Six hundred and fiftieth IX dogs come
After the story was finished, after a brief silence, Xiao Tao bent over and said, "Oh, my belly..." and laughed so hard that his branches trembled.
Yu Du still had his face covered with white veil and his body remained motionless. The thin white veil floated quietly. She was holding it down and gasping heavily.
Xiao Tao smiled for a while before pulling Yu Du's Su Shi, "Du Shi, this person, this person, too, too..."
"vulgar!"
I finally made it easy to even my breath and shouted.
Xiao Tao said to Xu Yi, "She is just a stubborn duck. I think she is almost holding it in. Is there any more, hurry up."
Xiao Tao has also heard many jokes, but there has never been such a large scale. In the world, no woman dared to say this and scared the robbers to flee in a hurry. This huge contrast is too choking.
After two consecutive defeats, Xu Yi was also angry, "A few days ago, when I was in Gongcao, I encountered such a strange thing when I was patrolling Wusun City. Wu Ma, a female friend of the Wusun City Yong Camp, worked hard to drive away a famous flower-picking thief. At that time, the flower-picking thief was molesting a girl. Wu Ma shouted angrily and rushed forward. The flower-picking thief left in shock."
"At that time, I didn't understand. Just a friend, Ma Wu, could force a brave flower-picking thief to leave? I was curious and went to Wusun City. As soon as the lord of Wusun was holding a commendation meeting for Ma Wusun. Someone asked Ma Wu on the stage what she thought at that time. Ma Wu, who was like a half-iron tower, used her dirty sleeves and said with a greasy mouth, "This good thing cannot be all the cheapest thing."
"puff!"
Yu Du made the ball that seemed to be pierced, and all his anger that had been held back for a long time was released. He laughed so hard that his branches trembled. He barely held the railing and controlled his body.
I just held my laughter, and suddenly, thinking of Wu Ma's words, I couldn't help it anymore, and I was almost lying on the railing.
Even though Xiao Tao's original intention was not to listen to jokes, but to make his family calm down. After a moment of happiness, he was so happy that he fell on the table and gasped heavily.
The things that men and women are always the most tolerant of being charming. It is said that this world is the most interesting jokes that have contributed to the future generations.
Yu Du and Xiao Tao couldn't stand it, so it would be strange if they could withstand it.
A dirty joke with a laughing heart completely opened up the atmosphere, and Yu Du was broken and pretended to be good, so it was not easy to hold it anymore.
She kept her promise and took out two altars of Dongtingchun and rewarded Xu Yi.
Xiao Tao shared the drinks for the two of them and started chatting. After all, they met each other very slowly and had little common language. They were about to have a cold conversation.
Xiao Tao sent a message to Yu, "Everyone, Xu Yi has always been agile. Your troubles may be solved."
Yu Du made the thought of "Don't talk nonsense, what can he do?"
Xiao Tao once again filled Xu Yi with a glass of wine, "Xu Yi, I have a good friend who is now entangled by a noble person, and that noble person is the son of my friend's adoptive father. My friend's experience today is almost entirely due to her adoptive father's help. Therefore, the noble son is entangled all day long, but my friend cannot be rejected or beaten, and he is very troubled. You have a way to solve it."
After Xiao Tao said this, Xu Yi guessed that it must be Yu Du's trouble. He pondered for a moment, "I have seen so many bad things. Of course there are ways."
"What is it!" Xiao Tao said anxiously.
After the white mask, Yu Du made his pretty face more promising.
Xu Yi said, "What does the noble master like about you as a friend? If your friend changes, then you will get married."
After rubbing the ground, Yu Dudu stood up, and the towering mountain peaks continued to rise and fall. Xiao Tao said at a glance, "What's the solution?"
Xu Yi said, "This is the most normal way. Just imagine, your friend must be of a natural beauty, holy and elegant, and it is inevitable that the noble man likes it. If he calls it the Wu Ma, you see if the noble man likes it or not, you are afraid that he will not be able to run away."
When Wu Ma mentioned, Yu Dudian and Xiao Tao remembered the sentence "This good thing cannot be all the cheaper for the little slut", and they couldn't help laughing again.
Xiao Tao said, "I'm afraid that my friend will be ugly, weird, and rude. I'm afraid I can't do it. Do you have any other way?"
Xu Yi said, "If you don't want to do this sacrifice, then there is only one last way left, and rumors will spread!
"Who is there any scandal with? The noble son is very jealous. If he knows, that person will definitely die." Xiao Tao waved his hands repeatedly, "This method is not possible."
Xu Yi said, "Since it is a rumor, it is a rumor with someone who is not afforded by the noble son. For example, your friend's adoptive father, just let the wind out, and don't believe that the noble son runs away without looking for the wind."
"Damn it!"
I shouted loudly.
Xu Yi was unmoved at all, "The bastard is a bastard, but it can't stand it and it's Xiao Tao's friend's business. If you want to solve the problem, you have to blow the spring breeze on the water, so there is no such cheap thing."
Yu Dushi didn't say anything, and was pulled down by Xiao Tao. She spread her thoughts to Yu Dushi, "Although the method is damaged, it's really effective. You have to hurry up. That noble man is not easy to meet. Along the way, his dog was followed secretly."
Yu Dudushi did not respond, and Xiao Tao felt bored. As he spoke, he returned to this heavy topic.
She hurriedly changed the subject and asked about Xu Yi's affairs in Sanxianyuan.
Xu Yi was waiting for this, so he told the truth about his experience in Sanxianyuan, without adding fuel to the fire, and even told Liu Guancen the truth about unblocking it.
Xiao Tao said angrily, "It's a blessing that Xu Yi is. He has been tortured by them. No wonder the government of the Nantian Court is getting worse now. With these scammers, all good things have been done."
Xu Yi sighed, "I finally got through it. No matter what, I have to thank everyone for their help. I respect it first."
As he said that, Xu Yi picked up a wine jar, gurgled and drank the cow.
Dongtingchun is a fine fairy fruit wine, and its wine is thousands of times better than ordinary wine. After drinking a jar of wine, Xu Yi felt drunk.
This feeling has not been felt for a long time, just relaxing and unrestrained. He staggered to the side of the railing, looked up at the starry sky and lake view in the distance, and felt that the stars were shaking the lake, which was so beautiful. The lake wind blew, and it was indescribable that it was cold and refreshing. Wherever he was happy, he couldn't help but chant, "The west wind blew the old Dongting waves, and Xiangjun had a lot of white hair all night. After getting drunk, he didn't know that the sky was in the water, and the boat was full of stars and dreams of clear rivers."
Xiao Tao couldn't help but pull Yu Du into his sleeve, "Even if he is really a vulgar celebrity, how many people in the world can have this talent?"
Yu Dudu was speechless, looking at the lake and starry sky outside the railing, he was stunned and dazed.
"What a dream of clear river. I said, "Who can suck the stars so much that I don't even care about my reputation. I ran to this restaurant and talked about love with others. Just by saying that the dream of clear river is so good. I just don't know why I can treat my son?"
Chapter completed!