Chapter 653 Comfort Zone
"Writing? What a big tone, may you want to test whether I can read or not? Haha..."
Liu Guancen sneered repeatedly, he had never been insulted like this.
Yu Duzhi was also anxious and said, "Boy, if you dare to play with me, I will make you regret it."
Everyone was intrigued, which was more interesting than guessing riddles. They spoke one after another, either urging Liu Guancen to make fun of him, or making fun of Yu.
The so-called high-level monk, the immortal, even if he has attained the Tao for eight hundred years, he still has a lot of vulgar blood in his bones. In fact, the longer his life is, the more lonely he is.
Xu Yi smiled and said, "It is Brother Guan Cen who knows illiteracy. If Brother Guan Cen answers correctly, I will lose to Brother Guan Cen in addition to fulfilling the contract. If Brother Guan Cen answers wrongly, what if Brother Guan Cen owes me a favor?"
He saw that this Yu had the intention of freeing himself, but he had to save himself. Besides, since he had been involved, he had to work hard to turn crisis into opportunity.
After hearing Xu Yi's solemn statement, everyone became more and more interested, and they were guessing what words Xu Yi wanted to write.
Liu Guancen was also slightly restrained and said aloud, "It's not that Liu boasted about it. "The Words and the Xu Fu", Liu did not recite it, but he was also memorized by it. If fellow Taoists created their own words, Liu could only be helpless."
"Yes, you kid aren't planning to make random words by yourself, right?" The pretty freckled cultivator called Song Qingying, staring at Xu Yi with his black eyes flashing.
She wanted Yu Du to take off the veil, so she naturally stood on Liu Guancen's side and wanted to plug the loopholes for Liu Guancen first.
Xu Yi said, "Xu can't do anything tricks, and the words he wrote will definitely not be separated from "Shishuo" and "Xu Fu". I hope Brother Guan Cen is as knowledgeable as he said."
Liu Guancen was full of energy and pointed at Xu Yi and said, "Come out quickly. If I answer wrong, I will owe you ten favors. If I answer correctly, I don't want your life, but I must give you a few slaps to make you feel better. Remember that disaster comes from your mouth."
Xu Yi took out a piece of snow-white paper with his hands on his back, and a word fell on it, "Brother Liu, read it."
"This, this, this..."
Liu Guancen's face was flushed, his eyes were swollen like bull's eyes, and he wished he could stare Xu Yi to death on the spot.
The whole place was silent. Suddenly, Song Qingying let out a thud, and finally couldn't help it anymore. She covered her stomach and bent her laughter, "Oh, my mother, it's so ridiculous. Sister Yu, where did you find this slutty ghost? It's so bad."
Yu Duzhi also tried hard to pursed his lips, and a pair of slender jade hands cages clenched their fists tightly in the sleeves, and had already pinched rows of white seals from his palms.
Xiao Tao behind her couldn't help it, covered her mouth and smiled so hard that she trembled.
In order to give Liu Guancen face or to maintain his demeanor, Wu Si and others kept silent and did not smile, but their expressions were extremely strange. Obviously, they also worked very hard.
"Brother Guan Cen, read it and see if Brother Liu answers wrong or correct."
Xu Yi sent the blood-red big characters to Liu Guancen near.
Liu Guancen waved his hand heavily and turned the paper into pieces of snowflakes. "Good boy, how dare you take advantage of my loopholes. Just be sure you win."
In front of everyone, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he could not make any mistakes openly and could only admit defeat.
Xu Yi clasped his fists and said, "Chengru Chengru, Brother Liu is worthy of being a sincere gentleman. If someone else is a person, he can't tell me how to tell me. Only a sincere gentleman like Brother Liu can have such a open mind. I admire him, admire him."
"You are so shameless. You made Brother Liu with cunning tricks. Now you are flattering again. Is your face made by the city wall? However, I have learned a trick from you today. Another day, who will make things difficult for me, I will also write the word "wrong" to test whether he will answer wrong."
Although he was scolding and talking, Song Qingying couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggled.
It turned out that what Xu Yi had just fallen on the paper was the word "wrong". He first used rhetoric to silence Liu Guancen. When the word "wrong" was fallen, Liu Guancen really memorized "Zhishuo" and "Xu Fu" and could only answer incorrectly.
"It is not surprising that the sincere gentleman met a shameless villain. I have this ending. I am so useless. What is Xu Yi's identity?"
Meng Changlai, wearing a plain robe, said in a cold voice that he was defeated by Liu Guancen. He was happy to see his success, but he could not stand the success of Xu Yi. Moreover, he looked down on Xu Yi's tricks from the bottom of his heart, and thought that it was just a means of being unable to be on the table.
Xu Yi said, "In the following Xu Yi, I am a Gongcao in Sanxianyuan."
"You solved the Sima family's century-old strange case?" Song Qingying said in surprise.
"It's just a mere little thing, nothing to mention." Xu Yi clasped his fists.
"It turns out that he is a minor official who is promoted to fight. No wonder he looks philanthropist and learns some skills to hide fraud." Meng Changlai said in a cold voice.
Xu Yi's face accurately flashed a hint of embarrassment and sighed heavily, "Eight out of ten things are not going well in life, if it weren't... it's just... it's fine, it's better not to mention it. Life is like a journey, and I am also a traveler. Let's wait, after it's over, when will I go back, and be an idle person, facing a piano, a pot of wine, and a stream of clouds. Life is impermanent. Although we are monks, we are afraid that there are less joy and more sorrow. I don't know that the sky is high and the yellow earth is thick. I only see the cold moon and the sun is warm, and I come to live a life. What can I do if I truly cultivate immortality? Half a lifetime of encounters are like flowing water. What do you know everywhere in life? It should be like flying geese stepping on the snow mud, and occasionally leaving fingers and claws on the mud, and the flying figures are planned again. Today I meet you, how lucky is it!"
This time, everyone in the room was straightened.
Huang Mei said intimately, "This dumb little boy has really mastered his acting skills. He will play whatever he wants. These sour kids will definitely be fooled by this old demon."
With just a few words, Xu Yi's image of a frustrated guest in the blue shirt was vividly revealed to everyone's hearts.
Meng Changlai clasped his fists and said, "Meng is abrupt, please forgive me, Brother Xu."
Their group of people are arrogant and are gentlemen. The so-called gentlemen do not depend on their high cultivation and high family background, but on their demeanor, elegance and Xu Yi's performance, which is obviously the melancholy among gentlemen.
If Meng Changlai did not apologize for Meng Lang before, he would be looked down upon by everyone.
Xu Yi walked two steps westward and stood in front of the water beside the hall, "Brother Meng is so serious. Xu came here by chance, disturbing everyone's pleasure. Let's say goodbye."
Only then did everyone get flirted with him, how could he let him go? As the host, Wu Si even asked him to sit down. "We have a broad friendship and have never met a wonderful person like Brother Xu. Today, no matter what, we have to spend all our time. I wonder where Brother Xu's articles are full of things?"
Chapter completed!