005: Big sister on the bus
Li Shihan thought Zhou Kun would chase him out and explain to him, but she stood outside the door and waited for ten minutes but didn't hear the sound of the door opening. Now she was really angry.
"You bastard Zhou Kun." He cursed angrily and ran out angrily.
Zhou Kun was sitting on the sofa and was thinking about how to choose. When he turned his head, he realized that Li Shihan was missing.
"Li Shihan?Li Shihan?"
I stood up and shouted a few words, but received no response.
"Hey, where did this guy go?"
Ding Ding Ding!
Turning on the mobile phone message was a voice message sent by Li Shihan.
"Zhou Kun, your uncle, never look for me again."
After hearing this, Zhou Kun was confused and thought to himself, I did nothing, what is this guy's way? Ten thousand question marks were crossed in his mind.
"What's wrong with me? I have also agreed to help me clean up. Where are you?"
"I'm just cleaning it out. I'm trying hard to help you clean it out. Then, let you date someone. You'll be very beautiful and you have to do it yourself."
Zhou Kun was completely confused. Who was dating who? What was this guy talking about? Today is so inexplicable.
Li Shihan kept cursing Zhou Kun while walking home.
Two days passed. On Monday morning, Zhou Kun walked out of the community with his computer in neat clothes. It has been a long time since he experienced the rush hour at work. Everyone was waiting for the same bus, which looked very scary.
In order not to make him late, Zhou Kun didn't care about so much, as soon as the bus entered the station, the formation was originally well-maintained suddenly turned into a pot of porridge. "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze," "My shoes," "Can you guys be slower?" Various complaints and shouts were everywhere. Zhou Kun endured the crowd from all directions and used his strength to finally squeeze in.
Seeing the people in the carriage, I was not only deeply moved, but there was never the word "easiness" in the adult world. Everyone is busy with life. Think about it, it is a happy thing that you don't have to face crowded buses every day and don't have to face the intrigues in the company.
"Where are you touching it? Hooligan." A very difficult turn, his hand accidentally touched the buttocks of the elder sister beside him. Before he could apologize, deafening curses came from his ears.
"Sorry, I didn't mean it." Zhou Kun hurriedly apologized and explained.
"Bad, you didn't mean it. Look at you like this, you're a wretched man. You're waiting to go to the police station with me." My elder sister's eyes either had menstrual disorders or menopause early, and her temper was so irritable that she was scary.
"Sister, I really didn't mean it. I turned around and touched you accidentally, right?"
"Who do you call the eldest sister? Who is your eldest sister?"
"Miss...this is not suitable either."
Bang!
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a burning pain on his face, and gold was everywhere in front of him.
Everyone in the carriage was covering their mouths and laughing quietly, and two people laughed without covering them.
"If I don't send you to the police station today, I will take your surname." The eldest sister pointed at his nose and scolded angrily.
At the moment when the bus stopped at the station, Zhou Kun was not able to react and was pulled by his elder sister with his backpack and squeezed out of the bus from the crowd. Zhou Kun explained all the way that his elder sister just didn't listen and walked about 300 meters to the entrance of the Chengzhong Police Station.
Just as two policemen walked out, the eldest sister pulled him and stopped him: "Comrade Policeman is a hooligan, hurry up and catch him." He shouted loudly.
"Comrade Police, I'm not a hooligan."
The two policemen looked at each other and took them back to the room together.
As soon as the eldest sister entered the house, she stood up without waiting for the police to ask questions and told the story: "He is a young man who doesn't learn well and learns to be a hooligan. I feel something is wrong with him when I'm waiting for the bus. I don't know how many people I touched when I squeezed the bus. I'm also unlucky, why did I stand beside him?"
"It wasn't long before the car drove out, he grabbed my buttocks with his hands. I caught him. He called me a lady. You have to deal with a scumbag like the police."
After listening to it, Zhou Kun gave his elder sister a thumbs up. You are more suitable for writing novels than me, so this is too good to make up.
The police waved her hand: "Okay, okay, calm down first, and report your name to your work unit."
"My name is Du Xiaojuan. I am a supermarket cashier. Comrades police, you can't let this hooligan go. If you let him go, you might not do anything bad. Today he dares to touch someone's buttocks, but tomorrow he might dare to behave others. It's so terrible." While speaking, he also showed a terrified expression.
Zhou Kun sighed and shook his head helplessly.
"Okay, okay, you can say less first, we will investigate this matter clearly." The police were helpless.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Zhou Kun, and I am a full-time author."
"What's going on today?"
"That's right. After I got on the bus, I turned around because I was about to get off. However, there were too many people in the bus, so I accidentally encountered the body of this elder sister, and I also sincerely apologized to her. Unexpectedly, the elder sister insisted on saying that I was a hooligan, and that's how it was." Zhou Kun gave an explanation very briefly.
"I think people have expressed their apology for this matter, and there will inevitably be some collisions during work rush hour. Everyone understands it..."
"Hey, comrade policeman, how could you say that? He was intentional. If you don't arrest him today, he will dare to do this tomorrow, do you believe it?" The elder sister jumped up and shouted loudly without waiting for the policeman to finish speaking.
"You sit down first, sit down, we will retrieve the surveillance on the bus. If there is indeed his intentional hooligan behavior, he will definitely be punished severely. If you really encounter it by accident, you must understand it. Is it OK?"
"What else can I say? Then let's do it. I'm busy and don't have time to spend it with him."
Zhou Kun was completely opened by his elder sister's behavior today.
Before leaving, the eldest sister glared at Zhou Kun, not knowing what to mutter.
The police reminded Zhou Kun to pay attention to the bus in the future. Although it was unintentional, when you meet someone like your elder sister, you can only be a dumb person and have no way to say that you have suffered from Coptis chinensis.
"Uncle policeman, I have to raise my hand over my head no matter what I say when I take the bus." A helpless joke.
"Hahaha, not, not, okay, hurry up and go for the interview, don't be late for the first time."
"Thanks."
Zhou Kun left the police station and took a look at the time. It was already 7:40. According to the current road conditions, he was probably going to be late.
Chapter completed!