Chapter 87 Midsummer Night
In the last life, Lei Wen and Shuni never had much intersection.
But I have heard a lot of things, but I never thought that I was really lucky to see this scene today.
This is a river flowing through the center of Vanya City. Because it is an elf language, the river's name is very long and few players remember it.
Female players call this river to be the Acacia River, while male players call it the "Xiangxi River".
Because during Shuni's festivals, men are left and women are right, and a large group of men are on the left bank, facing the woman opposite the river, which is three meters wide.
There are all kinds of things in reciting poetry, singing opera, singing, playing musical instruments.
Anyway, in my previous life, Lei Wen, who was a single dog, was annoyed when he saw it. What is this not hissing?
Now, there is another example.
A male dwarf was showing love to a female dwarf: "Oh, Zhu Liye, you are my orangutan, you are my most wanted to fight!"
Well, the violence of dwarfs is famous. Two dwarfs, one man and one woman, fight, and they go to bed in minutes. Lei Wen's dwarf speech is a bit bad, please forgive me for your incorrect translation.
The female dwarf pulled out a metal warhammer with a hammer bigger than a human head from under her short and wide skirt, and shook it: "Oh! Romi beats, come tonight, I promise not to slap you to death."
Well, just like that, two dwarves, one man and one woman, made an appointment. It’s a happy congratulation, it’s a happy congratulation!
Anyway, I can see Lei Wen with a black line.
Then Raven saw White-Haired Bell, who joined the circus to throw the ball without any moral integrity in a square...
As soon as he saw Lei Wen, he immediately burst into tears.
"Boss, I miss you so much!" A half-bear man, the size of a bear, rushed over with tears and snot, and was wearing a performance costume - a big red bellyband-shaped costume. Lei Wen really wanted to pretend that he didn't know this guy and kicked him into Xiangxi River.
"Well."
"Are you okay? Are you really okay?" A pair of paws patted Lei Wen on the shoulder, almost slapped Lei Wen to vomit blood. Lei Wen's physique at 30 points was a bit unstoppable. Bell did it casually. If he was serious, he really hit it, wouldn't he be seriously injured immediately?
When he felt Bell's stronger aura, Lei Wen asked, "Have you advanced?"
"Yes! You asked me to practice by myself during this period. That bastard named Talos forced me to be struck by lightning. I had to go to Qianlei Cliff. For some reason, I advanced. Now I am at the peak of the Bronze Level."
Lei Wen was so fainted. Suddenly he thought this guy was cheating, right? He kept killing people over and over, destroying the country and exterminated the clan. Now, including the magician who dealt with the magician, he had only reached level 35. Bell was constantly struck by lightning and was promoted to level 20 Storm Walker? The professional experience of the Storm system is really profitable!
Fortunately, Bell's warrior level should not be enough for level 20, otherwise, the 20-level warrior plus level 20-level Storm Walker would be the silver level. No one in the same level can do anything to him.
"Okay, it's a good thing to be able to upgrade. If you are too weak, I will have a headache."
"Boss, can you stop letting me come to this episode in the future? I have a headache when I see these guys."
"See you in the outer city in the future."
"Boss, who is this?" Bell actually saw Almo a long time ago, but seeing Almo following Raven, it always feels a little strange, so he asked now.
"I am the slave of Master Raven." Almo saluted Bell.
"Okay, you two can have fun on your own. I'm going to see Karin now. To meet the East Gate tomorrow morning, I'll take you to Sulun's place.
When he came to the dormitory of Feng Wu Zhan Ji, the church of Love and Beauty, Lei Wen knocked on the door of the dormitory.
The door creaked and opened with a knock, revealing the corridor with a slightly dim light.
This is another Midsummer Night move, probably to avoid the embarrassment of men and women coming in and out?
Walking in the corridor decorated with various oil paintings and exquisite works of art, it seems like walking into a museum. This is just a student dormitory, and the formal priestly residence is more beautiful and grand.
