you."
Just talking.
Zhang Weidao's face changed slightly, "Huh? The direction and position of the popular falling?"
"That's right, it seems that it is indeed coming in this direction." Bao Cai'er said casually. In her thousands of years of life, she had seen countless meteors fall, and she was not surprised at all.
"Don't worry." At this moment, Shentu Tianlu was full of strong confidence and waved his tentacles. "Our atmosphere density is getting higher and higher, and the meteorites will burn out from the violent friction between the atmosphere. Even if there are still some left, I promise that it will definitely not hit our ship. I will poke it with one stick!!!"
While speaking, he twisted more than a dozen tentacles together, forming an extremely huge tentacle, one pillar holding the sky and pointing directly to the sky with a domineering aura.
"Wow~ Brother Tianlu is so majestic and domineering!"
"Wuwu~ Brother Tianlu, you are so bad and embarrassed. Wuwu, they don't understand anything."
The Yingying and Yanyan naturally exclaimed coquettishness and cheers again in shock and shame.
Zhang Weidao, not far away, had a cold sweat. Is this guy's self-confidence so overwhelmed? Do you really think he is so overwhelming?
If the meteorite is bigger, even if there are still tons of substances left, please poke one with your tentacles and see it? Keep it safe. However, it is normal for Shentu Tian Road to do this.
It is said that men's self-confidence comes from women. However, with dozens of women added to Shentu Tian Road, the self-confidence will naturally burst out.
"What's wrong~" Sibu, no, it was the little monk Wubujie who was burping and staring at the meteor with drunken eyes. "The light of this meteor seems to be golden, well, it doesn't seem to be a meteor."
While speaking, the "meteor" had arrived in the sky at an extremely fast speed.
Everyone stood up slowly, staring at the meteor in surprise and solemnity, one by one, with their mouths wide open.
"This, it seems like a bud?"
In the sky, a golden bud can be seen vaguely. It burns with golden and red flames, pulling its long tail, and galloping straight towards the yacht.
"Switch the rudder, turn the rudder."
In the cockpit, the captain in charge of sailing screamed: "It's about to hit us."
Its incoming speed was extremely fast, and it arrived in the sky within just two or three seconds.
At this time, superpowers with slightly stronger vision have already seen the true face of this "meteorite". Yes, it is just a giant bud.
Well, it seems to be a golden lotus bud.
Oh my God, this is simply incredible.
How could such a huge lotus bud appear in the sky? No, even if it appears in the lotus pond, it is almost impossible.
"Wow~ it hit it."
"Brother Tianlu, help me!"
"Blessed by Buddha."
Its diameter is several meters, and it has rushed straight over the cruise ship with its long flame tail. It was smashed with such a mighty power that the cruise ship must have been smashed to pieces. It is still unknown how many people on the ship can survive.
The huge pressure instantly enveloped everyone.
It seemed as if in a blink of an eye, a huge disaster was about to come to everyone.
Many girls with colorful eyes were staring at Shentu Tianlu. Didn’t he just say that he wouldn’t hit everyone’s head? Even if he hit it, he could still hit it with a stick.
But now Shentu Tianlu is in a state of confusion. Isn't it? How could such a huge flower bud poke? With such a terrifying material acceleration, his tentacles exploded instantly.
At this moment, Bao Caier stomped her feet and soared into the air. Her skirt fluttered in the air with the wind. Under the strong wind, she was like a goddess standing upright. A powerful man.
Her majestic aura and cold expression were solemn as if she was a fairy.
"boom!"
As she waved her arms, the sea water around the hull suddenly exploded, and water columns intertwined in the air, impacting and gathering. In an instant, a water column with a diameter of two or three meters, like a giant dragon was formed.
The sound of the thick water column tearing the air was like a roar of dragons, shaking the space around the earth trembled faintly.
It was too late to say it, then it was soon.
All events seemed to be completed in just a few moments.
"boom!"
A deafening explosion.
The water column shattered and turned into sea droplets. The fog filled the sea area within a radius of several miles, and a heavy rain broke out.
And the golden bud-like celestial body also reduced its speed under the huge impact of the water column and deviated from its original downward trajectory.
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, golden buds burst into dozens of meters beside the luxury cruise ship.
Even though the speed was reduced a lot, its overall speed was still very lethal. When it hit the water, the violent shock wave actually stirred up a huge wave more than ten meters high.
Hurry!
Huge waves passed by the luxury cruise ship, and the huge impact force lifted it up high and then fell down with a bang. The violent throwing and shock, the barbecue grill, the swimming pool, and other miscellaneous things all started flying all over the sky.
"Coax it!"
With a loud bang, the luxury cruise ship hit the water hard.
Fortunately, few of them were ordinary people on this cruise ship. Although the colorful Yingying Yanyan were all so angry that they were knocked out, not many were really injured.
What's more, Shentu Tianlu showed his might at the last moment. Although he couldn't use his tentacles to pierce the buds, those dozens of tentacles could help those girls fix them.
The hull swayed violently, and it took several seconds before it became quiet.
Everyone had strange postures, but they were extremely alert to the falling object. After relying on the impact force, it caused a huge shock wave on the sea surface, it actually floated out of the water and floated on the sea surface.
It was a golden flower bud, which looked like a lotus flower bud. It emitted a golden light, sinking and floating on the sea.
"What is this?" Yingying and Yanyan said, "Are they aliens?"
"Maybe it the Lotus Star Man?"
"What the hell is the Lotus Star Man?"
"Is it Nezha?"
"It may be a strange treasure from heaven, or a chaotic golden lotus."
"Then won't we do it? I heard that the Chaos Golden Lotus was a treasure before the evolution of heaven and earth. You can ascend to the sky and earth by eating a golden lotus seed."
"You have read too many online novels..."
As a generation of demon kings, Bao Caier was really unable to see it and scolded her, "Shut up."
Everyone's eyes were staring at Bao Caier, and they all looked at Bao Caier with admiration. After all, she was the boss, and the boss must know what this was.
"Ahem, just open it and look?" Bao Caier was stared at her for a while and was uncomfortable all over. She pinched her qi and prepared to use her qi to cut it open from afar.
Suddenly, at this moment.
The golden light suddenly became a big hit, and the golden buds slowly bloomed like life blooming, and every petal stretched out its body to the fullest.
Almost everyone took a step back.
At this moment, waves of Sanskrit sounds sounded.
The sound of the Buddhist chant is vast and far away. When you hear it in people's ears, it seems that it can wash away the troubles and anger in people's hearts, making people calm their minds unknowingly.
At the same time, a person with a Buddha's light shining with golden light appeared among the lotus flowers.
"Puff!"
Wu Bujie knelt down in fear and fear, kowtowed repeatedly and said, "Grandpa Buddha, please spare me, the little monk should not break the precepts of sex, and should not claim to be the precepts of the Five Bujies."
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Chapter completed!