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Chapter 710 Secondary two! Uncles

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"What do you think?" Several plainclothes policemen pointed at Uncle Pao in a fierce manner and said, "It's just you. You are so old that you don't learn well. Squat down and hold your head and squat down."

Uncle Pao was already drunk and dizzy. He heard the words and became angry. He glared at his eyes and prepared to scold him.

The shiny wanderings had long been scared and squatted on the ground. One of them was kind, knowing that the uncle was drinking too much, and was afraid that he would suffer a loss, so he hurriedly pulled him down quickly.

"And you, you squat down, foreigner?" The policeman in charge stared at the Pope of Light and frowned, his attitude slightly better, "Which country is from?"

"I am from the Holy See." Pope Light drank and stumbled, but the demeanor he had developed for a long time was extraordinary. With a wave of his hand, he said with an extraordinary demeanor, "Friend, this is a misunderstanding."

Ben, this emperor?

Several policemen looked at each other and looked at Pope Light up and down. He was wearing a torn T-shirt, casually wearing a pair of beach flower shorts, and had a pair of sandwichs on his feet. His hair was messy and his body was filled with alcohol.

"Hahaha." The police were happy, looked at each other and said, "I, I will return it to me. Where is the Lord? Have you read too many online novels?"

"I can't call me casually." Uncle Pao added drunkenly, "There are only four people in the world who are qualified to call me, two of whom were suppressed in the demon prison. One is the Demon Lord who once caused great turmoil, and the other is the Demigod-level Abyss Demon King who attempted to invade the earth."

A short policeman looked at Uncle Pao up and down and said sneered, "The Demon Lord of the World? The Demon King of the Abyss? He is so famous. Don't tell me, you are one of them."

"That's right." Uncle Pao squatted on the ground, straightened his back, and his demeanor. Even if he squatted, he seemed to be an unparalleled super strong man in the world. "I am the only demigod-level strong man among humans, so he is naturally qualified to be called me."

The police were amused, "Hahaha, one deity, one emperor, and four wanderings. Haha, you play this role-playing game so trendy, you just play it to a new level. Take them away!"

The two policemen caught Uncle Cannon and Pope Light and said angrily: "Let's go, two masters, can you still be handcuffed?"

"Don't move." Pope Light said, "I am Pope Light, and I have diplomatic immunity in your country."

"Oh, it turns out to be the Pope's crown." The short policeman said with a smile, "It's a pity that you are the Pope of Light. Even if you are the God of Light, it's useless to fall into our hands."

"Nonsense, do you dare to disrespect God of Father!?" Pope Guangming was a little angry and turned to Uncle Pao and said, "Cao Zhengluo, you have to catch the spiritual beliefs of your Chinese country."

"What to catch? Don't do this with us." The policeman in charge stood up and said seriously, "We believe in communism."

Uncle Pao also said helplessly: "Xiao Feifei, you have free beliefs, so you don't preach here."

"What should I do?" Pope Light had a headache and rubbed his temples and said, "Although this is a misunderstanding, if it spreads, my face will be greatly lost. Otherwise, let's run away."

"Crack." A pair of handcuffs directly handcuffed Pope Light. The short policeman sneered and said, "You are so brave. In front of our police, you dare to talk about running away. No matter whether it is misunderstanding or not, go back to the office and explain the matter clearly before you talk about it."

"You dare to handcuff..." Pope Light was furious. His status was extremely noble. No matter which country he went to, he was treated with the highest standards. These policemen were too brave.

With a sudden excitement, he secretly used his energy to dispel some alcohol and became clearer.

But before he finished speaking, Uncle Pao hurriedly stopped him: "Xiao Feifei, don't be impulsive. They are all ordinary policemen, but they are just performing their official duties. There are regulations in our country that no strong person can violate national laws, otherwise they will be pursued and sanctioned by the State and Fair Bureau. If you take action and run away now, it is called assaulting the police, arresting, and running away. It's better to do this. Let's go to the office first according to the rules, and I'll call someone to deal with this matter, and it's fine if you make it clear."

Uncle Pao obviously felt that the situation was wrong and slightly dispelled some alcohol. Those rules were the rules he set when he founded the National Bureau of Non-State Affairs, so he naturally remembered them clearly.

However, the two of them drank too much, and a large amount of alcohol had already played a role in their bodies. It was impossible for them to be completely awake in the first half of the time.

The Pope of Light was helpless, but he could only cooperate honestly.

Soon, the crowd was taken to the police station and took notes one by one.

"Cao Jingluo? Not a local from Huahai City? Have you applied for a temporary residence permit?"

On the table where the recording was taken, a young policewoman looked through his ID card, with a slight contempt on his lips. Indeed, this old man in his forties had a bad beard. Although he looked quite vicissitudes and had a certain temperament of an uncle, his things were too vulgar and dirty, and he was full of wine.

The ID card was naturally reissued later, obviously erasing some important information. Otherwise, his "age" in his nineties would scare many people.