However, an accident suddenly happened. Just as Lei Wen walked through the public corridor on the first floor and was about to enter the dormitory area on the second floor, a sudden psychedelic feeling was suddenly under his feet.
The system prompt followed:
"A girl launched a 'Flying Kiss of Love' to you in the name of Shuni, the goddess of love and beauty. When Shuni recognized this kiss, you will be directly teleported to the girl's door. Of course, you can also choose to refuse to accept this love. When you exit the girl's door, you will be automatically teleported out of the dormitory area and no one will witness it."
Lei Wen was stunned in an instant.
"This...this...this is the legendary appointment..."
Only Karin will do this, right?
Amen, girls from Ultron are precocious. But this is too much, right? It’s a crime to push illegal loli!
Lei Wen's heart suddenly beating very fast, and he could clearly hear every powerful pulsation of his heart in his ears: Could it be that tonight, I can finally be unable to resist the beastly nature and become a traitor in the single alliance? Will I become a beast that pushes down Loli? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
By the way, Lei Wen pushed open the door of the false cover.
However, the woman inside scared Lei Wen silly.
She was wearing a translucent gauze nightgown, and in the hazy, she could see the infinitely beautiful curves of the female body.
It turned out to be her?!
"Ah! Dear... I love you, are you here?" Not only did I stutter and say the wrong word because of my nervousness, but I also had a mechanized and stiff feeling.
A vein rose on Lei Wen's forehead: "Sorry, I've entered the wrong door."
Turn around and run away decisively.
Yes! It's running! It's not going.
"Swish!" With a sound, the long sword was unsheathed, and the sharp knife with a slight blood mark instantly blocked Lei Wen's neck. The beauty was serious: "I'm sorry, actually...I like you."
This is a robbery of love, no, this is a robbery of love, right? Bastard! Look at the atmosphere!
Raven's face collapsed, his face twitched: "Please, Miss Sainz, please don't tell any lies that you don't believe in yourself."
"Ah!" He opened his mouth in surprise, and his beautiful face like a sculpture of Sines was filled with the words "How did you know?"
The next moment, Sainz turned around quickly, took out a copy from somewhere and took a quick look. Because his cheating skills were so bad, someone saw it.
As he turned around, Sainz put away his knife, hugged his arms, and looked at Lei Wen with his dead fish eyes while using his proud figure to squeeze out the groove: "Ah, suddenly I feel a little hot, oh, it's a little cold. I really want someone to hug me and help me keep warm!"
The whole sentence above is a dry tone without any tumbling and without any change of tone.
The veins on Lei Wen's forehead have been upgraded to cross-shaped veins, and he complained wildly in his heart: Your sister! Laila, can you be more reliable? Please, even if you want to seduce yourself, you should find a more professional one? Let's have a gentle girl with a good figure, maybe I can't control it for the time being and then I will pass.
But now...
Lei Wen decisively opened [Shadow Jump] and ran away!
Leila was a pit. Now she is still a heavy burden. With a master of gold, it would be absolutely no good to get involved. Running away quickly is the right way.
Lei Wen ran away, but he forgot that Sainz is the golden peak Phantom Sword Saint. How bad is her speed?
So a spectacular scene appeared. In the corridor of Fengwu Zhanji's dormitory in the Church of the Goddess of Love and Beauty, a handsome half-elf guy who was suspected of being a robbery ran in front, and a beautiful blue-haired woman who was suspected of being a robbery was chasing behind in a tulle nightgown with a knife.
"Damn it! Why are you chasing me?" Lei Wen couldn't stand it.
"Because you ran!"
"It's because you're carrying a knife!" Lei Wen shouted.
"Does I put down the knife and you won't run away?" Sainz asked.
"Fuck me, dig a hole, can I run?"
"Then I will continue chasing!"
"Oh, my goodness!" Lei Wen was about to collapse.
Even more collapse is still coming, and the main person suddenly appears.
Karin was wearing a gorgeous outfit and blocked the front.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
It's over! The end of the end!
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Chapter completed!