030: Does this have to hit me?
Li Shihan was particularly surprised by what Fan Xiaomei was saying. She was exactly the same as Zhou Kun thought, so why couldn't she meet such a crush on someone?
He couldn't help but turn his head and look at Zhou Kun. This silly guy would never be able to do this.
Dingling! Dinglingling!
Li Shihan took out his cell phone from his backpack, glanced at the call number and made a shut up gesture to Zhou Kun.
Zhou Kun spread his hands and asked me not to put one of my farts from beginning to end. What does it mean to make me shut up? Could it be that breathing is a sin?
"Hey, mom." He shouted after answering the phone.
Zhou Kun raised his eyebrows and showed a smirk at the corner of his mouth. Look at how I messed with you, stood up from the sofa with a stomach full of bad water and walked around the coffee table and sat down next to Li Shihan.
Li Shihan punched him hard with his hand and told him to "get out" with his eyes.
Zhou Kun winked and didn't move his eyes.
"Mom, what are you doing? You're so anxious to drive me out of the house."
"I won't go, I want to go to you."
"I still have something to do now. Let's talk about it in a few days... Oh, I said I won't go, I won't go, what are you doing? It's in what era now and I plan to arrange a marriage."
After hearing this, Zhou Kun understood. It turned out that he wanted Li Shihan to go on a blind date.
"Where is Shihan's bath towel?" Zhou Kun leaned into the phone and said in a humble manner.
Li Shihan's eyes suddenly widened and turned her head to look at Zhou Kun in horror. The mother's questioning on the phone was terrifying, "What are you doing? Why are there a man's voice on the phone?"
"You stupid, do you want to kill me?" Li Shihan cursed at Zhou Kun with gritted teeth.
Zhou Kun stuck out his tongue: "Dear, please take me the bath towel. Shihan, Shihan, help me take off the bath towel." He shouted again unexpectedly.
Li Shihan threw his cell phone on the sofa, turned around and pinched Zhou Kun's neck with his hands and pressed him down on the sofa: "My mother Zhou Kun insisted on sending you to see God today." She shouted, but only a little strength was used in her hands.
"Hahaha, let you keep your distance from me, and you will be so angry that you will be so angry." Zhou Kun laughed and started making a fuss with her.
The two of them had a very lively fight, but in the end Fan Xiaomei pointed to the phone that had not been hung up yet: "Brother, it seems that Sister Shihan's phone has not been hung up yet..."
As soon as these words came out, Li Shihan hurriedly sat up and hung up his phone.
"Your uncle Zhou Kun." He cursed in anger.
"Since when did the word "Your uncle" change its nature? It's a pity that my dad is the eldest, I don't have an old man, hahaha."
"You..." Li Shihan stood up angrily and walked into the bedroom.
Fan Xiaomei said to Zhou Kunnu: "Brother, Shihan is really angry this time, you might as well go and coax it."
"Don't worry, she won't be really angry." Zhou Kun replied indifferently.
"She must be really angry this time, believe me."
"Xiaomei, I understand her."
"But you don't understand women."
A sentence left Zhou Kun speechless and sat in his original place.
Seeing that he had no place to move, Fan Xiaomei had to go over first, and pushed open the bedroom door and saw Li Shihan sitting there with her back facing her: "Sister Shihan, you know my brother just like that. Don't be as knowledgeable as him." He persuaded softly.
Li Shihan did not answer, but through her movements, she could see that she was reaching out to wipe her tears.
Fan Xiaomei took two steps back and looked at Zhou Kun who was still sitting on the sofa. She deserved to be a bachelor.
Li Shihan is not because Zhou Kun is angry. What she is angry about is what her mother said. It is difficult to find a partner. What is worse than others? It is good that others can fall in love with me. Is it so unbearable in my mother's heart?
Hearing the footsteps coming from behind, he hurriedly wiped the tears in the corners of his eyes.
Forced to smile: "Xiaomei, I'm fine, I'm not angry."
"How is that possible? I am also a woman. Sister Shihan, you must understand Zhou Kun's right? He is just breaking his personality."
The result of comforting Fan Xiaomei was originally the one who became the object of comfort.
"He, he can't change it."
"Why don't we go out and beat him up and vent?" Fan Xiaomei said with a wicked smile.
After hearing this, Li Shihan raised her eyebrows and thought to herself that this is a good way to vent.
The two women hit it off.
"Sister Shihan, let's hit him if you can't go out. Do you want to find a reason?" He walked to the door and grabbed her and asked in a low voice.
Li Shihan touched his chin with his hand: "Look at me, it's not easy to hit him."
"Hehe, OK, then I'll wait for your signal."
“OK, go.”
Zhou Kun walked out of the room with a calm expression on his face. He was sitting on the sofa in a daze and saw them sitting opposite each other and moving their bodies backwards, quietly staring at them with the light of his eyes.
"Zhou Kun." Li Shihan suddenly shouted.
"Here, what are the instructions for brother?" He stood up and answered without saying a word.
Li Shihan glared at her eyes. This guy was a bit abnormal. Did he hear all the things we just said?
"Pour me a glass of water." Li Shihan chose a reason that is easy to "beat".
Zhou Kun's eyes instantly narrowed into a slit, stood up from the sofa and found two cups in the messy room, one with cold water and the other with hot water. When he was about to take it over, he always felt that there was a fraud in it and he was stunned at the water in the cup.
Bang!
When I patted my hands, I said I was missing a cup of lukewarm water.
He handed over with three glasses of water: "Brother comes to drink water, a cup of cold water, a cup of hot water and a cup of warm water, and we can drink whatever we want." As he spoke, his face was filled with a sage expression.
Through Zhou Kun's move, Li Shihan became more convinced that he would definitely hear those words, otherwise it would be difficult for him to pour a glass of water and let him hand him a cup of water.
Li Shihan gently touched Fan Xiaomei with her hand and kept reminding her with her eyes.
Fan Xiaomei is not as high as Zhou Kun, so she really doesn't understand it.
Zhou Kun turned around and ran out, and took this opportunity to take advantage of Li Shihan quickly leaned over and said in a hurry in her ear: "He must have overheard us, wait for you..." Before he could finish his words, he saw Zhou Kun walking out with three other glasses of water.
"How can Brother Xiaomei forget your water? Come on, it's the same three cups of free choice."
Li Shihan clasped his fists at Zhou Kun.
"I admire you, I admire you."
"Take it, give it."
"Then let's continue?"
"Okay, always take the challenge."
Having said that, he moved from secret to open. Zhou Kun wrapped his hands around his chest and looked at them.
Li Shihan and Fan Xiaomei picked up the water cup and clinked it: "Sister, let's have a good time today."
"Okay Sister Shihan."
Seeing their high-spirited appearance, Zhou Kun was full of bitterness, "I think I can't escape this beating today."
Chapter completed!