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Chapter 63 Too BT

(This chapter is too vulgar. The upright and old-fashioned book friends and MMs, especially Pisces MMs, should just skip it. YD's valence, the indifferent Scorpio book friends may not mind... The silly mouth...)—

Because it was too late to search for information at night, Yang Rui did not wake up in the morning and his parents did not arguing about him. In the end, he woke him up with the ringtone of his cell phone.

Take out the phone under the pillow and cut it off directly.

After a while, Yang Rui opened his eyes and checked his phone, there were N missed calls! N was already greater than ten.

They were all called by the same number. Although they were unfamiliar numbers, they were so sincere that Yang Rui decided to answer the call if they called again.

After thinking carefully, who was looking for me? Yang Rui thought to himself, it wasn't it that Bobayu sister yesterday? Did she ask Liu Jia about my phone number after I got off the car, because she was lonely and wanted to chat with me and have a secret relationship?

Thinking of the white and white young woman, something that was originally because she had just woken up, she was even more determined and determined.

Damn, although I am a virgin, I don’t mind taking any losses with such good conditions. While Yang Rui was evil, he got up and went to the bathroom to wash.

He was afraid that the sister would call him soon, so he naturally put his cell phone in.

Yang Rui entered the bathroom, pulled down his pants and prepared to release water, but because it was too firm, he still needed to relax before he could pee out.

The phone call came again at this time.

"I am Yang Rui, which sister is looking for me?" Yang Rui asked lazily, laughing in his heart. Even Sister Boba, you will think that many beauties are looking for me. It is not easy to ask me for a date.

After a while, he said angrily: "It's your aunt, I."

Hearing this voice, Yang Rui naturally knew who it was, "Haha, it turned out to be Xiao Tangtang. Why did you look for me so early? You know I'm resting and want to date me? You have to queue up! By the way, you are so anxious to find me. You won't be a fire, wait for me to put out the fire?"

He estimated that Tang Yuling had been calling for a long time and should have lost her temper. If she stimulated her like this, she would definitely be furious. After several fights, Yang Rui was used to making Tang Yuling angry. He liked to see her furiously as if she was stimulated. Now, although she could not see it with her own eyes, she could imagine it.

Unexpectedly, Tang Yuling seemed to be in a good mood, or had expected that he would be like this. Since he was not angry, he just said lightly: "It's still early? Look at what time it's now? Humph! He still slept until now and couldn't wake up like a dead pig. Last night, he looked at those unsightly things until very late?"

Looking at those unsightly things again? I remembered that she had checked her computer, Yang Rui was ashamed, alas! This is the embarrassment of a woman knowing about a man’s privacy! I pity my pure boy’s sunny image!

"You have the nerve to say? I haven't sued you for violating my privacy yet. By the way, you haven't installed a pinhole camera in my room to secretly take pictures of me, right?" Yang Rui asked casually. After asking, he remembered that it was really possible! He couldn't help but sigh that he had too little experience, and now he thought of this question.

"Tsk! Who are you? Just a little... little broken child, who is interested in secretly taking pictures of you!" Tang Yuling remembered his previous nonsense and hurriedly changed "little hairy child" to "little broken child".

After hearing what she said, Yang Rui understood that she didn't know her situation completely and felt relieved. "Haha, then I'm relieved. In fact, even if you secretly photographed my naked body, it's nothing. We are so familiar with each other, even if you occasionally see me, it doesn't matter. Hehe... I'm afraid that you can't burn yourself to death, and you can't do it myself!"

"Shameless!" Tang Yuling didn't expect that he was getting more and more excessive. He actually talked to him like this, gritted his teeth and said, "Be careful to kill you until you are exhausted!"

"Hey, are you worried that I will die? Why do you care about me so much? Could it be...you want...I'll save it...for you?"

Tang Yuling took away his cell phone, and did not listen to him, and did not answer.

"By the way, before I format the things in my computer, I must have backed up privately, right? When will I have time? Let's study them together. I can give you a purely academic guide. Of course, if you ask me for practical guidance, I can also make it difficult..."

Tang Yuling, who put his phone back in his ear, heard him say it in a downward manner, and directly extinguished his fantasy: "Yang Rui! Don't talk nonsense to me! What are you doing now? I've been waiting for you outside for a long time, come out quickly! Otherwise, hum, someone will feel sorry for bleeding in his wallet again!"

As for her orderly tone, Yang Rui threatened to treat her. Yang Rui seemed to see Tang Yuling holding her face and holding back her anger. He held back his smile and said seriously: "I am peeing now, you have to care about this too? Even if you care about the sky and earth, you care about my shit and fart, you have to care about my plane, peeing, etc. I can only say that it is really not a lady!"

"You..." Tang Yuling was speechless.

Yang Rui vaguely heard her take off her phone a little and cursed a few words: "Vulgar ruffian! Vulgar bastard!"

"Haha, don't you believe it?" He talked to Tang Yuling, and asked Yang Rui to withdraw from his sister Boba, easily open the water gate, and release the inventory in the reservoir that had been pressed overnight.

Tang Yuling suppressed his anger, made him feel childlike. He quickly pressed his phone into hands-free mode, allowing Tang Yuling, who had been exhaled over there, to listen to the sound of flying down three thousand feet.

"What are you doing?!" Tang Yuling vaguely heard something was wrong with his voice and exclaimed.

Yang Rui laughed, "I was just woken up by your phone call, and the first thing I do now is of course peeing! I tell the truth that you don't believe it. Although seeing is true, you can't let you see it. I have to let you listen to the sound so that you can't say you're lying to you again!"

Maybe it's because he has accumulated too long and has been urinating for a long time. Yang Rui is very satisfied with his JJ or bladder performance. He peed while talking on the phone with a beautiful woman and asked her to listen to the sound of her urine. I am a unique beauty, right? This feeling... is really cool! He urinates more happily than usual!

Shameless guy, it’s okay if he speaks vulgarly, but I actually let me listen to your peeing sound?!

ah--!!!!!

hateful--!!!!!

A big pervert —!!!!!!!

Shameless person—!!!!!!!

Tang MM finally defeated Yang Rui's excitement. Not only was she angry and scolded her heart, but she also sweared and cursed without regard for the image of a beautiful woman: "You are so desperate! You are so perverted! You are so cruel!"

Yang Rui Youran said: "The mountain torrent has been over, and now it's the spring water..." Before he finished speaking, the phone was hung up.
Chapter completed!
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