"Comrade Police, I'll make a call." Uncle Pao said with a dry smile.

"After finishing the transcript, I will call him." The police girl glared at him angrily, "You and that foreigner are very capable. You have attracted four miserable women in one breath. Do you still take the national laws seriously?"

"In my eyes, of course, it's in my eyes. Comrade Police, this is a misunderstanding. My friend and I just ordered a fast food." Uncle Pao looked at his cell phone not far away with helplessness, but the cell phone was obviously not within his control now.

"Haha, fast food." The police girl's face turned slightly red and she stared at him fiercely, "Stinky hooligan."

Uncle Pao is almost crying. This hooligan is just a hooligan. What is the word "stinky"?

At this moment, the door of the transcript room was opened, and an elderly policeman came in with the interrogation paper and said, "Xiao Li, those miserable women have already been recruited. It is indeed these two vulgar uncles who called to solicit prostitution in person. And as soon as they entered the door, the foreign uncle gave 10,000 yuan first, saying good service and rewards. Haha, I can't tell that they were both generous enough. Fortunately, they were blocked by us just the beginning."

The police girl gave Uncle Pao with deep contempt and looked at him: "Haha, what else can I make a quibble? It's so dirty. Give me a honest explanation and get the transcript done."

Uncle Pao looked speechless and felt a little disheartened.

At this moment, another policeman led the Pope of Light over, and he said helplessly: "Xiao Li, Officer Lu, I can't make this record anymore. This guy is either talking nonsense or shouting to see his friend. Or lock him up and wake up before talking about it?"

"No, don't." Uncle Pao hurriedly stopped him, and then said with a smile, "Comrades in police, I'll ask for a call and wait for my friend to come and explain it slowly."

When the police girl was just waiting to slap the table, the older police officer named Lu frowned and said, "Xiao Li, he wants to call, let him call."

"But Officer Lu, according to the regulations..." The police girl named Li wrinkled her nose, feeling a little aggrieved.

Officer Lu pulled her aside and whispered in a low voice: "There is a foreigner in the person involved, and the other party is very generous, maybe there is a background. You just came to the office and are too young. Some people don't look at him, but this background may be deep. We don't have to be slapped in the face, and we have to smile when we look back."

"Hmph, take it." The police girl threw her cell phone back to Uncle Pao helplessly, "You have to call and call quickly. Also, you are not allowed to destroy the evidence. This is the call record of your previous fast food call."

"Thank you, Sister Li, I will soon prove my innocence." Uncle Pao took his cell phone, dialed a number, and said with a smile, "Hey, Lao Han? I encountered some things in Huahai City, and you need to come forward to solve them."

Han Hongbo's phone was noisy and he said at the top of his voice: "Rao, the rematch of the Youth Conference has just ended, and Emmons and the others are dragging him to drink. By the way, Rose and Daier are both here, do you want to have fun?"

Uncle Pao certainly knew that they were all there, but it was obvious that he would not go over and fall into the trap. Just kidding, if he went there, the scene might explode.

Uncle Pao cleared his throat. As soon as he talked about the situation, Han Hongbo hurriedly said: "No, no, Emmons is here to pull me. I'll die first. Let's talk about it if you have something to do."

Doudou!

A busy voice came from the other end of the phone.

Uncle Pao sweated a drop of cold sweat, and then he turned it over and found that it was already in a state of inaccessibility.

"Old Paoer, what did Lao Han say? How long will he come to solve this matter?" Pope Light raised his eyebrows, "The attitude of these lower-level legal workers in your country is too bad. I will question him well."

"He was so handsome, he was dragged by Emmons and the others to drink, and his phone was forcibly turned off." Uncle Pao said angrily, "It's outrageous."

"Haha, call." The police girl raised her eyebrows and said, "How about it, the phone is over? Return the evidence to me."

"Wait, I'll call another one." Uncle Pao hurriedly shrank his hand, quickly flipped through the phone book, and made a call.

Beep ~ Beep ~

After a few long tones, as Uncle Pao was expecting, the other party's phone call came, and a series of hearty laughter came and said, "Senior Cao, it's great, this time it's so good."

"It's so good to you sister!" Uncle Pao couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Of course, this call was called to Feng Yuande, director of the East China Branch.

He is a local snake in Huahai City.

"Senior, I never thought that the young talents from our National Bureau of Non-China Affairs Bureau could have so many top 32." Feng Yuande said proudly, "And our East China Branch is blooming in all aspects and taking the lead. I am now ready to go and cheer the children in person. If I don't say much to you, the plane will take off soon. I have to turn off my phone, bye~hahaha~"

Amid a series of hearty laughter, Feng Yuande hung up the phone.

Hahaha~

Ha, you soul!

Uncle Pao couldn't help but swear. What's this called?

At this moment, the police girl laughed coldly, "Why are you calling with such a conclusive evidence? I think it's better to notify the family and ask the family to pay the fine to get the person."

Notify the family!?

A cold and bone-bone spread from his tailbone to the back of his head.
Chapter completed!
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